mismatch pheromone

Chapter 101

Yu Jinghai was covered by a dark cloud for an instant, and he didn't dare to breathe out. He turned his head to look at the crooked carpet, and then looked at the monitoring screen at the door that was called up on Zhou Xi's phone, his eyes darkened even more.

"Hey... let's open the door." Zhou Xi tried to stand up while supporting the table, her waist ached, and she fell into Yu Jinghai's arms again.

Yu Jinghai hurriedly supported him, "What are you doing, you can't stand upright right now. Don't rush around, you won't be able to straighten your legs every time we both quarrel—hiss."

Zhou Xi twisted the rough skin on his chin, "Yes, you are so proud."

This mix of yin and yang made Yu Jinghai frightened and moved his face forward in a panic, so that his daughter-in-law could vent her anger.

"Blame me, blame me, it's all my fault, no, let's not settle the score first, you let me sort it out, the situation is so urgent now, the whole room of pheromones has to be dispersed..."

"Then what do you think we should do?" Zhou Xi angrily slapped the phone back on the table.

"Don't, don't, don't," Yu Jinghai hurriedly took his hand and rubbed it inch by inch in his own palm, "Don't break your hand, why are you so aggressive. I want to recruit, I want..."

"Why don't you call your parents and tell them that if they have luggage, leave the luggage at the door, and go to the small garden downstairs, don't let people continue to wait, you just say that we are here ..."

Yu Jinghai approached Zhou Xi's ear and explained clearly the reasons for his temporary thoughts.

Zhou Xi frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong, but still kept silent, picked up the phone again and dialed his father's number, apologized to the two elders, and then quoted Yu Jinghaijiao's words.

"...I was busy killing insects just now, and it was almost there. It has been sprayed with medicine and needs to loosen the smell. You can come back after I hear from you."

Zhou's mother: "Isn't the community you live in well-greened? It's such a high-rise building, it needs insecticide?"

Zhou Xi glanced at the man beside him rubbing his legs, "Yes, what a big bug."

Yu Jinghai met that chilly gaze, smiled and massaged harder.

Father Zhou: "Son, spray pesticides at home, people can't stay inside."

Zhou Xi snorted, and said casually, "It's okay, I'm wearing a gas mask. Anyway, put your luggage at the door and go downstairs first."

As soon as the phone was hung up, Yu Jinghai grabbed Zhou Xi's knee and pinched his handsome face, "What kind of gas mask, you pour pesticides in your local area, stupid daughter-in-law..."

Zhou Xi raised her toes, and suddenly stomped over, but Yu Jinghai quickly grabbed her.

"Don't be angry, I'm stupid, I'm stupid."

"Clean up quickly."

"Take it, take it, just take it."

Yu Jinghai hurriedly carried him to the bathroom, put him in the bathtub, washed his face and put on the fragrance, and used the skills he had learned all his life...

Zhou Xi was soon covered in fragrance foam, and her limbs were kneaded to make them more comfortable. After washing, her body smelled more of flowers than wine for the time being, so she changed her clothes and went out to pick up her father. mom.

Yu Jinghai turned around and opened the window to diffuse the smell, sprayed around with a special freshener for dispersing pheromones, and cleaned up the mess in the living room and dining room as quickly as possible.

The carpet was also rubbed in the soaking bucket, hung on the balcony to dry, and then sent a message to Zhou Xi that the alarm was off, and finally rushed into the bathroom to scrub himself.

Zhou Xi led his parents back home, and when he entered the door, he could smell the strong fragrance of lilies.

"Is this the smell of insecticide?" Mother Zhou sniffed suspiciously and looked at the indoor environment.

"Newly bought... a floral scent." Zhou Xi coughed a few times uncomfortably, and then explained briefly, saying that Yu Jinghai was taking a bath and asked his parents to rest on the sofa in the living room before pulling two suitcases Go to the guest room.

When passing by the bathroom, the door opened a crack, revealing half of Yu Jinghai's face.

