Chapter 4 God, be nice to me
Chapter 4 God, be nice to me
Technology is advancing with each passing day, and the emergence of voice chat software frees the captain's hands from the heavy typing work, and then gives them the opportunity to show their personal style on the YY channel.
Sang Fuyun used to always think that the command of a great god should be sonorous and heroic, with a detached demeanor of banknotes being wiped out while talking and laughing, and a spirit of revolutionary optimism that will send you to blame me for death.
Unexpectedly, Qingqing Zijin’s voice was very soft when he directed, which sounded very reassuring. Even if Pooh and Sang Fuyun ran wildly to attract monsters, they would not be scolded bloody, but quickly went up to replace them rescue.
It's completely different with someone else.
When Yue Rugou was in command of Sang Fuyun's backup fourth regiment, he often used roaring volume, which often made people mistakenly think that he found a sworn enemy in the channel.
No matter what the battle situation is, Hei Xifeng will usually calmly say after a few words of command: "You guys fight first, I'll pour a glass of red wine", which directly leads to the destruction of the team that lacks healing.
Every time the team led by Shinhwa would hear him pointing out everyone's mistakes in a long speech angrily, after a short silence, he would continue to say: "Forget it, my anger is gone, come again."
When T-CC conducts, the opening line always goes like this: "Whoever makes a mistake, today's repair fee for the entire regiment will be covered by him. If you make a mistake twice, this month's bonus will be deducted. If you make a mistake three times, delete the account."
Qingqing Zijin was busy attracting and fighting monsters alone, and the other four stood in a row by the door waiting for the experience points to rise rapidly. Longba Yuye and Evil Eye didn't talk much, only Winnie the Pooh couldn't help itching occasionally Live and follow and run into the pile of monsters that have been wiped out, desperately searching for loot.Of course, Sang Fuyun's experience beyond level 40 must be pitifully small. When the three apprentices reached level [-] one after another, he had just gained less than [-]% of his experience.
Qingqing Zijin said in YY: "Let's go to level 30 Jinmen Pass."
Longba Yuye and Evil Eye agreed in YY one after another, and Sang Fuyun and Pooh typed in the game to echo the proposal, so a group of people left the dungeon of Tianlai Village, which was killed to the point where not a single blade of grass grew, and rushed to the yellow sandy sky. Jinmen Pass.
The mobs in the Jinmenguan Dungeon of the Western Regions are Huangquan Sand Butterfly and Huangquan Shayu. These two monsters are not too strong. Enemies are blowing all over the sky, and you never know when you fall into the trap of sharks and you will have to get a few bites on your buttocks. This move is among the top ten cheap moves in the Three Realms. Melee professions are so depressed that they will throw the table out space.Qingqing Zijin is an assassin. Whenever he gathers monsters and starts a group attack, the center of the screen is filled with yellow sand, and you can't see your fingers. You can only hear the sound of flapping wings. After Qingqing Zijin is blown away, all the monsters' attention will be lost. It was all transferred to the four pieces of fat watching the battle next to them.
Longba Yuye and Evil Eye, one is an assassin and the other is an archer, immediately activated the acceleration skills with a tacit understanding, and each escaped with ease. Sang Fuyun and Pooh, two little pharmacists who have no equipment and no operation, can only be reduced to monster gang fights again and again Target.No matter what skills Qing Qing Zijin used to chase after the monster to try to attract hatred, the two pharmacists were running around like their butts were on fire, and they could also run side by side, cross, circle and other tricks, and the scene was chaotic for a while.
Qingqing Zijin couldn't save two people at the same time, so he could only chase after Sang Fuyun who was closer.
A group of monsters chased after Sang Fuyun, Qingqing Zijin ran after the monsters, and Sang Fuyun just buried his head and ran for his life.
In fact... this is a mistake that many novices make.
There is a saying: always remember that one day at dusk, the hanging point does not know the way back.Mietuan returned to the city late and strayed into the depths of the dungeon.Is it the WHO?It's WHO! YY scolded countless.
Dragon Ba Yuye: Cao!Do you keep fish in your mind, you rose to level [-] in a dream?
The evil eyes roared: The monsters in the dungeon are all chased to death, so there is no use in running!
Qingqing Zijin: Sangsang, don't keep running forward, run towards me with the monster!
Sang Fuyun finally realized that the savior was following behind her, and immediately ran in a big circle towards Qingqing Zijin.Just halfway around the circle, I saw Winnie the Pooh with a trace of blood on his head leading another group of monsters galloping from the front right.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Master save me!
Seeing the critical situation over there, Qingqing Zijin could only brake suddenly and go there to rescue the scene.
Sang Fuyun looked at the three-digit blood volume above her head, and kindly added blood to her once.The effect is of course minimal, but he managed to attract the hatred of all the mobs.Hurrah, the mobs overwhelming the sky instantly sent the floating clouds, who were confused about the situation, to the west sky, and also made Longba Yuye and Evil Eye as side dishes.The two teams of monsters joined forces in victory and turned around to chase Winnie the Pooh. In this battle, only Qingqing Zijin stood at the end meaninglessly.
