msmithbooks Chapter 1 Poverty makes people go up to the countryside
Chapter 1 Poverty makes people go up to the countryside
The knife stall was set up for three hours, and the income totaled 20 yuan.
He picked at the small coins in the change jar and made a "so poor" sound.
The income of the butcher shop opposite is a hundred times that of his, and there are long queues every day.
Knife rested his chin and looked at the opposite side, the baby's fat cheek was pressed with a little sad flesh by the palm.
In the past few years, the family's fields have not been harvested well, and if this continues, even eating will become a problem.
"How do you sell fruit radishes?"
A middle-aged human man in his 50s came to the knife stand. He looked at the fresh and juicy radishes. If they are not too expensive, he can buy some to make salads.
"Three interstellar coins per catty." Xiaodao raised three fingers.
Fortunately, this customer didn't like to bargain, so he gave the money readily, picked up the wrapped radish and was about to leave.
But as soon as the man took two steps, the carrot in his hand was hooked by a black rope, and it was hooked into a small hole in the ground with a swipe.
"Hey! Thief!"
The guest roared angrily, and was about to reach out to grab it in the cave, but someone grabbed his wrist.
"What are you doing!"
The guest looked up annoyed, only to see someone wearing a carrot apron, like the stall owner who was blocked by the vegetable stall baffle just now.
Only here did he see the whole picture of the young stall owner.
He seems to have just grown up, with brown hair, a pair of deer eyes, thick eyelashes, a pointed chin, soft cheeks and two dimples when he smiles, like a sweet amber grain fudge.
Don't reach out and hit the smiling face, let alone the other party is smiling so sweetly.
The knife patted the guest on the shoulder and pointed around.
"If you really reach out, you will trouble Luo."
The guest followed the gesture of the knife and looked around in a daze.
The bustling market disappeared at some point, and the sky and the ground turned white. It was as if he was suddenly isolated in a square room with white everywhere.
The palm-sized black holes on the ground made strange buzzing sounds one after another, as if someone was talking inside.
"...is it a demon?"
The guest pointed at the small hole with trembling fingers, screaming as if seeing the most vicious thing in the world.
Xiao Dao immediately raised his hand to cover his ears, and waited for the guest to shout enough before squatting beside the paralyzed guest.
"Don't worry, this is just the lowest level of little devil, just listen to what it is saying and repeat it again."
The guest shook his head again and again, he didn't recognize it just now, but now he remembered what was going on with this little devil called "Xin Ting".
Because the magic power is low, this kind of little devil can avoid the barrier of the gods and enter the interior of the planet.
They often take things from passers-by and put them into the black hole where they hide. If someone doesn't know the rules and puts their hand into the hole, or listens with their ears, they will take away a hand or an ear within 5 minutes.
But who can hear it unless they can get into the hole?
They also don't have detectors or anything like that that can reach into the cave.
"Since I saw it, I can't ignore it, leave it to me!" Xiaodao patted his chest enthusiastically.
The guest wondered what a grown-up vegetable stall owner could do, and then the knife appeared in the guest's shocked sight... With a poof, it turned into a palm-sized brown bunny like cotton candy.
The bunny's hair and eye color are exactly the same as the previous knife, and two energetic rabbit ears stand on top of its head.
Xiaodao looked at the guest's state of aphasia in fright, raised his soft rabbit face, and patted his fluffy chest with his little rabbit fist.
"Hey, I'm leaving! You wait!"
"Wait, wait, wait! It's dangerous, don't go!" The guest reacted from the shock of a living person turning into a rabbit.
But Xiaodao had already pedaled to the edge of the cave, and jumped into the cave in one fell swoop.
The little brown bunny hey hey hey hey running through the hole, the tunnel is very long, the cunning little devil hid himself very deep this time, making sure no one could reach out and hook him.
It's a pity... It didn't expect that one of the two humans standing on the ground could turn into a bunny!
The little brown rabbit ran very fast, and soon reached a golden carved door.
With six ears, a humanoid little devil the size of a human/fist/head sits in his lair, reciting the names of his organs as if he were counting his own treasure.
"Arms? Ears? Eyes? Tongue? I really want them all... I really want to..."
