msmithbooks Chapter 45 Two marriages, a catastrophe
Chapter 45 Two marriages, a catastrophe
[World] The moon is like a hook: Hello, brothers and sisters in the [-]th district!After a month's absence, your idol has returned with great honor and medals covered in scars!Please stand up and give a standing ovation!
The moon is back like a hook.
To be precise, the Black Wings team is back.
Shinhwa's insistence on not accepting the position of the gang leader made Sang Yi's egg hurt very much. When he saw Yue Rugou's speech on the World Channel, he was overjoyed at the moment, and went straight to the lair of the black wings of Shihu Fortress, and then He was beaten to death by the black wings of onlookers who didn't know the truth. A group of trumpets in their [-]s and [-]s ran out from the meeting place and took various photos around his body.
That night, the moon was covered by dark clouds and the fields were silent, and there was a strange atmosphere everywhere.
A said to B: It's too evil, the boss of the Red Mansion who is more than 50 levels during the day actually ran to our door alone to die!The situation on the scene was out of control for a while, and the scene was extremely shocking and tragic!
B said to C: It's too evil, the boss of the Red Mansion who is more than 50 levels during the day actually launched a suicide attack on us single-handedly!The situation on the scene was out of control for a while, and the scene was extremely shocking and tragic!Is this a sign that the Red Chamber is about to attack aggressively?
C said to D: It's too evil. During the day, the boss of the Red Chamber with a level of more than 50 single-handedly opened the way and led a group of Red Chamber masters to attack our meeting place!The situation on the scene was out of control for a while, and the scene was extremely shocking and tragic!
D said to F: During the day, the boss of the red building with a level of more than 50 attacked our meeting place single-handedly. I saw him entering and exiting three times as if no one was there. Are you sure it's the famous rookie Sang Fuyun?
At the same time, Sang Fuyun and Yue Rugou are meeting secretly in the legendary Honghuaping.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Brother Yue, I was raped ten thousand times by all kinds of kids just now, ten thousand times, please comfort me!
[Current] Yue Rugou: Can't you send a message to ask me to come out?Since you are going to the Shihu Fortress by yourself, human beings can no longer stop your self-abuse!Please be free...
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...
[Current] Yue Rugou: Tell me, what can you do with me.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Hurry up and go back to the red building, I really can't control the scene.Being the boss of the Red Mansion is like walking down the street with a sign saying "Everybody beat me up"!
[Current] Yue Rugou: Don't be modest, you have an innate and irresistible temperament of looking for abuse, and this temperament has nothing to do with whether you are the boss of the Red Chamber or not.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Treat me better!Are you going to come back in the end!
【Current】Yue Rugou: I want to come back.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: But?
[Current] The moon is like a hook: But the Congolese beauty disagrees.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: What?what?He even saw with his own eyes that you were like Audrey. It would be easy to kick you out of the thirteenth district, but he still didn't let you go back to the red building!
[Current] Yue Rugou: Oh, he and Audrey seem to have reconciled, and they will get married in two days.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Married?A flash marriage would never be so flashy!
[Current] The moon is like a hook: Audrey transferred to the server and got married in the Three Realms.Audrey was also born in the Three Realms, so she had won an online beauty pageant in the Three Realms before.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Isn't that the end?Audrey is here, and the Battle of the Three Realms is over, so you can continue to cuckold him!
[Current] Yue Rugou: How does this brat talk?Am I that kind of person?For Audrey, I just appreciate it once and appreciate it twice!Even if she tried to force the bow on my overlord, I was only fascinated by her for a few days.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: If you explained it, it would be better not to explain it!
[Current] Yue Rugou: Of course, if her unfavorable relationship with the Congolese beauty falls through, I don't mind playing her confidant.And if she has further requirements, we can also slowly cultivate the relationship, gentle and affectionate step by step...
[Current] Sang Fuyun: You think too much, I always say that.
[Current] The moon is like a hook: Think about it and you won't get pregnant.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Get out!When on earth can you come back?
[Current] The moon is like a hook: According to the preliminary plan, it is half a year.He's entertaining me happily now, and he won't let me go back to the Red Mansion in less than half a year.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Half a year!
[Current] Yue Rugou: Calm down, your master will be back in a month or so.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: What's the use of coming back!He is the real disaster of the Red Mansion!Now there are Congolese people in the front and economic loopholes in the back. If you are not careful, it will be a disaster!
[Current] Yue Rugou: So serious?
Yue Rugou stopped talking, as if she was really thinking about this issue seriously.
After a moment.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Have you thought about it?
[Current] Yue Rugou: Don't make noise, I'm discussing important issues of the gang's survival with Shinhwa and the others.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Oh, it would be great if Brother Shen is willing to be the gang leader, at least I won't let the red building be destroyed in my hands.
[Current] Yuerugou: We have unanimously decided to divorce you from Shinhwa.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...
[Current] Yue Rugou: Then marry me.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Pfft!Brother, have you seen the unbearably hot blood gushing out of my chest?
[Current] Yue Rugou: I understand, what you spray is not passion, but loneliness.
Sang Fuyun bleeds again.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...Your uncle, this is fine!What are you guys messing around with!
[Current] Yue Rugou: With the husband and wife skills, I can fly back at any time to handle all kinds of troublesome things for you.
