Lord, did he rebel today?

Chapter 100

dry main hall;

Sai Jiujiu looked at the couple who were sweetly boasting each other after the next court, and then began to flirt with each other frequently after boasting and boasting. The peas rolled their eyes and stamped their paws. Squeeze in the middle to act as a third party.

[Can you two respect a chirp, I'm still here. 】

Dong Linfeng kneaded the blue dumplings and put them on the table for Tuanba Tuanba: "All of them are your favorite desserts, be good, go and eat by yourself. When adults are in love, Xiaojiujiu should be more conscious and don't bother. "

"But if you really want to see it, I don't mind my side, hiss! Fuyu, pinch gently..." Dong Linfeng covered the soft flesh of his lower back, and Fuyu's strikes are becoming more and more precise now, every time You can always find the same place and pinch it down, without shifting the position by half an inch.

"I mind!"

The host did a great job!That's the way it should be. In broad daylight, I want to drag the host to do some unsuitable things, and my thoughts are not pure at all.

I tried my best to push a plate of small flower rolls on the table in front of the host. It was a good show, but there were still many incomprehensible things about Chirp, for example.

[I still can't figure it out, those ministers, especially those civil servants, are all eloquent, and dare to scold those generals without losing their voices, why are they all dumb today? don't say anything. 】A good child has to ask if he doesn’t understand, and if he holds it in his heart, he won’t be able to sleep at night.

Mu Fuyu flicked two fingers on the furry little forehead: "It's really a stupid stupid chirp, you didn't see what I showed them, the story books! After reading the story books I carefully selected If the brain can still maintain the clarity and calmness of the past, then... I will admire him from the bottom of my heart." He and A Lin personally selected the script, with explicit language and vulgar words.

On the Golden Temple, such a place of pilgrimage is for them to see it in public. It's strange if their thoughts are not confused. I guess I haven't got the scripture book in my hand, and I have already guessed again and again in my heart.

Can you guess why King Su (he) asked him and the others to read these scripts?What is the intention in it? Going to read the storybook with this mentality, no matter whether they read it seriously or not, as long as they glance at it, they will probably know what is in it, and then they will think that His Majesty is also at the same time. They both read the script, what would His Majesty's reaction be when he read such a script?Would he fly into a rage, would he throw a fit, would--

Once a person starts thinking with speculation and fear, he will become more and more cranky, more and more restless, terrified, and bewildered.

Sai Jiujiu thought for a while, and seemed to understand a little bit.

Mu Fuyu knocked the little Benjiu again, and shook his head: "You stupid Jiu, you just have a good-looking face and a brain? The IQ logic of the system is one point... or half a point, half a point It's not installed properly either. I've been with me for so many years, I haven't seen you learn from your cleverness, but your stupid cuteness is getting better every day.

It is not difficult to do this today, if you are familiar with the 36 tricks, I have used the trick of hiding the knife in a smile, throwing bricks to attract jade, slapping east and west... and taking advantage of the fire. "

The host gave Qianqian an explanation, and Sai Jiujiu immediately gave the little eyes that I know: "Yuyu, no wonder you are smiling all the time today, it turns out that there is a knife hidden in your smile, it's so sinister... awesome! That one who took advantage of the fire to rob you I know, you have robbed them of everything."

Mu Fuyu showed a gentle smile, and stroked the fluffy feathers counterclockwise, and after three or two strokes, he turned into a fried hair chirp: "Don't detoxify too much, the hidden knife in your smile will disturb their minds, and then Ah Lin will directly go back to the other side." Suppressing them with momentum, the emperor is furious, they will only plead guilty in fear and sincerity." And, before the court began, he had already ordered Zhu Lun to give them a layer of psychological hints.

Sai Jiujiu hurriedly broke free, where is his conscience?Feathering it upside down: "You two took all the bamboo shoots on the mountain." What a loss!

Mu Fuyu rubbed the fluffy hair that had just been smoothed counterclockwise: "Whether you can use words or not, this is called perfect fit." Small claws and thin wings, how far they can run, and he wants to masturbate in his hands all will do.

