msmithbooks Chapter 1 Boy, Raise Your Middle Finger
Chapter 1 Boy, Raise Your Middle Finger
Sang Yi has always thought of himself as a very positive, optimistic, and good-natured young man. Of course, that was before he was abducted into Three Realms Online by his unscrupulous classmate Tian Zijing.
Tian Zijing: Sangsang, are you playing Three Realms?
Sang Yi: Don't call me by my nickname!What is the Three Realms?
Tian Zijing: Very NB online game.
Sang Yi: Oh, can I eat it?
Tian Zijing: Many players in the Three Realms have stable prices, and good equipment can be sold for money!
Sang Yi: Fuck, last time I was kidnapped to play Chaos StarCraft, I didn’t earn a dime but lost half a year of points.
Tian Zijing: There are many girls in it.
Sang Yi: Get lost, don't try to seduce me with beauty, I'm already immune to your tricks.
Tian Zijing: Unexpectedly, you are so good at it, no problem!You can choose from all kinds of sportsmen, wilting men, fake women and transgressors in the three worlds!
Sang Yi: I despise you unreservedly.
Tian Zijing: Alright, old Sang, what kind of online games do you like?
Sang Yi: I want a huge harem full of female gamers.All concubines entering the palace are counted as level 1, and the experience value is discounted by the number of times of luck. N times of luck can be upgraded, or changed to a female official, and those who know special skills can exchange skill points and props.
Tian Zijing: Oh, if you adopt this game system, you will be miserable.Those concubines would call affectionately in the Forbidden City every night: Sisters, tonight, form a team and go to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to brush the emperor.
Sang Yi: ...Be nice to me!
Entering the Three Realms online, the newborn warrior Sang Fuyun kept a high degree of vigilance against everything in the outside world, quietly waiting for Tian Zijing's handsome old monk, the assassin, to come to meet him.
[Private chat] The handsome old man said to you: Lao Sang, which bird's nest are you in?
[Private chat] You said to the handsome old monk: Dragon Riding Camp.
[Private Chat] The handsome old man said to you: Lishi Novice Village?Damn it, the guild is already overcrowded!
[Private chat] You said to the handsome old monk: Don't let him down!I am such a tall, burly, unrestrained and unrestrained warrior brother, but I can't find a gang to take him in! (‵o′)convex
[Private chat] The handsome old monk said to you: With your too long reflex arc and bucket nerves, you can't afford the burden of a fierce general.Listen to my brother, the speed of self-human destruction, come and change a pharmacist, there is a shortage of pharmacists now!
[Private chat] You said to the handsome old monk: Didn't you say that there are too many pharmacists!How could there be such a shortage!
[Private chat] The handsome old monk said to you: Hey, since the red building in the seventh district came to collectively transfer to the server, every pharmacist has been robbed, and no one between the ages of 8 and 80 has been spared. It is a humanitarian disaster!
[Private chat] You said to the handsome old monk: Your uncle, then you still let me play pharmacist!
[Private chat] The handsome old monk said to you: Don't worry, I'm just pretending to be your pharmacist to make everyone feel at ease.It doesn't matter even if you are snatched by the Red Mansion, just with your sharp operation of shaking the world, weeping ghosts and gods, weeping ghosts and gods, weeping ghosts and gods, weeping ghosts and gods, weeping all three armies, it is enough to instantly create a powerful strength to destroy your own team, even the perverts of the Red Mansion will not dare to step over the thunder pool!Absolutely perfect in one day!
[Private chat] You said to the handsome old monk: Are you praising me?
[Private chat] The handsome old man said to you: Lao Sang, you can do it, I am optimistic about you!
[Private Chat] You said to the handsome old monk: ...be nicer to me!
[Private chat] The handsome old man said to you: You are a bastard, don't change and pull down.Speed to Longteng, I'll wait for you here in the warehouse.
[Private chat] You said to the handsome old monk: Didn't you come to pick me up from the dragon riding camp?
[Private Chat] The handsome old Na Fahao said to you: If I can enter the Xinshou Village map, I will just squat in the Pharmacist Newcomer Village and hook up with each other!Come here yourself!
The burly warrior Sang Fuyun resolutely gave up the novice task, and began to pound his legs and run towards the direction indicated by the big map.
I don’t know if this novice outfit is one size fits all. The short-sleeved novice shirt can barely cover his chest, showing his chest muscles, abdominal muscles, back muscles, biceps brachii and triceps brachii in all directions. The cropped pants on his lower body are shorts when he wears them, and the pile of blond messy hair on the top of his head is a vivid and perfect interpretation of the tall image of a first-class pervert in the Guoben world!
The huge Hercules made his way in obscene concealment behind the shadowed haystack at the foot of the tree. After running for almost an hour, he entered the hill on the outskirts of the main city Longteng from the novice map.After running for a short distance, a huge stone Buddha appeared in front of him. The server in the [-]th district has been open for a long time, and the nearby maps suitable for beginners have long since disappeared. The giant Buddha is mysterious and magnificent, and the surrounding ancient pines are verdant and white The fog is lingering, the pine waves are undulating in the earphones, and the singing of cicadas and birds is extremely realistic. Sang Yi has to admit that at least the scenes and sound effects of this game are great, and his first impression is not bad.
At this moment, Sang Yi suddenly found two people standing on the shoulders of the giant Buddha.
One is a swordsman and the other is also a swordsman.
They stood motionless on the shoulders of the giant Buddha.
