There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

Chapter 169

Therefore, in the end, with the nod and approval of the "head of the family", Jinran took his eldest son Owen to participate in the reality show "Today I Want to Act" and it was decided.

The program team happily promoted the entire winter vacation. Before the program started, all kinds of gimmicks were done, which made the hearts of the people itchy, and they clamored for the reality show that will only be broadcast in March next year. You are giving me so many previews now. What does the advertisement announcement do, and it prevents people from enjoying the new year.

And Yuan Jinran said, no matter whether you can celebrate the new year well or not, anyway, my year is over happily - I took my wife and son home and rested for more than a month. On the fourteenth day of the coming year, Jinran and Jiang Chuan took The children returned to the villa on the mountain.

At that time, according to Fang Ge’s itinerary for Jinran, there should be three days until the official start of the reality show—and Jinran’s entire mental state is completely immersed in the happiness of the New Year and cannot extricate himself from relaxation. In Yuan Jincan’s words, it is : Actor Yuan willingly fell into depravity, and lived a happy life as a retired veteran cadre without the slightest struggle.

I am quite dismissive of this statement.

Arriving at home now, the children were tired after a day of running around, so I just washed them and put them to bed. After the two children fell asleep, the room that was originally full of Yuan Chuan's chattering noise suddenly became quiet. After getting down, I took off the wet clothes for the children when they took a bath, and prepared to take a bath.

"Go as soon as you want, what does it look like to walk around dressed like this?"

"Why are you talking to me in a son-in-law tone?"

"You are my son, called Dad."

"shameless."

Jin Ran rolled his eyes, took off his jeans and casually put them on the sofa, turned around and was about to go to the bathroom—but when he accidentally passed the mirror on the way, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the "beautiful figure" floating by in the mirror , He paused, froze for a moment, then took a step back with a thoughtful expression, and returned to the front of the mirror.

Sincerely: "..."

After a winter vacation of fattening, living a life of raising pigs at home, eating and sleeping all day long, Jin Ran has gained eight catties in a month, which has created the sleek black-haired young man in the mirror at this moment , flushed.

Jin Ran stared at himself in the mirror for a long time, then turned around and looked behind him, and seemed to feel that something was wrong, so he turned back——

After repeating this four or five times, Jiang Chuan, who was sitting on the sofa and using a tablet to receive emails, finally couldn't take it anymore. He raised his head and glanced at the person who was frozen in front of the mirror: "Flipping pancakes upside down, you? Let Did you hear me go take a shower, be careful of catching a cold."

"No, Brother Chuan," Jin Ran turned around, grabbed his cheek with both hands and pulled it down, his black eyes widened in horror, "Where did my mermaid line go?! My mermaid line left home Run away!!! Mess!!!”

Jiang Chuan was stunned for a moment, and it took him a few seconds to realize what to say. He put down the tablet and said, "It's true that you are fat, but don't confuse the public here. How many years have I slept next to you? Never noticed that you have a fish line?"

Put your hands down: "Then your observation skills are too careless."

Jiang Chuan: "When you filmed the first part of "Mysterious Seed", you were at the peak of your beauty, right? Looking back at your story is still a classic, and the scene where your fans blow you around naked and splash water—someone Fishing line, I ate the disc."

Jin Ran's expression changed drastically: "What, what peak acting value! You mean I'm an old man now?"

Jiang Chuan was expressionless: "One size is one size, don't focus on the key points randomly."

Jin Ran: "I'm fat!"

Jiang Chuan: "It's just getting fat in middle age, you have to experience it in life, don't panic."

Jinran: "You still don't talk."

Jiang Chuan: "For the New Year's Eve dinner to make you eat less than two bites, it's like I abused you, you deserve it."

Jinran: "I told you not to talk."

Jiang Chuan: "We all know that TVs now like to use LCD widescreen, which makes people look fat on TV. You can wait until March next year to show your fans a middle-aged and fat actor-congratulations, after your retirement Comedian route development plan can be put on the agenda in advance."

