Master is in hand, I have the world

Chapter 33 Forced Kiss?Shovel your ancestral grave!

The protagonists left early, and a carnival feast ended hastily just after 12 o'clock.

"Grass, still awake like this?" Yue Rugou was about to pour the sober medicine in her hand into Sang Yi's mouth again.

"Wake up, wake up! I'm awake!" Sang Yi hugged his head and screamed and jumped up, "Do you dare to be nice to me? If we didn't have enough vitality, you would have killed me just now!"

Yue Rugou dragged Sang Yi outside, washed his face in cold water inhumanely, and poured a few bottles of Xing Zehaoshuer to sober up, even if he was as drunk as mud, he should be completely sober.

"Tomorrow is the quarter-finals. I have to go back to the Congolese side. Shinhwa also needs to prepare for the individual competition. The boss can only be taken care of by you."

"What does care mean?"

"Literally." Yue Rugou put down the burden very coolly, "His match is the second in the morning, and Shinhwa and I can't get through it. You wake him up before ten o'clock, and then send him to the arena. Remember to pick him up after the game."

"He's not a brat, so I have to escort him all the way?"

"Don't ask why, you have to pay for everything you do when you come out." Yue Rugou narrowed her eyes and smiled evilly, "Anyway, he's drunk, so you can stay with him for one night, as long as he can get up on time tomorrow and arrive at the arena All right, is this difficult?"

Sang Yi stared at the tear mole at the corner of Yue Rugou's eyes with infinite gloom: "I drink a lot, why is no one here to take care of me?"

"If you continue to babble, I will castrate you."

"Does punctuation count?"

"Forget it." Yue Rugou tossed the fruit knife in his hand, rolled forward, rolled backwards, twisted for two and a half weeks, twisted for one and a half times, bent forward for three and a half weeks, tucked his knees, and then did Thomas' full spin.

Facing the cold light of the fruit knife, Sang Yi burst into tears: "Be nice to me..."

"Yue Rugou, you pervert, are you still playing the game?" A group of four people appeared in the background, and the person in the front started bluffing as soon as he saw Yue Rugou, "Since you are here to compete, be more reliable and say ten times." Come back at two o'clock, do you have any sense of time?"

Sang Yi tried his best to raise his head and look at them. In front of him was a man with a mustache and a general-looking student. The two behind him were much more refined. One was a handsome boy with a handsome face that could trigger a nympho craze, and the other was quiet. stay at the back, as if deliberately trying to hide their existence.

"Who are these?" Sang Yi asked curiously, "I didn't seem to see such a few people just now, did I?"

"They are all acquaintances, you must have seen them in the game." Yue Rugou pointed at those people from front to back, "There is a murderous look in the crotch, Wangjiao Carmen, Liuli Love Letter, and the last one is Qingqing Zijin."

"Qingqing?" Sang Yi immediately straightened his neck in an attempt to see clearly the person hiding at the back.

"Is it Sangsang?" Qingqing Zijin greeted him with a smile from a distance, "So you look like this, just like I imagined."

"Can you go or not?" Liuli Love Letter didn't intend to talk to him at all.

"Beauty, can I just come here after I send Sangsang back?" Yue Rugou's perfunctory smile was completely different from her previous appearance in front of the crowd in the Red Chamber.

"You don't need me to remind you how important tomorrow's game is? If you don't come back at 01:30, your part-time job will be automatically extended to one year. You can figure it out." Liuli Qingshu turned her head and left, and the other three followed suit. As if he had become his little follower, Sang Yi didn't even have a clear idea of ​​what Qing Qing Zijin looked like.

"Brother Yue, didn't they come here specially to pick you up?" The team competition is almost a month earlier than the individual competition. Tomorrow is just the preliminary round of the top [-] individual competition, but the team competition is the crucial eighth round. quarter final.

"Don't doubt, they came here specially to find fault." Yue Rugou seemed very dissatisfied with Liuli's love letter, but in fact, she probably wanted to strangle him to death.

This is also a typical representative of looking at each other and hating each other.

Sang Yi told the truth: "But Liuli's love letter is indeed a beauty, and you are really right."

“哈哈哈！”月如钩瞬间心情大好，“是不是让人看见就很想疼爱很想蹂躏很想揍他那种？”

"Yes." Sang Yi replied sincerely, "But he is not as embarrassing as you."

"roll!"

"Why are you here now?" Just as Sang Yi was escorted to the hotel by Yue Rugou, Shinhwa immediately strode away from the scene with a blank expression.

"Hey, you've been tricked, right? Hahaha..." Yue Rugou chased after Shinhwa's butt and laughed wildly.

"If I had been recruited, I would have killed him!" Shinhwa's roar shook the entire hotel.

"Is there anything else you haven't told me?" Sang Yi's weak voice was completely drowned out by the ambiguous warm orange light at the end of the corridor, "Hey...you..."

Turning around to look in the room, Xiao Xiaobai was sleeping very peacefully on the bed by the window, not like someone who would make trouble when drunk.

Sang Yi entered the room and closed the door casually. When he turned around, he suddenly found Xiao Xiaobai staring at him blankly with his eyes open, and shivered suddenly.

Otaku face the computer every day, which leads to severe vision loss. Most of the eyes are brown and brown like dead fish, but Xiaobai's pupils are very dark and deep. When looking at people, there is a terrible sense of devouring.Even though they just looked at each other silently, Sang Yi's weak aura was completely overwhelmed.

"Look...look at your sister, look!" Sang Yi got goosebumps from his stare, and went over to close his eyelids in three steps at a time, "Be careful I beat you!"

Xiao Xiaobai sat up convulsively while pressing the quilt tightly while waving his hands to stop him from approaching. Because he was drunk, the whole movement seemed uncoordinated: "Stop! Stand ten meters away!"

