Chapter 52 God Descends, You Lose, I Will Eat One Little Rabbit
Chapter 52 God Descends, You Lose, I Will Eat One Little Rabbit
The Harvest Carnival is a grand event for Planet Bounce!
About three or four times a year.
There is no way, after all, there are many fields on Bengbeng Planet, the output is large, and the harvest is always bumper. The little rabbits are very happy.
The bunnies are a race that will immediately show when they are in a good mood, so if other planets hold a harvest carnival once a year, they will double it!
It made the Goddess of Agriculture, who was tending flowers and plants in the central temple, feel strange, oh, oh, why are there so many small rabbits celebrating and praying together?
Every time I can receive a large number of faith and thanks.
Then give them more blessings.
Such a virtuous cycle.
At the Harvest Carnival celebration, Shifa meets the most rabbits he has ever seen in his life.
The central square is full of various snack ranges, as well as booths showing off their huge crops, and of course there are knives.
Because of the sudden blessing of the gods, Xiao Dao's giant carrot makes other bunnies envy and worship.
The eight little rabbits held mini speakers on their booth and introduced them very forcefully.
"Yes! It's Fa Shen Jiu who helped! Very powerful God Jiu! Although he is not famous!"
The big rabbits really haven't heard of any Dharma gods, they just think that the little rabbits don't understand why, and they are talking about some bunnies that adults can't understand.
Other rabbits asked Randy and Julie what kind of special fertilizer they used, or did they pray to the Goddess of Agriculture every morning, noon and night and supper every day—carrots?
BY Yu Yan
Randy and Julie were also at a loss, and the little bunnies said with certainty that it was Fashen who made their carrots so big.
"It's Fashen Jiu~"
The little bunnies continued to explain vigorously, jumping up like little pinballs.
Xiaodao and Shifa looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly there was a loud string sound in the central square.
A few elderly rabbits are sitting in the center, stretching out their paws to tune the sanxian, zither, and other musical instruments.
After the adjustment is completed, the usual joyful harvest carnival music will be played.
There are no names for these songs, but the rabbits have heard them since they were young, and they started to dance hahahaha when they heard the music.
There are also many other races and alien visitors who live on the bouncing planet participating in the carnival, and they also join this joyful ocean of bunnies.
Like spinning shining stars, like colorful streamers suddenly falling from the sky, like a lot of dreamy bubbles blown out by children, everything is beautiful and can make people smile from the bottom of their hearts.
Shifa walked through the crowd with a knife in his hand, and would be held by other players who were playing the game and walked around in circles together.
Yes, happy dancing is so easy, jumping around in circles and finally "Yahhoo".
"I've never seen such excitement before."
Shifa and Xiaodao finally squeezed out of the crowd with difficulty and merged into the crowd.
"Are you happy?" Xiaodao looked up at Shifa.
The boy's eyes were as sweet and soft as round amber candy, Shifa couldn't help but lowered his head and kissed Knife's eyes.
"Well, happy."
After Shifa finished the kiss, he then began to admire the blush on Knife's face.
But I don't know if it was because he was in his hometown, and Xiaodao became more courageous. Looking at the god under the bright lights, he raised his head and kissed him as if being tempted by a sea monster.
Shifa opened his eyes slightly, as if a little surprised, but then held the knife on the back of his head with one hand, and took the small amber jelly candy into his mouth.
The candy was originally melted and tasted with the high heat of the tip of the tongue and mouth, but the gods only wanted to crush him, let the pieces of candy slip through his teeth, melt on the tip of his tongue, and finally be swallowed by him...
"Oh! They're kissing!"
After all, it was in the carnival, although there were couples around who would kiss in a moment of excitement, but no one was as eye-catching as Mr. Shen Shen.
It was only then that Xiaodao escaped from Shifa's kiss that was about to swallow him alive, and pulled Shifa to the food stand behind him with a flushed face.
