After wearing a paranoid bamboo horse of abusive male protagonists

Chapter 44

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Dating.

"Chenchen, let's go on a date this weekend." Song Qingshi said to Lu Yanchen one night.

Lu Yanchen was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Where do you want to go?"

Song Qingshi thought about it for a while. In fact, he didn't really want to go anywhere, but simply wanted to date Chenchen. He tilted his head slightly, and said in a low voice: "We can make an appointment as a couple. Watching movies, eating, etc..."

Lu Yanchen glanced at him, and quietly said: "Aren't they fake couples?"

Song Qingshi pursed his lips, feeling a little annoyed at his lack of cooperation, and said: "Although this is true, it is true in the eyes of others. If someone asks, it turns out that we haven't made a serious appointment yet." One meeting, what should I do if I reveal my stuff..."

Lu Yanchen said: "No one should gossip like this, and..." He looked down at the claypot rice in front of him, and said to Song Qingshi, "Isn't this a date now?"

The two were eating claypot rice in a small restaurant in front of the school.

Song Qingshi glanced at him speechlessly, what kind of couple would set their date at a small restaurant in front of the school? , took a paper towel and wiped it several times before sitting down.

Moreover, he and Chenchen came to this place at the school gate almost every three days, and hundreds of times in a year, and it didn't feel like a date at all. Could there be a sense of ceremony?

Song Qingshi kicked Lu Yanchen's shoes from under the table, and said bluntly, "Just say you want to go or not?"

"Go, go." Song Qingshi would get angry if he didn't follow him, Lu Yanchen said: "Then do you want to watch a movie or eat."

Song Qingshi said: "I want to, watch a movie first and then eat."

"Ok."

The two discussed again, and decided to go to a movie theater in the city center at four o'clock on Saturday afternoon, and then go to a grilled fish shop nearby to eat grilled fish. Song Qingshi looked through the recent movies, but there was nothing he liked. He chose a romantic movie at random.

At 03:30 on Saturday afternoon, Song Qingshi was already waiting downstairs in Lu Yanchen's dormitory, and sent him a WeChat message. A few minutes later, Lu Yanchen hurried down from upstairs and said, "Why are you so early, didn't you say Is it four o'clock?"

Song Qingshi said: "It's not too early. It will take a while to walk to the school gate and wait for the bus." He took a careful look at Lu Yanchen and said, "Chenchen, you seem to be a little more handsome."

Lu Yanchen smiled embarrassedly: "Really?" In fact, he started picking out clothes at two o'clock to see which one would look better, although he said he didn't think much of this date.

But on this day, I felt some pressure for no reason, and couldn’t help but want to tidy up properly. However, most of his clothes are casual T-shirts and loose-fitting pants. In the end, he had to choose a black T-shirt and dark blue jeans to match. Together, and then in front of the bathroom mirror, I scratched my hair with water and grabbed a little shape.

At that time, Jiang Tao teased him: "Yo, after falling in love, you will be so beautiful—"

Song Qingshi still wore white shirts and light blue jeans as usual. There was no other way. His clothes were basically matched in this way. I don’t know why he liked to wear white shirts so much after he got to college. It takes several minutes to button up the buttons, unlike him, he likes T-shirts, how convenient to wear, just put one on the head and you're done.

Lu Yanchen put his hand behind his back, led him forward, and said, "Let's go."

Their school is located in the suburbs, and they needed to take a bus to get to the city center. Because it was a weekend and there were a lot of people, there were no seats left when they got on the bus, so the two had to stand.

Lu Yanchen held the hanging ring with one hand, and supported Song Qingshi's shoulder with the other, while Song Qingshi leaned in his arms with his hands around his waist.

Because the two are quite famous in school, many people know them, and there are always people looking at them frequently along the way.

Lu Yanchen was thin-skinned, he looked down at Song Qingshi who was leaning on him, and said in a low voice: "Brother, keep a low profile and stand up straight."

Song Qingshi raised his head from his shoulders and said lazily, "No, I can't stand upright."

Lu Yanchen turned his head and looked out the window, he let out a breath, his face was a little hot, tsk, I always feel that this person did it on purpose.

It was four or ten minutes after the two of them arrived at the movie theater. The movie started at five o'clock. Lu Yanchen went to the self-service ticket vending machine and printed out the movie tickets for the two of them. Snacks, said: "Brother, do you want to eat or drink something?"

Song Qingshi stood beside him and looked at the snacks on the counter. There were only popcorn and French fries. He said, "No need, I'll just drink Coke."

So Lu Yanchen said to the counter lady, "Two cups of Coke."

After the two waited for a few more minutes, they finally began to check the tickets to enter the arena. It was only after they entered the arena that they realized that there were only a few dozens of people, and the seats were sparse.

After watching a 2-minute commercial, the movie finally started, but after only a few minutes, Song Qingshi knew why there were so few people. The full studio-style texture, the affectation, and the narration in the literary style of youth pain are obvious. The standard of bad movies.

Song Qingshi held back his temper and watched for about 10 minutes. He really couldn't bear to watch it anymore. He suddenly felt deeply regretful. Why did he devote his first date to this bad movie? It's not romantic at all!Not good at all!

