Chapter 28 Ex-husband, get married!
Chapter 28 Ex-husband, get married!
The World Channel exploded in the middle of the night, and the entire screen was occupied by vomiting and horrified expressions for at least ten minutes.
Sang Fuyun was so shocked by the news that he almost sprayed all the instant noodles for supper on the computer screen, but the protagonist of the incident seemed to have not recovered, Shinhwa and Hei Xifeng also seemed to have entered a shutdown state, let him panic It rained suddenly, and I pretended to be dead.
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Brother Yue, Brother Yue, you fainted! ?
[Guild] Moon Ruhook: No.
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: The Liuli love letter from the Congolese said that he... wants you.
[Guild] Moon Ruhook: I see it. -_-!
[Guild] Myth % Wushuang: Sangsang, ignore the Congolese, we have something in their hands now, let them get rid of it first.It's fine if you can't get that dress back, we will repay this revenge twice sooner or later.
[Guild] Hei Xifeng: It's okay, it's okay, I saw such a hot confession in the middle of the night... Ex-husband, I think you just followed him. O(≧v≦) o
[Guild] Yue Rugou: Ex-wife, restrain yourself, your nosebleeds are about to come out.Is there a woman like you who sells her ex-husband and still counts the money?
[Guild] Hei Xifeng: I'm sorry.I am a rotten woman.
[Guild] The moon is like a hook: ...
[Guild] Myth % Wushuang: They seem to only participate in the team competition of the Battle of the Three Realms, but they have always lacked a powerful archer to control the field.This time, he intends to let Lao Yue become a foreign aid.
[Guild] Moon Ruhook: By the way, give me a hard time to vent my anger.
[Guild] Hei Xifeng: Wow, hahaha, your wretched YD temperament of three in and three out of the chaos army to kill invisible has completely conquered him.
[Guild] Yue Rugou: This is the first time you have unreservedly praised your husband.As long as he can win the smile of his ex-wife, bending over to offer chrysanthemums to her husband is a shameless death without any regrets...
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Hey, hey, enough idioms are used indiscriminately. O(╯*╰)o
[Guild] Myth % Wushuang: Are you going to Lao Yue?
Yue Rugou was silent for a while.
[Guild] Yue Ruhook: Go.
[World] The moon is like a hook: Beauty, come out.
[World] Liuli Love Letter: Are you ready to accept love?
[World] Moon Ruhook: I can be a foreign aid in the past, but you have to return the Flying Sky Crystal Armor to us first, hand it over to the person and deliver it to you, and I will quit after getting the clothes.
[World] Liuli Love Letter: You retreat first, enter the black wings.
[World] Moon Ruhook: No need, look at how candid my eyes are. ⊙V⊙
[World] Liuli Love Letter: I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than the mouth of the Red Chamber, you know.
[World] The moon is like a hook: I can regret going to Congo.
[World] Liuli Love Letter: So you give me the equipment before you go offline, and I will return the equipment to you after you go online.If you play tricks, start from scratch again.
[World] The moon is like a hook: If you roll my equipment, wouldn't I be a loser?
[World] Liuli Love Letter: Isn't it tens of thousands of pieces of equipment, even if you lose it, I can make another set for you within half a month.I want people, not this pile of junk.
[World] The moon is like a hook: If I leave Congo immediately after getting the equipment online, you will have nothing to do with me, you are too unprofessional.
[World] Liuli Love Letter: Don't force me to ask you for an account, password and ID card, I only trust you so much.
[World] Moon Ruhook: ...Okay, I won't play tricks this time.But let's say it first, including the qualifiers, I will only work for you until the end of the Three Realms Contest.
[World] Liuli Love Letter: You know the price of the Flying Apsaras, two months of fighting for hegemony in the Three Realms is not worth that price.At least I have to work part-time for a year.
[World] The moon is like a hook: Three months, my dear.
[World] Liuli Love Letter: Nine Months!
[World] The moon is like a hook: four months!
[World] Liuli Love Letter: Half a year!
[World] Moon Like a Hook: Deal!
The world channel's bargaining like no one else, made many rotten girls so excited that they couldn't sleep all night.
[Guild] Hei Xifeng: Sangsang, did you find any problems when they negotiated the price?
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Well, Brother Yue added it every month, and Xiao Liuli subtracted it every three months. Brother Yue's bargaining skills are even better.
[Guild] Hei Xifeng: Do you think Liuli Love Letter can't even respond to this little trick?I don’t care about confinement because he loves me more deeply dear~~~
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Really?
[Guild] Myth % Wushuang: Ignore her, there are no brothers in the world of rotten girls, it's all adultery.
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: ...