"Why are you shy? You took the initiative." Shifa was very natural, and didn't think there was anything shy about kissing.
After Shifa pointed out his obsessive behavior just now, Xiaodao tightly clenched his fists to prevent his brain-controlling bag from being blown up by the heat.
Yes, he did it on his own initiative!But he is still shy! > people
Shifa glanced at the food stalls around him. There were everything in the carnival, and it was much more lively than the last time he came.
After hearing the news that the carnival was going to be held, Xiaodao's family also began to be busy, loading goods, driving, and setting up stalls.
Even a billionaire can't let go of tradition!
So they didn't eat dinner, and they rushed to work.
Shifa heard Xiaodao's belly gurgling, and took Xiaodao's hand to find a booth with one seat left.
"Let's eat here," Shifer said.
Xiaodao nodded, then stood still, waiting for Shifa to take his seat.
Shifa glanced around, as if he understood something, and after sitting down calmly, he stretched out his hand towards the knife.
"Sit on my lap."
"No, no, no need! I can just eat a little while standing! I..."
Impatient to hear Xiaodao's refusal with a blushing face, Shifa directly pulled Xiaodao and straddled him.
"Others are crowded like this, it doesn't matter."
Shenming doesn't know heat and cold, and his body doesn't seem to have any temperature, but when Xiaodao sits on Shenming's tight and powerful thigh, he feels like being hugged in a hot dream.
Shifa touched Xiaodao's hair, as if thinking of something, he leaned into Xiaodao's ear and said.
"It doesn't work now, what should I do to get closer in the future?"
Shifa seemed to want to see how red the knife's face would be, so he continued to add more slowly.
"You should know that the gods don't suppress desires. Although I was lonely and busy in the past, and I hated any creatures around me, I ignored those things...but now that I have you, I always have to do it."
"Is this one of the normal processes in love and marriage after a blind date?"
Xiaodao looked at Shenming's dizzyingly beautiful face, he... how could he say "this is not right"!
Yes!Because Lord Shenming didn't know much about worldly affairs before, and after being lonely for a long time, he was busy saving the world again, so he didn't know that these things need to be done step by step!
Little Knife Rabbit felt dizzy that he had more experience as a human being, so he nodded and said.
"I, I have experience! Leave it to me!"
"Oh?" The corner of Shifa's mouth curled into a cold arc, and when he spoke, the seasons around here seemed to turn from summer to winter in an instant, "Where did you get the experience, little rabbit?"
Shifa seemed to be angry without using the Instinct Knife, so he quickly explained.
"No, no, it's not that kind of experience, it's the experience of being a human being!"
"Really? Prove it."
The owner of this couple's set menu has been looking at Shifa and the knife for a long time. He looked at the watch on the claw and wanted to know how long these two idiot couples can take up a seat without getting tired of ordering.
Fortunately, an uninvited guest interrupted their sweetness before the store owner drove them away regardless of professional ethics.
"Brother Chirp~Shifa Chirp~ I'm hungry! Fanfanjiu!"
The eight little bunnies seem to be tired of playing at their own booth, wearing uniform jeans, overalls, and white T-shirt, with mini pacifiers hanging around their necks, holding gifts from roadside stalls, small sunflowers, dandelions, And a little red ribbon.
The bunnies are holding cute and beautiful things, looking up at people with grape-like round eyes, and the rabbit ears are swaying in the wind, which makes people want to take a sip.
But for Shifa, he only saw the knife jump up from his leg like a spring, and stood aside.
"No, no, no, you can't let your younger siblings fail to learn well!" Xiaodao said in Shifa's ear.
Shifa frowned slightly, watching the little rabbits hand over most of the small gifts they got to the knife, leaving a little bit of debris in his hands.
This is no longer explained by differential treatment. Shifa thinks that they are here to disturb the couple.
The god resisted the urge to prevent him from sending the bunnies together to travel to other planets.
Knowing that his brothers and sisters were hungry, Xiaodao quickly turned on the light screen on the table to order.
