msmithbooks Chapter 502 If You Get Fat First, You Won’T Be Fat. If You Get Fat Later, You Will Collapse The Kang
Chapter 502 If You Get Fat First, You Won’T Be Fat. If You Get Fat Later, You Will Collapse The Kang
Chapter 502 If you get fat first, you won’t be fat. If you get fat later, you will collapse the kang.
There was one more person on the boat, and he was Lu Bei's disciple. Rare things are more valuable, which really attracted a lot of attention.
Especially Zhan Lexian, he had great enthusiasm for Xiao Fengxian and took the initiative to ask Ying to teach him as his teacher. He wanted to punish Xiao Fengxian severely. Instead, he strictly taught Xiao Fengxian and trained him to become an excellent swordsman.
The old father had no good intentions and could not deal with the sect leader, so he planned to deal with the sect leader's disciples. Lu Bei ignored it and didn't take it seriously. Who was he? How could he be as knowledgeable as Zhan Lexian? He took the time to go to Zhan Hongqu's house and spank him several times.
Originally, I wanted to touch Zhan Hongqu's conscience and negotiate with her for ten taels of silver, but it turned out that Zhan Lexian had learned a lot and was good at fishing, so he suddenly came back to kill her.
After Zhan Lexian was passed, Mu Lichen stood up. He knew that Lu Bei was not a good master, at least not able to teach his disciples, so he volunteered to teach Xiao Fengxian.
In Lu Bei's heart, Mu Lichen is definitely a good master. He has been in the industry for many years and has outstanding achievements. He has successfully trained Lu Buwang, Sima Buzheng, Mo Buxio and other pillars of Towering Heaven Sword Sect.
If it weren't for that guy who was so arrogant as the leader, Towering Heaven Sword Sect would have taken off long ago.
However, Lu Bei still rejected Mu Lichen's kindness and decided to teach his disciples himself. Facing Mu Lichen's questioning gaze, he smiled slightly and said that it was actually very simple to lead a disciple, and he would be done with it.
Mu Lichen: "..."
It seems that Lu Bei has something in his words, complaining that Mo Buxio is not a competent master.
…
Quiet room.
Xiao Fengxian sat cross-legged across from Lu Bei. He didn't sleep all night last night. While searching for Lu Bei's information on the forum, he wrote a short essay of 2,000 words.
After finishing writing, I felt that coding was so difficult!
What’s terrible is that the post ‘My Sect Leader and Master’ didn’t arouse much response. It wasn’t sexy enough, and it didn’t have any erotic pictures. It was quickly squeezed out to ten pages. With nothing to lose, he could only rely on himself to save his respect and barely maintain the non-existent popularity.
The good news is that Xiao Fengxian dug through old posts and got a rough idea of her cheap master, Lu Bei.
[Fox MonsterとImmortal Transformation Gate President[subtitle group translation]]
[Anecdotes between Principal Gao and Teacher Bai]
[Golden man fights White Tiger hand to hand, delete immediately after watching]
[picture ]
[…
There were some strange posts, and maybe some strange links. Xiao Fengxian had never seen them before, so she opened them one by one because she was curious about what kind of person the master was.
Village Chief Gao, Principal Gao, Golden-winged Dapeng, Nine Bamboo Mountain Novice Village, Heavenly Sword Sect...
After gathering and summarizing the intelligence, Xiao Fengxian came to the conclusion that Lu Bei's cultivation qualifications were terrifying, even more terrifying than those of them who had personal panels, and he played a role like the Son of Destiny among NPCs.
Even if not, he will become a very important figure in Wu Zhou, with influence enough to cover several surrounding big countries.
Xuanlong, for example, has been influenced by Lu Bei, and when he travels, he always gets the support of the Zhao family.
All in all, it’s pretty awesome.
"Don't be distracted. What did the teacher just say? Did you listen?" Lu Bei sat cross-legged on the cloud bed with a serious and majestic look on his face.
Master, you haven’t said anything yet!
Xiao Fengxian murmured in her heart and admitted her mistake obediently, saying that she was distracted.
Snapped!
Lu Bei flicked his fingers, and his head fell on the top of Xiao Fengxian's head. The pain made the latter grin and sit even more obediently.
