Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

Chapter 28

For the first time in history, so many people gathered in Lane 23, south of Guangping City, which has always been quiet.

Shen Qingyan didn't realize the traffic in her small shop until this moment——

——It was less than half an hour after the news spread, and the South 23rd Lane was full of people inside and out.There was already no room to sit in the small shop, and the surrounding shops urgently donated tables and chairs, but it was still not enough. Shen Qingyan had to temporarily exchange furniture from the platform mall, which relieved the urgent need.

The long South 23rd Lane was filled with tables and chairs from the end to the end of the alley. At a glance, it was crowded with people. Shen Qingyan stood in front of the window and counted for a long time, and finally confirmed one thing:

…Pill yourself.

He is just a man! !It's not an invincible rotating flying octopus with three heads and six arms! !How can one meal make enough food for so many people! ! !Shoot cucumbers on a table! ! !

In deep despair, Shen Qingyan's desire to survive made him reopen the live broadcast room, wanting to start the broadcast and ask the audience if there is a solution to this situation.He never expected that as soon as the live broadcast room was opened, even before the broadcast started, Shen Qingyan saw the barrage of bullets rushing towards his face...

m(__)m Weiji Madness(-.-): "The second day without the anchor, I miss him, miss him, miss him."

At the beginning of Huadeng: "My roommate wants to watch the anchor start broadcasting_(:з」∠)_ before he dies. "

Pikali: "There is a loquat tree in the courtyard, and it was hand-planted by the anchor on the day the anchor stopped broadcasting. Now...fuck, the loquat tree has become mature (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Shen Qingyan: ...

Looking at these bullet screens, his heart was suddenly filled with guilt.

Shen Qingyan started the live broadcast silently, and the moment the black off-broadcast interface in the live broadcast room turned into color, he coughed lightly twice: "Everyone..."

Just having time to say these two words, Shen Qingyan saw a torrent of countless barrages rushing past in front of his eyes!

Mianwen Yeluo: "Anchor, you finally appeared!!! Finally, I waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up QAQ"

Liuli: "Everyone, come and watch the eunuch leave the palace comprador (*′???｀)?"

Liu PP: "Anchor, where have you been these few days TAT, we are so desperate that we can't taste delicious food..."

There were so many bullet screens passing by that Shen Qingyan couldn't see them at a glance. He could only try his best to capture as many words as possible from them, and try to explain to the audience:

"Don't be like this, everyone, I just stopped broadcasting for less than a day..."

"Yes, it is indeed because of something around me..."

Just as Shen Qingyan was thinking about how to tell the whole story about the recent events, a paid barrage suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room, and said with a desperate spirit:

"Anchor, tell the truth, the reason why you didn't show up before is because you were kidnapped by a local tyrant?"

Kidnapped, kidnapped? !

Shen Qingyan was completely stunned by the operation of this barrage, and even forgot what he was going to say before... The very bad thing is that this barrage also caused a trend, and it was like this in the live broadcast room for a while if:

"Don't be afraid, anchor!!! It doesn't matter if the other party is a local tyrant!!! You still have us here! We will unite and help you fight against the local tyrants!!"

"If you are really under the control of the anchor, just blink at us five times in a row, and we will immediately find someone to rescue you_(:з"∠)_"

Shen Qingyan: ...

"No, no, no! Don't think about it! I really wasn't kidnapped by a local tyrant!"

He tried in vain to defend himself.

As another target affected by this rumor, the local tyrant was obviously also confused by this illogical guess, because he then started to use ellipsis in Shen Qingyan's live broadcast room, and he used a golden Paid barrage swipe, one swipe is a large piece...

The already chaotic scene suddenly became even more messy...

But at this time, Hong Wenming ran into the kitchen and asked Shen Qingyan to add fuel to the fire:

"Senior Brother Shen, I can see almost everyone outside. When are you going to start cooking?"

As he said that, he chuckled and said, "I'm not going to hide it from Senior Brother Shen, when I think of the delicious dishes you said to cook, even I can't help but feel greedy..."

Hong Wenming just slapped his ass and left after speaking, leaving the audience in the live broadcast room messed up in the wind.

Wuli Yao: "What did I hear? Good food? Cooking? The anchor, you actually cook for others behind our backs???"

Ye Xiu's little elk: "I really never imagined that we are rushing to the front line to host you against local tyrants, and you actually turned around and threw yourself into someone else's arms QAQ!"

CAQ: "Anchor, you don't love us anymore (manual goodbye)"

Even the local tyrant rebelled under such circumstances. He stopped sending ellipses all over the screen, and turned to Shen Qingyan:

"So the truth of the matter is like this? I suddenly realized that all of us are just the anchor's spare tires :)"

Shen Qingyan: ...

Why do you want to make trouble at this time_(:з」∠)_...