[Team] Dragon Ba Yuye: Damn!Pooh, you mess with wool!
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Why blame me!It's that idiot bastard Sang Fuyun!
[Team] Sang Fuyun: Priss save me~~
[Team] Evil Eyes: They are all dead anyway, if you don’t let Master save you, we can at least survive three, now one dies and the other dies~~
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Why do you want me to die and not her!Wrong she is not me!
[Team] Sang Fuyun: Well, it's my fault, it's my fault, drag me up first, I'll be thrown out of the dungeon in 30 seconds~~
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Don't make noise!Find out the responsibility before saving you!
[Team] Sang Fuyun: Treat me better~~~~
[Team] Qingqing Zijin: Don't talk about it, come back to life again.
The leader's speech is always effective. After the resurrection of all the staff, Winnie the Pooh started the Sanguang operation to sweep up the monster's corpse.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Wow, Master, there is a level 33 blue phoenix tail needle!
The drop rate of this pharmacist's weapon is not high, and it is considered a very high-quality weapon at the thirtieth level.
The pick-up of items is set to be assigned by the captain above blue, which means that the ownership of this piece of equipment will be determined by Qingqing Zijin.
[Team] Longba Yuye: Give it to Sang Fuyun.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Why give it to her again!I am also a pharmacist!
[Team] Evil Eye: You are only level 24, so you can't get it.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: She is only level 31!
[Team] Longba Yuye: She will reach 33 before you.
[Team] Evil Eye: She can at least increase the healing amount if she takes it.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: She is a violent doctor.
The word violent doctor pierced Sang Fuyun's heart instantly like a sharp sword.
[Team] Qingqing Zijin: Pooh, don't always target Sang Fuyun like this, she is also a girl.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Is it a girl only she knows, dare to speak in YY.
Sang Fuyun voluntarily kept silent.
[Team] Qingqing Zijin: Forget it, is it meaningful to pursue this issue?
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Of course it makes sense!
[Team] Evil Eye: Since it is so meaningful, why don't you let me test it? ﹃
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Test your sister!If she is a woman, then you are a pervert; if she is a man, then you are a pervert!
[Team] Evil Eye: ...
[Team] Longba Yuye: Stop arguing, hurry up and share your things and brush up the next book.
[Team] Qingqing Zijin: Alright, Sang Fuyun and Pooh, roll.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Roll is Roll!My RP is very good!
System: Kiss Winnie the Pooh rolled 67 points.
System: Sang Fuyun rolled 67 points.
draw.
[Team] Qingqing Zijin: Let's do it again.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Vote!
It seems that Pooh no longer has the confidence to win with his RP.
Pooh voted for himself, Sang Fuyun abstained, and Longba Yuye voted for Sang Fuyun. The evil was said to be a pervert and a pervert and had already stepped aside and cried, and abstained.Qingqing Zijin thought for a long time, and finally gave the needle to Sang Fuyun.
[Team] Kiss Winnie the Pooh: Isn't it just a mermaid!Master is eccentric!You are all eccentric!I hate you guys!
Winnie the Pooh went offline in tears.
Sang Fuyun hummed to the beat of time in his heart: Shemale is not what you want to hurt, you can hurt if you want to...
This very unfriendly first encounter laid a solid foundation for a grand drama between Sang Fuyun and Winnie the Pooh.
This is not a spoiler.
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This is still not a spoiler.
After Winnie the Pooh went offline, Qing Qing Zijin reorganized a 34-level wrestler.Lux has a lot of blood, thick skin and stable hatred, and Sang Fuyun's full package of blood pill resources, the subsequent journey of brushing the book went much smoother.
By the time it was time for dinner, Sang Fuyun had already put on the phoenix tail needle of level 33 pharmacist gorgeously.
At the time of parting, Sang Fuyun bid farewell to the other party's master and apprentice, and Qingqing Zijin traded him several small best products that pharmacists could use, and Sang Fuyun accepted them gratefully.You must know that although the great gods following the Red Mansion robbed houses everywhere these days, he himself has basically been in a state of disfigurement, and no one would go to a low-level dungeon to pick out some wearable equipment for him.
After replacing the first-level novice clothes and weapons, the shabby little pharmacist finally took on the shape of a beautiful woman.
Qingqing Zijin instructed in YY: Apprentices, if you can still go online tomorrow, wait for me at the gate of the Jinmenguan dungeon. I will go online at about ten o'clock.Sang Fuyun, come if you are free, I will continue to take you.
Sang Fuyun gratefully posted a series of thanks on the team channel.
After finishing speaking, a flash of light flashed in Sang Fuyun's mind.
According to Sang Fuyun's great ideal of hooking up with a great god to achieve the great ideal of life, Qingqing Zijin is gentle, tricky and reliable, except for the fact that he has no sense of humor, he is the best takeover for the needs of the plot!
Sang Fuyun smiled wickedly.
[Team] Dragon Ba Yu Ye: Sang Fuyun really doesn't like to talk.
[Team] Sang Fuyun: Hehe, I just can't get my hand to type.By the way, thank you for voting for me today, Pa.Hey, why does this name sound so awkward?
The whole team was drawn in an instant.
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