msmithbooks 03. Flower
03. Flower
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03. Flower
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[City] The white-haired OL cheats!The peat system, labor and management are so handsome and handsome, they actually gave me such an astonishing name as [Ya Ling Die]! !
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Card!Yes, it is here.
What if this article is Tianlei Xiaobai's article?Comrade Han Cheng will definitely sing an otherworldly song with his beautiful voice, and sing it so beautifully that the ghosts and gods are so beautiful, and then he will be caught by a certain evil prince and go home to have sex together.
What if this article is a joke.Comrade Han Cheng will definitely use his voice to shake the world and weep ghosts and gods, and sing a divine comedy that has been passed down from ancient to modern times-Two Tigers.Then he was spotted by a righteous knight, and he sacrificed his life to rescue him, and then began a long process of complaints.
But this article is a Tiantubaiwen that gathers Tianlei, Tucao, and Xiaobai into one [——].
Back to business.In other words, Han Cheng sang the shocking song "Two Tigers" with his beautiful voice.Do you know how the guests at the scene felt?
Peat It's like seeing a beautiful woman with a devil's figure and a face like a sister Feng.All the people in the lobby are suffering from such sweet torture.
A song is over.Everyone was still in shock for a long time.
In fact, Han Cheng was also frightened when he sang.He never remembered that he could sing, and it still sounded so good.
"Wow! You sing really well!" Only then did Han Cheng notice such a beautiful man sitting in the middle of the lobby.The blue hair gently and neatly winds down to the ankle, the cheeks are slightly bright red, the earrings with long tassels are on the ears, and she is dressed in a red dress, enchanting like fire.It can be said that it is rare in the world to see each other a few times.
The man clung to the old bustard's ear and said a few words to her softly, the expression on the old bustard's face was from—. — becomes = mouth = finally becomes AQA.
Then.Han Cheng, who had just started playing the game, was packed by a group of burly men and transported to a certain room.
What kind of room is that? [Yuanmu] Light red veils are hung everywhere, and there is only one kind of fruit—bananas—on the sandalwood round table.
peat!Is the era background of the white-haired OL a primitive society?Can something as ancient as a banana be taken out?Peat is not far from taking flint to cultivate chrysanthemums!
In anger, Han Cheng picked up bananas and gnawed them madly. He swore that he would eat up all the bananas in the world, lest they go to such a pure place as brothel to harm people.
Ever since, when a certain man came in, he saw such a scene.
——The beauty is reclining on the soft couch, the clothes on her body seem to be covering her body, she is about to say something, her beautiful face is flushed, her charming mouth is slightly opened, and her slender fingers are holding a huge thing in her mouth. Looking at it, there were still a few silver threads hanging down inadvertently, which made people's nose bleed.
The real reason is this.
——The silver thread is purely because the food is too bad, and the red tide is light because the indoor temperature is too high, it seems to be hidden or because the indoor temperature is too high, giant?Can the author of Peat write the word banana clearly?He is obviously eating bananas very purely, okay?
"Beauty~ she'll be shy like this~~" Looking forward to someone curling up the corners of her mouth and saying evilly, "You annoying little fairy." You guys are destined to be disappointed.A certain person just covered his face with his sleeve innocently, twisted on the spot twice, and acted shyly.
Then, Han Chengtongzi petrified.What kind of society is this?Can't I meet a normal person?
Han Cheng continued to cosplay the stone sculpture, the man approached Han Cheng, looked it over carefully, and smiled: "Speaking of which, it's really nice of you to get the name Yaludie, it suits you well."
Han Cheng sounded a little strange: "Are you a player?"
He shyly pulled up the hem of his clothes, spun around in circles, with a YD face on his face: "Does my family look like an NPC?"
...Han Cheng felt a flock of crows flying past from the angle where he looked up at the sky at a 45° angle.He won't admit that he heard NPC as NC~
"My name is nightmare, and I'm commonly known as E'e. I'm a white-haired priest." The man blinked and smiled.
"My name is Ya Die..." Han Cheng drew a circle in the corner of the wall, it was not his fault that he chose such a name, hum~
The man's smile deepened; "This name is really special, then, I'll call you Xiaodie~Xiaodie Xiaodie~~" Someone pulled Han Cheng's sleeve and shook it back and forth.
"P!" Han Cheng slapped the boy's sinful paws: "How can a man as manly as I be called such a silly name?"
The corners of Yanyan's mouth twitched, he silently looked at his flamboyant red dress and his slender figure, and then silently made up his movements for a muscular man in a bodybuilding advertisement, Yanyan only wanted to say two words: Hehe.
"Aiyou~~~ Chrysanthemum House has already given me your contract of sale~Xiaodie, you are mine~~I can't go back on this~" Yanyan continued to pretend to be cute.
"That's not my fault, it's RP's fault." Han Cheng retorted with his meager strength.
"Isn't RP yours? RP is an indispensable part of our life. If there is no RP, the package is not a good package~~If you are not a good package, you have to eat candy~~" Yan Yan took out a bag from behind. Big lollipop.
In fact, Han Cheng strongly felt that there was definitely something wrong with this stick!Because of its shape why is it a bit like pinching a certain part?And why is the sandwich hole in the middle of the peat flowing?This thing is really shocking.
"If Xiaodie is not a good person, then I will treat you to my lollipop~~~~" Yan Yan said softly, "Do you want to eat the lollipop, or do you want to sell your life?"
This guy is so scary.Mama, if he doesn't complain, he will die.And eating my lollipop is too sinful, isn't it?Why can he be so gentle and say such obscene words without changing his face?Where did the cheek buy it, and he wanted to buy it too!
"If Xiaodie doesn't speak again, I'll feed your little mouth a lollipop~~~" Yan Yan still threatened very warmly.
"Peat! I don't eat lollipops!" Which mouth is he talking about?How much does his sentence mean?What do you mean?
"Xiaodie is really a good tube~~~" Yan Yan hugged Han Cheng's head and rubbed it back and forth.
A good bobbin of peat!Have you ever seen a bad package being threatened to eat a lollipop?Forget it, just treat yourself as raising a big dog~ although he was raised.
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[wishbone] RP problem.
[Summer Mulian] RP problem.
[Hula Hoop] RP problem.
[nightmare] Sure enough, Xiaodie's RP is very bad, in fact, it is said that RP will become better after eating lollipops~~~~
[City] peat.
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