"Ten meters? You want me to stand next door?" Sang Yi looked at him nervously shivering, with blue veins on his forehead, "Can you stop looking like you're about to be raped? I don't care for men. interest!"

"Who are you?" Xiao Xiaobai's eyes became puzzled again.

"Me! Your apprentice!"

"Oh, I have prosopagnosia, a person can only remember seeing it more than ten times."

"Face blindness?" Sang Yi resisted the urge to beat him up, "It's nonsense! How can there be such a weird disease in the world!"

"Yo, disciple, you're pissing me off..." Xiao Xiaobai hid his face and wept artificially, "A normal little disciple is so cute, he's always been bullied..."

"So you can punish me, right!" Sang Yi glared at him.

"Forcing me to drink and tearing my clothes..."

"Hey, that's enough!"

"I don't care if you don't want to marry me. If you don't want to divorce Shinhwa, I agree. If you want to stay, I will fulfill you. If you want to go, I will let you go. Why do you still treat me like this..." Xiao Xiaobai's acting factor I took advantage of the alcohol to attack.

"Damn, play again!" Sang Yi couldn't bear it anymore and punched him.

Such a lightning-quick punch that jingled bells missed.

The speed of Xiaoxiaobai's dodge is as incredible as in the Three Realms.

Sang Yi punched in the air, staggered and fell to the ground, and stared at Xiao Xiaobai in amazement at an absolute angle of elevation: "You...you have practiced?"

"Oh, that's not true. In the past, when the dormitory didn't have a computer, every day in the middle of the night when I came back from the Internet cafe to surf the Internet, I had to climb over the walls, windows and doors, and before I knew it, it was moving like the wind and still like a landslide..."

Is this drunk?Clearly more sober than sober!

Sang Yi looked desperately at the patterns formed by the lights on the ceiling: "Enough is enough."

"Ugh..." Xiao Xiaobai suddenly flew up from the bed and headed straight for the bathroom, followed by the sound of overwhelming vomiting.

"Brother Yue is right, you will have to pay back if you come out and commit crimes, hahaha." Sang Yi sat on the bedside without moving, when the phone rang, so he took pleasure in listening to Xiao Xiaobai's overwhelming upheaval while picking up the phone leisurely. Telephone.

"Sangsang, how is your master?" Yue Rugou's voice came from the phone.

"It's just vomiting, it's nothing serious." Sang Yi was in a good mood, "I got used to it after vomiting, hahaha."

"Oh, your brother, I remind you in a responsible manner to you, be careful."

"What do you mean?"

"Your master's drunkenness is generally divided into three stages. The first stage is sleep. Basically, it is the kind that can't be shaken by thunder or gang fights and won't wake up."

"Oh."

"The second stage is making noise, singing, dancing, beating, acting, vomiting, etc. You can completely ignore him."

"What about the third stage?"

"The third stage is kissing, indiscriminate kissing. You'd better lock him in the bathroom while he's vomiting. Anyway, he won't remember anything when he wakes up tomorrow..."

"Wait! What do you mean by kissing?" Sang Yi looked up and saw Xiaobai leaning against the door, and felt a drop of crystal sweat on his forehead.

Sang Yi threw the phone and ran away.

Xiao Xiaobai steals the back lane.

Sang Yi grabbed the vase on the bedside table, thinking that the compensation for a vase in a five-star hotel might bankrupt him, so he temporarily replaced the vase with an ashtray.Thinking that the ashtray might cause manslaughter to destroy the rest of his life, he replaced the ashtray with a pillow.

Xiao Xiaobai looked at him puzzled.

Sang Yi pillowed twice.

Xiao Xiaobai dodged the first one but failed to dodge the second one, and was directly beaten into a backward state.

Sang Yi took the opportunity to rush to the door.

Xiao Xiaobai tackled someone from behind with a gorgeous tackle posture.

Sang Yi fell to the door with a bang, and just turned over and got up when Xiao Xiaobai suddenly pushed him against the wall like a fly.After the left hook missed and the right hook almost hit him, his hands were pressed to the top of his head. When Xiao Xiaobai couldn't say anything and kissed him, he found sadly that he was not even at the same level as Xiao Xiaobai in strength.

"Fuck! You pervert! Get lost... um..."

Sang Yi's mind went blank.

In front of him was a huge close-up of Xiao Xiaobai's face.

Slightly closed eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, long bangs that can hang down to his forehead, a faint smell of alcohol.

There is also a smile that always stays at the corner of the mouth and cannot tell whether it is evil or pure.

It's natural to stay in the depths of the house, and it's natural to be crazy when you stay in the depths.

Plop, after Xiao Xiaobai succeeded, he fell asleep without any worries.

The phone rang again, and it was Yue Rugou's voice: "Sang Sang, why did you hang up all of a sudden, are you okay?"

Sang Yi wanted to cry but had no tears, and was too desperate to speak.

"It seems that something is wrong." Yue Rugou on the other end of the phone tried to comfort him, "Oh, you don't have to mind, anyway, he doesn't remember anything when he wakes up, so you can just pretend to be stupid, pretend to be dead and pretend to have amnesia tomorrow... What will happen to him next?" Be absolutely honest, you can go to sleep with peace of mind..."

"Why didn't you and Shinhwa talk about these things in the first place!" Sang Yi yelled into the phone, "I shoveled your ancestral graves!"

Sang Fuyun's first kiss in the Three Realms was meaninglessly given to Xiao Xiaobai.

In reality, Sang Yi gave Xiao Xiaobai meaningless first kiss again.

And - TMD Xiaobai didn't remember twice!

I don't even know who to ask for the mental damage fee!

Sang Yi's life was blank.