mismatch pheromone

Chapter 149 Go Catch the Biggest Naughty Egg

At first glance, a boy who looked about two or three years old at the most, with a thin body and a shaved American-style short-cut head howled, rushed into the courtyard gate like a cannonball, and accurately threw himself on the rest of the nest chair to enjoy the shade. The old lady's legs.

"Why don't you report why you were whipped?" Yu Jinghai with a deep voice then strode in, with a straight face, staring at Yu Xiaoxi who was rushing into the old lady's arms.

"Come down. When you encounter trouble, you will find someone to block you. Who taught you to be so promising?!"

After finishing speaking, he will drag this kid to the ground.

"What's the matter?" Mrs. Yu raised her fan to stop her, "What's wrong with him?"

Yu Jinghai slammed his fist angrily, "He pulled out the seedlings of Uncle Wu's family."

"...Xiaoxi, why are you pulling that thing? You can't eat it." Mrs. Yu lowered her head and asked her grandson wonderingly.

"The teacher said that it is wrong to push the seedlings to encourage growth. I just want to see why it is wrong with my own eyes. Only practice can test the truth!" Yu Xiaoxi explained confidently.

This explanation made his father's face turn black with coal, "Come here, I will let you feel other truths."

The old lady loved the little doll, but she still protected it after all, and patted her fan to make Yu Jinghai back.

"Mom, you can't get used to him. If you don't teach him a lesson, he won't know the pain. If he doesn't know the pain, he won't have a long memory. Next time he will dare to do this."

The son and his mother were bickering at the gate of the courtyard.

"It's enough to reason with him. It's not fun to educate children with sticks now. Are you out of date? I wondered how I didn't beat you when you were young. Why is your temper getting more and more violent every day?"

"That's because I was so relieved when I was a child." Yu Jinghai argued dumbly, and continued to grab people with his hands.

Seeing that he was still in good spirits, the old lady choked on him even more unwillingly.

"You can pull it down, growing up is not as good as when you were a child, you are already in your forties, and your daughter-in-law hasn't caught it yet..."

The words came out in a hurry, without thinking too much, seeing Yu Jinghai instantly stabilized, the old lady realized that she had said the wrong thing, which hurt her son's heart.

Yu Jinghai clenched his fists, with a sullen expression, and sat on the bench in the other corner, picking up the newly returned batch of watermelons.

The relatives talked to each other afterwards to ease the conflict between the two women.

"Ah Hai must have been irritated. Little watermelons have caused a lot of trouble. Last time I tore down someone's grape trellis, and the last time I painted someone's door panel... Is it not Ah Hai who apologized and helped repair it..."

"That's right, the one over there is your own son, and the one you're holding... Hey, you said you two were arguing over an outsider..."

"Third Aunt, Xiaoxi is not an outsider." Yu Jinghai suddenly called out to the relative, and now his face darkened even more, and corrected his mistakes, "He is a member of our Yu family, my son."

The third aunt let him, a junior, contradict her, and she couldn't hold back her face. She felt that it was not good enough to speak for him, and she suddenly became angry, "What about your son, you are here to rush to recognize your relatives, what I said is not In fact, his horoscope is still—”

"We have something to say first, no one can mention that matter." Yu Jinghai stood up abruptly, the fierce look in his eyes made the aunt back a lot, "Anyone who thinks my son is unlucky should not come into our courtyard."

On the contrary, it was the relatives of Quanhe and Yu Jinghai who broke up anxiously.

"...Go, go, let's go, you guys, it's noon, and there's no one at home? Don't you need to cook? You're still chatting here..."

When the child brought up the matter, Mrs. Yu was also very upset, and hurriedly danced the fan to urge the relatives away.

Before several people looked at each other and left, the third aunt angrily dragged the one next to her to complain.

"You said that his daughter-in-law can't get it, so if you think about it, you'll leave it to the child, but no matter how anxious you are to have a child, you can't just pick one and treat it as a real kiss..."

"Isn't it? People always go home to pick up treasures. He's lucky. He picks up a broom star and protects it desperately. I don't know if he was stimulated by that Xiao Zhou. He's so magical..."

"Oh...forget it, forget it..."

