Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

Chapter 68

"Longevity? What longevity?"

When they first heard the middle-aged monk's question, the demon cultivators became more and more confused.

The middle-aged monk shook the stack of papers in his hand:

"Longevity, Immortality, Eternal Beauty... Whatever you call it, in short, you guys, according to our boss, are really lucky."

He looked at the dazed demon cultivators with a meaningful expression on their faces.

Demon cultivators looked at me and looked at you, with either confusion, doubt, or disbelief in their eyes.It took a long time to finally have the courage to speak, and the voice seemed hesitant and hesitant:

"You mean... you can give us longevity?"

"Hey, I didn't give it to you!"

The middle-aged monk immediately shook his head, and he raised the stack of papers in his hand:

"It is not me who can give you longevity, but these contracts in my hand."

contract?

what contract?

The demon cultivators didn't speak immediately, but their expressions became more and more puzzled.The middle-aged monk saw it, and did not rush to explain, but said slowly:

"These contracts were given to me by a mighty one."

He took two steps slowly around the demon cultivators, shaking the paper in his hand:

"—that mighty man is going to start a vegetable garden."

? ? ? ? ?

vegetable garden? ? ?

What the hell is a vegetable garden? ? ? ?

The gazes of the demon cultivators are not only puzzled, but also the whole brain is twisted into a mess of brains.

Seeing this, the middle-aged monk said indifferently:

"You may not know what a vegetable garden is, so just take it as a medicine garden... In short, if this great expert wants to open up a world to be his vegetable garden, of course he needs a lot of people. And he himself is too lazy to recruit people , so I entrusted this business to our platform, and because our platform has not kept up with the popular relationship, there is a little bit of disconnection in terms of personnel reserves..."

When the middle-aged monk said this, he raised his head and smiled slightly at the demon cultivators:

"So, now you have such a chance to live forever."

Before the demon cultivators who had received a huge amount of information could react from their dazed state, the middle-aged monk snapped two stacks of documents in front of each of them.

"These two contracts, one is with our Zhoutian platform, and the other is with that powerful monk. After signing these two contracts, you will get a quota of immortality—of course, you will also get As a vegetable farmer, he has the obligation to cultivate, fertilize and take care of the vegetable garden.”

"If someone doesn't understand what a vegetable farmer is, you can compare it to the medicine boy in the medicine garden, but the vegetables are easier to take care of than the panacea, so the area you need to manage will also expand accordingly... But generally speaking, the two The work content of the two occupations is still very similar.”

"I declare in advance that there is no time limit for this job. You are on the list to enter the Demon Realm. You can leave as soon as you want. However, once you leave, it will be regarded as a termination of the contract, and the quota of longevity and a series of benefits will follow. Take it back."

The middle-aged monk finished a long series of words in one breath, and then paused for a while, scanning the group of demon cultivators in front of him with his eyes:

"Anyone else have any questions?"

While he was asking questions, he was holding the huge magic weapon that was as heavy and square as a brick. The demon cultivators stared at the extremely ferocious and terrifying magic weapon, shaking their heads in unison. Little quail shivering and shivering in the cold wind of deep winter.

Under the oppression of the evil middle-aged monks, without even inquiring about the "other benefits", the demon cultivators signed their names very obediently, and then lined up to be led to the edge of the space rift by the middle-aged monks one by one.

——Yes, the edge of the space rift.

The edge of the space rift that is ferocious, terrifying, and exudes a strong and dark atmosphere...

Just standing on the edge of the gap, the demon cultivators can feel the frighteningly huge magic energy overflowing from the other side of the space gap. If they dare to take a step into the gap, they will almost certainly face being crushed by the magic energy. Pressed to the end of death.

"My, my lord... Isn't the other end of the space rift the Demon Realm..."

Looking at the terrifying dark red sky beyond the rift, Moxiu plucked up the courage to ask the middle-aged monk.

The middle-aged monk heard the words, glanced at them lazily, and gave an answer that made them feel relieved:

"Don't worry, I don't mean to let you go to the Demon Realm."

The demon cultivators relaxed slightly after hearing this, but their expressions were still somewhat nervous.

"...If it's not going to the Demon Realm...my lord, why did you bring us here..."

A magician asked cautiously.

This time, the middle-aged monk didn't even bother to answer. He just raised his hand and waved it casually in the direction of the space crack.

It seemed to be just a very ordinary wave. There was no subsequent vibration at the crack in the space, and there was not even much sound. It was just a small, slight "click", like a key entering a lock and turning the lock. sound.However, with the change of this sound, the pupils of every demon cultivator could not help shrinking, and the expression on his face also changed accordingly.

"Sky! The color of the sky has changed—"

A low exclamation of fear came from the group of magicians.

Seeing the middle-aged monk wave his hand at will, the dark red sky full of evil and ominous atmosphere at the end of the space rift slowly disappeared, replaced by a fresh water-blue sky, all the demon cultivators took a breath. , looking at the middle-aged monk with even more fear in his eyes.

The middle-aged cultivator seemed unaware, and didn't even respond to the magic weapon in his hand. He only stood on the edge of the crack and stretched out his hand to the demon cultivators with a smile after the sky turned completely blue:

"Everyone, please."

The tone was half threatening, half mocking.

The demon cultivators looked at each other, squeezed, twisted, pushed and shoved for a while, and finally reluctantly stepped into the beautiful water-blue sky one by one.

And when the last magic cultivator stepped into the water-blue sky, Shen Qingyan snapped a bright red button on the system panel with quick eyes and hands.

"drop--"

"Accept! Work! Lah!!!!!!"

The system held up a small horn and yelled around.

