Big dream 18 years

Chapter 40

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Spoof: The Story of the Green Hat

Cautious entry

first act.years ago.

Xiao Rong: Husband, stop busy with work and stay with me!

Xiao Qin: Be good, don't make trouble, I will send you a little red flower to wear!

Xiao Rong: (He doesn't love me anymore...)

Xiao Qin: (haha my wife is so sweet)

second act.Still a few years ago.

Xiao Qin: This is the jewelry I brought you thousands of miles away.

Xiao Rong: Oh.

Xiao Qin: (I bring gifts to my wife every time I go out, I am really a considerate and considerate husband)

Xiao Rong: (I haven't been home for so long, who cares about this little favor, I don't wear it, put it in the bottom of the box!)

third act.Late one night.

Zhang Yu: Xiao Rong, I have liked you for many years, but he dares to neglect you, come with me!

Xiao Rong: Don't let people hear you!

Background sound: There are thieves!Catch the thief!

Act Four.After Xiao Qin was poisoned, she sent Xiao Rong back to her natal home.

Xiao Qin: (I can't bear to let my wife be frightened by my miserable situation. I'm such a good family man.) (Exit.)

Xiao Rong: It's over, he even doubted me.He must have found out that it was you that day, thinking that we had committed adultery and that I colluded with you to murder my husband.

Zhang Yu:!

Xiao Rong: He will kill us!He is a master of martial arts, we are dead!

Zhang Yu: Elope with me!

Xiao Rong: It's all my fault for getting you involved.

Zhang Yu: I will do anything for you!

Xiao Rong: Brother Zhang still loves me! (cries bitterly)

Act five.at last.

Xiao Qin: (You, my friends of more than ten years, betrayed me together...why!!)

Xiao Rong: Kill me and let Brother Zhang go!

Zhang Yu: I seduced her, if you want to kill me, kill me and let her go!

Xiao Qin: (! It’s fine if you betray me, and you’re more righteous than the other! Am I so cruel in your eyes! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~……)

Xiao Ji: Xiao Qin doesn’t cry, just touch~~

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Spoof: The Story of Prompting Marriage

Before the Spring Festival, Ji Ping and Huo Yong's home.

Ji Ping: Shu'er, you are not young anymore, let's get married early.What kind of girl do you like?

Ji Shuliu: (honestly) But I don't like any kind of girl.

Ji Ping: How about that.Be obedient, don't be shy, tell aunt, do you want to find a quack girl by yourself, or let aunt help you find a girl from an ordinary family?

Ji Shuliu: You know, I took a strange potion from a young age until I was in my 20s.

Ji Ping: Yes, what's the matter?

Ji Shuliu: (ambiguous) This potion has a bad effect.

Ji Ping: (turning pale with shock) Could it be that you...

Ji Shuliu: (seemingly distressed) I won't harm other girls anymore.

Ji Ping: (hesitating) This can be treated by a doctor.

Ji Shuliu: I will tell you when I am cured!

For the sake of Shu Liu's dignity, Ji Ping never dared to take the initiative to ask about this again...

During the Spring Festival, the Chisu Gate is decorated with lanterns and festoons.

Qin Songfeng's sister-in-law Wu: Songfeng, my sister Sun came to our house for the New Year a few years ago, why didn't she come this year?

Qin Songfeng: She made a new friend this year, and that friend was also alone, so they got together for the Chinese New Year and didn't come over.

Wu Shi: (disappointed) Sister Sun has found someone she likes so quickly?

Qin Songfeng: No, she is also a girl, surnamed Xiao.

Mrs. Wu: (covering her mouth and laughing) It's a pity, I should invite that little sister Xiao to live with me too, our family is not short of a pair of chopsticks.

Qin Songfeng: Please don't come, Miss Xiao doesn't like to join in the fun.Sister-in-law, don't worry, come and see us after the festival.

The Wu family left here, leaving only Qin Songfeng and Ji Shuliu.

Qin Songfeng: Ever since I'm with you, everything looks crooked no matter how I look at it.Do you think Chengxiu and Miss Xiao are good friends, or are they like us?

Ji Shuliu: (laughs) You are crooked like this and still dare to blame me?

Qin Songfeng: It's up to you?

Ji Shuliu: Okay, what is the relationship between Senior Brother Qian and Fifth Brother Qu...

Qin Songfeng: Look, if you don't call yourself, you are still crooked than me!