Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

Chapter 038

"I'm going to report to school the day after tomorrow." Hu Shiwang slumped on the sofa, covered his face with a pillow, and his voice became muffled.

"You have read this sentence eight hundred times, and there is no end to it!"

The little keyboard expert felt that since he lived with Haswan, he was getting closer and closer to the Roaring Emperor. There was not a day when he was not roaring, and he almost forgot how he used to speak.

"I can't take it anymore! We have to do military training for half a month! Half a month!"

The little keyboard expert: "..."

"Besides, I just entered the school without internet. How can I contact you? I can't take it anymore!" Hushiwang sat up, ran to the little keyboard expert who was squeezed into the corner, and squatted down, "If I don't Game, will you ignore me?"

"Crazy." The little keyboard expert muttered in a low voice, and patted Haswan's face aside.

"Stop reading, stop reading." Haswan sat down on the ground shamelessly and began to howl.

"Crazy you!" The little keyboard expert yelled, "I won't ignore you, what kind of rogue are you!"

"Then I call you every day?"

As soon as he heard the answer he wanted to hear, Huswang reverted to his old ways, wagging his tail and smiled at the little keyboard expert, with treachery written all over his face, which made the keyboard operator dumbfounded.

"OK?"

"Not good." The little keyboard expert refused without even thinking about it.

"Don't do this! Why can't you even make a phone call?"

"Have a good military training, what's the phone call?"

"It's okay to send text messages, right? You can't even do this. At worst, you don't reply to me, or I will suffocate to death!" Hushiwang is going crazy, thinking of not talking to the keyboard boy for ten days and a half months. Expert contact, the whole person is a bit bad.

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

"I'll make curry rice for you, let me text."

The little keyboard expert glanced at Hushiwang, his eyes were unpredictable. Hushiwang and the keyboard little expert looked at each other for a moment, then reluctantly got up from the ground, and sat back on the sofa obediently.

"Can I not move out?"

"You still want to hang around here to death?" the little keyboard expert shouted again.

"I'll come over after school, it won't affect the class." Thinking of this, Hashiwan immediately revived with blood on the spot, "Yes, I don't have to move out!"

"I don't know whether the movie will affect the course, but I know you have affected me. It is agreed to live until the start of school, and it will not work for one more day."

It's okay to play tricks, Hu Shiwang saw the gloomy future, slumped his shoulders and huddled in a corner of the sofa, holding a pillow and looking pitiful.The little keyboard expert glanced at it from the corner of his eye and confirmed his own thoughts. According to Huswan's pissing nature, if he backs down a step, Huswan will definitely gain an inch. Maybe he will stick to it in units of thousands. This kind of ending that I don't like to hear or see at all can be guessed without even thinking about it.

Originally, it was enough for him to live in his own house, and the group of people in the gang teased and teased him every day, which made him very annoying, and he just wanted to get rid of this trouble as soon as possible.

"Then if I move out, do you have to order takeaway every day?"

"Compared to takeaway, I think the food you cook is more lethal. In order to live a few more years, let me go."

Although I really want to refute, but what the little keyboard expert said is not unreasonable, Ha Shiwang choked for a while, and wanted to reply that I am doing a good job now, but I have missed the best time, and now I can only say that I am strong and capable He was stern, so he said in a dry tone: "Can I come over on the weekend? I'll cook you a meal."

"Your meal is not bad." The little keyboard expert paused for a while before saying.

"Then you can't come anymore?"

are you crazy!Why are you wronged?Wasn't it you who was tossed and vomited?What a pity!

The little keyboard expert kept complaining about Huswan, but he didn't reject it outright, and only said ambiguously: "It depends on the situation."

However, Huswan felt that the meaning of looking at the situation was the same as hopelessness, so he stared at the TV unhappily and stopped talking.The little keyboard expert was also irritable. On the one hand, he felt that he should be happy to get rid of this big trouble.

Regardless of whether Hushiwang is happy or not, the school is scheduled. The night before the report, Hushiwang packed up his things, and Hushiwang nestled on the sofa, curled up in a grievance.When the little keyboard expert came out to pour water, he passed behind the sofa, and he immediately straightened his body, twisting his head to follow the little keyboard expert.

"Little expert..."

"Go to bed early and report tomorrow."

"Call up……"

"Besides, I will drive you out tonight." The little keyboard expert said without any threat.

Huswang pursed his mouth and retracted his head. He didn't know whether the little keyboard expert was telling the truth or not. However, it was the last night. He didn't want the little keyboard expert to hate him, so he could only be honest. Close your eyes and go to sleep.