Fortunately, the guests at the same table had already eaten and left, Xiaodao had a seat, and the bunnies sat directly on the table.
"Mom and Dad are too busy, aren't they?" Xiaodao quickly slid through the menu.
"Yeah! If you're hungry, come to Brother Jiu~" The little bunnies stretched out their paws and tried to point to the food they wanted to eat.
Rabbits always have their own special way to find their relatives.
Sometimes the big rabbits feel... um, are they a little too clingy?
After a while, the table was full of rabbit food.
The little bunnies gnawed on the radish salad. Their habit is to eat vegetarian food first, then eat meat and cheese, and then the staple food.
Xiaodao was busy taking care of his younger siblings, until Shifa stared at him for a long time, Xiaodao raised his head blankly.
"You've been taking care of them."
After Shifa finished speaking, he lowered his head and glanced at the empty dinner plate in front of him.
When he was in the temple before, Xiao Dao would always take care of him first.
No way, Lord Shenming doesn't mean what he thinks, does he?
Xiaodao's face was ==, and he couldn't help but smiled and put a shrimp on Shifa's dinner plate.
"Please eat?"
Shifa ate.
Little Tutu Jiujiu sipped the juice, looked at Shifa eating the shrimp, and tilted his head curiously.
"Shifa Chiu is also a little bunny Chiu? Do you want to feed Chiu?"
Shifa didn't change his face: "It's not a little bunny, but I want to feed it."
The little bunnies found this logic a bit difficult to understand. They didn't understand, but the knife had already stuffed a piece of smoked meat into Shifa's mouth to prevent the god from saying anything unsuitable for children.
"We, we'll talk about it later..." Xiaodao blushed, but thinking that Shifa might leave later and face the primitive god alone, he gradually couldn't laugh.
"You believe me."
Seeming to know what Xiaodao was thinking, Shifa raised his hand and touched Xiaodao's head, emphasizing it with the most understandable words among interstellar beings.
"I'm the only one who can call your parents and father-in-law."
Xiaodao: ...Okay?
Xiaodao managed to calm himself down, and after eating for a while, he still couldn't help asking.
"Then can you take me closer? I'll wait for you there and do nothing."
Xiao Dao didn't believe it himself, if he found out that something happened to Shifa, he would go no matter what happened.
Shifa only bent his lips and smiled, and just as he was about to say "no", he saw a familiar figure from behind in the crowd of people in front of the food stall.
Shifa stood up slowly and calmly, and said to the surprised Knife.
"I have to go."
Shifa stretched out his hand towards the knife: "Is that dagger still with you?"
Xiao Dao nodded, and took out the black dagger that never left his body and handed it to Shifa.
Shifa raised his hand and lightly brushed over the dagger, and the dagger turned white, with new divine characters engraved on it.
"A present for you."
Xiaodao just received a new dagger, but in the blink of an eye, Shifa disappeared in front of Xiaodao.
The little bunnies looked ahead in amazement, and ran to the edge of the table to look down.
Shifa Chiu didn't squat down and hide under the table Chiu!
He is really gone! Chirp!
The little rabbits chirped and yelled and looked back at Xiaodao, who was pale. He pulled the corner of his mouth, picked up the napkin on the table, and wiped the little rabbits' mouths.
"Shifa has to leave first, and will...be back."
Shifa's speed was very fast. When he left the Harvest Carnival, he found the familiar figure by the lake not far away.
"You came quickly."
The opponent brushed his fingers across the lake, and slowly turned around to look at Shifa.
That face was somewhat similar to Shifa's, equally holy and beautiful, but those eyes, which were always pretending to be gentle, now turned into cold golden vertical pupils.
Looking carefully, those eyes seemed to be filled with dense double pupils, like a honeycomb.
"I was supposed to call you by your title, but now...it seems I can't."
Shifa took a step forward, not seeming to care if the former primordial god would suddenly attack.