Shen Qingyan's heart almost collapsed. After several attempts to explain to no avail, he couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the iron pan, poured a little oil into it and heated it up, and sprinkled a large handful of fiery red peppers "swish".

Almost at the moment when the pungent and spicy smell came out, the aggressive offensive in the live broadcast room disintegrated and collapsed in an instant.

Jingfen: "Damn it, this... what kind of smell is this..."

Crush.: "I'm sneezing...I can't stop sneezing...and I feel my tongue hurts QAQ while I'm sneezing..."

Close your eyes and listen to the wind: "Help, I feel like my nose is on fire...!! Anchor, please stop!!!"

Shen Qingyan had the foresight to buy himself a small golden mask. He stood inside the smoke-insulating mask and held a spatula in his hand. He reached out to scoop up a large spoonful of water when he was sure that everyone had forgotten to besiege him. He splashed it into the iron pot with a "chih".

The room fell silent for a moment.

As the bright red chili peppers surfaced one after another, the pungent spicy smell in the room finally stopped spreading. The audience in the live broadcast room tremblingly stared at the pot of chili soup, and asked Shen Qingyan with lingering fear:

"Anchor, what did you do..."

"Anchor, have you poisoned..."

Inspired by the word "poison", some viewers sent out bullet screens like this one after another:

"Here is the host of poison repair, look over here! If you are willing to share this recipe, I am willing to give the host a reward of 100 million!"

"On behalf of the cultivation world, I promise that we will never take the initiative to use anchors in foreign wars :)"

"Speak well if you have something to say, don't magnify and recruit QAQ, anchor, you must know that peace in the Three Realms is the most important..."

"Don't react so violently. In fact, this pepper is also a kind of ingredient. You will find it delicious after you get used to it..."

As if nothing had happened, Shen Qingyan explained a few sentences in a serious manner, but while explaining, Shen Qingyan's eyes fell on the pot of chili soup unknowingly, and he felt a bright light in his eyes. !

He suddenly realized what he should do with so many tables of delicacies today!

"system."

Shen Qingyan asked softly: "If I want some prepared ingredients, can the Zhoutian platform provide them for me?"

"Uh, it's probably okay...the answer probably depends on...how much can it be handled well?" the system said hesitantly.

Seeing this, Shen Qingyan said bluntly: "Then I'll make a pot for everyone to taste, and then you will see how I handle the ingredients, and you will know how far I need to go."

As he spoke, he turned off the fire, and took some fresh chili peppers to start chopping. As the memory of the spiciness just now was still fresh, the audience couldn't help shivering again amidst the sound of the fine knives chopping the chopping board.

Ye Lingxue: "Master, anchor, what are you going to do..."

Yun Yan: "Don't tell me it's what I think QAQ..."

Shen Qingyan chopped the peppers slowly, and said to the audience very kindly: "Don't think too much, everyone, it's just as you guessed, I plan to use the peppers to cook a good meal for everyone..."

Amidst the wailing in the live broadcast room, Shen Qingyan added:

"Of course, for the consideration of most audiences, I will still make some without chili, but I strongly suggest that you still try the version with chili. After all, the materials are different, and the taste must be different. It is not brave to cross the psychological barrier Try it out, how can you know which one is what you really want?"

As he spoke, he was about to put the chopped peppers into a bowl. At this moment, the familiar golden bullet screen of the local tyrant suddenly appeared at the top of the live broadcast room again.

"Anchor, pay attention to the surrounding area!"

The local tyrant said to Shen Qingyan vigilantly: "Maybe it's my illusion... But I always feel that there is something lurking nearby..."

really.

Shen Qingyan instantly slowed down the movements of his hands.

He seemed to be still chopping peppers one by one, but the movements of his hands could no longer distract him.Shen Qingyan put all his thoughts on the perception of the surrounding space, he looked around vigilantly from the corner of his eye, and after an unknown amount of time, he finally heard a familiar sound——

"Whoosh!"

Shen Qingyan threw out the kitchen knife without hesitation and threw it towards the iron pot!

With the sound of "Dang", a palm-sized talisman bird was chopped off lightly by the flying kitchen knife.However, what caught Shen Qingyan off guard was that there was another talisman bird pounced towards the iron pot!And the kitchen knife he threw out actually only shot down one of them!

Another talisman bird was jumping down towards the iron pot, and there was not even any obstacle in it!

The kitchen knife had already been thrown out at this time, and the chopping board was half-fixed on the table. The only thing Shen Qingyan could pick up was minced chili peppers.Seeing that the talisman bird was about to grab the iron pot and fly away, Shen Qingyan suddenly jumped forward in the blink of an eye, and grabbed the talisman bird with both hands!

"!!!"

"Anchor!"

Amidst the exclamation of the audience in the live broadcast room, a scene that surprised everyone appeared: the talisman bird caught by Shen Qingyan actually flapped its wings with difficulty, leading him to float from the ground bit by bit. get up...