"As the saying goes, master leads you in, and cultivation depends on the individual. Although your foundation is weak, you don't have everything, and you are also a reincarnated immortal..."
Lu Bei talked nonsense and said ugly things in front of others. If Xiao Fengxian fails to learn well from now on, she will have nothing to do with him as a master.
If you learn well, it’s because he, the master, teaches you well.
After finishing talking nonsense, Lu Bei threw down a few books: "If you understand, practice by yourself. If you don't understand, go out and turn left and ask the pastor for advice. He is the master who is your teacher and the ancestor of Qin. Please be polite."
Advanced skills!
Xiao Fengxian's eyes lit up, she picked up five secret books and touched them one by one.
[You came into contact with Linging Rush Sword Song. Did you spend 2000 Skill Points to learn it? ]
[You came into contact with Five Elements Divination, did you spend 800 Skill Points to learn? ]
[You came into contact with the Eight Locks Qimen Tu, did you spend 1000 Skill Points to learn it? ]
Three exercise books and two experience books related to 'Linging Rush Sword Song' made him say that he had found a treasure. Then in front of Lu Bei, he pretended to open a few books and read them ten lines at a time.
"Master, I can understand."
"Then practice."
"Let's practice."
Xiao Fengxian nodded when he heard this. He was an outer disciple of Baijian Sect, and the skills he practiced were ordinary. He got up to his current level only after getting up early every day and practicing black liver.
Level 39, which is the Foundation Building Stage.
Five Elements Divination and Eight Locks Qimen Tu are two core incubation exercises that cannot be learned, but Lingering Rush Sword Song is paired with the experience book, rounding off 100 million in vain, and recommended to the Core Incubation Realm world.
What else is there to think about? Just smash the Skill Points and start practicing.
Xiao Fengxian tried her best to show off her qualifications in front of Lu Bei and try to get Master Cheap to change his mind and change his position from a registered disciple to a direct disciple.
Finally, this master is so fragrant.
Five minutes later, Xiao Fengxian stopped practicing and finished eating the experience book. The level of the Linging Rush Sword Song skill was raised to Lv10, and she learned the three skills of Sword Manipulation Technique, Sword Body, and Sword Heart.
And because the experience book automatically fills in the vacancies, the Sword Manipulation Technique is full, and the Sword Heart and sword body have developed several levels.
The total level has been raised to level 44, the Core Incubation Realm is stable, and you are eligible to learn Five Elements Divination and Eight Locks Qimen Tu. However, the Skill Points are enough, but the experience in the inventory is too little, and I couldn't level up two levels even after holding on for a while.
Hey, this kid actually has so many Skill Points?
Lu Bei raised his eyebrows and guessed that Xiao Fengxian had opened a lot of sub-professions and accumulated a considerable number of Skill Points through upgrading.
The reality is almost as expected by Lu Bei. Xiao Fengxian rarely moves in the real world due to her physical condition. She has been addicted to virtual networks for many years. After the game warehouse was developed, she became even more difficult to extricate herself.
The game Nine States World was launched, and it was so realistic that it was comparable to the real world. He decisively abandoned other games. He played 24 hours a day and night, lying in the game warehouse with no intention of going out.
That is to say, if the family has money, the High Level game warehouse has its own nutritional balancing function, otherwise the liver will die long ago.
The good thing about the liver explosion is that Xiaofengxian accepts all comers and accepts any tasks, such as collecting herbs, growing vegetables, chopping firewood, feeding chickens... He does the dirty and tiring work that other players don't want to do, but he does it harder than anyone else. , quickly opened up a large number of life-related sub-careers.
As an experienced professional player, Xiao Fengxian is familiar with the game version and level restrictions, and knows well the truth that getting fat first does not mean being fat, and getting fat later will break the bed.
A few words, hidden secrets, emphasizing the importance of taking precautions.
Version 1.0 limits the player level to a maximum of 50, resulting in a large number of players having unused experience and Skill Points that cannot be used. Among them, there are many master players who are too idle. He only needs to be prepared and wait for the master to come up with strategies.
If necessary, it is also planned to delete the account and practice again.
"Master, I have entered the Core Incubation Realm."
Xiao Fengxian looked at Lu Bei with a serious face, and subconsciously raised her chin, waiting for the cheap master to praise his qualifications.
Obviously impossible. When it comes to personal panels, Lu Bei is much better at it than he is.