Sang Fuyun looked at the sky with blank eyes.
There was once a child named Yasuo, who would cry whenever he was bullied: "Little Ding Dong..."
Tinker Bell is fine.
There used to be a monk named Tang Xuanzang, whenever he was taken away by a monster, he would shout: "Wukong save me!"
Wukong is on the hook.
There used to be a great priest of Whitemane who would chant whenever her adulterer hung up: "Resurrect, my warrior!"
Mograine was also shot while lying down.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Um, once I accept this setting, I am actually full of emotions.
[Current] Yue Rugou: Let's go then, the divorce and marriage will be done together.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...
[Current] The moon is like a hook: By the way, the dragon parade at [-]:[-] p.m., don't forget to be online on time.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: What?It’s not enough to get a certificate, just parade a horse!I didn't have this program when I married Shinhwa last time.
[Currently] Yue Rugou: He is him and I am me. As a man with taste, status and taste, you can have a sedan chair parade!Also, Xifeng and Xiao T are coming to be your bridesmaids.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Rub!Is it okay if I take the initiative to ask to be the best man?Maybe a best man too.
【Current】Yuerugou: Best man?No.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Treat me better!
[Current] Yue Rugou: Treat you better?This really doesn't exist!
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...I'm going to die, don't drag me.
[Current] Yue Rugou: Well, go and divorce before you die. Shinhwa is waiting for you at Yuelao Temple.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...
System: Shinhwa% Wushuang and Sang Fuyun's relationship broke down, and they cut off the bond under the witness of Yuelao.
World Channel was in an uproar.
[World] Brilliant ⌒ Promise☆: Xiao Sangsang, have you finally figured out that you want to pursue true love?I like you!Go for it!
[World] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: Have you finally awakened your self-awareness?Love with great disparity is a disaster.
[World] Guji Guji Meng: Facts have proved that wealthy marriages are unreliable!
System: Yue Rugou and Sang Fuyun became a couple under the witness of Yuelao.
The people of the thirteenth district collectively smoked it.
[World] Brilliant ⌒ Promise☆: Why...why is the perverted Moon Ruhook!This world is too mysterious!
[World] Let go of the old man: The Red Mansion is too scary, every day is so emotional! (⊙o⊙)
[World] Passerby A: The convulsions of the gods in the Red Chamber have reached a new height—is the end of the world really coming!
[World] Xia Lanyongde.Yu Sha: Sang Fuyun, marrying the moon like a hook without the myth, can you be more terrifying?
[World] LeeCF: Sang Fuyun V5!After the cold-blooded myth, you have successfully got your hands on the Moon God again!From today on, you are the totem of our wretched clan!I want to insert you at the door and worship every day! ╭(╯3╰)╮
[World] Guji Guji Meng: Facts once again prove that wealthy marriages are unreliable!
Sang Fuyun went offline in shame and indignation.
At eight o'clock, the Red Chamber Gang and all kinds of good people gathered in Longteng. The starting point of the sedan chair parade outside the Yuelao Temple was crowded with people, greeting each other, molesting, finding fault, and discussing group fights. The scene is still lively.
[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: Your uncle, why are there so many people!
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: Recently, I just happened to be short of money.
[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: If you lack money, why would you spend so much money for a bridal sedan parade?
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: NONO, it's not for nothing.The bridal sedan chair parade is about to begin. All kinds of people in this server are welcome to watch the ceremony. If the gift money is more than 5000, you can watch it at a close distance. If the gift money is 9999 to 5000, please consciously stay ten meters away from the sedan chair. If you still want to grab the red envelope, please consciously sign on the roster of enemies in the Red Chamber, thank you for your cooperation.
[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: Is there really someone who would be stupid enough to pay to watch?
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: You don't understand this.When the sedan chair is parading the street, the sedan chair will drop treasure chests along the street. The closer you are, the more likely you are to pick them up. Treasure chests can contain fashion, double scrolls, strengthening stones, advanced potions, etc. Legend has it that brilliant gems can also be obtained. That kind of thing against the sky!
[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: What are the chances of getting a brilliant gem?
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: One in a billion.
[Private Chat] You said to Yue Rugou: This is a scam.
[Private Chat] Yue Rugou tells you: This is venture capital.
[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: ...
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: By the way, you go offline and use this account to go online.
Yue Rugou immediately sent a string of account passwords.
[Private Chat] You said to Yue Rugou: What is this?
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: The account number and password of Yue Rugou's account.I know the password of Sang Fuyun's account, let's change the number to play when the sedan chair parades.
[Private Chat] You said to Yue Rugou: Huh? (/*)
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: Stop talking nonsense, change if you want.
[Private Chat] You said to Yue Rugou: Why?
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: Only in this way can I jump off the sedan chair to grab the treasure chest!
[Private Chat] You said to Yue Rugou: Can't you grab your own account?
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: How embarrassing for the groom to jump off the horse and grab the treasure chest!
[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: Isn't it shameful for a bride to jump off the sedan chair to grab the treasure chest? -＿-#
[Private chat] Yue Rugou said to you: If it was you, no matter how stupid you do, no one will care about you.
[Private chat] You said to Yue Rugou: ...be nicer to me!