"Dong dong dong".
The door of the little devil's room was knocked suddenly, and it looked at the door nervously, why the hell would a rabbit come here? !The only ones left in its domain are humans!
"Go away! Go away!"
There was the sound of a knife outside the door.
"Is 'fuck off' what needs to be rephrased? OK, I get it."
"No!" The little devil was angry!
"What is that? Please let me know within the time limit. Don't delay, this is the rule." Xiaodao emphasized again.
The little devil smashed his furniture to pieces in the lair, and then he said something cursing. Xiaodao couldn't help but scratched his rabbit ears, and ran towards the ground shyly.
Hey hey hey, you actually want to say this, these little devils are really embarrassing.
Finally, within the stipulated 5 minutes, the guest overcame the psychological barrier and yelled the words that would be muted by the TV station into the cave, and the world returned to its original state.
The pure white room burst open like soap bubbles, knives and guests were in the market in the blink of an eye.
Likewise, that shout was heard by everyone in the market.
Everyone looked at the 50-year-old middle-aged man with a smile and said nothing, but they all revealed the same meaning in their eyes-"I see, your sexual fetishes are quite strange."
The cave also disappeared quickly after this sound, and the guest's fruit radish was spit out from it.
What's the use of the radish back?What he lost was the reputation of 50 years!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Look out, it will pass."
Xiaodao patted the customer's knee helplessly, thinking that it was time to close the stall today.
"That, that, thank you," the man sucked his nose and looked at the knife, "But, you, are you a human or a little rabbit?"
Xiao Dao jumped into the booth, put on the T-shirt and overalls for Tutu that were placed in the booth, put the change jar on his head and walked out.
"I am a human being, and being able to turn into a rabbit is a god's fulfillment of my wish. Goodbye~"
The knife waved the rabbit paws to say goodbye to people, then hopped away with the rabbit ears.
It's a pity that today's maglev bus is also full of ostentation, so Xiaodao decides to walk home today.
Anyway, Rabbit Farm is not far from the market.
"Xiaodao, are you home?"
"How is business today?"
On the road, several neighbors that Xiaodao knew were greeting him, and Xiaodao responded one by one.
Some of these neighbors have fangs and two horns, some are snake gentlemen in clothes, and some are even just a cloud of transparent water.
All this was unimaginable before Xiaodao was six years old.
Xiaodao remembers that day when he was catching grasshoppers outside the orphanage, but accidentally fell into a hole in the ground. In the blink of an eye, he came to this incredible world just like "Alice in Wonderland".
All the cars have no tires, and the houses can move by themselves like long feet.
There are airships flying back and forth in the sky, and broadcasts such as "Don't forget to believe in the gods" are broadcast.
Countless races that used to be just small animals on the earth walked through here wearing clothes, and all of them could speak human language.
Two rounds of scorching sun, one big and one small, were slowly circling in the sky, Xiaodao was standing in a golden wheat field, it was hard to understand what happened.
Fortunately, the place Xiaodao crossed is the farm of Rabbit Father and Rabbit Mother. The kind-hearted little rabbits adopted Xiaodao who was helpless in this world and became the parents of this human cub.
Rabbit father and rabbit mother are of course very kind to Xiaodao, but Xiaodao sees his appearance is completely different from his parents. Xiaodao in the human cub period still has difficulty expressing his feelings accurately, and always feels that his heart hurts.
All he knew was that he didn't want his parents to remodel the house to be too big for them because he was growing up, and he didn't want others to laugh at his parents for having a human cub while walking on the road.
Xiaodao knows that this world is different from the earth, and there are real gods here.
Although it is not Monkey King or Guanyin, but the twelve main gods or something, Xiaodao can't name all of them, and he doesn't know who can fulfill his wish.
So every time he prays like this.
[The most powerful god, please fulfill my wish! 】
【Except for mom and dad, I can exchange anything! 】
But the schoolmates always laughed at Xiaodao, no way, the gods responded to the wishes of intelligent life in the interstellar world, and there were only a few cases in thousands of years.
Even if someone really answered Xiaodao's prayer, it must be some low-level god who came here because of his performance!
That's good too!
Xiaodao continued to pray devoutly to the gods.