Jinran grabbed her jeans and rushed into the bathroom, crying all the way.

……

When I was sleeping at night, in order to express my dissatisfaction with Jiang Chuan's malicious words such as "old man" and "middle-aged fat", he put on his pajamas and announced that he was going to the next room to squeeze with his son.

Surprisingly, this time Jiang Chuan did not use the forceful method of disliking him and going crazy and then pushing him on the bed. After washing, the man leaning against the bed in a bath towel shook the newspaper without raising his head: "'You are old and pearly' It's your own imagination, don't count it on me."

The pair of strong, well-proportioned and slender long legs under the bathrobe blinded Jin Ran's dog eyes.

After slamming the sentence "I'm so damn fat all over my body", he slammed the door angrily and left, closed the door and stood outside the door for three seconds, listening attentively and found that there was no sound of a man getting out of bed to chase after him in the room. The voice came, and Jin Ran squeezed into her son's bed heartbroken.

Then the son who was sleepy in a daze gave him a knowing blow——

Yuan Chuan: "Huh? Baba, don't worry, you are so fat."

Sincerely: "..."

I wanted to open the window and jump off the second floor and drown myself in the fish pond in the back garden.

Because of the successive blows, Jinran spent the whole night in a nightmare. In the dream, Jinran was so fat that he couldn’t get out of bed. Every day, Jiang Chuan had to hand the food to his mouth because his hand could no longer reach it. His mouth, and when feeding him food, Jiang Chuan's disgusted face blended perfectly with his face tonight. At the end of the story, Jiang Chuan put his arms around an S-shaped foreign girl and said to Jin Ran, "We are divorced." Let's go", Jinran roared in pain "why?" He desperately reached out to grab Jiang Chuannai, but he was too fat to get up from the bed——

Until the heaviness on his chest made Jinran finally wake up from the nightmare.

Moving away Yuan Chuan who was pressing on him, he raised his head cautiously.

Then he saw a large group of Chuanner reality show staff standing in the bedroom, four or five cameras on the staff's shoulders, and a neatly dressed and refreshed Jiang Chuan.

Plus the older son, Owen, who is also fully dressed, sitting in the chair next to him.

Sincerely: "????"

Supporter: "Morning, Brother Ran! When we hesitated to wake you up cruelly, you finally woke up!"

Sincerely: "..."

In the itinerary given by Fang Yu, the program team started work on the [-]th day of the new year. In fact, they came here on the [-]th day of the new year. Jiang Chuan behaved abnormally last night = he was tricked.

They are in collusion.

Reality TV scripts are deceptive.

Or it's simply that the crew, who are crazy about the ratings, are not on the right track!

It took three seconds to figure out what was wrong, and Jinran let out a "fuck" sound, and reflexively lifted the quilt to cover her face—at the same time, she didn't forget to be very protective of the sleepy general Yuan Chuan also dragged himself into the quilt: "How did you get in here! A group of bandits! Robbers!! Peeping Tom!!!"

The host smiled and said that the blame was right: "Of course Brother Chuan opened the door, otherwise we wouldn't even be able to get past the security of the community. Speaking of which, do you two sleep in separate rooms now?"

"Just last night," Jiang Chuan's voice recalled in an unhurried manner, "this man likes to pester people when he sleeps, and he can't open the door for you today if he wants to sleep together. He must know when I wake up, so he made an excuse last night Coax him to sleep next door."

Everyone: "..."

Before everyone could recover from the explanation of whether it was showing affection or something, Yuan Jinran's scolding had already sounded in the bed——

"Jiang Chuan, your uncle, you are full of routines, you!!!! Smelly and shameless!!!...Then who is holding back, the face has not been washed and the hair has not been combed! Also, remember the dirty words just now Cut it off! Just scold Jiang Chuan! I don’t want to be educated by his fans to be a man!”