Carmen's Divine Comedy in Mong Kok sounded again in Sang Fuyun's mind: Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both of them are male, both of them are male, really perverted, really perverted.
[Guild] The moon is like a hook: Sangsang, you go back to the venue.
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: What's the matter?
[Guild] Yue Rugou: You will know when you come.
Sang Fuyun teleported back to the venue, and saw Yue Rugou sitting on the stone lion at the door, posing for the moon.
Seeing Sang Fuyun walking in front of him, Yue Rugou directly opened the deal and gave him a key.
[Current] Yuerugou: This is the key to the guild warehouse, take it with you.The food, drink and entertainment up and down the red building depend on it.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: I'm low-level and don't know how to manage guilds, so why give it to me?
[Current] The moon is like a hook: because the red building is full of perverts.Xifeng has no concept of money at all. Mythology has money and spends all equipment and skills. Little T has no fundamental importance to money. As for your master, that bastard is born to destroy beliefs. Just ignore him.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ... Master is so scary?
[Current] Yuerugou: This is a must!Take care of our boss, and you're halfway there.If when you come back, you find that the warehouse in the Red Mansion has stopped cooking, I will turn you over and over again ten thousand times ah ten thousand times!
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Well, I will take good care of the warehouse in the Red Mansion...and my master.
[Current] Yue Rugou: By the way, remember to remind the boss at any time that his Flying Profound Crystal was obtained by selling himself. If he fails to win the individual competition in the Three Realms Contest, he will apologize from the palace.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: I said, Brother Yue...
【Current】Yuerugou: What's the matter?
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Are you going to get married after confessing?
[Current] The moon is like a hook: get out!
System: Yue Rugou quit the Red Chamber Guild.
[Current] Yuerugou: The clothes have been mailed back, please keep them well.Selling a piece of clothing for half a year is really expensive.
After Yue Rugou traded the Flying Sky Profound Crystal Armor to Sang Fuyun, she basked in the moon quietly and stopped talking.
Sang Fuyun watched helplessly as the red lotus flower above Yuerugou's head disappeared, replaced by a black wing mark, and something sour surged in his chest.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Brother Yue, we will miss you after you leave.
[Current] Yue Rugou: What the hell, I'm not locked up, I can come back anytime I want.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Oh, your ex-wife, Sister Xifeng, has just changed the guild declaration to say that you will be killed without mercy in the future.
[Current] Moon Like a Hook: Why!
[Current] Sang Fuyun: She said that this can reduce her ex-husband's longing for the Red Mansion.
[Currently] The moon is like a hook: ...
After Sang Yi went offline, he tossed and turned until noon before falling asleep, but the phone was out of battery and the alarm clock didn't go off. When he opened his eyes, it was already three poles above the moon.Thinking of the key and Feitian Xuanjing in the luggage, he hurriedly picked up the hundred-step piercing Yang Kaiqi finger and directly turned on the computer and went straight to the Three Realms.
The guild channel was silent again, but all the high-level officials, including Little T's Little Beet, were online.
Seeing that the time was almost 10 o'clock, and there were only two hours left before the deadline for registration, Sang Yi was instantly frightened into a cold sweat.
[Guild] Sang Fuyun: Master, where are you?
Crazy Xiaobai didn't respond for a long time. When he opened the master-student column, his position was in the empty mountain again.
The sun is setting in the game again.
The setting sun, which was as bright as blood, reflected half of the sky red, and the sea of clouds in the sunken mountain was dyed a thick golden red.
Xiao Xiaobai stood alone on the shoulder of the giant Buddha facing the setting sun, his lonely figure outlined in the red robe of the Celestial Lord.Shinhwa, Hei Xifeng and Tiancai all stood under the Buddha and accompanied him from a distance, but none of them could approach him.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: I'm sorry I fell asleep!Is it too late to sign up now?Hurry up and drag Master down to sign up!
[Current] Hei Xifeng: If you can go up, drag your master who pretends to be melancholy down and beat him up.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: What do you mean?
[Current] Myth % Wushuang: We can't go up.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...
[Currently] Beet: Confinement is gone, let's let the boss have a bit of art.Sangsang, go and persuade your master well.
[Current] Myth % Wushuang: Confinement is gone, what's the use of persuasion.Sangsang, you can stand with your master for a while, remember to give him the Flying Sky Profound Crystal Armor, and tell him to sign up before twelve o'clock.
[Currently] Hei Xifeng: By the way, I would like to ask him if he still wants to participate in the team competition. Those who formed a team with him have all arrived.
The three flew away in a whizzing manner, before Sang Fuyun had time to greet the hurt little T.But at this moment when everything is lonely and lonely, this is not the point anymore.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Master, master, come down quickly! ! !The time to sign up is over!
