msmithbooks Chapter 32
Chapter 32
However, it is not every day that Yan Suifeng can indulge in the "Criminal Law" he copied by hand!
Ren Chiyang checked the optimal frequency, and began to strictly control it for sustainable development.
However, there are too many anniversaries under the guidance of junior sister Lin Mengyan.
The first meeting provided by Yan Suifeng Qingqing, the anniversary of eating fried chicken together for the first time, and Ren Chiyang's memories of the first time he joined the film crew, first kiss, first time... and festivals every month!
In April, before the movie was released, it was the Ching Ming Festival, and Yan Suifeng calmed down a bit.
Taking advantage of the vacation, Ren Chiyang and Yan Suifeng looked at the house together.
Although both of them were more cautious when going out, the sales lady seemed to see something with her glances from side to side and her frequent smiles!
Fortunately, the sales lady's professional attitude and confidentiality work are very professional, and she recommended many good properties.
In the end, Ren Chiyang and Yan Suifeng decided on two adjacent courtyards. Inside Gaoqiang, there are mountains, lakes, and pavilions where you can potted plants, grow vegetables, and raise fish. There is also a kung fu hall for practicing martial arts. The scenery is beautiful.
In this way, even if they are photographed going in and out together, it can be explained that they are neighbors!
The two also found a reliable decoration engineering team to open up the middle and enjoy the secret marriage fun of sneaking and coming and going!
Indulging in decorating the home of the two, soon came the May Day schedule, and "Assassins" was released.
Time to work again!
In addition to attending premieres and road shows, Yan Suifeng also took Ren Chiyang, who rarely appeared in variety shows, to his previous resident variety shows to promote the movie.
Ren Chiyang was somewhat uneasy about this:
"In the past few years, I mainly filmed movies, and only filmed movies. I seldom appeared in variety shows. I'm afraid I didn't have much sense of variety shows, and it was difficult to have program effects."
Yan Suifeng smiled: "The movie is on the air now, there are so many fans who like our cp, we stand together to make the show effect!"
"Anyway, it's good to act in your true colors. If you don't know how to do it, just listen to me. With me here, Teacher Ren can rest assured!"
Ren Chiyang nodded hesitantly.
This variety show is mainly to discover unknown scenic spots, and then eat, drink and have fun!
It is a relatively happy travel variety show. Ren Chiyang can rest assured that with the reward, it is not bad to travel at public expense.
Facts have proved that Ren Chiyang was too naive!
As soon as they arrived at the location, Ren Chiyang and Yan Suifeng temporarily separated according to the request of the program group.
The program team came to take away Ren Chiyang's cell phone and cash, and told him:
"Today's guest's main task is to rely on their own hard work. Only by winning the game can they get vouchers and spend food and accommodation in the attractions!"
"Please change your clothes now, and close your eyes after changing your clothes. You will go to a secret room, and you need to rely on intelligence to escape successfully, and find out your real teammates, expose the undercover aliens, and prevent them from being controlled by aliens!"
Ren Chiyang: "??"
Confused, Ren Chiyang changed into a dark blue robe from the Republic of China, and was sent to a locked guesthouse in the ancient city.
The room is antique and fragrant, with carved beams, golden lacquered wooden cabinets, and inside the red gauze bed, there is actually a figure, shadowy.
Looking at the lying figure, it looks like a little pervert.
Ren Chiyang lifted the red gauze with the fan handle, and the cameraman followed and patted the person on the bed.I saw Yan Suifeng lying on the bed wearing a bright red wedding dress, the wedding dress was complicated and luxurious, Yan Suifeng's delicate eyebrows and eyes were frowned, and his lips turned blue.
Ren Chiyang didn't care about filming a variety show, so he quickly helped him up and asked, "What's wrong? I'll take you to the hospital!"
As he said that, Ren Chiyang put on his horse and was about to carry Yan Suifeng on his back.
Only then did Yan Suifeng open his eyes, and said with a smile, "The program team is doing something wrong, they insist on me wearing a wedding dress!"
Then he coughed lightly and made a soft voice: "Thank you, sir~ My family was just poisoned by a gangster and locked up here. After an hour, the poison will mutate! You have to go out first and find the gangster before you can do it for me." Detoxify the servants!"
"Please, sir!"
Ren Chiyang touched his ears, and asked bluntly, "Can you be normal?"
Yan Suifeng: "..."
Yan Suifeng covered his face with his sleeves, his shoulders trembling.
Ren Chiyang stretched out his hand, wiped the blue color from Yan Suifeng's lips, and wiped the blue color from his fingers.
Yan Suifeng laughed loudly: "You are poisoned too! You will be poisoned if you touch this thing!"
"You only have one hour to find the antidote."
