I am a professional rainbow fart [e-sports]

Chapter 34 Symmetry

Hua four eyes stared: "Presumptuous! Hao Kaixin, how dare you think that our brother A is talking like fart! Come on, cut off his hand!"

Hao Kaixin was probably the first time to see Hua Si, a character who changed his face like a book, and was stunned for a while, until He Linlin rolled up his sleeves, and then shouted without a teacher: "I am wronged!"

He Linlin rolled up the sleeve of his right hand, Hua Si hesitated a little again: "He wants to hold the mouse with his right hand, forget it, let's change the other hand?"

He Linlin rolled up the sleeve of his left hand cooperatively, and Hao Kaixin yelled, "It doesn't work if you want to hold the keyboard with your left hand!"

Hua Si stroked his chin: "That's the same reason, and chopping off hands is too bloody, why don't you bake it, add a meal for everyone, and it's a little contribution."

Hao Kaixin was about to speak again, but Gu Yi casually took an apple and stuffed it into his mouth: "Be quiet."

Hua Si gave a thumbs up, picked up the barbecue brush and dipped it in some oil, and asked him in the mood: "What's your body fat percentage? Is the meat firm or fat?"

As he spoke, he brushed a brush of oil on his hand, and Hao's happy scream broke through the restraint of Apple and resounded through the base, as if the brush Hua Si brushed down was not cold oil, but scalding hot oil.

Feng Chen couldn't take it anymore and pulled Hua Si away, frowning: "Dirty."

He Linlin took down the apple that left Hao Kaixin's tooth marks on it, and patted him on the shoulder: "You are lucky that you are not clean enough to be rejected by brother A, otherwise you would be on that barbecue grill now."

Hao Kaixin rushed into the bathroom to wash his hands and remove the oil. The sequelae should be that when Hua Si was about to roast pig's trotters, he let out an earth-shattering cry.

But it was still delicious.

Everyone was full of greasy food, Brother Hu habitually stood up and seemed to want to say something, then he glanced at everyone, scratched his head in embarrassment and sat down again: "It's okay, you continue to play, I just stand up out of habit I wanted to make a concluding statement, and almost ruined the atmosphere of the break again."

Feng Shen: "Tell me, anyway, we can't really relax until we finish the playoffs."

The other players nodded, and Brother Hu didn't refuse anymore: "We have replayed the regular season many times. To be honest, we played really well this time. Most of them can't be called too difficult opponents. , but when it comes to the playoffs, you must not take it lightly. Especially you new players who are playing in the league for the first time, don’t let what you saw before be their true strength.”

Feng Chen nodded: "Know how to hide tricks."

Several rookies looked at each other in blank dismay, and Hua Si suddenly asked: "Which teams do you think have hidden tricks in the regular season?"

Hao Kaixin scratched his head: "Anyway, we don't."

He Linlin thought about it seriously: "FLY? Their air combat system is not up."

Gu Yi: "There's also MAX."

He Linlin was taken aback, and subconsciously retorted: "Impossible? We had a tough time with their double-T lineup."

Gu Yi: "But that's not their strongest lineup. If we didn't happen to draw the water map, we would have played more easily."

Brother Hu nodded approvingly: "That's right, most of the teams that have prepared special lineups for us have hidden tricks, and besides that, there are also strange things in the league... Have you all looked at the regular season score rankings? "

There are a total of [-] teams in the "Battle of the Peak" league. After [-] games, the top [-] will enter the playoffs according to the score ranking, and compete for the final season championship and tens of millions of prize money.A big point will be accumulated for each game won, and the ranking will be based on the big score first, and if the big score is the same, the ranking will be based on the small score.

第五赛季进入季后赛的八支队伍，按照分数排序分别是CDS15-30、FLY13-21、MAX12-20、IOO12-16、END10-10、TOP9-13、EMP8-12、Z2Z8-10。

FLY and MAX are all familiar strong league teams, especially FLY. This year, due to the weakening of Chameleon, the air combat system has played better, and it actually overwhelmed MAX and entered the playoffs as No.2.

In addition to the strong teams that are still at their peak, there are also strong teams that are not what they used to be. TOP was also the big brother team in the first echelon back then, but it didn't perform very well this season, barely making it to the playoffs.However, the original crane tail END seems to have found a style of play that suits him this year, and has achieved the best results ever.

Hua Si knew which strange team Brother Hu was talking about: "Be careful Z2Z, this is the real hide-and-seek madman."

He Linlin was a little confused: "But I didn't feel how strong they were when they played before, and they almost couldn't make it to the playoffs."

Moreover, Z2Z's battle situation is very characteristic. The strong team did not win, and the weak team did not lose. The record of the standard mid-range team.

Hua Si: "If you look at the games of previous years, you will find that every year in the regular season, seven or eight of them enter the playoffs, and the entire team that has entered the playoffs is like a new batch of people. "

Brother Hu's face was gloomy: "By the way, their coach Radar has also joined the World Cup coaching staff this year."

Hua Si raised his eyebrows: "You don't look very happy?"

Brother Hu turned his head angrily: "I just can't understand that dog thief - we have always done our best in an open and honest way!"