"Daughter-in-law, I didn't take my clothes, I just forgot..."

Zhou Xi stopped in his tracks, looked at his cautious and thieves-like appearance, and couldn't help but sigh, "I'll get it for you now."

Yu Jinghai waited eagerly behind the door.

After a while, Zhou Xi came back from the bedroom and handed him a set of everyday casual vest and shorts.

"This won't work, it's too ordinary." Yu Jinghai shook his head violently, and lowered his voice, "You change me to something more formal."

Zhou Xi looked helpless, "You don't need to dress so formally in your own home."

"Isn't our father and mother here? We can't be so casual." Yu Jinghai looked at the clothes in Zhou Xi's hands with more and more disgust.

Zhou Xi didn't move his feet, but heard Yu Jinghai ask again, "By the way, have Mom and Dad eaten?"

"I asked just now, but I haven't eaten yet."

"Come on." Yu Jinghai suddenly said with high ambition, "Okay! Let's show my parents after washing. Wife, get me the clothes first. Don't let my parents starve, go quickly, be obedient ..."

Zhou Xi returned to the master bedroom despite being urged, and patiently changed three sets of clothes in succession, but Yu Jinghai was not satisfied.

Zhou Xi, who was still a little lazy, lost his temper, "What do you want? Which one? Where do you put it?"

"Just that one, it should be the one in the far left corner of the cabinet, it hasn't been dismantled yet..." After Yu Jinghai described it, Zhou Xi understood that it was a certain suit.

It was the small suit that Yu Jinghai specially bought for Zhou Xi in order to meet Zhou Xi's parents.

"Are you going to wear a suit to work in the kitchen?" Zhou Xi asked with a slight twitch of her lips.

"Yes." Yu Jinghai nodded solemnly, "It's more formal and polite."

Zhou Xi looked down at the three sets of clothes hanging on his arm, chose the first set of casual clothes, stuffed it into the crack of the door, and patted it directly on Yu Jinghai's chest.

"Don't change it, just come out in this suit, or you can come out naked."

"..." Yu Jinghai tossed and changed clothes three times and finally changed into a lonely Yu Jinghai, who was forced to catch the casual clothes and muttered aggrievedly, "Daughter-in-law, why are you so cruel?"

"I learned from you." Zhou Xiwen chuckled, "How did you treat me on the carpet? You are much more ruthless than me."

After speaking, he mercilessly closed the bathroom door.

After 10 minutes, Yu Jinghai took a shower, stepped on the water stains on the soles of his slippers, and walked out grumblingly.

The big vest and big pants that he usually wears look like they are fluffed up, which makes him feel depressed, and he has to pull the straps and the waist of his trousers every now and then.

Zhou Xi also just came out after tidying up the guest room.

He walked three steps, Yu Jinghai only took one step, the hell was slower than him.

"Why did you cut off the electricity?" Zhou Xi said angrily, grabbed his arm and led him directly to the living room.

Yu Jinghai stepped back and grabbed his vest, "I think this set is really bad, I should go back and change..."

Zhou Xi narrowed her eyes and stared at the cloth in his hand, "I bought this dress. Come on, tell me what's wrong with it?"

Yu Jinghai immediately shut up and silenced, gave up resistance, and let Zhou Xi drag him into the living room.

"Dad, Mom, this is Jinghai."

As soon as Zhou Xi finished speaking, the two elders on the sofa, one wearing a top hat and the other wearing sunglasses, both raised their heads in response.

Yu Jinghai glanced at it and saw the British retro style.

Father Zhou's three-piece suit on the left, and Mother Zhou's light gauze polka-dot skirt on the right, are quite grand and formal attire anyway.

Yu Jing's brain was sweating, his whole body was so tight by the cloth on his body, and the root of his teeth was almost twitching.

——Daughter-in-law, our parents are dressed up, what's the matter with my big pants and vest?Daughter-in-law, do you want me to be cool on the spot? ?