Chapter 11
Chapter 11
Once a person gets unlucky, not only drinking cold water will clog his teeth, but it will even kill him.
After falling down and eating a mouthful of dog feces, eating buns and almost getting a stroke, sitting down on a chair and hurting her hand, and then almost falling down the stairs in the hospital, including but not limited to some trivial things, Zhong Sijia finally realized that she was not ordinary unlucky.
She was sitting in the emergency room, in a trance, and her roommates kept comforting her, but they couldn't soothe her broken heart.
Lin Changfeng said to the doctor: "Give me an anesthetic, the little girl is afraid of pain."
"The wound was treated in a timely manner, and it was very good." The doctor removed the gauze and murmured in surprise, "The bleeding has stopped, and now even stitches are saved..." After a pause, he continued, "I'll clean it up again." Take a look at the wound, and I will open a bill later, you go to the payment window to pay, and take her to get a tetanus shot, which is usually taboo, and there is a high probability that there will be no scars."
Lin Changfeng saw that Zhong Sijia's roommates all showed relieved expressions, he walked aside calmly and sent a message to Li Yangui: [Where are you and the boss? 】
Li Yangui: [Blow up the street. 】
Lin Changfeng: [What do you mean? 】
Li Yangui: [Picture]
Lin Changfeng clicked on the photo, and saw that the men and women in the picture were dressed in high-profile clothes, walking on one side next to a taller and slender person who was obviously taller and slender. Although their faces could not be seen, they could be distinguished very accurately from their aura and body shape. It's who and who.Against the backdrop of their straight backs and proud figures, it is not difficult to see their unparalleled confidence in their appearance, shining enough that the onlookers covered their mouths and screamed.
There are not too many people on the street, but if you go from here to the hospital, you will inevitably meet more people. This makes Li Yangui very uncomfortable, and he doesn't like such a high profile.
Two steps behind the three of them, Li Yangui wiped the sweat off his forehead, and Lin Changfeng sent another message.
Lin Changfeng: [As expected of the signboard and employees of our coffee shop, walking on the road is where everyone's eyes go. 】
Li Yangui haha, don't look at how high-profile these two monsters are, can they be more dazzling than usual?
Lin Changfeng: 【Especially our boss. 】
Li Yangui: [? 】
Lin Changfeng: 【If beauty could kill people, these people would have been killed long ago! 】
Li Yangui: "..."
Facts have proved that even demons can brag about their boss Rainbow Fart, even though this boss is really handsome...
Li Yangui was so speechless that he didn't even bother to reply to the news, so he quickly followed them, trying to put on a displeased and irritable expression, if he found out who was secretly taking pictures, he would cast a cold look, but it didn't really work. up.
As a normal person, Li Yangui felt that he was out of tune with them.
...
In a dark corner not exposed to the sun, a burly man squatted aside, facing the wall, holding a picked branch in his hand, drawing circles over and over again.
The little girl passing by pointed at the man and said, "Look, mom, is this dirty uncle the autistic you mentioned?"
"Shh, don't talk nonsense." The woman covered the little girl's mouth, dragged and hugged her, and quickly moved away from this place, but the faint voice still reached the man's ears.
She said: "This kind of strange uncle might abduct and traffic a child your age, you can't sympathize with him!"
The man pulled out a sinister smile in the shadows, and snapped off the branch, but because of too much force, he punctured his fingertips and scraped off a large piece of flesh. His face twisted in pain, and two lines of lasagna tears instantly flowed down his face.
He stood up clutching his hands, slipped under the branch he had dropped, and heard a cracking sound of bones. He performed a split with a very standard posture, and pulled two eggs in his penis along the way. The indescribable pain made him He uttered several rude pig calls in an instant, which made people feel pain from a long distance away.
Li Yangui glanced at the ground subconsciously, and silently kicked away the branches beside his feet: "Is he the one you are looking for?"
"Isn't it?" Bai Su put away the small umbrella, and said angrily, "This monster is really stupid, doesn't he think we can't find him by hiding in a corner? Don't even look at his huge body, how eye-catching it is .”
Su Liyue said: "You have to understand the IQ of some monsters. After all, not every monster is as beautiful, smart and handsome as us."
Li Yangui: "..."
You must never forget to praise yourself for your good looks, right?
Feng Wu stood aside, with a stern expression: "Bai Su."
Hearing the shout, Bai Su made an OK gesture: "Understood."
understand what?
Li Yangui didn't understand.
He looked at Bai Su, and saw that the woman who was still wearing a cumbersome Lolita tutu skirt just now started to take off her skirt as if no one else was there. Li Yangui was startled, and felt his cheeks heat up instantly: "You, why are you taking off your clothes?"
Does the so-called understanding mean taking off your clothes?
In broad daylight, the universe is bright, is it really good to sacrifice so much?
Bai Su's sharp eyes saw Li Yangui's blushing face, and he was about to flirt with Feng Wu's indifferent eyes out of the corner of his eye, and immediately stopped thinking.
She pulled down the side straps, still her mouth was unrelenting, and said coquettishly: "I've already taken off my clothes, what else can I do?"
"Don't take it off." Li Yangui leaned to the side, stood beside Feng Wu, and used his tall and slender figure to block her, and said inexplicably, "What you call starting work, is the boss taking the employees out to seduce the demon?"
Feng Wu gave him a strange look: "Huh?"
Su Liyue burst into laughter, covered her mouth and glanced at Bai Su, then said to Li Yangui, "Just wait and see."
"What are you looking at?" Li Yangui didn't dare to wander his eyes. He can't cure a demon who takes off his clothes anywhere, but he can control his gaze. Lin Changfeng is urging him."
"Don't worry, that's the last step, we haven't done the first step yet."
Li Yangui was full of question marks: "What is the first step?"
The scorching wind crawled across this small path where not many people came, and the man who had finished splitting in the distance stood up tremblingly while supporting the wall, his legs trembling as if he was stepping on a sewing machine, and the lasagna tears on his distorted face never stopped .
It seemed that the sound of his weeping was mixed with the wind blowing over. With his perfect eyesight, Li Yangui saw all the misfortune and ugliness of this man who cried into a fat man of two hundred catties.
A man with a burly appearance, even when he cried, he was in a mess.
"Next, I will introduce you to the first step." Su Liyue had walked around to Li Yangui at some point.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Bai Su's completion, put his elbow on Li Yangui's shoulder, coughed lightly, and introduced impassionedly like a party host: "Look, our coffee shop only likes beautiful snakes who are handsome male college students. , she is wearing a complex and heavy Lolita skirt with a capable bunt and a sassy figure! Listen, the small parasol in her hand has turned into a sharp blade with a cold glow under her swing, sending out fierce croon!"
"Now, let me solemnly introduce to you, the beauty snake who appeared in our story coffee shop, she is the number one female devil and also the number one S!!!"
At the same time as the words fell, Li Yangui saw that man was punched out of the prototype by Bai Su, the four hooves of the swarthy wild boar were trembling and beaten, and the cry of killing a pig resounded throughout the world.
The fist that Bai Su swung was almost an afterimage, giving Li Yangui the first step of starting work that he will never forget.
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