【Then Yuyu, how did you calculate that they would be so obedient and hand over all their wealth?Is it also thanks to the script?That Chang Pingping... I see, Yuyu, you and him, don't you seem to have passed the air beforehand?Why did he hand over all his property so simply and neatly. 】

Mu Fuyu's IQ has already begun to spread his hands on this Chirp. Except for eating smarter, his mind turns quickly, and other times his mind doesn't turn at all: "Did you see what your gold master father said when he was angry?" ?”

Sai Jiujiu rolled his peasy eyes, what Dongda said when he was angry, oh chirp - thought for a while: "Presumptuous? Absurd? Absurd!"

Mu Fuyu: "..." Sure enough, she was out of her mind and could only hear this, "It's a house raid."

"Scratch house?" It seems that Dong Da was angry and wanted to give them ransacking and exterminating the family and exile. The host interceded, and extermination changed to exile.

Dong Linfeng hurriedly took back Sai Jiujiu who was chasing after him, he was afraid that if Sai Jiujiu continued to ask, Fuyu would sweep this stupid one out: "Jiujiu, you know, someone who can be a fourth-rank official in the imperial court They are not stupid, I have already punished them, in order to appease me, they will only follow my words to plead guilty. Confiscation or exile, if you were you, which one would you choose?"

[I must not choose any of them, I'm not that stupid. 】Why do you have to choose one of the two, can't you choose the third?

Dong Linfeng: "..." This is trying to cover up.

Mu Fuyu said: "Haha...hahaha... Sai Jiujiu, you are such a clever little ghost, you want to choose the third option."

Sai Jiujiu nodded hurriedly: "Anyway, I definitely wouldn't choose the first two, smart Jiujiu doesn't do stupid things."

Dong Linfeng shook his head secretly, and he was also speechless to this Jiu, so he twisted a piece of jujube kernel walnut cake: "Jiu Jiu, you should eat more walnuts." This nourishes the brain.

Mu Fuyu pointed it out: "It's just a walnut that eats up a mountain, and the bird's brain is there, and it's not very smart."

No matter how stupid it is, it is its own. Dong Linfeng smoothed the feathers of Fried Maojiu, rubbed it, and boasted: "We Jiujiu are so cute, as long as we can act coquettishly and talk sweet."

[Father Dong, I'll give you a heart comparison—] Sai Jiujiu obediently pasted it, spreading his wings to form a heart shape.

Mu Fuyu commented on the loving father and the filial son, one person and one bird: "Truly a bird depends on a person."

"Suddenly found that Jiujiu is also very easy to feed." As long as Sai Jiujiu is not allowed to do things he doesn't like, and given some food, he can harvest a very cute and obedient Jiujiu, although sometimes he will be irritated to the point of heart attack.

Mu Fuyu: Alright!As long as you are happy, plush control.

After eating a small snack and drinking a cup of tea, Mu Fuyu asked about the business: "Huh? How are you thinking, Xiao Jiayi is already urging you."

"I thought about it, cough...cough! If I say it, you are not allowed to laugh."

When Mu Fuyu heard Ah Lin's ambiguous tone, she immediately became interested: "What method did you think of, is it a very clichéd one?" The last time I asked Nangong Wanqing to disguise herself as a man, what is this? ?

"It should be..." Dong Linfeng didn't play sloppy, and said his solution: "You can let my cousin throw a hydrangea ball to recruit the county horse."

Mu Fuyu hahaha for a second: "Why did you think of this method, throwing hydrangea?" How did Ah Lin come up with such an old-fashioned and tacky method, no wonder he had to be vaccinated in advance, "However, Does this work?"

"It works, there are precedents." Dong Linfeng then explained, "The royal princess throws a hydrangea ball to recruit a son-in-law, um... It's not the same as throwing a hydrangea ball at a private house, as long as the hydrangea ball is thrown, no matter who catches it, it will become a son-in-law Or a county horse, that won't change."

"Ancestors, there was a princess who refused to marry at the age of eighteen, claiming that she would never marry any man in the world. The grandfather was annoyed and said that if you marry a chicken or a dog, you have to marry one. There is no royal family who refuses to marry a princess. Then follow the folk throwing hydrangea balls to recruit relatives, and recruit a concubine for the princess. I don’t think that the princess is also a stubborn person. She said she would not marry, and she would not marry. ,guess what?"

