Chapter 8
Chapter 8
81.
Duan Chen and Duan Linxi disappeared for a summer vacation, and no one found out.
"Lin Xi, I remembered." These were the first words Duan Chen said when he came back.
"Huh? Do you have any speeches to express?" Duan Linxi looked at him and said.
"I'm just curious, how does it feel to follow your husband's surname? Duan—Lin, Xi?" Duan Chen smiled brightly.
"Are you very energetic?" Duan Linxi raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't you want to sleep tonight?"
"Damn! Sure enough, men are fickle!" Duan Chen said, "Look at how gentle you were when you chased me!"
"Little villain, do you still dare to mention it?" Duan Linxi was terrified when he heard this, "Do you know how hard I endured?! If I knew it earlier, I would force you!"
"Hahaha, I know you won't." Duan Chen was not afraid at all.
"You can be proud of being favored." Duan Linxi said helplessly.
"Isn't it—" Duan Chen said with a smile, "By the way, our two families..."
"We'll be back when we go back."
"Really?" Duan Chen asked with a long tone.
"Of course, your husband can do such a small thing with my hands." Duan Linxi replied.
"Then have fun here!" Duan Chen happily said while hugging the people around him.
"Ah."
The two hugged each other, as if two hearts were stuck together, and they issued the same declaration with the same frequency:
It's great to have you here.
end
There is such a story:
There is no such thing as a hell.
There is only the division between the heavenly realm and the human realm and the lower realm.
The human world goes up to the sky and down to the bottom.
One day there was a fight between the Heavenly Realm and the Lower Realm, but the Human Realm didn't know about it.
In other words, the human world doesn't know what the heavens and the lower realms have done.
Before that, the king of the underworld was still happily in love with a little angel in the heavenly realm.
(Heavenly messengers, referred to as angels, are fine.)
Who knew that one would come all of a sudden.
For safety's sake, the king of the underworld threw the dizzy little angel into the world, and he couldn't go with him, he was the main force.
After the beating, it was impossible to investigate. The celestial power brought by the celestial beings shocked the little angel's parents to death. It was a miserable life.
Seeing that Tianjie was looking for the missing traitor everywhere, he thought that it would be very troublesome to get the little angel back.
So the king of the lower realm waved his hand, confessed to his little secret, and left for the human realm.
There is a memory blockade in the human world, and ordinary people from the lower world and heaven will be locked until they leave.
But the Nether King tried, and he was locked up for 15 years at most.
No reason, he is awesome.
So before he went, he was worried that after he went, he could not find anyone and tied a rope for the two of them, the kind that could not be seen.
The Nether King didn't reincarnate, so he found a shell with the same name as him, changed his appearance and got in. He didn't expect that his strong Nether power not only killed a family, but also affected the spirit of his shell.
What influence method?Stupid chant.
This stupidity lasted for more than a year, until he met the little angel, the power of the heavens eased the power of the lower world, and then he recovered. As a result, the little angel left for two years, and he almost went back stupidly. He regained his memory when he was seventeen.
Because he was held by the rope, when his memory recovered, he finally followed the little angel, but he not only became his son but also took his surname.
King of the Underworld: ...
#daughter-in-law has become my father, it feels so subtle#
The king of the lower realm who has no previous memory feels that the little angel is strict, but the surface is cold and the heart is warm, so cute and lovely.
As a result, after he managed to recover his memory, the little angel died before he had time to chase after him.
The king of the lower realm was so angry that he made a cross-border call to Xiao Mi and asked her to bring this person back directly.
The little secretary said that boss, you can come back and have a relationship.
The king of the underworld said he doesn't remember me anymore, and I have to chase me again.
The little secret said that the people in the heavenly world will go back to the heavenly world to block the memory and get rid of it.
The king of the lower world said, are you stupid? The heavens are now looking for him everywhere.
The secretary said okay, then I'll fix him up.
Then the little angel's soul was fooled back by Xiao Mi on the way back to the heaven.
And by the way, ten years younger.
Let me mention that the "underworld" that the little angel saw when he was fooled was actually the office of the king of the lower realm.
It can be said to be quite cool.
The King of the Lower Realm is quite boring and vicious, as soon as his daughter-in-law comes back, he will tease him with the father-son relationship in various ways.
Seeing that his daughter-in-law refuses to admit her death, he happily plays with him and pretends not to know.
He understands that his daughter-in-law can't be forced and he has to chase after her slowly. God knows how hard he endured when they lived together, so he had to bring up the matter of starting a company to make himself very busy, and he was afraid that one day he couldn't hold back and raped his wife.
The life of the king of the lower realms is not difficult for Baal who took pains to bring people back and didn't dare to touch them.
After cooking like a frog in warm water for almost a year, the King of the Underworld finally chased his wife back.
It hasn't been a long time since they were happy, the heaven found the little angel, and even picked a person who was taken away when the king of the lower realm was not around.