Ren Chiyang: "...Okay, then let's go out and find that villain."
After speaking, Ren Chiyang walked to the door, looked at the locked door lock, and said loudly: "Director, can the door be removed?"
The director who is watching the program monitoring: "???"
Before the director sent a message, Ren Chiyang went to the window and observed it.
Wooden windows are easier to remove than doors with metal latches.
Ren Chiyang easily lifted the glazed window, placed it by the wall, and looked down.
On the second floor, downstairs is the clear river around the city, with beautiful scenery.
Ren Chiyang turned his head and said: "If you are poisoned, you should lie down first. What does that villain look like? I will catch you and bring you back."
Yan Suifeng who just found the clue to open the door under the bed: "..."
Yan Suifeng quickly came over with the copper turntable combination lock, and said nervously: "Mr. Ren, it's dangerous to jump out of the window! Let's solve this first."
Ren Chiyang said: "I just asked the director, but the director didn't reply and I said that the door cannot be opened."
Yan Suifeng: "Eh?"
The director who just saw Ren Chiyang tear down the window thinking that the door would save him: "..."
Escape room is not the way to play big guys! !
The program team quickly updated the new rules, saying that there are alien party feathers patrolling outside the door, and the party feathers carry lipstick poison, which will mutate when touched!
Let people who try to break out of the door think twice!
Ren Chiyang would not think twice.
The door is also locked with a copper turntable combination lock, with five rounds and four turns, a total of 20 Chinese characters. It will take a while to unlock the lock if the combination is successful.
Such an antique door lock and door, Ren Chiyang was not easy to remove, so he had to turn back to the window, which was easy to remove, and said to Yan Suifeng:
"You're in charge of unlocking it, and I'm in charge of catching people. Next to it is the window in the corridor, so it's easy to get in."
As he said that, Ren Chiyang stepped on the window lattice, put the prop fan on his belt, stretched out his five fingers, grabbed the gap in the brick wall, and stepped on the wall.
Yan Suifeng leaned out quickly, only to see Ren Chiyang's body was as light as a swallow, his slender body had easily jumped into the corridor on the second floor, and the hem of his robe was chic.
Only then did Yan Suifeng feel relieved, and pursed his lips into a smile.
This guy, as promised, has no sense of variety.
the other side.
In the corridor, Ren Chiyang met the alien henchmen specially arranged by the program group!
This partisan is a heavy-weight comedian, holding a green lipstick and walking towards Ren Chiyang with a wicked smile.
When Ren Chiyang saw him, he was also shocked: "I'm here to arrest you, but you're not afraid of me?"
The party feather sneered: "Heh, you're just a martial arts actor who specializes in making movies, and you're not an actual fighter. Look at me again!"
With a full tonnage, he gestured to look at his stomach, then straightened his stomach, and said very proudly: "Am I afraid of you?"
Ren Chiyang was very surprised and very happy, and said with a smile: "Oh? You are actually a real fighter? Please don't hesitate to enlighten me."
While speaking, Ren Chiyang lifted his robe, but he hadn't made up his posture——
The alien gangsters changed hands and ran away: "I choose to admit defeat directly!"
Ren Chiyang: "..."
With a stride of Ren Chiyang's long legs, he was easily caught. While the comedian was crying and mourning, he dragged him back, and by the way opened the door of the secret room from the outside.Then put the person on the chair and asked him: "Where is the antidote."
The alien party member laughed again: "I don't have an antidote, but if you touch me, you've already been poisoned!"
Ren Chiyang spread out his palms.
On the pulp of the index finger is the bruise that just wiped Yan Suifeng's lips.
Yan Suifeng laughed and said, "He touched me just now, and he was poisoned long ago."
Ren Chiyang looked down speculatively: "You don't have the antidote, right? Then it's useless."
With that said, Ren Chiyang was about to throw him out of the window!
The gangster had no choice but to hand over the clues to the antidote crying, and Ren Chiyang let him go, tied him to the red gauze bed, and made him face the wall and think about his mistakes.
Yan Suifeng stared blankly: "Mr. Ren, you were very tortured just now."
Ren Chiyang: "There is no punishment for variety shows, but treating enemies is as cold as winter."
Fatty shuddered when the party feather heard it.
Then, Ren Chiyang and Yan Suifeng went out to find clues, tied the NPC party members who were obviously holding green lipstick back to the secret room, and went to the well to fetch water, and went to the ancient kitchen to burn the "antidote", which was the fastest to complete the antidote group!
And the other groups also basically won, because the party feather NPCs were all captured by Ren Chiyang...
Ren Chiyang can easily find out if the undercover agent among the aliens wants to put lipstick on others!