"I know," Sai Jiujiu quickly raised his wings and actively participated in the answer, "the hydrangea must have been snatched by the big goldfish in the pond."

Dong Linfeng gave no hesitation in encouraging: "Jiujiu is really smart, even though he didn't hit the target, he was not far away. The hydrangea was thrown into the golden carp pond by the princess, and a group of candidate son-in-laws on the shore all looked at each other in dismay. It was the coldest winter season, and they were all pampered. Young Master, of course no one would dare to jump down to pick up the hydrangea without risking their lives."

"Golden Carp Pond?" The pond in the imperial garden was the deepest and unfathomable. Mu Fuyu touched his chin and rubbed it with his fingertips, "It's a bit difficult, but if the water quality is good, the hydrangea can be caught in the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month. , it is estimated that half-life was taken in. Hurry up! Let’s talk about the follow-up.”

[Dong Da, don't give up Jiu Jiu's appetite, Jiu also wants to know the follow-up. 】

Dong Linfeng smiled and looked at the curious face in front of him, which was almost the same style, and continued: "At this time, a Pekingese dog kept by the princess suddenly jumped out and swam to the golden carp pond to retrieve the hydrangea. to the princess."

Mu Fuyu opened his eyes slightly, he was really surprised. He never expected this follow-up development, "A group of candidates lost to a... small Jingba?" Following what A Lin said, Then the result is, "Isn't this little Pekingese the winner of life in the end?"

Dong Linfeng nodded slightly, expressing his affirmation: "When the Jingba dog brought the hydrangea back, the ancestor was so angry that his face was blue at that time, and he only said to pick another day to throw the hydrangea again. But the princess did not agree, and even severely criticized Ancestor, since Chrysostom said that there is no unmarried princess in the royal family, if you marry a chicken or a dog, you have to marry one, why did her Bai Xue snatch the hydrangea and go back on her word?"

"In the end, without accident, the Pekingese dog became the princess' consort dog. The ancestors immediately issued a decree. From now on, whenever the royal princess throws a hydrangea ball, it doesn't matter whether it is a person or not, as long as he (it) catches it Hydrangea is the son-in-law."

Mu Fuyu mercilessly complained: "Your family ancestors...is this out of embarrassment?" The daughter is disobedient, she would rather be with Little Jingba than marry him, who has been selected as the son-in-law.

"Maybe. Anyway, since that time, this ancestral precept has been passed down from generation to generation. Later, two princesses who did not want to marry appeared one after another. They threw hydrangea balls to recruit concubines, but in the end they recruited no one." Facing the two pairs of curious eyes, Dong Linfeng coughed lightly, "One is the falcon in the sky, and the other is the... king of beasts in the jungle."

Mu Fuyu: "Women don't give way to men." The sons-in-law chosen by the latter two princesses who don't want to marry are more strange than the other.

Sai Jiujiu: "Da Dong, the princesses of your family's ancestors are all real princesses." Especially the last one, the tiger dared to invite him to be a son-in-law, which made it difficult for other candidates to compete for the princess. I can't think about going to be a relative with King Yama.

Dong Linfeng thought about the mood when he found this secret, and he was deeply moved: "Compared to the previous three who are not human, the cousin she chooses is still a person. Aunt's place... I should feel more comfortable."

"I hope." Mu Fuyu sighed shallowly, "I hope she can get over it soon. Little Jiayi's happiness is the most important thing."

"I will do more persuasion with my aunt, and I will definitely make her satisfied with Nangong Wanqing, a female county horse." Dong Linfeng changed the subject, and frowned slightly, "The cousin's matter is easy to solve, but Feng Sanniang is actually me. Most worrying."

Speaking of this, Mu Fuyu and Sai Jiujiu, who were still immersed in the story, were taken aback for a moment, their phoenix eyes met Doudou's eyes, and they blinked even if you blinked.

"Feng Sanniang has been down for two days, and we don't know what's going on with her there? Did you find her?"

"It's not easy to know her situation, huh?" Mu Fuyu picked up the blue dumpling that was still eating.