"Why not? I'm still alive, I'm still standing in front of you, and I will return to the throne, that's enough."
The Primordial God bent his lips and smiled, but looked over Shifa's shoulder in the direction of the Harvest Carnival.
"You are different from the past. No, it should be said that you are still the same."
"Sensitive, soft, and will give everything to the things you like."
"Really nice quality."
Shifa listened to the words of the primitive god, his expression suddenly froze, but the surrounding world turned into darkness before he acted.
"My dear child, it is time for you to repay your favor."
"Give me your flesh and blood and divine power, I promise... I will use it well."
Xiaodao was always restless after Shifa left, and the bell of the food stall behind him rang, which meant that the drinks for their table had arrived.
Xiaodao immediately stood up to pick it up, and the bunnies like to drink some lemonade after meals.
When the knife turned around with the lemonade, everyone in the snack stand disappeared.
The world was silent, only empty tables and chairs and bright lanterns remained.
The flow of people, the lively voices, went to nowhere.
There was suddenly another person in the seat where Xiaodao and the little rabbits were sitting.
The eight little bunnies turned their backs to that person. Although they didn't know what was behind them, they obviously felt that there was something scary.
Than the claws of Papa Jiu when he was angry, than the bad wolf in Ma Jiu's story, than... more terrifying than the sum of all the terrible things Little Tutu has seen in his life.
"pat".
A piece of radish in the paws of a little rabbit fell to the table, and he clutched the pacifier on his chest tightly, looking at Ge Jiu not far away, his grape-like eyes filled with mist.
"Brother Jiu, be afraid."
The little bunnies didn't dare to turn their heads, and they didn't seem to be able to move. They didn't even dare to cry, they only dared to inhale softly.
"Yes, I want to go home Chirp."
"Brother Jiu, give me a hug!"
Xiaodao looked at the person sitting in the seat, he recognized that face.
The primitive god who was once chopped up by Shifa is now sitting on a chair, with his chin resting on one hand, and his eyes wandering over the few bunnies in front of him.
Just like a customer walking into a candy store, looking for the labels of various candies, and occasionally reaching out to open the box to smell the smell and see if it is what you like.
The original god seemed to have just discovered the knife. He raised his head, looked at the young man whose fingers were trembling slightly but calmed down quickly, and smiled at him.
"Child, come here."
Xiaodao slowly slowed down his breathing, and walked over there step by step.
This distance is only three or four meters, and he seems to have gone through a period of time.
The lights were bright, Xiaodao looked at the shadow under the feet of the primitive god, which no longer had a human form.
The shadow seemed to be filled with all the filth and horrible things in the world, which were slowly spreading on the ground, like ink dripping on white paper, polluting the planet at an extremely fast speed.
Primordial gods fell into demons.
After Xiaodao put down the lemonade in his hand, he sat in front of Little Tutu.
The younger brothers and sisters were half happy and half scared when they saw brother Jiu coming.
The natural sensitivity of the Little Rabbit Clan made the sirens in their hearts keep ringing. They were the ones who asked Brother Jiu to come over, but now that Brother Jiu came over, they felt that Brother Jiu was surrounded by danger.
The little bunnies wanted to jump into Brother Jiu's arms, curl up in Brother Jiu's collar and pockets as usual, and then...then go home Jiu Jiu!
Close the door and there will be no scary things Chirp!
Looking at the fear on the faces of his younger brothers and sisters and their trembling round bodies, Xiaodao took a deep breath and smiled calmly.
"Don't look back, just close your eyes and sleep."
"Wake up and go home."
Yuanshen looked at Xiaodao's gentle expression comforting the little rabbit, and nodded in agreement.
Yes, it would be nice to treat all of this as a dream.
"You, you are here to look for me, can you let them leave first?" Xiaodao pursed his lips, he looked at the primitive god in front of him, and clenched his fingers slightly.
Yuanshen looked at the knife up and down, and smiled as if confirming something.