Seeing this, the director of the program team covered his face in pain: "This is the worst session that the secret room has caused me. How can I make up the time when I come out so soon!"
The director was very sad, so he had to temporarily add scenes to the guests and ask them to challenge the booth game!
Throwing pots, archery, rings, horseback riding... It was originally planned for the next episode of the program!
There is no way now!
Oh no.
The director looked at Ren Chiyang and Yan Suifeng, his eyes lit up!
He temporarily found a lottery box, wrote down the clothing characteristics of half of the guests, and asked the other half of the guests to draw a lottery.If you draw the characteristics, you will be matched successfully. You have to temporarily act as a couple for a day and visit the ancient city!
There is also a points competition between young couples. The group with more points can eat a big meal and live well, and the group with less points will be downgraded!
Ren Chiyang was arranged to draw a lottery.
He—he got the comedian who was just heavy tonnage.
And Yan Suifeng was paired with another thin male guest.
The comedian smiled innocently, his fat body trembling nervously: "Hello, boyfriend."
The director came out and shouted: "Yes, you did a great job! Actors must be more professional!"
Ren Chiyang: "..."
Ren Chiyang said with difficulty: "Hello."
Over there, Yan Suifeng stared at him sadly.
The thin male guest paired with him said nervously:
"You are sad too, right? I also want to be in the same group as Teacher Ren!"
"Although his partner is not very good, he will definitely get a lot of points!"
Yan Suifeng stared at it, and said proudly: "Of course, Teacher Ren is the one who hangs (silencing) the most!"
Under the forced arrangement of the director, the four "couples" started to play games from the gates of the southeast, northwest, respectively, and could not stay together!
The director was very happy to have succeeded in doing Ren Chiyang's matter!
But Ren Chiyang's game was too fast to score full marks.
Riding horses galloping in the city, rowing boats, throwing pots, archery, and hooping... It seems that they are tailor-made for Ren Chiyang. When riding a horse, he is heroic, and the movements of getting on and off the horse are chic and neat.On the way, Ren Chiyang even lifted Yan Suifeng up with one hand, slipped it in his arms, and then carried Yan Suifeng down.
Yan Suifeng was happy and surprised: "Huh?"
Ren Chiyang: "He is too fat to be carried by a horse. The game requires two people to complete the task with full marks, so I broke up with him."
Yan Suifeng said bluntly: "Then I will break up with him too, Mr. Ren is so handsome riding a horse!"
Ren Chiyang looked at him with a smile.
In the ancient city, the river was gurgling, and the horses were grazing nearby. The director of the program team took a deep breath, and felt a little uncomfortable.
Good guy, couples who are forced to arrange can still break up!
The director swears not to be a slave! (no)
The program team struggled a bit, notified the fat and skinny actors who had been abandoned, told them that they had been unilaterally broken up, and asked them about their plans for revenge.
Pangpang simply said: "Laughing to death, I can't fight at all, Teacher Ren, do you dare to fight! I choose not to take revenge."
As for the skinny male actor, the program team said they could arrange a martial arts competition!
The skinny male actor pondered for a while, and said joyfully, "That's a good idea! May I not rob my ex, can I rob my ex as a teacher together?"
Director: "What?"
Skinny actor: "Whoever gets to be a teacher, wins!"
That's how the wedding ring started, the other two couples came to watch the fun, and they were very excited about the possibility of breaking up, so they broke up immediately and joined the team of wedding snatchers (Ren Chiyang)!
Except fat.
The director regretfully (joyfully) told him that because he had already divorced Ren Chiyang and did not dare to take revenge, he could not join the queue for robbing the bride!
Chubby bit his lip, showing a sad expression...
The competition arena for the other six has begun!
Ren Chiyang: "...What kind of messed up drama."
It was said to be a martial arts contest, but the director didn't let the guests actually fight, and changed the martial arts competition into a dance competition.Let every guest have the opportunity to show their talent!
Although the skinny actor looked skinny, he was good at martial arts. He chose a long stick from the weapon rack, and the long stick was on the ground. When he put his toes on the long stick, the stick bounced instantly and landed in his hand !
The skinny male actor began to perform with sticks, Ren Chiyang admired it very much and clapped his hands!
On the other side, Yan Suifeng looked over quietly.
The director didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he asked Ren Chiyang specifically: "Mr. Ren, do you see how brave he is, do you want to break up again, how does it feel to be with him?"
"Of course not," Yan Suifeng moved his footsteps lightly, floated over, and said faintly before Ren Chiyang: "I haven't performed yet."
Just as Ren Chiyang said "That's right", his waist was brushed, and when he looked down, Yan Suifeng had taken away the folding fan in his belt.