Dong Linfeng looked at Lan Tuanzi pushed over by his sweetheart, Fuyu, does this mean that Sai Jiujiu will go down?This Jiu is so lazy, this kind of manual work of finding someone, okay?

Sai Jiujiu also reacted very quickly, jumping his claws in a second: "No, no, no! I won't go down, I can't swim, I'm afraid of water." It doesn't want to go to the underground river, it's dark and dark, and there are traps all over the place , it must be too unfriendly to Jiu.

"Raise Jiujiu for a thousand days, use Jiujiu for a while." Mu Fuyu patted Sai Jiujiu, who was very resistant, showing a gentle smile like a spring breeze, and his tone was full of gentle encouragement, "Our family Jiujiu is the best. Believe in you! You will definitely come back with good news.”

"I'll prepare a high-end celebration banquet for you, waiting for your triumphant return."

"Sai Jiujiu! Come on! It's time for you to show your power!"

Sai Jiujiu, who was still a bit reluctant at first, poured these words of ecstasy soup down, and immediately, as if he had been injected with chicken blood, he stood upright, and the tail feathers behind him also curled up in a rather enchanting posture, full of air, arrogant little wings Patting her small chest: "Yuyu, don't worry, there is nothing I can't do, Sai Jiujiu."

"That's right, I'm sure 1 people believe you." Mu Fuyu took out a handkerchief from her boyfriend while talking, wrapped a few pieces of snacks and hung them around Saijiujiu's neck, "You can eat these as dry food on the road , Take it easy, don’t finish it all at once.”

After completing the logistical work, Mu Fuyu clenched his hands into fists, made another gesture of encouragement, and said seriously: "It's not too late, Mr. Sai Jiujiu, please leave immediately."

【okay!Yuyu, just wait for my good news. 】Sai Jiujiu hugged its little bundle, raised its wings and performed a military salute in a dignified manner, then leaped off the table lightly with two paws.

Arrogant and high-spirited, set off.

The whole process was extremely short, until the cloud of blue couldn't be seen, Dong Linfeng blinked his eyes in disbelief: "Jiujiu it, agreed?" Isn't this agreement too straightforward?

Mingming just resisted that I didn't want to go, I didn't go, but in the blink of an eye, Fuyu smiled, praised, coaxed, and ran more aggressively than anyone else.

Mu Fuyu clapped his hands and raised his eyebrows: "It's a bit stupid to be stupid, but it should be no problem to find someone."

Dong Linfeng: "..." Fortunately, Jiujiu has been fooled away, otherwise, if he heard this sentence, he would definitely give up.

"Well, it's better to be a little bit stupid, so foolish."

Dong Linfeng: Fuyu, if you're like this, Jiujiu will cry when he hears it.

"You! This mouth... is really sweet enough to kill people." Even Sai Jiujiu couldn't escape even a Jiujiu, Fuyu smiled and immediately forgot even her fear, and set off to the underground river in high spirits.

"Want to try it?"

"my pleasure."

Dong Linfeng quickly grabbed the two moist lips in front of his eyes, sucking and biting them lightly and hard, tossing and rubbing.

After a long time, the tightly entangled lips and tongue separated slightly, revealing a little ambiguous silver thread.The four eyes are facing each other, breathing and blending with each other, and the breath is hot.

"Tasted it, it's sweet."

"You, don't you have to deal with the government affairs today?" Mu Fuyu opened his lips slightly, and looked away a little. The kiss was a bit long just now, and he felt a little out of breath.

"Thanks to Mu Qing, there are no official memorials today, and it is estimated that there will not be many memorials on my imperial case in the next few days, so I can have a lot of time to pamper Mu Qing."

Mu Fuyu stroked it, what Ah Lin meant was that if he didn't need to deal with the government affairs, it meant that the time saved by reading the memorials could be used to "deal with" him.

One sound——thrust, quickly summoned Mu Fuyu's mind to return to his place.

This prodigal son tore his clothes again. I don’t know if he is wearing a court dress. Not to mention the intricate embroidery of the handmade prince’s court dress, the price is even more expensive. Uh...it’s not a torn court dress.

"What are you tearing my clothes off for?"