The king of the underworld went straight up and asked if you guys want to fight again?
The king of heaven said that traitors cannot be released casually.
The king of the underworld said that if you shake your head, you must be able to hear a huge sound of water. Why is he a traitor? Don't talk nonsense without evidence.
The king of heaven said that if he hadn't blocked you for a while last time, do you think you could still stand here?
——The power of the heavens cannot hurt the people of the heavens, and the fatal blow hit the little angel just stunned him, which is not a big deal.
The king of the underworld sneered and said that I just want to have a good relationship, if you don't let me go, we can only fight again.
Everyone in the heavenly world doesn't want to fight, and it's terrible for the king of the lower realm to go crazy.
The king of the upper realm observed the people's sentiments and said that he would let it go.
In fact, he didn't want to fight either.
After hitting the little angel by mistake, he was pushed to the ground by the king of the lower realm, and it is still his psychological shadow.
The king of the lower realm took the little angel and returned to the human realm.
why?He thinks the human world is fun.
This time, because of the short time away, there is no need for reincarnation and no memory blockade.
The two played happily in the human world for several years.
The little secretary cried and said, Boss, come back, I'm going to be exhausted.
The king of the lower world said he wouldn't go back, so what are you going to do?
The little secret said that the lower realm cannot live without a king.
The king of the lower realm said you can pull me down. I have been in the human world for more than ten years.
The little secretary said that because of this, the sky may have changed when you come back.
The king of the lower realm smiled and said that it doesn't matter whoever has been the king of the lower realm in the past few decades.
I really plan not to go back for decades.
The secretary asked him what is good about the world.
The king of the lower realm smiled, put his arms around his wife and said:
It's best to have him around.
End
Extra Story Theater
"Dingling Clang Bang--"
One morning, there was a loud noise from the building in the center of the Nether City.
"Wow what happened!!" The new employee was a little girl, who was startled by the sound and screamed.
"Nothing." A voice next to him said.
The little girl followed the prestige and saw a young lady who looked a few years older than her.
The young lady said calmly, "Probably the boss forced Brother Duan to call him father last night."
"???" The little girl was dumbfounded, "How do you know?"
"I heard it when they were arguing before." The young lady said.
"King Lin is so vengeful?" Another old employee came over at this time, "Have they been back from the human world for more than ten years?"
"Isn't that right, the boss has that kind of temper." The young lady sneered, "I haven't been to work for decades, and the work is all entrusted to me, and no one is allowed to talk about him—I really hope Brother Duan can beat him up for me."
The old employee next to him said: "Brother Duan dared to beat him. His previous battle did not only leave a psychological shadow on the King of Heaven."
"Ah, so that's why he hasn't come back for decades and no one has usurped the throne!" said the little girl.
"Yes, I heard that there were not only the main force of the heavenly realm but also our masters present at the time. No matter who saw King Lin rush into the crowd and slap the king of the heavenly realm to the ground, they would feel scared, right?"
"It's not the point of slapping people on the ground. The point is that he holds people down with one hand to keep them from getting up, and bombards them wildly with the other hand. He is so scared that no one dares to stop him, and he is afraid of being slapped on the ground as soon as he passes by."
"Actually, there is no time to stop it. Our masters also followed when they saw King Lin rushing over."
"If you fight like the king, shouldn't the king of heaven die early!"
"Boss, he is merciful, otherwise the Heavenly Realm would have changed people by now."
"What did he say when he got up?"
"'Seeing that you are in the same world as him, and you are afraid of getting my hands dirty, you should live first.'"
"Hahahaha at that time, the face of the king of heaven turned pale."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"Hahahahahahahahaha, those grandchildren in the Heaven Realm don't even dare to fart!"
……
The three of them had a good time talking about the past, when they suddenly saw a hole smashed into the wall in front of them, and their king of the underworld was running out in despair, shouting as he ran, "Daughter-in-law! I'm sorry!! Forgive me!!"
"Lin Xi, you bastard! Shameless! Smelly rascal!! What did you say last time?!! Don't run away!!" An angel flew from behind, chasing after the Nether Realm King and cursing.
The two passed by like the wind, like two small demolition machines, and none of the places they passed was intact.
senior employee:"……"
Miss: "..."
Little girl: "..."
The little girl was dumbfounded: "This...was this the king just now?"
Old employees are used to it: "Oh, young people just have energy, unlike me, they are old and old."
The young lady was expressionless: "Hello? Is it the maintenance department? Yes, boss, they smashed the wall again, and the visual damage was relatively large and continued to increase. Please send someone over as soon as possible... What? Just sent it before? I don’t care , Anyway, this place is in urgent need of repairs... call our boss? He may threaten you directly, be sensible, thank you."
Passers-by outside trembled: "The king is angry again??"
……
Today's Lower Realm City is not very peaceful.
End
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