Master is in hand, I have the world

Chapter 23 The Shemale, It's You!

Squatting on other people's meeting place all night to create massacres, and when Shinhwa's deity and Yue Rugou came to take over in the morning, the whole meeting was exhausted physically and mentally, and most of them went offline to sleep.

Sang Fuyun has been squatting with Wuyi for a long time, lying on the table and falling asleep in a daze, but now he can't fall asleep anymore.

I opened the friend channel and saw that it was too early, Qingqing Zijin didn't know whether he just fell asleep or slept, and none of the friends who usually get together to do tasks are there.

But the name of the lunatic Xiao Xiaobai is actually lit up in the master and apprentice column.Looking at the location again, it actually shows that it is a hollow mountain.The Shinhwa deity and Yue Rugou are still doing the heavy labor of brushing the Heavenly Palace infinitely, so he must be using this account himself.

Since he wasn't exiled, would he still be in the mood to put his phone in a place like Zakong Mountain to see the scenery after fighting and killing all night?Is this what a crazy and perverted master did?There is nothing wrong with pretending to be a literary artist, adultery or stealing. If it is not a private meeting with a lover, it can only show that Master's noble aspirations have exceeded the range that human beings can accept.

Thinking of Zhakong Mountain, one would naturally think of the bloody scene of bumping into a bad Tianzun at the Great Buddha last time, and of course thinking of the bloody scene of running into a bad Tianzun at the Big Buddha, and one would naturally think of the fact that Master was squatting on Zhakong Mountain.

Sang Fuyun's curiosity was burning.

According to the setting of the Three Realms, the master can summon the apprentice, but the apprentice cannot summon the master or take the initiative to teleport to the master, which inadvertently increases the cost of satisfying Sang Fuyun's curiosity.

But such things as curiosity are unsolvable.

Sang Fuyun's claws were cheap for a while, and he really ran all the way from Longteng to Zikong Mountain.

A master often has a unique outfit, and an exclusive background that is most suitable and only suitable for him.

The giant Buddha on the Golden Summit of the Zakong Mountain is for admiration. Hongyu didn’t provide super close-up photo service at first, but since the first creative player discovered the BUG that could climb the giant Buddha, the shoulders of the giant Buddha are covered with The footprints of fairies and demons from all walks of life.It's a pity that this person only announced the method of climbing on the shoulders of the Buddha, but never mentioned the ultimate secret of climbing on the top of the Buddha's head. It is said that it is the supreme privilege of being able to overlook the beautiful scenery of the entire Three Realms.

The person who discovered the BUG is called Crazy Little White.

Although some high-end players have discovered the method of climbing the Buddha one after another, in the earliest era of land reclamation, the screenshots of the Three Realms basically have the figure of the lunatic Xiaobai standing on the top of the golden-top giant Buddha on the Zengkong Mountain. Like a business card with a little white LOGO, it has already become popular all over the world.

But Sang Fuyun didn't know all this.

……

When Sang Fuyun arrived at Chukong Mountain, it happened to be dusk in the game. Xiao Xiaobai stood alone on the shoulder of the giant Buddha facing the setting sun. It is a literature and art with a 13 index exceeding five stars.Although it is very artistic to do so, squatting there with such an eye-catching red name is suspected of brain damage.That position has a huge disadvantage - it's too close to the edge, and any profession that uses a knockback or push away skill will inevitably fall to his death without any suspense.In other words, as long as someone sneak attack, he has no room to fight back.

Looking to the left, the pines and wind in the valley; looking to the right, the clouds are rolling and relaxing; looking up, the master is sad; looking down, there is no one around.What kind of secret lover is this?

The apprentice raised his head with black lines on his face. Although it was dusk in the game, it was a sunny morning in reality. Master, what are you doing in such a tragic waiting-to-die pose?

In line with the concept of being responsible to the master, Sang Fuyun began to hop like a grasshopper desperately trying to climb up the giant Buddha to save the master, but in the end he fell between the ten toes of the giant Buddha and died.

The reality is indeed far more cruel than the ideal.

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: What are you doing down there after being an apprentice?This time is the cosplay locust falling to death?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: I just came to see what you are doing standing on it!

[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: As I said a long time ago, the breeze, moon and feng shui here are very good for thinking about problems.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: What did you come up with?

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: With your IQ and operation, you really can't climb up.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...be nicer to me!

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Being an apprentice, how boring it is to live in a world where everyone treats you well.Think about it, if there is no enemy who can threaten you all the time, then your life will be much less exciting and less challenging.

The lunatic's thinking is really different from ordinary people. Others come to the game to find friends, but he comes to the game to find enemies.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Now is the time for Dugu Qiubai's inner monologue?

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Disciple, mocking Master will be struck by lightning.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: In the past, there were only ten people who could stand side by side with me in the thirteenth district.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: What about now?

[Current] Madman Xiaobai: Two or three.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Where did the others go?

[Current] Crazy Xiaoxiaobai: Some have stopped playing, some have deleted their accounts, and some have been killed by me to switch servers.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...you are indeed an out-and-out pervert.

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Alas, it's a pity that the only person who ever beat me is no longer here.Life is really lonely like blood.

Master Master suddenly became sad, and Sang Fuyun knew that he was talking about bad Tianzun.

Bad Tianzun is the only person who has won him, the only person who is qualified to stand shoulder to shoulder with him, the only enemy worthy of respect, and what else?