He was a little irritable. If he had known earlier, he would not have chosen this movie, or he shouldn’t have chosen to watch a movie in the first place. Maybe it would be better to choose an escape room or an amusement park. Chenchen probably didn’t like this movie either, he was Didn't think this date was a bad one either.

He turned his head to look at Lu Yanchen, only to find that he was watching this movie with a serious face. Song Qingshi was confused for a while, and he leaned into Lu Yanchen's ear, and whispered: "Do you think this movie is good?"

Lu Yanchen smiled and said, "It's normal, but since you're here, it's okay to take a look."

"Oh……"

Sure enough, Chenchen also felt that this movie was not good. Song Qingshi felt deeply frustrated, because he chose this movie, and he felt that it was his responsibility to make this dating experience so bad. I felt a little restless, and changed several sitting positions in just a few minutes.

Just when he was about to change his posture, a hand suddenly stretched out from behind and pressed on his shoulder. The hand exerted a little force, and then his upper body was taken sideways.

Song Qingshi was a little dazed, and when he came to his senses, he realized that he was already leaning on Chenchen's shoulder, and Chenchen's hand was still on his shoulder around his back, his eyes blinked, and only Chenchen's neck and the lower half of his face could be seen.

I saw Chenchen's neck turned around, his lips that looked very kissable opened up and down, and said: "Don't worry, are you feeling better now?"

"Hmm..." He squeezed out a "hmm" from his throat, the voice was as small as a mosquito humming, his face slowly turned red, and his heart kept beating "plop, plop".

Obviously he had done many more excessive things to Chenchen before, but back then he was not as nervous as he is now, now Chenchen just let him lean on his shoulder, and his heart was beating non-stop.

I don't know how Chenchen felt when he teased Chenchen, would he be as nervous as him?

I don't know why, but the movie that was so bad and unsightly in his eyes just now has become a lot more pleasing to the eye, and even more beautiful...

But after watching for a few minutes, he couldn't bear it anymore and his eyes wandered, and then fell on Lu Yanchen.

Floating to other places for a while, at this moment, two people in front right caught his attention.

A man and a woman should be a couple, their heads are close together, they seem to be kissing...

Song Qingshi looked at Chenchen for a few seconds and then looked away. He glanced at Chenchen again, and his gaze fell on his lips. What to do, he also wanted to kiss Chenchen. He suddenly remembered the danmei novels he had read before. Playing in a movie theater, ahem, of course, playing in a movie theater is an uncivilized behavior in reality, and Chenchen will not agree...

But kissing should still be okay...

Thinking of this, he stared at Chenchen's side face quietly, leaned over suddenly, and kissed Lu Yanchen on the chin.

Lu Yanchen tilted his head slightly, and squinted at him. He patted his head lightly with his hand, and said, "Don't make trouble."

Who made a fuss with him, I haven't kissed him yet...

Song Qingshi kicked his shoes angrily, it's so annoying, when will he and Chen Chen become a real couple, after they become a real couple, he can kiss without restraint...

After more than an hour, the two came out of the movie theater and went straight to the grilled fish shop.

Don't look at Song Qingshi's appearance, which looks clear and cold, giving people a feeling of being otherworldly.

But in fact, the taste is quite strong, and he likes spicy food, but he is not familiar with spicy food. Every time he eats food above the medium spicy level, his mouth will be swollen and he will have diarrhea. This is why Song Qingshi lied about the kiss after the college entrance examination His mouth was swollen by the spicy food, Lu Yanchen didn't suspect the reason, on the contrary, Lu Yanchen ate a lighter food than him, although he can eat spicy food quite well.

After selecting a few side dishes from the menu, Lu Yanchen asked Song Qingshi, "What kind of spicy food do you want?"

Song Qingshi said: "It's medium spicy."

Lu Yanchen said: "It's still slightly spicy, your stomach will feel uncomfortable after eating."

Song Qingshi compromised and said, "Okay."

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the waiter brought the food. The two chatted while eating. Song Qingshi said: "Chenchen, it will be your birthday in a few days. Do you have any presents you want?"

Giving gifts to each other on birthdays has been their habit since they were young. Lu Yanchen said: "No, I don't think it's so troublesome, just have a meal together..." But when he said this, he frowned, and suddenly remembered What: "Ah, it seems that the juniors and juniors will have dinner that day, and some of our substitute assistants will go with them..." He glanced at Song Qingshi and said, "I told them I can't go."

Song Qingshi blinked and said: "It's okay, you can go with them. When you eat, as long as you don't eat for one night, it's fine. I'll go find you after you finish eating."

Lu Yanchen hesitated and said, "But in this case, I won't be able to have dinner with you..." They used to celebrate each other's birthday together.

Song Qingshi looked at him with a gentle and sensible face: "It's okay, and it doesn't have to be a meal to accompany the other party's birthday."

Lu Yanchen lowered his head and ate a few mouthfuls of fish. After thinking for a while, he said, "Why don't you come to dinner with us, anyway, my younger brothers and sisters know you too."