"...Mist Grass..."

The audience in the live broadcast room were all shocked!

Meng Qingyou: "This... what kind of divine development is this..."

Durian Pai Pai Pai Pai Pai Pai: "Is this talisman bird so hanging... It actually flew away with the anchor..."

Hua Umbrella: "Anchor, let go! If you don't come down, this talisman bird will fly away with you!"

Thinking about the missing things in the kitchen during this period of time, and thinking about his worries and fears because of that scoundrel these days, Shen Qingyan's hands not only did not relax, but clenched even tighter.

"No! I will never let go! I must catch this thief today!"

Shen Qingyan grabbed Fu Niao tightly, and said almost through gnashing of teeth: "Whether that person is the city lord or someone else, I swear by my demon! After I catch him, I will tie him to a chair and force-feed him. At least eight plates of fried peppers with bitter gourd!!!”

Amidst Shen Qingyan's almost mournful and indignant voice, the talisman bird flapped its wings in his hands, flying higher and higher unsteadily.

It took Shen Qingyan away from the ground, flew out of the kitchen, and in front of everyone in South Lane 23, the talisman bird lifted Shen Qingyan up, wobbled over the roof of the small shop, and flew straight to the north go.

... In broad daylight, the sky is bright, and Fu Niao is so bold that he robs people in the street in front of so many witnesses?

At this moment, everyone in Lane 23, South of Guangping City, couldn't help but be shocked after seeing this scene. Some people couldn't help but stretch out their hands and rub their eyes, and began to wonder if they were in a dream...

Hong Wenming looked at the sky and then at the kitchen, and gradually opened his mouth. When he raised his head again, he realized what was happening at this moment.

Seeing that Shen Qingyan seemed to be flying farther and farther, Hong Wenming couldn't help shouting:

"It's not good!!!"

"Young birthday!!!"

"Brother Shen has been hijacked!!!"

The stunned people were awakened by Hong Wenming's shout, and South Lane 23 suddenly fell into chaos!

"Fuck! Hijacking? Why are the robbers so arrogant that they dare to rush into the city of Quang Binh to rob people??"

"Mr. Shen really flew away...Damn it, I was still waiting for the food, but the cook was served in one pot?!"

It has been a long time since the peaceful city of Guangping has encountered such a situation, and everyone couldn't help being a little dumbfounded. In the end, the disciple from Yunfu Mountain was the first to react. He pulled out the sword from its sheath and stepped on it. Shout out:

"Why are you standing there? They're all chasing after you!"

"Yep!"

"Follow it!"

Everyone suddenly realized.

Seeing Shen Qingyan flying farther and farther, no one cared about the rules of not allowing flying in Guangping City.At present, all kinds of sword lights are flying up in disorder, among which are mixed with some incense burners and cattail fans. Under the leadership of the Yunfu Mountain disciple who took the lead, everyone has the same goal, and they are chasing wildly in the direction of Fu Niao Feiyuan. !

The commander of the city guard of Guangping City, a Japanese official, had no choice but to reject Hong Wenming's invitation with regret.But deep down in his heart, he was yearning for the "food" that Shen Qingyan mentioned. When he was patrolling with his guards, he walked to the vicinity of South 23rd Lane unknowingly.

He was thinking about what delicious food Mr. Shen was cooking today, and why there was no scent coming out so far, the leader's footsteps suddenly paused: he felt as if he heard something.

The voice itself was not special, it could even be said to be very familiar, as if he had heard it hundreds of times on weekdays.If he were to describe it, the commander would say without hesitation that it was the sound of flying swords piercing the sky, but compared with the sound of normal flying swords flying, the sound he heard at this time seemed to be amplified countless times, buzzing It made people's tinnitus a little bit.

Moreover, they are now in Quang Binh City. The rule that people are not allowed to fly with swords in Guang Binh City has not been broken for many years. How could I hear such a sound in the city?

"Did you hear anything..."

The commander felt that there might be something wrong with his ears, and subconsciously turned his head to ask his subordinates, but when he turned his head, he was shocked to find that none of the subordinates in the entire team were looking at him.

Everyone has an extremely shocked expression, their eyes are wide open, their mouths are wide open, and they are looking at the sky for a moment...

Seeing this, the commander suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and immediately followed everyone's gaze and hurriedly raised his head to look into the sky.In the first few seconds, he unknowingly showed the same expression of extreme shock as his subordinates, but soon, the commander reacted and roared towards the sky:

"What are you all doing?? Rebellion?! Ah? You are all old people in the city. Don't you know the rules of not flying Yujian in Guangping City???"

His voice was carried far away by the breeze, and when he tilted slightly, a voice floated back from the clouds:

"Master Commander Mingjian! This is not because we want to rebel!"

