msmithbooks Chapter 9
Chapter 9
At this moment, a person came between Yan Ke and Li Tian.The owner of the BBQ place put down their order, completely unaware that he was ruining the atmosphere.
That night, Li Tian's dream was full of images of her and Yan Ke about to kiss.Yes, just a little bit, just a little bit.Now I have to kiss you, the phone rang, and Li Tian woke up, the dream is not over yet to be continued...
Li Tian picked up his phone and saw an unread text message.Click to open, 10010.Click to open, your balance is running out, please pay and recharge in time.
"Hey!" Xiao B and Li Tian sighed at the same time in Xinyuan Clothing, in the assistant's office. "Hey!" Again in unison. "Hey, hey!" Still in unison. "Little B, can you stop senior sister, be careful and beat you up!" Little B burst into tears immediately after hearing this.Oh, Li Tian feels a bit like an 18-year-old big sister bullying a 5- or 6-year-old little brother.
"BB, don't cry. My sister apologizes to you. It's okay if my sister is wrong. Don't cry. If Coke hears about it, what do you think I did to you?" Louder.He swallowed and said that he has someone he likes.It's right to be happy with someone you like, why cry.Little B was running nose and tears. I wanted to marry her as my wife, but I was afraid that the other party would disagree.I'm dizzy, ask her for permission!
Little B hugged Li Tian into his arms: The ex-girlfriend said that no woman would like me, and no woman would marry me.Li Tian struggled into Little B's arms, let go of me, I can see it.Little B just clings to it.Li Tian couldn't, as long as Xiao B let her go, he would help Xiao B chase his wife.What should I do if I can't catch up?Can't catch up with me to be your wife!In order to break free from Little B's embrace, Li Tian of course coaxed him by saying some pleasant words.She didn't want to be seen by Jian Ke and then say that she was hungry.
However, it was a coincidence that this scene was actually seen by Jian Ke again.Lin Ke clenched his fists and walked away quietly.If he rushed out like last time, Li Tian must have misunderstood that she was jealous again.
I patted my chest, so as not to be seen.
What kind of things do ordinary friends go through to become good friends?I have no idea.I only know that there are only two hugs between me and Little B, one makes us friends, and the other makes us good friends.I am no longer alone in my world. There are people I like and friends there, and there are no excuses to say that I am unhappy and unhappy.
I want to help Xiao B chase his wife, first of all, change his appearance.The hair is short, not a cool hairstyle, but at least it gives people a neat and tidy feeling.The black-framed old-fashioned glasses are thrown away. Even if you don't wear colored contact lenses, you still have to wear a pair of light and dignified glasses.Throw off all the black old-fashioned suits and dress like a little old man.Wear a suit to work and feel comfortable after get off work.The most important thing is to shave off that big beard.When you want to kiss, when others see a big beard, they don't have the desire to kiss, okay?How many women in China love bearded men like European and American women?
Little B looked at his completely new self in front of the mirror, and suddenly admired Li Tianlai in his heart.His future lifelong happiness will be entrusted to Li Tian.
Of course, while helping Xiao B reform to chase his girlfriend, Li Tian himself is also chasing Keke.Before going to work every day, Yan Ke will calculate the time and put a cup of milk tea and a dozen breakfast items on the table.I will slowly explore what kind of snacks I like to eat and what flavors I like.I will go shopping with Xiao B in the shops that Yanke often goes to, and secretly write down some good-looking clothes and shoes, and give them to Yanke when I have money in the future.I will give Bi Ke decorations, dolls, of course I don't know if Bi Ke accepts it or throws it in the trash.
Looking at the two people walking into the bus, he unconsciously shook his head.Two guys who value sex over friends.See if I don't cut your salary.
"Watching horror movies again? Don't you! BB, if I watch horror movies again today, I won't go to your house!" I strongly objected. "But how can you practice courage without watching horror movies! My ex-girlfriend said that you are not a man if you have no courage..." Okay, okay, don't just talk about your ex-girlfriend.What you want to chase is your current girlfriend. "Please, one last time, okay!" Little B begged me.Those who don't dare to watch horror movies are considered bold, but if you really have the courage to gamble.Take all your money cards and say to that girl: "From now on, you will be in charge of my money!" How simple and rude.This is my trick, if I ask again, I won't have it anymore. BB, you can ask for more blessings, but I haven't caught up with mine yet.Chasing that little nurse for you every day, I didn't even think about how to chase him!
The next day, when I entered the office, Little B gave me a big hug.It baffled me.
"Sister Tian, your trick really works. Xiaomei agreed to be my girlfriend. I'm so happy." After speaking, he took out something from his suit pants and gave it to me.Isn't this the stunner that Little B bought from England?Little B can't go to work without it in his pocket.
"Why give it to me, it's your sense of security!" I want to give it back to Little B.Little B refused, saying that he feels very safe now, and the most important thing is that I like it very much.Ah!Ah!I love what the hell!It is you who want to get rid of the shadow in your heart!