"Kronos, I ate half of his god core and heart, and shared vision with him. What he can see, I can also see in the abyss."
"Shifa seems to care about you very much, so much so that you have revealed a flaw."
"I think...and the blood and facial features that I let the devil splash on his body, he is only shaken by you."
"And I was like, why is that?"
"After thinking about it, I still feel, ah, he may be too lacking in love."
"If someone is gentle to him, he will fall straight into it, and he won't even be able to get up."
"After all, it is really difficult for a god like him to please people."
"no."
Knife clenched his fists. He shared memories with Shifa. He knew Shifa's complicated emotions for the original god, and he didn't want to hear the original god's evaluation of Shifa.
Lord Shenming, no matter in the past or now, deserves to be treated tenderly by others.
"It's not that I'm gentle with him, it's because it's Shifa that makes people want to be gentle with him."
"I don't think you understand."
Yuan Shen raised his eyebrows slightly, as if he never thought that Xiaodao would say such provocative words to him.
"Oh? Is it actually a mutual love?" The Primordial God smiled slightly, showing his sharp and jagged teeth, "It's not in vain for me to come to you specially."
Xiao Dao looked into the eyes of the Primordial God, as if being wrapped around his whole body by a wet and cold snake.
He couldn't wait any longer, Shifa left suddenly just now, maybe he sensed the breath of the primitive god.
Regardless of whether it is a clone/body or something, Shifa may not be able to return in a short time.
Xiaodao took a deep breath, and clasped his fingers under the table.
"I want to hunt demons, please state your rules."
Yes, the rules set by the God of Law.
This is the rule to protect the weak, so that everyone will not die directly when encountering a demon at the first sight, but can find a way to survive.
The easy-going smile on Yuan Shen's face slowly faded away. He glanced at the shadow on the ground, and it was no surprise that the knife could see through his current identity.
"Okay," the Primordial God brushed back the long hair that fell on his shoulders, "I think about what prizes the winners will get. I'm not interested in this planet, after all, I'm a demon that feeds on pain now."
"Then come and hunt me."
The Primordial God stretched out his snake-like tongue and licked his sharp teeth.
He did pick up some demonic habits, and it delighted him to play with his prey.
It is not in vain that he is at the bottom of the abyss, licking the residue of the demons, using their bodies as his own flesh and stuffing them into the thin skin, and pieced himself together bit by bit like building blocks.
So what to play?
The Primordial God stood up slowly, raised his hand and pulled out a long thing like a virtual light screen in the void.
What appeared on the light screen looked like a two-player fighting game.
"Let's play this. Because of the rules, I can't do it directly to you, and neither do you."
"I'm not interested in thinking about games like other demons, just this one, simple."
"The time limit is 5 minutes."
"If you win, I can let you go."
The Primordial God was like an avenger who had finally escaped from the cage and wanted to make people fall into the abyss of pain, his gaze slowly swept across the little rabbits.
"If I lose, I'll just bite a little bunny."
The original myth is cute, but the bloody meaning hidden in it makes Xiaodao break out in cold sweat instantly.
The eight little bunnies didn't understand a lot of what they said before, but they understood what they were about to eat them in the end.
"Brother Jiu, run away!"
The little bunnies were crying, they didn't want to be eaten, and they didn't want Ge Jiu to be eaten!
Xiaodao stretched out his hand to hold the little bunnies in his arms and slowly put them on the chair, covering them with a napkin.
"It's okay...Brother will be back soon."
Looking at the Primordial God, Xiaodao slowly walked to the other side of the light screen.
"Do you... have anything to hide in the rules?" Xiaodao asked.
Primordial God raised the corner of his mouth slightly, as if he had a piece of candy in his mouth, and he had to be the last to tell others what it tasted like.
"Yes, if you win, I'll tell you."
The author has something to say: Bunny is back~>People
Primal gods, no, good stuff.
This game is not, well, a good game.
感谢在2021-03-1023:52:21~2021-03-1418:27:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
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