Chapter 29 Master Liar
Chapter 29 Master Liar
Tao Xi tilted his head innocently and pointed at himself.
"Me?" He looked back at Xie Qinglan, confused, "What should I do then? How about I go to the Duta Temple to burn some incense and ask the old abbot to have a look?"
The maestro's face was flushed, and his neatly trimmed goatee was trembling.
"Children can't be taught... What do old Buddhist monks know? I, Longhushan, are the first to subdue demons! You yellow-mouthed child, you don't know what to do!"
Tao Xi spread his hands in embarrassment.
"But master, you said just now that you have never been able to fight this ghost."
Zhang Tianshi almost didn't come up in one breath, and pouted.
He kept saying "Zhuzi is unreasonable" or something, and left angrily.Secretary Shen pointed at Fatty Sun threateningly, and chased him out as if you were waiting for me.
Tao Xi grimaced slightly.
After all, Sun Huaiyu still believed a little bit, with a worried face.
"What if the master is right? After all, he is an expert from Longhu Mountain..."
Xie Qinglan disdains.
"fake."
Fatty Sun nearly dislocated his jaw.
"Fake...fake?"
"From uniforms to props, to nondescript and gaudy procedures, 99% of them are liars who don't understand anything. 1% of them may be Huoju Taoists bluffing and deceiving."
Tao Xi also smiled and hooked shoulders with Fatty Sun.
"Don't worry, this man is definitely a liar. Don't you see his Taoist robe with the color of a wasp familiar?"
Sun Huaiyu was said to be a little confused.
"That said, it seems a bit..."
He Zhang suddenly realized and clapped his hands.
"I said why does it look familiar? Isn't this the uniform of Uncle Ying in the Hong Kong zombie movie?"
Tao Xi is a very experienced sub.
"Looking at the rough material and workmanship, Taobao can buy a suit for less than 200 yuan, and it also includes free shipping."
Xie Qinglan squeezed in between Fatty Sun and Tao Xi without a trace, separating them.
"A serious Taoist would not be so high-profile, nor would he be so arrogant. If he really has the ability, why did he go around a long way to find the place where the worker fell from the building? But seeing that we found the accident site first, he was flustered and unconvinced. Deliberately diverting the water to the east, trying to divert the conflict."
Sun Huaiyu was persuaded.
"This grandson is really hurtful, and he still doesn't forget to cheat people at this time. If you really believe it, ask him to exorcise ghosts, and this grandson will make another money! It's fucking amazing!"
Although Tao Xi himself is not very innocent, but he thinks that some hexagram deduction is still based on Taoist theory and psychological orientation, at least he will not be cheated for the sake of money, so he ruthlessly separates himself from this kind of deception in his heart. Qian Shenstick drew a clear line and nodded empathetically.
"That's right, it's too wicked."
"What now?"
Sun Huaiyu looked at Tao Xi and Xie Qinglan eagerly.
Although the one Shen Kun found was a liar, they also didn't solve the problem substantively.At least one show must be performed for the leaders and workers above, so that work can be resumed smoothly.
Xie Qinglan pondered for a moment.
"Although the workers who had the accident before did not turn into wandering spirits. But there are indeed other problems here. It is related to Feng Shui and Earth Qi. But this cannot be solved now. It will take a few days until the day of the new moon. , to do a ritual can completely solve it.”
Fatty Sun is very grateful.
"Listen to the master, do whatever you say! Then these few days..."
Xie Qinglan pointed at He Zhang.
"Anyway, he is familiar here. If I need to cooperate, I will go to him directly. I need to find a magic weapon these days, and I will do it on the night of the new moon to suppress the scurrying earth energy here, so that nothing will happen."
He Zhang nodded repeatedly.
"Okay, I will fully cooperate."
So the three of them got rid of Fatty Sun and went to eat barbecue.
People in small towns have a high sense of happiness in life.
Before nightfall, the pedestrian street is already very lively.
There are ring stalls for entertaining children, stalls selling flowers, birds, fish and insects, or clothing stalls stacked like a pile of hills.The stall owner shouted while fanning: Ten yuan a piece, ten yuan a piece!All ten dollars!
Next to the stall selling clothes is a barbecue stall.
The aroma of cumin and chili noodles continued to spread, and Tao Xi was very worried about whether the clothes contaminated with the aroma of barbecue would still be sold.
But obviously the boss is not worried.
The bald boss fanned his cattail fan vigorously, causing soot to fly, while yelling something loudly with a red face.
The boss who sells clothes next to him doesn't mind, and he can chat with him if he has nothing to do.
Tao Xi's life in the city is obviously not in place.
At least there is no such experience of street masturbation.
He Zhang went to get four bottles of cold beer by himself, bit off the lids one by one, and poured a glass for Xie Qinglan and Tao Xi each.
"I'm really embarrassed today. I didn't expect that they would invite other people. It's my fault that this incident made such a fuss."
He Zhang was a real person, before Xie Qinglan could speak to Tao Xi, he punished himself with two cups.
After drinking it, he wiped his mouth and looked so refreshed that he couldn't control himself.
"You drink too."
Xie Qinglan glanced at Tao Xi, and took the cup in front of her.
"He can't drink, give him a bottle of drink."
He Zhang chuckled.
"Old Xie, you really know how to hurt people."
After speaking, he got up and went to get a can of Arctic Ocean for Tao Xi, and thoughtfully asked for an extra straw.
Tao Xi didn't know Xie Qinglan's drinking capacity, so she was a little worried.