Bad Tianzun is the enemy of the Red Chamber, someone else's wife, and a man.

In this entangled situation now, should I pretend to be my confidant brother hotline and have all kinds of sunny solutions, or should I just disappear after a gorgeous farewell?

Sang Fuyun stared at the aloof master with an exaggerated high angle of elevation, and fell into an unprecedented crisis of choice.

Crazy Xiao Xiaobai stood and stared petrifiedly at Sang Fuyun under the Buddha for a few minutes, then suddenly jumped down.

I saw that he used the high-level skill combination triple jump and the swordsman's meteor to chase the moon to use his strength to bounce all the way. Every landing point landed on the protruding position of the Buddha's body, and landed steadily beside Sang Fuyun. A performance showing off micromanagement skills.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: What are you doing down here?

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Since you can't go up, then I have to come down.

Sang Fuyun was a little moved.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Actually, you can choose not to come down, it’s okay if I just stand and talk to you.

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Even if you don't worry about dizziness when chatting at high elevation angles, as a teacher, you still think that looking down will cause acrophobia.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

[Current] Crazy Little White: Closer to home, you know everything about Little T.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: SO?

[Current] Crazy Little White: We plan to use guild funds to help her buy a new set of equipment.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Master, you are the leader of the guild. Do you need to tell me about the guild's expenses?Even if I don't have enough funds, I can't scrape together a few pennies, so... I shamelessly hid.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't have enough funds, when Hei Xifeng swept the CC Hall at night, he made a guarantee and said that he would directly use the money to buy equipment for Xiao T.In her own words, problems that can be solved with money are not problems.

That is to say, only products like Xiaoxiaobai's Flying Sky Profound Crystal Armor that cannot be sold or bought, and that no matter how expensive the Liuli Love Letter is, can really cause headaches for these lunatics.

[Current] Crazy Xiaobai: No money is not the problem, no one is the problem.

Sang Fuyun was dumbfounded again.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: What do you mean?

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Xiao T is sad not because of the equipment or the store, but because of his ex-husband who came out.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Hey, it's cheating!Cheating! -＿-#

[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: Alright, cheating.She needs someone to comfort her wounded heart right now, right?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Yes.

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Little T usually treats you kindly, and often takes you out to level up, doesn't he?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Yes.

[Current] Madman Xiaobai: You two have a good relationship, right?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Are you going to let me stay with her 24 hours a day and serve her as a cow or a horse in 360 degrees to comfort her?

[Current] Crazy Little White: Basically, that’s right.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: You don't need to tell me this, little T is also my friend.

[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: Actually, we want you to marry her.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...

Sang Fuyun didn't come up in one breath, and almost passed out on the spot.

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: I just asked you to take care of a woman who was emotionally hurt. Is it difficult?

[Current] Sang Fuyun: It seems that she has been taking care of me...

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: It doesn't matter if you are weak, as long as Xiao T likes you, we can make you a god within a month.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: ... You are not a man yourself!

[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: But I don't know how to make women happy.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Even if I can make little T happy, can the two girls get married?

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Oh, it seems really impossible.Then you divorce Shinhwa and let Shinhwa marry Little T.

Sang Fuyun began to bleed from seven holes.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: What kind of logic is this...?Isn't Brother Yue single?Why not let brother Yue marry little T?

[Currently] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Yuezi just divorced Fengzi and married Xiao T, those who didn’t know thought we were fighting among ourselves, it’s not good to hear it, dear.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: Brother God and I divorced and married Little T, is it nice to spread the word?

The lunatic Xiao Xiaobai was silent for more than ten seconds, and suddenly he seemed to have suddenly realized.

[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: Oh, so that's how it is.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: What did you realize? -＿-#

[Current] Madman Xiaobai: It turns out that what you like is not Xiao T, but a myth.

Sang Fuyun had already hit the wall.

Shinhwa who was fighting in the Zhentian Palace suddenly sneezed because he was also shot while lying down.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: On behalf of myself and Brother Shen, I would like to greet the eight generations of your ancestors! ! !

[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Hey, there is no need to be shy, disciple Tule, as the teacher understands, this is what age, everyone has the right to pursue happiness.

【Current】Sang Fuyun: I am not gay!

[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: Calm down, I don't mean to despise you as a teacher.In fact, everyone has a Brokeback Mountain in their hearts. In fact, there is an unbearable past behind every transvestite. In fact, every transvestite should have a good friend.

[Current] Sang Fuyun: I am X!I became a shemale because of you!

Interaction - Kiss.

The man and woman on the screen suddenly hugged each other tightly, and their breaths were intertwined, like an innocent disaster.The distance between the two people is too close, the white cheeks of the little white character on the screen are almost transparent, and the corners of the mouth are slightly raised, and it is impossible to tell whether it is an evil smile or a simple smile.

Sang Yi in front of the computer was stunned by himself.

Man, he took the initiative to kiss a man, even though it was only in the game.

A second ago, he just wanted to bully Xiaobai once, to let him know how disgusting this thing was, but the next second, he was disgusted by himself.

Xiao Xiaobai was still doing petrification dutifully, and the two people on the screen kissed and kissed.

Sang Yi, who couldn't afford to be hurt anymore, didn't even bother to turn off the computer, and resolutely unplugged the power directly.