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Good boy, Xiaobai, Xiaoxiaobai, Xiaobaibai, Baiyoubai, come down, I have something good for you.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: If you can't get off the fuck, I'll beat you if you don't!
No matter what Ren Sang Fuyun bluffed, Xiao Xiaobai on the top of the Buddha stood still, and only one sentence could express his heart in thousands of words-ignore you.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Brother Yue said that he sold your body for your Flying Profound Crystal. If you fail to win the individual competition in the Three Realms Contest, you can apologize from the palace.
The lunatic Xiao Xiaobai turned to look at Sang Fuyun, and suddenly jumped all the way, using the high-level skill combination of triple jump and swordsman's meteor chasing the moon to use his strength to bounce, and landed precisely beside Sang Fuyun.
Sang Fuyun complained while trading the Feitian Xuanjing Armor to him.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: When it comes to brother Yue, you come down, it's too confusing, is there any reason!
Sang Yi stopped and punched himself.
Metamorphosis is indeed contagious.The gang of rotten women in the Red Chamber is too scary.
[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: We have known each other for a long time.
Sang Fuyun was a little confused by Xiao Xiaobai's nonsensical words.
The very crazy and perverted master Xiao Xiaobai slowly took off the special costume for singing, and put on the shining white swordsman armor again.People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, obviously just a change of clothes, the source of the word cheating is hopelessly brain-collapsing individual The most powerful waste in human history suddenly turned into a god.Even if the Nuhuang sword is not in its sheath, his whole body has turned into a sharp and evil sword.
This is the myth that makes the whole Three Realms look up to.
Within the three realms, who can compete with others; within the four seas, who can match.
This is the aura of a master.
This is the aura of the Great God.
[Current] Crazy Little White: Yuezi can also stand on the shoulders of the Buddha.
The moon is like a hook strong enough.
This is also one of the reasons why Liuli Love Letter wants to get Yue Rugou.
Masters will always stand at a height that others cannot reach, and they are doomed to be lonely and lonely, and they are also doomed to pay special attention to those who can stand shoulder to shoulder.
[Current] Madman Xiaobai: He is my important friend and brother, do you understand?
[Current] Sang Fuyun: I understand.
In fact, Xiao Xiaobai is not the kind of otaku player who is often online. Most of the actions of robbing houses, murdering and cheating fathers are directed by Yue Rugou, and the other three assistant gang leaders perform their duties as assistants (what is their role? !).In other words, Xiao Xiaobai is at best the spiritual leader of the Red Mansion, and Yue Rugou is the real core that maintains the operation of the Red Mansion.
But now Yue Rugou has been taken away.
In addition to using Yue Ruhook to help Black Wings fight the Three Realms War, it can also weaken the strength of the Red House, which is their purpose.
The Red House is gone without the moon like a hook, the important economic pillar of the Red House, the account of Xiao T, can no longer make money, and neither Hei Xifeng nor Shinhwa are management materials.If Master continues to disappear and become depressed in such a senseless way, the Red Mansion will become barren sooner or later.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: It's time to sign up, the team competition...
[Current] Madman Xiaobai: We will not participate in the team competition, let the Congolese win.
Sang Yi looked at the white-clothed swordsman standing opposite the female pharmacist on the screen, and suddenly felt in his heart that this man, known as the most powerful god in the history of the Three Realms, was as lonely and helpless as a little kid.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: When you have time, you can teach me how to climb the Buddha. At least someone can stand with you.
[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: You develop your intelligence too late, and there is probably no hope in this life.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Treat me better!
[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Well, you don't need to climb.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: What do you mean?
[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: You can't stand with me on your shoulders, so I will have to stand on the ground with you from now on.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Oh, hehe.
Xiao Xiaobai can give up the glory that belongs to the great god for one person. If Sang Yi were a woman, he felt that he would be moved by him.
He felt that he should do something, but he didn't know what he should do, so he could only start meaningless silence.
[Current] Madman Xiaobai: Tule is a younger brother.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: What's the matter?
The swordsman in white on the screen slowly embraces the female pharmacist in front of him.
The setting sun receded, the sea of clouds was filled with mist, and the drizzle slowly fell from the clouds.
The background music of Zakong Mountain is still magnificent "Golden Summit Buddha Light", but there is more sound of rain in the earphones.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Vomit!I am a man!
Sang Yi pulled off the earphones, resisting the urge to drop the mouse and the computer, and slammed words on the keyboard viciously.
[Current] Madman Xiaobai: Let me hug you for a while, just for a while.
Sang Yi stood in front of the computer, his whole body was covered with goose bumps, and his whole body was trembling like an electric shock.
[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: You can turn off the monitor if you can't stand it.
Sang Yi stopped shaking.
He directly pulled out the power plug.
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