"It's not easy to take off."

Mu Fuyu: It's not easy to take off, so I tore it up, what's the logic?

"You can't go from the outside to the inside one by one and follow the laws of nature." Some people take off their clothes from the innermost ones. Although the inner clothes are not as good as the outer court clothes, the fabric workmanship is not bad. It's all money, "Don't tear my clothes anymore, waste is not so wasteful, tear one piece... you can cultivate yourself for half a month." Long-term memory.

"Do you remember? If you don't hear it again, you will live in your Qianzheng Hall, and I will live in my Su Wang Mansion."

Dong Linfeng was just about to say that those few clothes were worth the money, but when he heard the last few words, he swallowed the words tactfully: "Remember, I won't tear your clothes again."

Then, there was another sound-stab.

"Donglinfeng, you!"

"It's all torn, so I can't take it anymore."

Mu Fuyu: "..." What hobby?This is because I feel that I will not be able to tear it off next time, so now I simply tear it off at once.

Soon, Mu Fuyu knew why today's Ah Lin began to tear his clothes from the inside, because he never thought of taking off the outermost court clothes for him.

The solemn pilgrimage golden court dress was draped over her body, and there was nothing inside. The feeling of having to wear it or not was even more uncomfortable than taking it off completely, just... there was an indescribable, embarrassing feeling.

It feels like my boyfriend can start new tricks for him every day.

"It's not, I'm afraid you're tired of being the same, I want you to be happier."

It's too much fun, that is to say, his current physical fitness is different from ordinary people, and he can withstand this every day. If he is replaced by his sickly body in modern times, he may have to rest for many days once he does it.

Not to mention tricks, I guess one position is enough——

--Uh?

Mu Fuyu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, what did Ah Lin tell him just now?Afraid that he will get bored of the same thing, and want him to be happier?

Why did Ah Lin suddenly reply to him, as if he just asked him something, obviously he didn't say anything just now, but just said something in his heart——

"Uh... Fuyu? Why do you suddenly look at me like this?"

"I didn't ask you a question just now, but you specifically replied to me."

Dong Linfeng: "..." Suddenly, I felt something bad.

"It's been more than once, I have an intuition..." Mu Fuyu sat up slightly, straightened her court clothes, fixed her phoenix eyes on her nervous boyfriend, and asked the suspicion in her heart : "You seem to be able to hear my heart?"

Without missing the fleeting guilt in her boyfriend's eyes, Mu Fuyu confirmed her guess: "It seems that you can really hear it."

"I, I..." Dong Linfeng hesitated, his eyes wandering, "Suddenly remembered that there were still a few memorials left for review yesterday, I—"

Mu Fuyu's long legs pressed down on her boyfriend who wanted to run away with a guilty conscience. She also leaned forward and forced her to ask: "You can hear it in your last life..."

Hearing this sentence, Dong Linfeng quickly waved his hands and shook his head: "I can't hear it, I couldn't hear it in the last life."

"The implication is that I can hear it in this life, can I always hear it?"

Dong Linfeng bit the bullet and nodded his head: "After the world is reset, from Fuyu you triumphantly return, when we meet again, you can hear it."

Mu Fuyu's first reaction was: "Heaven gave you a big gift package for rebirth?" My son is my own son, and the world reset even knew to give my own son a gold finger, and my preference was clear, so I curled my lips, " Can you hear what other people are saying?"

"I can only hear Fuyu you," Dong Linfeng shook his head slightly, and explained, "It's Jiujiu. Before the world reset in the last life, it implanted a set of codes for me, allowing me to hear it after the world reset. Your heartfelt voice. In this way, I will give you whatever you want, and we will not miss each other like in the last life, Yin and Yang are separated, and people and ghosts go different ways."

Mu Fuyu: After a long time, it turned out that Sai Jiujiu did it. Does this Jiujiu have such a function?Really underestimate it.

"Fuyu, you want to go home, I know." The moment his hands were free again, Dong Linfeng stretched out his hand to his sweetheart who was straddling him, and said in a low voice, "He wants you to go home, and I want you too go home."

The author says:

Hey, one hundred chapters, of course the little emperor has to take off his vest.