msmithbooks Chapter 25 A Comprehensive British and American If Line Extra Story
Chapter 25 A Comprehensive British and American If Line Extra Story
Note: There are some foul language, excessive complaints and rotten memes in this chapter. If you don’t like it, you can ignore it. There are comments for the words, which assume that the main universe is an integrated British and American if line.
Previous story summary: Ye Xiao accidentally fell from Earth [-] to the main universe. After meeting Batman, the two had a fight. This time he was able to escape smoothly due to the intervention of an unexpected character outside the set.
"Fuck, fuck! Seriously? I can play this time? I'm not ready yet! Can I not describe this plot?!"
A man in a red and black uniform with two knives running across the rooftops of Gotham City. The mask tried to block the nosebleeds on his face as much as possible. However, the wind in Gotham today is very noisy, and there are still a few drops of red The liquid fluttered under the effect of inertia, passing by Black Cloak No. [-] and Black Cloak No. [-] behind them.
"How did you say that? Fantasy linkage!" Deadpool covered his nose and said loudly to Ye Xiao, "You and I, Marvel and DC, can't you imagine that this can also be a British and American fan in this series, and I will appear today It's because the author is fucking rich and doesn't want to make money, just wants to fish!*"
In the end they managed to ditch Batman and hid in one of Deadpool's safehouses.
"Fuck the engine pipe of the Batmobile." The famous mercenary on Marvel Studios cursed and swung his newly grown arm that was broken on the way to escape, "No, I shouldn't say that, you should be the one who fucks the engine pipe, little Bird. You know what, running into Batman in a Gotham trash can is grand prize, and meeting an alternate universe villain like you is fucking supernatural - what did you do to Gotham sweetheart to make him Are you chasing after him?"
Night Owl: "..."
His mask is super strong, and there are no fluctuations in his expression.
"Okay." Deadpool made a gesture of surrender with both hands, "I know you DCs like this kind of bitterness and hatred. But human beings need to communicate, do you understand communication, I guess your inner complaints should be like the narration of Lego Batman Many, but now we are from the perspective of God, and we are not like Superman and Batman, you and Super Queen—er, Super Queen? Sorry, your circle is too messy—that can connect souls.”
Ye Xiao was silent for a moment, then said cautiously: "I may be in the wrong posture for time travel."
"Sometimes there are indeed such troubles." Deadpool walked over and patted him on the shoulder familiarly, then pouted his buttocks and looked for the coffee machine from the cabinet, "Every day I wake up from bed and feel that the world has become more complicated than yesterday Fuck it, but how to say, compared to Earth-[-], I admit that this place is like heaven. Hell, who wants to dress up as a night owl? Dude, your reincarnation skills are unrivaled."
"So DC really has the role of Night Owl?" This sentence was a little strange to say in the current situation, and Thomas quickly skipped it.He walked to the sofa and looked at the fabric sofa cushions. From the corner of his eye, he saw Deadpool skillfully humming a song and twisting his waist to take the coffee machine under the faucet to rinse, looking very homely, "What I meant just now, in my memory, you It's a character from the Avengers."
Deadpool:"……"
He said: "No, dear, I must say that I am also in the X-Men next door, although I have only been an X-Men for less than half a day-substitute."
Ye Xiao made a simple gesture: "So the red and black one in the movie..."
"I guess you must know that I'm not Spider-Man, right! Spider-Man can't be like this, just like you can't be Batman! Come on owl, stop guessing my identity with your poor comic reserves . Let me introduce myself as Deadpool, a mercenary, not a superhero, and I ran away when I saw a bat. Even if you haven’t seen my personal movie, you should at least have heard of my name.”
Deadpool roughly pushed a cup of coffee in front of Ye Xiao: "If you don't want to take off your mask, you don't have to explain it to me, DC, I understand."
Ye Xiao: "...I seem to have seen your personal movie."
Deadpool glared at him.
"you have not."
"I have."
"Time is a killer," Deadpool murmured. "How many moviegoers don't even recognize Ryan Reynolds? But I'm not him anyway, and I haven't played Green Lantern*."
He dragged over and sat down on the chair opposite Ye Xiao, took a sip of hot coffee, and sighed comfortably on the back of the chair.
"For the sake of my rare appearance." Deadpool asked, crossing his legs, "What trouble did you encounter?"
Ye Xiao expressed his doubts in good time with simple body language.
"Don't play dumb, your sweet little brother is chasing after your ass for an exciting night, but he doesn't know who you are yet, does he?"
"..."
"Dude." Deadpool said in a heart-to-heart tone, "People have to look forward, you just lost a Batman, do you know how many Batmen there are in the parallel universe? From this perspective, you are just like the one in the alley. Not as awesome as the dead Waynes! Ever hear that shit, 'something goes into the alley with six legs and comes out with two legs?' Sorry I forgot there were four of you in the family, this joke doesn't apply. "
"By the way I'm sorry if anyone takes offense, really, it's just a really bad joke. Just in case, I have a lot of respect for Batman, but who the fuck is Bruce Wayne?*"
"..."
This time, Ye Xiao's speechlessness could be seen without body language.
After a while, he took off his owl helmet, took a sip of coffee under Deadpool's surprised eyes, and commented: "It tastes good."
"You are so undemanding, I like it, master."
The black-haired and blue-eyed young man restrained his expression and said back to the topic just now: "I just need time to adapt."
"I thought the same when the girl I loved the most left, and then she told me she would wait for me in heaven."
Thomas sneered: "No one will wait for me in that kind of place."
"You're so negative—"
"And I'm talking about adapting to this universe with the X-Men."
Deadpool choked on his coffee and coughed violently: "Ahem! That's right, it's not easy to dress up as a comic book character, buddy."