[Guild] Mengmengda: Stupid dog is not online for a while

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Didn't you see his Weibo?School has started, and during military training, this time I was really tanned like a dog

[Guild] Secondary school rules the world: When I went to Chengdu to hand in daily tasks that day, I saw a little superman called a mouse smasher, and I thought it was the trumpet practiced by the military master

[Guild] Qi Dahuo is good: he is a poisonous brother, and I have encountered it a few times

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: You can tell by the name that you are a true fan of the little keyboard expert

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: What's none of my business?

[Guild] Mengmengda: When the stupid dog comes back and sees such a player, he must be jealous

[Guild] Little expert keyboard operator: inexplicable #despise

Although this is what he said, but the little keyboard expert always feels that the person who called the mouse-smashing Superman is not kind. The other party has approached him several times in private. The small keyboard expert is very vigilant, once or twice is fine, but the more keyboard expert also finds it annoying, so he simply blacklisted him.

"What did you eat today?"

"This is the first thing I say on the phone every day. Is there anything new?" The little keyboard expert took off the headset hanging around his neck, and leaned back in the chair in a comfortable position.

"Then what are you doing now?"

"No comment."

"Let's have a good chat. I've been tired from going forward all day." Compared with the comfort of a small keyboard expert, now Hushi Wang is really lying on the bed like a dead dog and doesn't want to move.

I told the keyboard master that it was a goose step, but in fact it was intended for training, but because a student didn't know what he said in front of an officer with a military rank, the company commander in charge of military training was trained, so they were punished They stood together in the sun for an hour in a military posture.

When the instructor said to rest on the spot, Haswan felt that his legs had no feeling at all, and it took him a long time to bend his knees and sit down.

Hushiwang felt a little wronged, but if he vomited bitterness to the little keyboard expert because of such a small matter, the other party would definitely hang up the phone impatiently.

"Military training is of course tiring." The young expert at the keyboard could hear that the other party was really weak when speaking, as if he could fall asleep at any time, and his tone softened.

"Did you take a new order?"

"Ah."

"What is it for?"

"Support JJC and Daming Palace."

"I want to play games." Huswang said, "When I go online, the daily order will expire."

"Ah."

"Little expert?"

"how?"

Huswang pursed his mouth and didn't speak. Both sides became quiet. Hearing the breathing of the little keyboard expert on the other end of the phone, Huswang suddenly felt that he was not very tired today.

"It's okay, I'll just hang up the phone, the Daming Palace is about to start a call."

"Okay, go to bed early."

It was still early for the little keyboard expert to finish the Daming Palace, so he thought about planting a flag in Chengdu, but he was caught by the little superman who smashed the mouse, and the other party asked to form a team. He refused, but the other party was so persistent that he became addicted to the group, as if he insisted on letting a young keyboard expert join the group.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Are you just looking for trouble?

【Team】Smash the mouse Superman: Your original temper is not like this

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Sick

Talking about the little keyboard expert, he quit, and then that person started sending out team formation applications frantically again. The keyboard expert was so annoying that he just went straight to God, and the consequence of his magic was that Jinghai returned to the market to find others on the guild channel up.

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: A little expert, taking orders

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: say

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Daily orders, the boss called the mouse superman

[Guild] Mengmengda: Yo, it’s that poisonous brother

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: no answer

[Guild] Jinghai Return to the Ruins: Designated List

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: no answer

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Why?

[Guild] Did not take medicine: rich, no reason, self-willed#呲牙

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: He knows me

[Guild] Let's have a blast: Don't make trouble, you can tell from the ID that he knows you. How could such a funny name happen to be so similar?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Three Dimensions?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: yes

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Can you guess who it is?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: know

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: Needless to say, I also know, did not take medicine, refused the order

[Guild] Did not take medicine:! ! !

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Boss, what's causing this? !Reject order? !Did the word really come out of your mouth?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: Just go and talk to the boss

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: #I know I know with contempt

It was the first time for Jinghai Guixu to reject a daily order so calmly and resolutely. Although the income compared to JJC’s daily order is a little less, it is more or less meaty. There is no need to directly reject it so solemnly, this is not the end, the next sentence that Jinghai Guixu said is shocking.

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: In the future, this person's order will not be accepted, and he will be blocked directly

[Guild] Mengmengda: I'm sorry, I don't understand the cause of this incident and how it led to such a result

[Guild] That Pillar of Optimus: It’s the first time in my life that I saw a customer who was blocked before accepting an order, and it’s quite amazing

【Guild】Monkey invites funny comparison: Drunk drunk

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: After finishing speaking, the boss seemed to realize the result, so he didn't say anything

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Everyone blacklist [Smashing Mouse Superman], don’t let me know that some of you have contacts with him in private

[Guild] Mengmengda: If I can barely understand the refusal, I really can’t understand this one

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: That customer said just now that he doesn't need to block him, he won't place another order, he just wants to say a few words to the little expert

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Let him roll as far as he can

[Guild] Did not take medicine: After giving feedback on the spirit of the boss, the customer said "I'm divorced", I don't understand it very well, can someone translate it for me?