In the yard, Yu Xiaoxi, who was still lying in the arms of the old lady, had become extraordinarily well-behaved, and stopped talking loudly. When Yu Jinghai turned back and entered the house with the bag of watermelon, he immediately tugged on the corner of the old lady's clothes.

"Grandma, I was wrong." Yu Xiaoxi held her head high, with tears in her eyes.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful to me." The old lady knocked on the fan, "It's not me who is angry with you, you have to admit your mistake and tell your father."

Yu Xiaoxi seemed to be very hesitant, taking one step and taking two steps back.

Seeing his cowardly appearance, the old lady was overjoyed, "What are you doing? Are you afraid that he will beat you? He was just trying to scare you. When did he really beat you so hard?"

"However, don't let him cause trouble just because he loves you... People from my old Yu's family have to be tough and have a degree. It's okay to make trouble, and if you make trouble, you have to be brave when you realize your mistake. You have to admit your mistake, you know?"

Yu Xiaoxi listened to grandma's instruction, nodded vigorously, and immediately fired into the back room to find his father to admit his mistake.

After Yu Jinghai finished moving the watermelon, he looked down, only to realize that the little boy was standing by the corner with his hands behind his back.

"Dad, I'm sorry, I'm not good, you beat me!!" The apology-style slogan burst out loudly from the kid's mouth, and at the same time, he bowed at ninety degrees.

The strength did not stop, and it almost became a skateboard and dived directly to the soles of his father's shoes.

Yu Jinghai quickly grabbed his collar, lifted him up, put him back on the small bench, and then had a serious conversation.

"...Xiaoxi, you are almost four years old. You are old enough to be sensible. You can't be like before—" Yu Jinghai stopped suddenly when he said this.

Speaking of it, this is something that he and his wife find very strange.

In the first year after picking up this kid, he was quite obedient, and he rarely said anything. Later, when he went to kindergarten, he got in touch with more people and became a bit more lively, but suddenly he became very mischievous, and he would make a fuss at every turn.

Going to school is to learn knowledge and rules, but he is different from other children. He learned to let himself go, and he didn't yell at the walls or tiles for three days.

Yu Jinghai was also very puzzled, why did he go against others?

"... Cough, in short, I can't be mischievous anymore." Yu Jinghai continued to educate.

This time, the disaster was neither big nor small, if he didn't arrive in time, Yu Xiaoxi would have to be picked up with a broom.

If it hurts others, it will definitely hurt yourself.

Yu Xiaoxi listened for a long time, half understanding, but his attitude was very correct. Yu Jinghai told him not to make such a fuss in the future, and gave him another piece of iced watermelon.

Yu Xiaoxi eats watermelon more politely than before. She doesn't get watermelon seeds on her face, and she will hold a small towel to wipe her face, mouth and hands at any time.

"Is he a man?" Yu Jinghai patted the back of his head, "If it's true, if you agree, you have to keep your word."

Yu Xiaoxi wrinkled her small face, stopped eating melons, and rubbed the towel, as if she was embarrassed by this agreement.

Yu Jinghai saw that he was in a hurry, and took away the towel that suffered.

"Just asking you to promise not to cause trouble in the future, is it so difficult? What are you thinking about, the hair on this top will make you bald... Why do you have to go around all over the place?"

"Because, because..." Yu Xiaoxi lowered her head and yelled anxiously, "You are sick. If you are sick, you will die in the future. I don't want you to be sick or die."

"...When did I get sick?" Yu Jinghai was at a loss, "Where did I hear that?"

"Grandma and the others said that you were sick, and here—" Yu Xiaoxi straightened her body, stretched her small hand upwards with great effort, and covered Yu Jinghai's chest, "I'm sick. I also saw that Dad, you are really sick. sick!"

Immediately afterwards, he described himself in a true and emotional way.

Every time my father touched the red string hanging around his neck, he felt more and more uncomfortable, and then he would become bored and unmotivated when doing anything...

My dad hugged the small pillow and howled "sucking, sucking" after drinking Dafa. It seemed to be very painful. It seemed that the pain was so painful that he was crying, and his nose was sucking...

He looked horizontally and vertically, and felt that his father's soul was about to be snatched away by his parents-in-law in the underworld!