"Sister Tian, can I ask you something?" There is a saying that says that there is nothing to do to show affection, and it is either rape or robbery. "Say!" Little B was serving tea and water, beating his back and pinching his legs.I'm so depressed that I'm dying, you big man just say what you have to say, what do you do? "That's right, that's right, what's that?" Little B blushed.Look at Little B's weird expression, what about this and that, you should ask clearly!
"Sister Tian, don't you have a lot of experience in love?" I replied in my heart that it's not very rich, just talked about one. "I must have fucked a lot of women, right? What about women!"
"Assistant B, you're such a bitch. If you want to know what's wrong with the two women, go to Baidu!" Little B don't say you're a man, even if you're a woman, I promise I won't tell you.
"Sister Tian, I can't find a movie on Baidu. If I did, I wouldn't beg you, old man. Please, it's my first time, and I don't even know how to do it with a woman!" I was drinking Water, and then I couldn't hold it back, and sprayed little B all over his face.
"You're still a virgin! My God, what an extinct good man from Mars!" I laughed, and my stomach cramped a little from laughing.It's not that I discriminate against virgins, I just don't think there are such people as virgins in this world.At this time, I remembered the scene where Yanke always scolded Xiao B for being an idiot.The name Xiao B is also the abbreviation of Xiao Er Stupid.
"No, you stupid, no, little B! You gave your ex-girlfriend more than 200 million yuan without having sex with her?" I really didn't expect that the high-achieving students who came back from studying abroad were simply EQ idiots.
Little B blushed, and took out five RMB. I shook my head, and Little B took out five more. I continued shaking my head, and Little B took out five more.
"Hey, little B, you really found a treasure. My sister taught you, first take out your phone, click on the app store on your phone, search for Huluxia, download it, and install it." Little B asked if he didn't download the fast broadcast? "Quick broadcast? How many years ago was the legend, even if you paid for it, you may not see it. Maybe it's a virus. Don't miss it. Go to Huluxia - Resources - Seed Search Artifact. Install Seed Search Artifact, Install Renren Video .Well, yes. Search for what you want to see!"
"Is it better than 5 times? Or is it better in the beautiful cave?" Little B asked me.I said you are not, you watch it now?Just watch it in the office?Be careful if you are stared at, you may see a layer of skin peeled off you.Little B said it was fine, but Keke just sent a text message saying that she was forced to go on a blind date by her mother, and she won't come in the morning, and probably won't come all day.
The so-called tiger is not at home, the monkey is called the king.In the end, little B looked at beauties and caves, and I watched the torture department of the girls' school.Finally, let's watch it together.
After returning from the blind date, Lin Ke saw this scene.
Little B: Wow, his thing is so powerful.
Li Tian: No, BB, your reaction is too big!
Little B: Don't you think that girl has a good figure?
Li Tian: Well, it’s quite big.Should feel good.
From time to time, the voice of a woman's sex is heard in the ears of Yanke. These two people are really courageous. The sky is bright, so they just think about how to prostitute themselves in the daytime?Going up is to pull Li Tian's ears.
When Xiao B saw this scene, he was so frightened that he immediately turned off his phone.Didn't you go on a blind date?Why did you come back so soon.
"Dare to watch movies in broad daylight? Think I'm dead?" No one dares. "You will be fined for one month's salary, and next time, three months' salary!" Little B also read it. "How dare you say that such an obedient child as Little B was spoiled by you, and you will be fined for two months!"
I rubbed my ears that were reddened by Keke, I was so depressed to death.Obviously I watched both, why was I the one who was scolded and the one who was fined.Hmph, the blind date must have failed, so I got angry and asked me to vent.Look at the blind date, by the way, I'm going to do some shopping.Little B can succeed, and so can I.
A few hours later, I held a bouquet of lilies in my left hand and a diamond ring in my right hand, and I knelt in front of Leo.
"Jike, don't talk, listen to me. Although I am very ordinary, although I am not highly educated, I am not very talkative, I don't know much about women, and I don't know how to make women happy. But I, Li Tian I can assure you that I will give you my whole heart and mind, and you are the only one who will obey me. In my world, there will only be you, and only you. Be my girlfriend, okay?" I opened the box and handed it to Ke Ke .
Pan Ke obviously didn't expect that Li Tian would make such a move.Smilingly, he said to Li Tian: "I told you many times that I don't like women, and I won't fall in love with you. I feel for you much more than friends, but a little less than love. Flowers are very beautiful I accept it, and you keep the ring."
Li Tian originally thought that it was a duplicity that Li Tian really liked him, but he didn't want his words to hit his heart like a bolt from the blue.
Can Ke watched Li Tian walk out as if he had lost his soul, picked up the bouquet of lilies, held it to his nose and sniffed it, it was very fragrant.Then sing happily.