[Guild] Mengmengda: ... I'm sorry, I don't have enough brains, I'll go digest it

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Talk to me privately without taking medicine

[Guild] Keyboardist: No need, let's talk directly to the guild

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Are you sure?

[Guild] Did not take medicine: If I really retell the truth, can I still see the sun tomorrow morning?

【Guild】Secondary two rules the world: am I going to be involved in some kind of August [-]th?

[Guild] Let’s have a blast: This is no longer in the category of [-], I’m going to drink some quick-acting heart-relief pills

[Guild] Did not take medicine: "Give me a chance"

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Damn, it’s shameless

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: ... this faint feeling of lying on the gun

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: What else did you say, finish it all at once

[Guild] Did not take medicine: "I know you won't be able to accept me for a while, but I will prove to you that I love you"

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: Boss, why don’t you go to my Wangwang, I really don’t want to be killed and quit because of the rotten memes like “you know too much” #cry

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I will solve it, it's hard work

[Secret chat] You quietly said to the mouse smashing Superman: Take more medicine if you have nothing to do, don’t always think that you are really Superman if you name yourself Superman, even Superman can’t ignore others’ wishes and impose your own selfish desires On others, as I said, the past is over, and I am disgusted by being reminded of the past with me. In addition, stop harassing the people around me

[Secret chat] The little superman who smashed the mouse quietly said to you: Jin Heng, in your eyes, is this the kind of person I am?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to the little superman who smashed the mouse: Sorry, in my eyes, you are not human at all

After saying this, the little keyboard expert once again removed the other party from the blacklist and gave him a fresh world.

There are mandatory regulations on Jinghai Returning to the Ruins above, and there are small experts who operate the keyboard to suppress it. This matter has become a thorn in the hearts of gang members who let the professionals come to work. , and have no guts.

Such a delicate atmosphere lasted until Huswang got rid of the military training, the little goblin returned to Jiansan, and had a person who could attract most of the firepower of the little keyboard master, so that the professional gang members had reason to believe that they could Take this to understand the six elements of the whole thing, and get out of this war without gunpowder smoke.

[No medicine] Invite you to form a team

It was the first time that Huswan saw that he had not taken the medicine to invite him to form a team. In view of her relationship with the little keyboard expert, and then contacting the little keyboard expert to protect his shortcomings, she accepted without even hesitation.

[Team] Didn't take medicine: Xiao Wang Wang, are you back from military training?

[Team] Haswan: That's right, what's the matter with you?

Huswang originally thought that a person who hadn't taken medicine had any information to share with him, but he didn't expect that once he joined the team, he would be there without taking medicine, being cute, having a hard time, and being proud of me!Such a luxurious lineup simply scared Hushiwang to pee!He received such a warm welcome as soon as he came online, ho!That!Place!fortunate!

[Team] Did not take medicine: We are looking for you this time, mainly to report a situation to you

[Team] Haswan: What's going on?

[Team] Huswang: Is the little expert looking for love? !

[Team] Did not take medicine: ... no

【Team】Meng Meng Da: The Emperor of Brain Supplement#Contempt

[Team] Did not take medicine: But it may be more serious than this. According to the information we have now, this person has a lot of background. He has a relationship with the little expert, knows everything about him, and has a serious impact on the safety of the little expert. a certain threat

Huswang saw it, this is not good, why does it involve safety issues!He lived with the little keyboard expert for half a month and hadn't seen him go out, let alone offend anyone. Even if he offended someone, he couldn't be chased into this game, right?But for a power leveler like a small expert who kills in the wild under the guise of a boss, the chances of forging grievances and enmities in the game are so small that it is outrageously small. Isn't it more inexplicable to bring these grievances and hatreds into reality?Therefore, even if Huswan mobilized his Formosa power, he couldn't figure out what was going on.

[Team] Haswan: Tell me what happened

Then the poisonous brother appeared without taking medicine, he persistently pursued the little keyboard expert, his ID and the few words he said in Wangwang that made Jinghai Guixu so angry that he burst into foul language. I thought that a quick-tempered person like Hushiwang would definitely jump his feet, and rushed to the little keyboard expert to ask the other party what happened, but Hushiwang only said three sentences.

The first sentence: I know.

Second sentence: don't worry.

The third sentence: I will solve it.

Then he was so cool that he retired from the team.

[Team] Didn't take medicine: So what did he know?

[Team] Meng Meng Da: There is a subtle feeling that a stupid dog has matured

[Team] I am proud of myself: there is always an unknown premonition lingering in my heart

[Team] Take a shot: I just want to know how he will solve it

[Team] Didn't take medicine: ... If his previous solution, I think, I'd better not know

[Team] Adorable: A scumbag vs. a loyal dog. Thinking about it, I’m a little bit looking forward to it#沙水