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01. Miss

01. Miss

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[City] University life is so decadent, is there no successor to my dynasty?A good college student does nothing but gossip every day!Waste of youth! !

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"Han Cheng! Why don't you get out, kid!" Hearing the miserable howl outside the door, Han Cheng just smiled contemptuously, sat on the toilet, and continued to rub the white toilet paper [? 】Love each other.

"Brother Han! Uncle Han! Grandma Han! I beg you, please move your butt. Can I copy your homework for you?" Another howl came from outside the door.

"No!" Han Cheng said righteously [? ] said: "Only the test papers written by oneself are good test papers. Only good test papers written in the worst environment can benefit people for life! Cherish your grades and refuse plagiarism!"

There was silence outside the door.Han Cheng thought they gave up going to the bathroom in the dormitory or... already, when it was settled on the spot, the fragile door panel couldn't withstand the impact of a group of hungry men like wolves and tigers, and he died heroically.But it also made a little contribution to Han Yan - at least he pulled up his pants in that 0.0001 second.

"Damn! You are a bunch of animals. You don't know how to knock on the door?" Han Cheng stroked the almost scrapped door with a painful expression on his face.

"It's not that you have to take a paper to write every time you shit!" Wang He, who was so fat that he was almost a ball, hated his conscienceless habit.

"Why don't we write a sign on the door of the toilet in the future: Han Cheng and animals are not allowed to enter. How about it?" He Wen, a gentle beast, raised his eyes in embarrassment.

"You are the beast, and your whole family are beasts! Peat, why don't you write at the gate that the summer curtain and the soul are not allowed to enter?" Han Cheng patted the toilet with hatred, sat down cross-legged, and narrated They have heard the story 130 seven times.

The theme of the story is——how the innocent boy Han Cheng was bullied by the pervert Xia Lian.

"Do you know that Xia Lian is really a beast! Not only did he cheat the hearts of those ignorant girls, but he also prevented me from talking about life with the beautiful young man! He has a gentle appearance, In his bones, he is a hundred times more beastly than He Wen. Compared with Xia Qinshou, He Wen is like a girl with yellow flowers compared to the bed in the fence."

Hello!Is there an inevitable connection between the big girl with yellow flowers and the bed in the Goulan?Wang He and He Wen cos sculpture.

"Is that Xia Lian really such a beast? Could it be that he did something to you?" An abrupt voice came, and Wang He Hewen's eyes widened in surprise, while Han Cheng, who had been in a state of grief and anger, kept his head down. , Beat the ground with your hands.

"P! Which guy without eyes said that? I am handsome, unrestrained and heroic. How dare he do anything to me? Let me show you! I can beat him with just one little finger!" Han Cheng raised his head and saw the handsome man Standing at the door, warm and moist as jade, give him a change of clothes, it is the white-clothed knight in martial arts movies.

"Ah Cheng, don't sit on the ground, be careful of catching a cold." He helped Han Cheng up and stroked Han Cheng's dog's head.

Han Cheng stared blankly at Xia Lian walking out of the dormitory, and spat at He Wen Wang He: "Fuck! Doesn't this evil spirit live outside the school and rarely come to school? Why did he suddenly run back to school? He just happened to hear Did I speak?"

"Your efforts to block the toilet every day, and the sound of Wang He bumping into each other, you can't help attracting people!" He Wen pointed to a group of onlookers outside, girls + men + transvestites + aliens [? 】.

"Pey coal!" Han Cheng aggressively kicked the door panel away and left angrily.

But in the eyes of a group of rotten women, rotten men and rotten aliens.

"Aww! Han Xiaoshou is so arrogant~~" a certain woman covered her face and howled.

"Short oil~~~Xia Zonggong v5~hey. Aren't you a Hualan from the Department of Computer Science?" A woman who was also full of spring said in surprise, pointing at the woman who spoke just now.

"What kind of flower is it? The computer department's flower is obviously Mr. Xia~" Lan also poked her face, and then froze: "Such a touch, such a taste, are you the talented girl Baozibao of the Chinese department? purple?"

Student Bao Zi pretended to be deep: "This old man has been hiding his merits and fame. Unexpectedly, after more than 300 years, so many people still remember his old name."

Lan Ye poked Bao Zi's face again, and the two laughed together.

Such scenes of family recognition are not uncommon at the door of dormitory No. 419. Every day, countless people stop at the door in order to find JQ.Han Cheng took pains and troubles, and finally decided to rent a house outside by himself, saying goodbye to this earth where rotten girls are flying everywhere.

In fact, apart from this, there are also Han Cheng's own reasons.There are some things that even the best of buddies can't understand.For example about Ah Ni, for example... Han Cheng is an M.

That's right, Han Cheng is an M.And it is a very thorough curved M.In today's society, homosexuality can be regarded as running around all over the street.But as an M, Han Cheng knew that he was not understood by normal people.

But so what?He, Han Cheng, has always been a slanted sword, he doesn't care what he does, as long as he is happy.

Han Cheng looked at himself in the mirror and tried his best to make a wicked smile, but no matter how he looked at it, he looked silly.All right.He gave up, and he is not forced, and he would not call Ya Die if he was raped.

ah!Damn student dormitory!Bye now!

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[Inverse Luo Xiao] I know the story about Ice Cube and his kitten~

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[April Moruo] Professional soy sauce party, passing by once, worry-free for life~

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