"What's wrong with Core Incubation? What's wrong..."
Lu Bei frowned and murmured to ensure that Xiao Fengxian could hear clearly: "This apprentice is a bit useless. I skipped the Core Incubation Realm and went directly from the Foundation Building to the Innate. Could it be... that his qualifications are too poor? "
Xiaofengxian: (_)
He is a player who has experience and is my boss, but he actually lost to an NPC in terms of qualifications. Is this the legendary understanding?
Damn it, why don’t the players have any understanding!
"Although you didn't succeed in advancing to Innate, it's understandable. It's because I'm a teacher. I set high standards and treat you as myself."
Lu Bei shook his head for a while, and ended his commercial bragging. He pointed at Five Elements Divination and the Eight Locks Qimen Picture, and said enigmatically: "These two exercises may seem ordinary, but they are in fact enigmatic. They are the foundation of the Five Elements and Bagua. I am a teacher." In the early years of my enlightenment, I used the skills of the Five Sorrows, Five Deaths, and the Eight Destinies of Heaven and Earth to realize a unique skill, named 'Innate Qi', which is still in use today. If you have a good time to understand, don't let down your hard work as a teacher. "
At this time, Lu Bei acted like a master and seemed to have high hopes for his disciples, but in fact he was planning to advertise himself through the hands of Xiaofengxian.
Calculating the time, Innate Qi's guide should be released, and it can't be delayed for long.
At this time, he was the first to release it and spread his fame. Didn't the leek come to the door crying and begging to be harvested?
NPC has sent out strategies!
After hearing Lu Bei's instructions, Xiao Fengxian nodded and looked forward to the synthesis skills. He was thinking about adding new materials to the short composition "My Sect Leader Master" and quickly wrote it in to see who dared to ignore it...
No, it’s not too late to wait until he learns it.
That’s not right. Is there a possibility...
Eating alone, everyone is drunk and he wakes up alone, hiding in bed and having fun?
Wonderful!
The more Xiao Fengxian thought about it, the more it made sense, and she quickly convinced herself that if the situation was really as Master Baian said, he would openly make it public in version 2.0, strive to stand out from the crowd, and cancel all the accounts of the same period, so that they can delete their accounts and start from scratch.
"Hey hey hey..."
Snapped!
"oops!"
Xiao Fengxian covered her forehead and bared her teeth, feeling that this air cannon move was really powerful, and she would continue to play it like this when she was convinced.
(End of chapter)
These words were familiar to Lu Bei. He also said the same thing when he was about to do the task. He immediately frowned: "Not to mention, my teacher does have a narrow escape mission and needs a trustworthy lackey."
[whether ]
[Main mission: Survival, reward 300,000 experience points]
[Main mission: Fishing, more than Elder Zhan before dawn, reward 500,000 experience points]
Then how should you laugh, imitating Master and being as arrogant as you?
[You have received the mission [Tune the tiger away from the mountain]]
"I know that I have heard about the situation of your reincarnated immortals."
Lu Bei nodded, summoned Xiao Fengxian, and whispered in his ear: "Go to Elder Zhan and ask him to teach you how to fish. Don't let him leave the river tonight."
"Master, my disciple has just broken through the Core Incubation Realm. You see... don't forget the kindness of teaching me. If you have any orders, just tell me. I will never refuse." Xiao Fengxian patted her chest.
Xiao Fengxian: "..."
Such a boring task, with so much experience, is this High Level NPC? How boring are they?
Xiao Fengxian's whole body is not well. As far as the current situation is concerned, the cheap master is unambiguous in adding experience to the skills. He is a big thick leg, but he has a bit of a double standard and likes to pretend to be an upright Daoist.
[Side mission: not triggered]
[Task description: Your master and Elder Zhan’s daughter have a secret affair and often have trysts. Elder Zhan is quite unhappy about this. Now your master has entrusted you with the important task of covering up the affair. You definitely don’t dare to refuse, right? ? ]
"I, Heavenly Sword Sect, belong to the famous Wu Zhou sect. It is not an exaggeration to say that I am the leader of the righteous people. With your playful smile, I look like a wretched villain. Don't smile like that in the future." Lu Bei lectured with a straight face.
"Master, I'm not afraid of death."
[Whether to accept? ]