Later, Yu Xiaoxi accidentally got into trouble for the first time, Yu Jinghai was busy teaching him a lesson, cleaning up his mess, and began to give him warnings, for fear that he would not learn well, and kept watching him all day to prevent him from going astray...

From Yu Xiaoxi's point of view, it was his father who became more powerful, with vitality growing from head to toe.

Yu Xiaoxi thought that this method could make her father heal quickly and return to health, so she jumped up and down very hard.

Over time, he ran ahead, and Yu Jinghai chased him after him, yelling at him: "Little watermelon! Yu Xiaoxi! It's the opposite! Believe it or not, I'll take a picture of you as a real watermelon today!!"

"——So dad, I must rescue you! My dad!" Yu Xiaoxi raised her small fist with a firm expression.

Yu Jinghai's cheekbones twitched, he silently swept out his right slap, and pressed down that small fist, "Don't think about it all day long, there's nothing wrong with you, it's just... um... so..."

Even though he was facing a small child and couldn't understand much of what an adult said, he couldn't lie casually to the child, and the impact would not be very good.

"Then what is it?" Yu Xiaoxi asked curiously.

Yu Jinghai was so irritable when he was asked by the little boy, a beautiful figure suddenly appeared in his head, and he couldn't help muttering under his voice, "I was thinking of your other dad."

After saying this, regardless of whether Yu Xiaoxi listened or not, she got up suddenly and went into the kitchen to prepare lunch.

Yu Xiaoxi didn't hear the answer clearly, and hurriedly walked around his legs and continued to ask why and what.

Yu Jinghai raised his legs to move the little boy out, but he saw the eighth cousin who had just returned to Yanhe to visit relatives a few days ago, roaring into the house from outside.

"Brother! Brother...where is my cousin!?"

"Why are you talking so loudly? You are cooking." Yu Jinghai responded without raising his head, and was dealing with the children running around in the kitchen while setting up the pot.

"Brother!! I saw my cousin." The eighth cousin explained, "I must be right, it is him, near Linqiao..."

There was a sudden bang, followed by a series of bang bang bang bang, bang bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Yu Jinghai listened to what the eighth cousin said later, his eyes were stunned, as frozen as a stone pier.

At this moment, Yu Xiaoxi finally succeeded in grabbing Yu Jinghai's left leg, triumphantly raised the little cutie with the same hairstyle as his father, and was about to continue asking questions.

As a result, his father moved his legs and feet, and he left him in a blink of an eye, and in a blink of an eye, he was already rushing away like a rocket into the sky.

Yu Xiaoxi was dumbfounded for a moment, and a new question arose when she was confused.

Why is Dad running faster than the one who caught him?Why did dad speed up?Who is he going to catch?Is it a naughty bastard who is less pumped than him?

Yu Xiaoxi carried a basket of small question marks on her back, kicked off his short legs, and rushed out of the yard.

"Hey?! Little watermelon! What are you doing??" the eighth cousin shouted, but she couldn't call the child back.

The mother who came with her to deliver the bacon twisted her arm, complaining, "Did you really tell Ah Hai? Are you making trouble! I told you that I found a new partner for him. Maybe it will be possible..."

"You're making trouble." She retorted, "Who can't see it, my brother has made it clear in his heart in the past two years that he still only misses his sister-in-law. If you want me to say that he is only willing to meet you, he is just cooperating with you, perfunctory..."

"You're going to piss me off, you!" My mother stomped her feet, "Isn't that what I gave you, I think you were bribed because of this..."

What my mother said was not wrong, indeed, she still recognized this cousin from the bottom of her heart because of the ukulele Zhou Xi gave her.

She also always felt that Zhou Xi's intentions in giving fireworks were not simple. If she didn't care about her cousin very much, would the cartload of gifts brought back to Yanhe at that time be able to coax all the old, middle-aged, young and small relatives of the Yu family into place?

She didn't know why the two separated because of something, but now they are so close.

Let's not talk about whether the two sides are incompatible or not suitable for cooperation, just because of the fate that they can still get to the same territory after going around, it should be seen.

—Cousin, come on, those who rush at it must bring my cousin back!

But the fact is that Yu Jinghai ran fast and furiously, and took a shortcut to the Linqiao, but his steps were steady and heavy.

He stood under the old tree at this end, and saw Zhou Xi among the crowd on the bridge at a glance.