Until one night, Xiaodao woke up in the middle of the night and found that there seemed to be a person standing outside his window.
The man couldn't see his face clearly, and there was a faint white halo shining on his body.The moon in the sky was bright, white and beautiful, but the light on the man dimmed the moonlight.
The wind stopped, the clouds did not move, and the insects, fish, birds and birds outside seemed to be asleep, without any sound.
It was as if time had also stopped.
... All of this is like the scene in the textbook when the god's clone/body descends.
There are gods coming to make achievements!
Xiaodao hurriedly opened the window, first looked up at the god who couldn't see his face clearly, and then greeted him with a more respectful attitude than his teacher.
"Hello! My lord! You have worked hard to achieve results! Please wait for me!"
Then Xiao Dao stomped out of the room without waiting for a response, the good boy can't climb the window, he needs to hurry up!
It's just that Xiaodao didn't know that the gods outside gave out a beautiful chuckle because of the word "for performance".
The door opened, and there was still a cup of steaming carrot juice in the knife's hand, which was used to entertain the gods.
The god hidden in the light looked at the glass of carrot juice and took it in silence.
"please sit down!"
Xiaodao asked the god to sit down on the mushroom-shaped chair outside, and the god looked at the chair and sat down in silence.
Xiaodao felt that he had entertained the gods well, so he said nervously...and bit his tongue before saying it.
"Master God! Wo! Wo has a wish!"
The shiny god lowered his head slightly, as if he was waiting to hear what the human cub was about to say about his desire to rule the entire universe or become the richest man in the universe.
Xiaodao licked his lips and spoke hard.
"Wo! Wo wants to become a paper bunny!"
Xiaodao plucked up the courage to finish speaking, but the god still remained silent.
Ah... this god who is obsessed with performance may not be able to do it!Xiaodao felt that he was embarrassing the gods.
The gods were silent for a while, and a holy and ethereal voice suddenly sounded.
【……That's it? 】
Xiaodao nodded fiercely, and Balabala said that he was too big, the house was too small to live in, and it would put a burden on parents...
The god seems to be dealing with the relationship between the bunny family and the human cubs, and then he takes a sip of carrot juice.
[Races cannot transform into each other, this is the rule. 】
[I can give you the ability to switch to the form of a bunny, but you are still human in essence. 】
[This is the rule. 】
Xiaodao didn't understand what "rules" are, he just asked in a daze.
"Then, can it be changed?"
The god put the empty cup into Xiaodao's hand and looked at Xiaodao's plump cheeks.
【can. 】
After that night, the Human Knife became the Rabbit Knife.
The next day, Father Rabbit and Mother Rabbit almost fainted when they saw the little rabbit at home.
The miracle on Xiaodao was also on the local news for a while, "The Child Beloved by God", but because the miracle could only turn Xiaodao into a rabbit, the enthusiasm subsided after three days.
Until Xiaodao became an adult, Xiaodao still thanked the god who fulfilled his wish every day—give you carrot juice, and wish you an early promotion!
Xiaodao finally returned to his farm with the change jar on his back. As soon as he opened the door, there were three, four, five, six or seventy-eight little rabbits that were only as high as the creaking nest of the knife, and jumped on him, crying sweetly.
"Brother Chirp~Brother Chirp~ You are back!"
Knife struggled to get up from the sea of fluffy, guarding the change jar, and casually stuffed a pacifier into the fluffy that was still crawling around his feet.
"Well, brother is back! What's for dinner tonight?"
"That! That! Green!"
The younger brothers and sisters chirped and shouted, Xiaodao walked into the door, and greeted the rabbit father and rabbit mother who were serving the dishes.
He looked down and saw that the table was full of green.
have to!It's fried radish sprouts again!
Looking at the tinkling change jar in his hand, Xiaodao thought sadly and angrily.
He had to get some money, had to get some money.
"Dad, Mom, I want to go to the temple to make some money, no, part-time job." Xiaodao said firmly.
The author has something to say: The new article is a little bit of the usual fairy tale sand sculpture style + a little bit of fear elements + a little small unit drama style fantasy monster fighting elements + and a little red chicken
Please start a new journey with me~ Chiu Mi! ^_^