msmithbooks 06. Sky
06. Sky
06. Sky
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[City] The little Japanese god horse is the most annoying. Ps: Can anyone tell me what "Uri Baasi Uri Baasi" means?
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At noon the next day, while Han Cheng was still sleeping with his head covered, Xia Lian broke in directly, almost scaring Han Cheng out of his mind.
"Pey coal! How did you get in?" Han Cheng asked pitifully, clutching the chrysanthemum and hugging a big quilt.
"Hmm..." Xia Lian pondered for a moment, "Isn't your landlord a woman?"
Boom.The evil beauty trick.Han Cheng vowed that he must get rid of the habit of sleeping naked, otherwise, if animals came in in the future, he would not even know whether to cover the chrysanthemum or the cucumber.Um.This is a very serious question.
"Okay. Hurry up and get dressed. I'll take you to practice today." Xia Lian looked at Han Cheng's exposed white skin ambiguously: "As expected of the number one student of Z University, the skin is really good."
"You are the number one shou in Z University, your whole family is the same, and you are all shou within a ten-mile radius." Han Cheng immediately exploded.
"Okay, get up quickly. I'll turn around." After saying that, Xia Lian really turned around like a gentleman.Han Cheng lifted the quilt dubiously, began to put on his clothes, and found that Xia Lian hadn't turned around, so he twisted his naked body twice, and raised his middle finger at him.
==.Could it be that Han Cheng really didn't know that there are such things as mirrors in this world?Xia Lian used the mirror in front of her to carefully appreciate "Picture of Beauty in Clothes", watching Han Cheng twist twice, the pale pink Zhu Guo hardened when it was cold, he felt that the peaty one was more exciting than watching GV.
After a long journey, Han Cheng got dressed and followed Xia Lian to the school.Before entering the school gate, I saw a large group of beautiful girls in kimonos standing neatly at the door. Before Han Cheng stepped into the door, they bent down and said in standard Japanese: "Welcome."
Han Cheng was taken aback, and Lan, who was standing at the front wearing a light blue kimono, also looked at Han Cheng and Xia Lian ambiguously: "Oh! It turns out that Mr. Xia went to Han Shoushou's house to wake him up. ~"
"Okay. Don't think too much, hurry up and take Han Cheng to try on the clothes. I'll come right after I change." Xia Lian smiled and left.
do not go!Aww, this group of wolves and tigers are so scary.try on clothes?God knows what clothes they'll put on him?
Han Cheng anxiously followed behind Lan Ye, and sure enough, Lan Ye took out two sets of clothes and said to Han Cheng, "Which one do you want to wear? I know justice very well."
Han Cheng looked at a maid outfit and a black cat outfit, tears streaming down his face.
"Pey coal! Labor and capital don't wear clothes, and they wouldn't wear such clothes!" Han Cheng would rather die than surrender.
"Okay." Lan actually agreed: "Then please feel free to be naked."
The earth is so scary, he will die if he doesn't complain.
Han Cheng looked at Lan Ye with tears in his eyes, and Lan Ye's mouth twitched: "Forget it, I won't tease you, the clothes are in the changing room, come out soon after changing~"
Oye!Sure enough, girls are soft-hearted!The happy Han Cheng ran to the changing room, and then he saw a very normal kimono, really normal, and the off-white kimono looked quite beautiful.
The wicked Han Cheng happily changed into a kimono and ran out happily.
When a large group of girls saw Han Cheng, they looked at Han Cheng with pity: Poor Han Xiaoshou, he must be dissatisfied with his desires, otherwise why would he wear women's clothing to seduce Mr. Xia?
Xia Lian glanced at Lan Ye, who was boiling with wolf blood, and shrugged: "Okay, now let's line up."
Only then did Han Cheng clearly see that Xia Lian was wearing a light white kimono, peat!How could this be?Why can he be so handsome after changing into a kimono?no no no!No matter how handsome he is, he is still a little worse than the most handsome man in the world and Han Cheng.Wait, why does his kimono look a bit like his own?Low oil, who cares.