Song Qingshi said: "Alright."

After the two finished eating the grilled fish, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening when they returned to school. After Lu Yanchen sent Song Qingshi to his dormitory downstairs, he was about to walk to his own dormitory, but Song Qingshi stopped him.

He took his hand, looked around, and then walked to a hidden corner.

Lu Yanchen looked at him suspiciously, and said, "What's wrong?"

Song Qingshi gave a "hush" and said in a low voice, "Don't make any noise."

He looked around, saw no one, then pressed Lu Yanchen's shoulders against the wall, and pulled down the neckline of his clothes with his other hand, revealing a piece of bare skin.

The expression on Lu Yanchen's face changed a few times, he held down his hand that was plotting against him, stared at him and said, "What are you doing?"

Song Qingshi raised his eyes to look at him, his eyes were very bright, and looked a little scorching, he smiled, one hand was still pulling his neckline, making Lu Yanchen most of the neck to the collarbone happy, he stared at Lu Yan Chenchen's eyes said: "Chenchen, I met a school girl on the road two days ago, she asked me how many times a week we have sex with you..."

Lu Yanchen made a "poof", feeling a little funny: "Why did she ask this question, it has nothing to do with her, right?"

Song Qingshi said: "Although I also think she is meddling, many people in the school want to know about this issue. Have you read the school forum? There are very hot topics about us on it, and many of them are concerned about this issue. The problem is interesting, but we haven't actually done it, haven't we..."

"Cough", Lu Yanchen couldn't help coughing, and it always felt a little awkward to hear Song Qingshi say that they "did or did not do it".

Song Qingshi said again: "But we are a very loving couple to the outside world, aren't we? What's more, we grew up together and have known each other for many years, so many people think that we have done it..."

Lu Yanchen was a little awkward and said: "Can you stop talking about this topic? What does this have to do with your current behavior? You won't... you won't..."

Lu Yanchen looked at him in shock, Song Qingshi wouldn't want to have sex with him, right here! ?This kind of place? !

Song Qingshi said: "But I think their ideas are also very reasonable, because according to normal thinking, if we are a real couple, 90.00% of them have done it, so... wait a minute, why are you looking at it like this? I……"

Lu Yanchen blushed and said: "Brother, this kind of place is really not suitable for doing this kind of thing..."

Song Qingshi frowned and said: "Then do you want to go to my dormitory to do this kind of thing? But the dormitory bed is on top, it feels a little inconvenient to climb up and down just to do this kind of thing..."

"Cough, cough, cough..." What does it mean to do this kind of thing, is this kind of thing just "just" in his opinion? Before he knew it, how far Song Qing had gone.

"So in order not to be suspected, we must create evidence that we have already done it..." As he spoke, he kissed Lu Yanchen's collarbone.

Just as Lu Yanchen was about to blurt out the word "brother", Song Qingshi quickly covered it with his eyes and hands, so he could only widen his eyes and make a sound of "huh".

The hot and humid feeling came from the collarbone, being sucked heavily, and I don't know how long it took, the hot and humid feeling changed to another place, stayed for a while, and then changed to another place...

Lu Yanchen's eyeballs rolled up, looking up at the moon in the sky, his eyes were wet, as if covered with a layer of water vapor, and the tingling feeling climbed up his spine, rising higher and higher...

I don't know how long it took before Song Qingshi let him go. He looked at Lu Yanchen's masterpiece and nodded with satisfaction: "This way, people won't be suspicious."

Lu Yanchen leaned against the wall, his back relaxed, and he looked at him out of breath, with a look of embarrassment and anger on his face.

Song Qingshi was just about to say something, but his eyes caught something strange. He looked down, startled, and said: "Chenchen, you..."

Lu Yanchen also looked down with his eyes, and then wanted to die even more.

He is hard.

He turned his back to Song Qingshi, facing the wall, unable to face Song Qingshi yet.

Song Qingshi knew that he had done something bad again, rolled his eyes, coughed, and said cautiously: "Chenchen, how about I help you solve it?"

"No need." He paused for a few seconds, and then said "I'm leaving", then turned around and strode towards his dormitory. No matter how his back looked like he was running away, he didn't know anything. Dare to look back at Song Qingshi.

Song Qingshi looked at Lu Yanchen's back going away, couldn't help but bend the corners of his lips, Chenchen is really shy...

Lu Yanchen walked to his dormitory with strides, then opened the door with a "bang", and then buried himself in his bed.

Several people in the dormitory looked at him in surprise. At this moment, Jiang Tao suddenly pointed at him and said in shock: "Lu Yanchen, so you went out today to have a room with Song Qingshi? You fought for hundreds of rounds? Such a fierce battle !?"

Zhou Xinyu, who was on the side, immediately turned pale when he saw his neck!

Lu Yanchen also glanced at him in surprise, he suddenly thought of something, turned around and walked to the bathroom, and then stood in front of the mirror.

I saw that his neck to the collarbone was red, covered with dense... hickey marks, no less than ten...

Lu Yanchen's face, which had just faded a little, quickly turned red again.

Song, Qing, Shi!

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