The voice said this, with a bit of exasperation: "Aren't we going to wait for Mr. Shen to cook for everyone today? As a result, Mr. Shen was robbed instead of waiting for the food to arrive!"

"What?? Robbery?!" The Commander was a little stunned.

"That's right!" The voice said heartbrokenly in the face of doubts: "If you don't believe me, Commander, just look ahead! We have so many people chasing him, but the kidnapper is unmoved, and has been flying with Mr. Shen !"

The commander raised his head and glanced at the sky, and soon recognized the solitary figure flying away from the front.

"It's really Mr. Shen...Mr. Shen was robbed??"

After realizing that what the man said might be true, the leader couldn't help but feel very furious!

"Our city guards are patrolling not far away, this thief dares to take people away, it is really unbearable!!"

At the moment, the commander couldn't help but wave his hand fiercely to recruit the magic weapon:

"I won't say too many extra words. Everyone knows the name of Mr. Shen! The rest of the matter can be discussed later. Mr. Shen is in a critical situation right now. It's time for everyone—"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

Before the commander of the city guard could finish his words, several sword lights rushed out from behind him.After being stunned for a moment, the commander of the city guard stopped talking nonsense, stepped on the sword light and shouted "Go", then swished into the clouds, and disappeared in an instant!

At the same time, the situation was still chaotic on Shen Qingyan's side who was being carried away by the talisman bird.Since Shen Qingyan temporarily closed the live broadcast room before, most of the audience did not understand what happened.

"...What's going on with this meow..."

"Anchor, what did you do during the period when the live broadcast was closed? Could it be that you were robbed by the talisman bird?"

Seeing the anchor being taken farther and farther away, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but bewildered.

Seeing such a question, Shen Qingyan couldn't help but said with a bitter expression: "Although it sounds like it's made up...but you've guessed it right..."

"During the period when the live broadcast was closed, I found that my kitchen was indeed... robbed by this kind of talisman bird..."

"????"

"Run bird?? Robbery??"

"Anchor, are you serious..."

The audience's first reaction was disbelief.

Shen Qingyan didn't seem to be there yet, so he took the time to explain to everyone. While listening to the anchor's explanation, he looked at Fu Niao in front of him, and the live broadcast room quickly ignited raging anger.

"This Kou Kou Kou dares to talk to the host!!! It must want to be talked to by Kou Kou!!!"

Daofa Hengchang said indignantly.

"It seems that we haven't done enough repairs to the anchor store, and we have left a loophole that can be invaded by non-living bodies...You guys talk first, I'll go to the mall to have a look."

While talking, the local tyrant smashed millions of points.

Someone even stared at the talisman bird in Shen Qingyan's hand, and said thoughtfully:

"I seem to have seen such a talisman bird somewhere before..."

"Of course I've seen it!" The viewer with the ID "Chi Yucage Bird" reminded everyone: "Everyone in our live broadcast room has seen it! Isn't this bird the one that flies every day in Quang Binh City? When the anchor first entered the city, this kind of talisman bird was jumping around on the roof..."

A plump taro: "...what, so this talisman bird is everywhere in Quang Binh City..."

Rice Fan'er: "It's a bit of a thoughtful thought... If the talisman birds suddenly go crazy one day, wouldn't the whole city of Quang Binh be moved by them?"

Li Jin: "The one who moved Guangping City was too much! No matter how powerful the talisman bird is, it is just a talisman bird. It is impossible to move the entire Guangping City..."

Kang Kang Kang Kang Kang~: "But this talisman bird is only the size of a palm, and it has been flying with the anchor until now..."

Road 11: "Seeing the bird flying with the host for so long, I can't help but wonder, where does the paper bird get its motivation from?"

Ivy: "↑Go back upstairs, in fact, if the person who made this talisman bird is strong enough, he can add a rune that absorbs the aura of heaven and earth into the talisman..."

The focus of attention in the live broadcast room was gradually diverted, and some people even began to discuss the various structures of the runes regardless of the current situation of the anchor.

Everyone was talking, and suddenly a viewer with the ID "Mo Li" said:

"...Wait, everyone... I just thought about the points you mentioned..."

"'There are everywhere in Quang Binh City', 'the people who make talisman birds are powerful enough'...combined with the setting that the anchor once told us..."

"Blind students, I feel like I've discovered something _(:з"∠)_. "

The author has something to say: Thanks to Roe Deer, Chao Nuosheng, Ruo'er, Liu PP, Zhan Jiaxiaoqi, Ci Jing, Meng Qingyou, Sanatesi, Yuyu, Lishi, Jing, Time Fragile , Fengjuanyunshu irrigation nutrient solution~

Yes, today is another (familiar) double update...

As the double change gradually became a daily routine, I even had a feeling of "being squeezed and squeezed, and it has become a habit"...

... harm, fear ...