Then, Han Cheng began his happiness?queue training.
Boom.These girls are so scared, why would they touch his chubby little pp for no reason?Hey, he doesn't like girls, he obviously likes the young lady who suffers.
"The main leaders who will come to our school tomorrow are the principal of the Tokyo Main School, Ying Chuanyan, and the professor of the Department of Computer Science, Onizuka Qiyun. The main person in charge is me. Then, Lan Ye, He Chen, Wu Jia and Tan Siqi will be responsible for the main introduction. Hmm... For someone like Han Cheng who can't speak a single word of Japanese, it's better to hide at the end of the line so that no one will find out." Xia Lian glanced at someone who was rubbing his buttocks with joyful eyebrows.
"However, since someone has always been a luminous body, after the rehearsal at noon, I'd better give you a little help to catch up on your Japanese."
... His sense of presence has always been weak, okay?Does this mean he was shot while lying down?
Under the ravages of the great demon, Han Cheng felt that what he opened his mouth to speak now was full of clumsy island language, but there was only one sacred word in his mind all the time - Yalongdie.
So much so that when Han Cheng returned to his small rented house and embraced with a pile of blankets, the sacred three words kept echoing in his mind.
He kept tossing and turning, and didn't fall asleep until one o'clock in the morning. After falling asleep, his mind was still full of calcium tablets from a certain island country CJ.Someone under him groans softly, wait...why is he, the number one attacker in the world, below?Also, who is lying on top of him?
Han Cheng woke up from the fright. He felt that his body was particularly sore, especially the chrysanthemum, which seemed to be the kick after pulling Xiang.peat!Can anyone tell me what exactly is going on?
Then, Han Cheng glanced at the alarm clock: 10:30. He seems to remember when the leader is coming, it seems to be 10:40.hehe.There is plenty of time, there are still 10 minutes to come.
etc? 10 minutes?peat! !going to be late! !From here to school, it takes 3 minutes to ride a bicycle, 7 minutes to walk, 30 seconds to take a plane, and 0.5 seconds to take a spaceship. Find the total distance.
etc.Seems like something weird got mixed in?Forget it, Han Cheng only thinks about Xia Qinshou's consequences when he sees him being late.
Boom~ What should I do? Why did the chrysanthemum hurt again after YY?Hey, it turns out that he must be the number one general attacker in the world, because Xiao Shou's chrysanthemum is a black hole in the universe, so it won't hurt, eh!So he, Han Cheng, must be the number one general attack of the invincible Thunderbolt in the universe!
Han Cheng galloped on his bicycle while nibbling on the Xiangji bread in his hand.
Thirteen minutes later, Han Cheng arrived at the school.By the way, why is it 13 minutes?Hmph~ He won't tell you that he can't fly because of chrysanthemum pain and constipation~
Han Cheng clutched his chrysanthemum and ran to the dressing room in a panic, changed his clothes and ran out. When he saw a large group of girls in kimonos standing at the door, he thought the inspection was over, so he was very heroic He patted Lan Ye on the shoulder: "How long have you been late, how come the inspection is over?"
Lan Ye Tongzi glanced at him lightly, but didn't speak.
Then Han Cheng felt someone patting him on the shoulder.He turned his head and heard very fluent Japanese: "Uribaxi Uribaxi~" He looked at the two little Japanese standing behind him and sobbed.
What to do, I can't answer~ If you mess up the inspection, not only Xia Qinshou will hack him to death, but also his soft sister currency will also go away from him and swell?
At the moment when the comet hit the earth, a Japanese word flashed in Han Cheng's mind, so he said very domineeringly: "Ya 蠛蝶!"
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【璹霞粉粉】It seems to be "Hello, are you a boy?"
[Inverse Luo Xiao] Ah Cheng, you won't be with a little Japanese 419 and no one else has figured out your gender yet, right?
[City] Boom~Thank you Cangcang~
[City] Tuyan~Xiaoxiao, you are so bad~
[April Moruo] Passing by to make soy sauce.
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