"It's over, it's over, it's—"

The middle-aged monk took a few steps back, opened his arms, and let a few staff members who appeared out of nowhere take off his coat and put on his uniform. The four small words "Zhoutian Platform" and the simple and elegant pattern together Bright lights flickered on the front of the uniform.

"It's over, it's over~"

A large group of balls of light laughed and chased each other, intertwined and flew from one end of the sky to the other, and the space cracks that spread like thorns were rolled up one by one along with their trajectories, folded like thin spider webs, and finally in their Under his control, they gathered into a ball and folded into a stack of soft fabrics, no thicker than the thickness of the palm.

"Call it! It's all done!"

A staff member of Zhoutian Platform stood on the ground and yelled towards the sky. Following his command with changing gestures, several small groups of flying birds of different colors glide along the edge of the sky in changing directions.Finally, with a soft "chi", the entire sky, the entire mountain—the entire sky and the earth around the crack in the space fell from the sky like a cut-off flow of water, softly and lightly stacked on the ground, It is as radiant as a piece of fine silk.

Shen Qingyan stood in front of the window of the shop and stretched out his hand, the water-blue sky shone like stars in the sky.While flickering, it continuously rotated and contracted, and finally condensed into a small water blue ball, drawing an arc from the end of the sky, and gently fell into Shen Qingyan's hands.

"It's time for work."

Shen Qingyan smiled lightly, closed his palms together, and the water-blue ball disappeared between his slender fingers.

Those monks - Quang Binh City and a group of monks in Quang Binh City, a few old men with white beards who came chasing the snow lotus halfway, scattered cultivators who came to rescue from various nearby places... all stood After the world that slipped down like silk, he raised his head and stared blankly at the scene of finishing work in front of him, one by one dumbfounded.

"...This is...what's going on?"

An old man with a white beard stammered and asked.

"Who knows what's going on... Maybe it's a ghost in the daytime?!"

The companion next to him murmured.The white-bearded old man looked back, and saw that this man was lowering his head and trying to clear his mind, while the other man was rubbing his eyes violently with both hands.

While their minds were full of confusion, the staff member who commanded the birds to finish work had arrived in front of them at some point, and while smiling apologetically at them, he kept patting their faces one by one with a jade slip in his hand. head.

"—Hello, hello—"

Snapped!

"—I am a staff member of the Zhoutian platform——"

clap clap!

"—This live broadcast event has caused trouble for everyone——"

clap clap clap!

"——Please be tolerant, understanding, and understanding—"

Clap clap clap clap! ! !

It was obviously not the first time for the staff member to do such a thing. A jade slip made him very proficient, and he slapped his wrist like a butterfly, and the group of people who were standing there stood still. He fell unsteadily, not to mention dizzy, and each of them had a swollen bump on his forehead.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this jade slip is about to be scrapped, and it's not very sensitive to use, so it's inevitable that the force will be greater."

The staff took the jade slips and continued to bow and bow to the onlookers to make amends. The white-bearded old man standing in the front was dizzy for a long while, reaching out to touch the bag on his head, he suddenly felt a jolt, empty His head suddenly woke up.

"Are you—what Sunday live broadcast platform?"

He recalled the contents of the jade slip, and looked up and down at the staff member with scrutiny.

The staff members are obviously used to this kind of scrutiny, standing there calmly, the apology on their faces is still so sincere:

"Yes, yes, we are on the Zhoutian platform. In order to ensure the requirements of the live broadcast work, we have temporarily blocked the space around us... I am very sorry for affecting your normal life. In order to express our apologies, we can provide you with some small Compensation for..."

Shen Qingyan glanced at the Guangping City Office again, and then withdrew his gaze from the staff member of the Zhoutian Platform.Looking at the busy and orderly finishing scene around him, he couldn't help but sighed to the system:

"You guys are really skilled at doing this kind of thing."

"Of course! We are the legendary Sunday live broadcast platform!"

The system proudly puffed out its nonexistent chest.

"Zhou Tian's universe is really big, and the distribution of our anchors is very wide... On average, every hour we have to face three invasions of the demon world, two world destructions, and one cosmic crisis. After a lot of training, we will naturally become very proficient..."

Hearing this, Shen Qingyan suddenly let out a "huh" in surprise.

"Wait, the demon world invades..."

"I just said I seem to have forgotten something!"

Facing the dazed system, Shen Qingyan took a deep breath.

"The crisis we are facing this time is the invasion of the Demon Realm... All the demon cultivators in this world have been tricked by me into farming in the small world, but what about the Demon Realm?"

"I was about to connect with this world, but what about the demon world that I suddenly removed?!"

"Help me—"

"It's over—"

"This hole can't be plugged——"

In the Demon Realm, the invading army that was originally ready to go is lying on the ground, looking at the ever-expanding space rift in the sky and crying.

"This fucking must be a conspiracy in the fairy world!"

The leader of the army, the noble Master Chi Yan, the true ancestor of the demon cultivator, tried his best to hug his mount Qilin Chasing the Wind Horse, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot:

"It's obviously a signal from the lower realm demon cultivator requesting an invasion, why is there a black hole outside after opening it!!! Ah!!!!"

Seeing the gap getting bigger and bigger, Chi Yan gritted his teeth and looked up to the sky:

"Immortal world!!! I, Chi Yan, will be at odds with you from now on!!!"

The unicorn chasing wind horse with all four legs sunk deep into the ground:

"Sorry-"

The author has something to say: the second update! ! ! !Although it’s a few minutes away, it’s barely twelve o’clock […]

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Subordinate: ...that... my lord, we are magic cultivators, shouldn't we be at odds with the fairy world?

Chi Yan: ... Get out (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