There is a sword in hand, a seven-foot long front.
The white clothes win the snow dragon and the snake dance, and the sword light chills the nineteen states. What an incredible picture!
Sang Yi immediately thought of Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng, Optimus Prime and Megatron, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.
Masters often have unique outfits, and they must be very good at creating momentum and a sense of picture.
Especially the one standing on the left, even though he is wearing almost the same equipment, the handsome man like him is still as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, with his melancholy eyes, stubbled beard, low-key and sharp standing posture, and his back That strange black alien-shaped giant sword... betrayed him deeply.
Sang Yi pulled the screen to an exaggerated and difficult elevation angle and watched them quietly, waiting for a shocking super-century battle.
3 minutes passed, they did not fight.
Five minutes passed, and they still hadn't fought.
Ten minutes passed, and they sat down side by side.
Sang Yi really wanted to spit blood on the screen, and after a long time, are these two dating?Two male accounts, two swordsmen, two masters, two masters!Why are you so swollen that you can make out and have sex with each other in this situation!Has this troubled world really entered the era of mass bases for all?
Lishi Sang Fuyun started to retreat while twitching at the mouth, foaming at the mouth.
A red light flashed around the two of them, and a third person appeared.Ou Maiga is a fairy who is so beautiful that her blood vessels burst!
It's up, it's finally up!
Crackling, boom!Brother Youyu declared defeat without even making a move. He flew down from the shoulder of the Buddha and hit the foot of the Buddha to go to drink tea with King Hades on the spot. A faint sentence echoed from below the Buddha: "I~~~I will~~~will~~~ ~~~come~~~of~~~"
The men and women on the Buddha's shoulders disappeared hand in hand, and Brother Youyu's body was still lying in front of Sang Fuyun in ecstasy.
I get it, it turned out to be a love triangle in which ghosts and gods crossed gender boundaries.
Sang Fuyun sympathetically squatted beside Brother Youyou's body and looked at the remains for half a minute.
Brother, although you are a rookie, at least your image was once taller in my eyes.
[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Don't go, wait here for me to come back to find you after my resurrection.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Are you talking to me?
The melancholy on the ground disappeared, and Sang Fuyun squatted in front of the Buddha and waited innocently.
In less than 20 seconds, there was a cloud of smoke and dust. After the resurrection, Brother Youyu, who had not filled up his blood, came back as fast as possible. No less than a raging lion and a wild wolf in heat.
System: Crazy Xiaobai has turned on the massacre mode.
Sang Fuyun turned his head and ran, and was instantly killed.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: I'll wipe it!You pervert!Why kill me!I'm only level 1!
[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: Did you see it just now?
[Current] Sang Fuyun: I'm just a passerby!
[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: I'm just venting my anger.
Sang Fuyun was completely speechless when he met a pervert when he went out.
If I can't beat it, can't I still hide?Sang Fuyun chose to resurrect.
The high mountains of the dragon riding camp and the nagging newbie NPC appeared in front of my eyes: Please stay a little longer, young man, the old man sees that your skeleton is amazing and talented, and you will definitely not be a thing in the pool in the future, and follow me to learn the basics of going through the rivers and lakes Knowledge……
your sister!Thinking of the half hour he spent running in vain, Sang Fuyun really wanted to raise his middle finger at that pervert.
Sang Fuyun no longer cared about the image problem, and ran straight along the main road towards Longteng.The moment he entered the map of Zhakong Mountain, he was stabbed through the chest by a sword, and the protagonist of the tragedy went to the underworld to find King Hades for tea.
System: You were killed by the lunatic Xiao Xiaobai.
This pervert waited half an hour at the map switching point, maybe just to kill him again!
[Current] Sang Fuyun: What the fuck do you want to do?
[Current] Madman Xiaobai: I'm very depressed.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Does that have anything to do with you killing me?
[Current] Crazy Little White: Yes.I want to make someone more depressed than me.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ...
[Current] Crazy Xiaobai: What do you think of your street rush?
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Can you just pretend I didn't see anything about what happened just now?I guarantee with my personality that no one will know about this matter again, okay?Let me go, hero.
[Current] Madman Xiaobai: Why do you need the police if the personality guarantee is useful?
[Currently] Sang Fuyun: Look, it’s so boring for you to kill a level 1 trumpet all the time. Can I come back after I reach level [-] and level [-] and let you vent your anger?
[Current] Crazy Little White: I just like to abuse level 1 trumpets.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: You must still have a lot of things to do, what a waste of time you are always guarding me here.
[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: The breeze, moon and feng shui here are excellent, suitable for thinking about things in a daze, and killing you is just a small game that comes with it.
[Current] Sang Fuyun: ... Then can I choose to rush to the street in Longteng?
[Current] Crazy Xiao Xiaobai: Then can I choose to see you once and kill you once?
[Current] Sang Fuyun: Are you perverted?
[Current] Madman Xiao Xiaobai: Be my apprentice.
Sure enough, there is no way to communicate with a lunatic and a pervert.
Sang Fuyun went offline decisively and deleted this character who was doomed to tragedy from birth.
Three seconds later, Sang Yi made a shocking decision that could completely reverse his life in the Three Realms.
Three minutes later, the charming and enchanting pharmacist Sang Fuyun with long legs and big breasts was born in the novice village of Xianzu pharmacists.
Sang Fuyun, pharmacist, female.
When dealing with perverts, you can only be more perverted than him.