"It's okay." Ye Xiao was a little distracted, "I haven't seen it, it's a real world to me."
"Because the author obviously doesn't want you to know the development of the plot, Thomas...can I call you Thomas? And the readers like it." Deadpool sipped his coffee more cautiously this time, taking small sips like a well-educated The ancient British lady, "If I were to classify the time travel, reversing the universe must be difficult in hell, early death and early rebirth. American comics are generally not very good. I don't recommend you to reincarnate as a mutant for the sake of strength. Ordinary people are fine. mean, huh?"
"I don't have superpowers."
"You have money, you Wayne family has it, shut up, otherwise how can a fan fiction that becomes a bat cub go around the world? Heh, human beings. To be honest, I have imagined it too, you know I introduce myself to people When I say 'IamBatman', it feels so good."
Ye Xiao suspected that this was the reason why he started running away when he saw Batman.
Zhenglian consultants were killed.
"The Wayne family is rich, but the Wayne family can even produce bad memes."
Deadpool never expected that the Earth III is so cruel that he can tell his own bad jokes, he twitched the corners of his mouth and started the pitiful meeting: "You mentioned the alley, so where do I start? The death knell of the brother who came out at random, or my broken family like cracker crumbs run over by a steamroller, or the ups and downs of life? I bet the writer or writer wants any of us to get the he ending. Two catties of hair, and finally became the British royal family."
"……Feel sorry."
"Don't apologize, I just want to know when you and Batman will be able to talk your heart out. Come and expand the ellipsis like me, nocturnal creature."
Ye Xiao pretended not to hear, and absent-mindedly followed the topic he just said: "So, time travel to become a superhero?"
Deadpool showed a disgusted expression: "Is that the kind of American brawny guy with big chest muscles? Superman is pretty good, and Kryptonians are just like cheating. If you don't mind changing genders, Wonder Woman is also good. Other superheroes are more or less They all have a tragic past. Captain America, Black Widow, Spiderman, Batman... Of course, super villains are also, and this is popular now. For example, when the screenwriter of my personal movie must write Vanessa to death, I use fucking chocolate fuck him-"
"Stop, stop, stop." In order to prevent the useless swear words from increasing again, Ye Xiao had to raise his hand to stop him, "You're spoiling me."
"It seems that you haven't watched the second part, and you have no chance to go back and watch it anyway."
Their eyes widened, and there was silence for a while.
Deadpool slapped himself lightly: "Smile, just pretend I didn't say it?"
"I really have no chance." Ye Xiao said slowly, "In my country, the second part of Deadpool has not passed the trial."
This time Deadpool laughed: "You don't remember the plot but remember this thing?"
"Pain is deeper than pleasure."
"Truth, every time I break into five pieces and put myself back together, I also feel that the bitter taste of the purple cabbage in the vegetable salad last night is still lingering in my mouth for a long time."
He drank the coffee and said in a light and light tone as if he was high: "But it's not bad that you only watched the first movie. There is a line that says that I was the one who put on this uniform. It’s when I’m not quite used to life changes.” He stroked his chin and said slowly, “‘Before I put on this mask, I don’t have many reliable memories, everything was taken from me*’.”
He winked at Ye Xiao, who looked at him silently.
"Then I found out that I was wrong. Life is like gold digging in shit. When you desperately think that you fall into the dung pit with no hope, you will find that the dung at hand is mixed with a little bit of golden, sticky, don't know. Is it the precious metal that fell from the thieves' treasury..."
"Stop for a while."
"You can fight this."
deadpool said,
"I repeat that the reverse universe sucks. But whether it is DC or Marvel, whether it is a movie or a comic, there are still some parts worth watching. Including your brother, Batman of Fortune Code, I love him, who can Don't you love Batman? You're already close to the water, brother, drink a glass of Baileys, and then go to say 'I love you' affectionately to him, this is simply a godsend opportunity to promote brotherhood..."
"Stop, stop, I can't help but want to draw my gun."
"Really?" Deadpool pushed back Ye Xiao's hand stretched to his waist, and quickly diverted the other party's attention, "If you are not interested in Zhenglian, why don't you consider Avengers?"
Ye Xiao really fell into a daze: "...what the hell?"
"The Avengers, that's the place where Spider-Man is. You heard that right Mr. Owl." Deadpool bent down and made an inviting gesture: "You must still ask what is the United Kingdom and the United States. In short, it is Let the author work hard to fuse brain cells to set up a magical world view that was written in the last few scribbles. Welcome to the universe where there are both Avengers, Zhenglian and X-Men of course! If you want to go to New York to send Avengers Resume, TADA~ Look what this is, I happen to have a task in my hand!"
The author has something to say:
*Note 1: Deadpool can break the fourth wall.
*Note 2: Ryan Reynolds is the star of Deadpool, and also played Green Lantern in the Green Lantern movie (but we all know the Green Lantern movie...)
*Note 3: "Who the fuck is Bruce Wayne" is still a green light.
*Note 4: "I don't have many reliable memories before I put on this mask, everything was taken from me" line from the movie Deadpool.
I haven’t updated it for a long time because I mentioned moving. Anyone who has moved knows that moving is a long-term job. It didn’t come to an end until these two days. I will update more diligently in the future. Whether there is a follow-up depends on whether you are willing to read it or not. I personally think it is quite interesting () Of course, friends who don’t like to read it, don’t worry, the text will definitely be updated first.
感谢在2021-08-2602:56:22~2021-09-0801:22:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 grapefruit and Chenxi;
Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: Ku Xia 4; Chen Xi, Mo Wang Yu, one for everyone who did not arrive at the first session, Mr. Mo, Ceres, who did not want to be named, 1 for Ji Yu not crucian carp, and Xiao Xianxiao;
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