"It can't be helped, how can you hide a brother A who is so big in your team." Hua Si laughed, turned his head and touched the heads of the other three people one by one, "I didn't mean to say that you are not good, I am brother A, you all know Roar."

Hanhan jumped up to join in the fun, Hua Si folded his hands behind his back: "I can't touch you now, after touching them three times, won't it be the same as you. Go, find your brother A, I will send him to touch you for me."

Hanhan is a quick learner, and now he can tell who he is calling when he hears their names, and when he hears "Brother A", he immediately flicks his tail to pull Feng Chen's trouser legs.Feng Chen was helpless, knelt down and rubbed its head, Hanhan narrowed his eyes comfortably, Hua Si was a little sore again: "Silly Hanhan, do you know how many people's dreams are your current treatment?"

Feng Chen glanced at him, then raised his hand to touch his head.Who knew that Hua Si quickly dodged one by one: "Hanhan's hair loss recently! Don't come here with your hair!"

Feng Chen chased after him with a dark face, and the two of them chased me and fled into the upstairs room.

Hao Kaixin tilted his head: "Oh! They broke into the room."

He Linlin showed a look of seeing through everything: "Maybe I'll go to bed in a while."

Gu Yi pretended not to understand, and Brother Hu waved his hands in displeasure: "Let's go, rest for two more days, and start training, I won't be merciful!"

Hua Si rushed into the room and didn't have time to open the door, so he could only walk over to the bed in large characters, and closed his eyes tightly with a heroic look: "Come on."

Feng Chen's footsteps were slightly hesitant, probably because he didn't know what his sudden move was for, so Hua Si opened his eyelids a little: "Aren't you coming?"

Feng Chen reservedly did not move.

Hua Si: "Then you go back?"

Feng Chen still didn't move.

Hua Si was in trouble: "What are you doing, you don't come or leave, you are the doorman at my door?"

Feng Chen stared at him, and seemed to have just realized his first sentence: "Which one is coming?"

"Oh damn, you still want someone to tell you the truth." Hua rolled her eyes, waved her hands coquettishly, and was so disgusted by herself that she retched, "Cough, that's it!"

Feng Chen's eyes seemed a little complicated, a little helpless, a little pampered, a little disgusted, and a little less obvious... pity?

Hua Si was still thinking about the meaning of his eyes, Feng Chen had already pressed down condescendingly, Hua Si's face changed: "What are you doing! You really are that!"

Feng Chen actually didn't push too hard, he just put his hands on Hua Si's shoulders reservedly, and put his knees on the edge of his bed, Hua Si had already started yelling, twisting his body to escape.

It doesn't matter if he doesn't move, Feng Chen wants to hold him even more when he moves, Hua Si shouted: "Stop!"

Feng Chen actually stopped and just looked at him like that.

Hua Si raised his hands: "I'll give you a hand shake, please let me go."

Feng Chen paused for a while, Hua Si thought he was stuck, and after a long time he heard him ask in confusion: "Why do you shake your hand?"

Hua Si sighed: "Hey, homophonic stem, it's not funny to say it, homophonic you shake me..."

Feng Chen was silent for a while, Hua Si stared at his face: "Did you just want to laugh?"

Feng Chen categorically denied it: "I didn't."

Hua Si chuckled, reaching out to pinch his face, Feng Chen held his hand, a little impatient: "Flower team!"

Hua Si could see that, whenever Feng Chen was in a hurry, he would blurt out and call him "Flower Team".Hua Si's heart fluttered for a moment, and then he deliberately smiled inappropriately: "What's the matter? Comrade A?"

Feng Shen: "Be more serious."

Hua Si vented his anger: "I don't know if you don't want it, but as long as I get serious, you will take the opportunity to bite my ear."

Feng Chen stared at his earlobe: "Do you think I won't bite you because you're not serious?"

Hua Si immediately covered her ears: "No need, no need, I feel very blessed recently, as if living in love. It's too full, it's almost overflowing."

Feng Chen tilted his head, condescending and still a little boyish: "Which side did I bite before?"

Hua Si showed her right earlobe, angrily: "Look, it's on the right side, maybe you can still see your remaining tooth marks!"

Feng Chen leaned over, and Hua Si turned his head away with an "Aww" in fright, and Feng Chen firmly bit his left ear.

Hearing Hua Si's shout downstairs, Hao Kaixin scratched his head: "I'm calling for help again, do I really need to go?"

He Linlin patted him on the shoulder: "Haven't you learned to be good yet? This is fun."

Upstairs, Hua Si clutched his left earlobe, and pointed at Feng Chen tremblingly, wanting to cry but without tears. Feng Chen raised his eyebrows, making a gesture to bite his hand, Hua Si retracted his hand immediately.

Feng Shen was satisfied: "It's symmetrical."

Hua Si: "Where is the symmetry! My right side was fine before!"

Feng Chen laughed: "Then let me make it up for you?"

The author has something to say: everyone, remember to brush your teeth well, as long as your teeth are good, you won’t be afraid of being coquettish (thumbs up

感谢在2020-04-0820:48:35~2020-04-0920:58:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of SYR; 1 bottle of Southeast;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!