I saw Yan Suifengfei on the stage, the red wedding dress skirt was elegant, the folding fan covered his face and moved away, revealing a beautiful and delicate face.He stared at Ren Chiyang the whole time while fan dancing, whirling, turning the fan, and even lowering his waist, Yan Suifeng's eyes were fixed on him, not afraid of what people would see after the show was broadcast.
Ren Chiyang's eyes were the same.
But at the end of the drum beat, Yan Suifeng turned over and fell, falling down the stage.Ren Chiyang quickly caught the man, and the complicated wedding gown drew a beautiful arc in the air. After he settled down, Ren Chiyang smiled at Shang Yan Suifeng's conspiracy.
Ren Chiyang laughed: "You..."
Yan Suifeng jumped out of his arms, and said with a smile: "For Liying, I worked hard to do this! Teacher Ren must take me to Liying!"
Ren Chiyang: "Okay."
The other guests teamed up together, and they couldn't help but praise at this time: "Good guy, you really worked hard!"
People fall directly backwards, or fall from the stage to the stage, what if Teacher Ren doesn't catch it!I'm afraid even thinking about it!
Yan Suifeng did this suddenly just now, scaring the other guests, director, and program staff into a cold sweat!
Fortunately, Ren Chiyang caught it!
Ren Chiyang and Yan Suifeng succeeded in holding hands and formed a new "couple". In this way, Ren Chiyang became more motivated to score points in throwing pots and archery, easily won No.1, and took Yan Suifeng to eat the best meal.
In the restaurant, the heartbroken director popped up and proposed:
"Well, the breakup fee is for the ex!"
"The points you each got before you broke up are the marital property! If you use the marital property to pay for the big meal, they will also share part of the big meal!"
Ren Chiyang spread his hands and said: "He weighs several tons and cannot mount a horse. I didn't take him to collect points."
Yan Suifeng also said: "I was still studying how to shoot arrows, but I didn't get any points."
The couple who were separated from each other pitifully leaned on the door frame, watching Ren Chiyang and Yan Suifeng eat local fine and famous dishes.
And they can only eat corn bread!
While eating, Yan Suifeng stopped his chopsticks, and suddenly asked worriedly:
"Mr. Ren, if I get fat, will you break up with me?"
Ren Chiyang was stunned for a moment, and was about to say no, but remembered that this was a variety show.
He said: "Don't think too much, you are also my junior brother if you are fat."
Outside, the skinny actor who was eating steamed buns suddenly said, "Mr. Ren, remember to choose me after you break up!"
Yan Suifeng: "?!"
The thin actor smiled slightly, showing his white teeth: "I will treat you as my junior."
Before "The Assassin" was released, this variety show aired quickly, which continued the decline in the box office of "Assassin" due to its one-month airing.
The movie fans who watched the variety show couldn't be more satisfied.
[Call the God of Mengmeng!Teacher Ren lifted the red gauze curtain of Xiaofeng's bride! ! 】
[Teacher Ren is so nervous, Xiaofeng!I want to carry someone to the hospital immediately!It's really good. 】
[Holy shit, their movements of touching their lips are so natural! !Ren Chiyang touched it so naturally!Xiaofeng didn't look surprised either!There is no shortage of touches at a glance! 】
[NPC: I'm afraid, I'm afraid, Mr. Ren, don't come here! 】
[Little Pangpang died laughing, it's okay to run away, but I dare not take revenge after breaking up! 】
[Ah, ah, ah, ride together! !Good meeting Mr. Ren! ! 】
[Arranged couples break up directly!This is what couples in the new century should do!Well done Brother Assassin Qin! 】
[Hahahaha I haven't seen the director cry for a long time, happy. 】
[Teacher Ren is so handsome on horseback and archery! !There is light in Xiaofeng's eyes! ! cp is real! ! 】
【Scared me!Did Xiaofeng know that Teacher Ren was staring at him all the time, so he suddenly fell off the stage so reassuringly? 】
[Pour it into Teacher Ren's arms!Wow ah ah ah ah! ! 】
[It's a pity that Teacher Ren's face control is really hammered!If you are fat, you don't want others, and you have to treat Xiaofeng as a junior!It's too scumbag. 】
[Ren Chiyang: Otherwise. 】
[After the show ended, Mr. Ren actually installed the removed windows back, laughing to death. 】
[Why didn't Teacher Ren open the door?Ren Chiyang: If the lock is removed, I will not install it! 】
At the same time, Wu Ruijin also became popular.
CP fans comforted him, although the acting was not good and the actual box office performance was only more than 1 million, but.
Those who support Yanyang CP are good sisters!
The CP fan also called him, a good sister, to come and watch the new variety show, and the official candy for the CP snatching kisses from each other!
Wu Ruijin:?
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