They have other plans for a while, so don't drink too much before leaving.
Xie Qinglan shook her head with a slight smile on her eyebrows.
"It's okay, I have the amount."
When He Zhang was asking the boss for a straw, he turned around inadvertently, and saw Xie Qinglan tilting her head close to the child's ear, not knowing what she was talking about.
Xiao Tao nodded obediently, and said something with her head turned slightly.
He Zhang sighed with emotion.
Hey... love is a fucking good thing!I think back then...
Before he could start reminiscing about the past, the boss dug out the straw for him and insulted him by the way.
"It's not a girl's film, but also fix the straw, you will not die if you are hypocritical."
He Zhang laughed and yelled at the boss.
"Fuck you, you know shit."
After he was about to leave, he paused again.
"Add two lamb kidneys, and I have to make up for my brother."
The boss's craftsmanship and hand speed are good, and the meat is served in a plate soon.
The three chatted while eating.
"Brother He, do you have a deep friendship with Brother Sun?"
In fact, this matter was quite thankless for He Zhang.
It's done, he owed Xie Qinglan and the others favors, but he didn't get a cent of the money.
No, it's not easy to explain to Sun Huaiyu and Xie Qinglan.
He Zhang understood Tao Xi's voice-over, with a look of indifference.
"Little Tao, you don't understand. People like me rely on loyalty in society. In life, no one has to encounter some difficulties. Help when you can, and treat it as a good fortune." Reported."
This attitude is quite positive.
Tao Xi held up the can.
"Just say that to Brother He, I respect you."
He Zhang chuckled, picked up the big green bottle, touched it, and blew half of the bottle into his mouth.
Tao Xi continued to ask him.
"Then you also know that Brother Sun is related to the big boss above? Have you met the big boss?"
He Zhang honestly shook his head.
"I haven't seen that big man, how can I see him. I heard from Fatty Sun that Mr. Wu has been in the capital for a long time and rarely returns to his hometown. That's right, if I become famous, I don't want to go back to this small place to feel aggrieved." If it wasn't for the project in this square, I think he would have completely forgotten that there are still a bunch of poor relatives in his hometown."
Tao Xi bit the meat skewer and asked casually.
"Looking at it this way, Mr. Wu is not bad. Didn't he say that he also donated money to the county No. [-] middle school and set up some kind of fund?"
He Zhang took a mouthful of three skewers of pork tendon, chewing them with a creaking sound.
"You listened to what he said! Xiao Tao, you are still young, do you really believe that those rich people will spend a lot of money without thinking about anything? It's all tricky!"
Tao Xi put down the bracelet and looked at He Zhang seriously.
"What's the trick?"
He Zhang was just talking casually, but seeing Tao Xi was serious, he felt a little guilty.
"I don't know what's tricky, but it's definitely not simple. Do you think that the richer the richer, the more stingy? What kind of donations, charity, they donate 100, and get back 1000! The richer the person , the more you can’t believe it! Compassion does not control soldiers, righteousness does not control wealth, do you know that?”
Tao Xi frowned.
"Ah? Is that so? But if you donate money to the school, what kind of money can you get? It can't be said to train successors in advance."
He Zhang was amused by Tao Xi.She turned to look at Xie Qinglan and explained.
"Old Xie, you really have to take good care of this kid, he's so simple. Baobuqi will be tricked into a big ravine one day."
Tao Xi was not convinced.
Anyway, he has been wandering around alone for more than half a year, so who do he look down on?
The three of them ate, drank, and were chatting excitedly. He Zhang looked at the clothes stall, and the three little girls looked at them and pointed.
While talking, they covered their mouths and laughed, and one of them was still jumping.
I thought it was the little handsome guy who provoked the nymphomaniac.
This buddy was also a little drunk, so he greeted him with his hand.
"Hey! You three, if you want to see it, just come and see it!"
Tao Xi turned her head in a daze, and saw the three girls really pushing each other over.
One of them was elected as a spokesperson.
"That... are you Master Tao?"
When Tao Xi heard this, he smiled.
The three girls on the opposite side of the smile almost fainted.
"I am, where did you know me? If you want to write fortune-telling or buy talismans, you can find me at the opposite side of the Duta Temple tomorrow."
The faces of the three girls flushed with excitement.
"We're not looking for your fortune-telling, we just want to see you."
"We saw you from the short video, you are more handsome than the video!"
"Handsome, can you sign us?"
"That's right, let's sign it. Or can I add WeChat?"
When the three girls talked to each other, Tao Xi was dumbfounded.
"What short video?"
During the chattering explanations of the girls, Tao Xi remembered that it seemed to be the case.A pretty young lady came to interview him.
At that time, I thought it would be possible to expand some popularity and open up some sales, but I didn't expect it to make such a big fuss?
Confusedly, he signed the T-shirts for the three girls, Tao Xi asked by the way.
"You all saw me on the Internet? Am I famous on the Internet?"
This kind of handsome guy who is red and doesn't know it is the most attractive.
It's as if a handsome person is really handsome without knowing it, and if he is handsome but knows it, he will inevitably be greasy.
"Don't you know? You're popular! After watching the video, we came here from the capital to see if we could run into you on the street! We really ran into each other!"
The most excited girl held her mobile phone in both hands, and boldly asked, "Handsome guy, please add WeChat!"
Before Tao Xi could speak this time, Xie Qinglan flatly refused.
"Private WeChat, no strangers. Sorry."
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