Lord, did he rebel today?

Chapter 16

Mu Fuyu was pretending to be asleep with his eyes closed and ignored him, but the little emperor was a little persistent and poked him for several times. It was so childish that people couldn't bear it. He couldn't help turning around in anger: "How old is Your Majesty?"

"eighteen."

The little emperor answered honestly, but Mu Fuyu choked, and could only vaguely see a rough outline. After all, the candles in the bedroom were extinguished, and it was natural to not see the expressions on people's faces in the dark night. This is not stingy and sneering: "It turns out that Your Majesty is not three years old!"

After finishing speaking, I felt my sleeves being ripped off. Perhaps my eyes had been opened for a while to adapt to the darkness. The hazy moonlight slowly shone in through the thin curtain, and a pair of eyes as black as obsidian blinked at him. .

Just to make sure, it's only three years old, no more.

"Uncle, are you angry with me?"

Hum gently for a moment, just know, don't think that I don't care about you if I pretend to be small.

"Uncle, there are too many rules in the palace, you should be more comfortable here."

It is pitiful to say it, but Mu Fuyu has no sympathy at all. If you think there are too many rules in the palace, you will not carry out reforms. You are the emperor. Could it be that if you don’t abide by the rules in the palace, someone dares to say that you can’t do it?

From his point of view, he was too busy, hey... Isn't this just a ready-made excuse?

"Why don't you switch between the minister and Your Majesty?" Mu Fuyu asked pointedly.

And after finishing this sentence, the darkness seems to be a little heavier, and the air suddenly becomes silent.

After about a few seconds, Mu Fuyu only heard a low chuckle.

"Okay. Uncle Huang will stay in the palace tomorrow, so that I don't have to go out of the palace."

Eh……

A question mark slowly appeared on his forehead, isn't it right, shouldn't he be angry? This answer is different from what he thought?What is the little emperor doing? He understands what he said but wants to misinterpret what he said. Is it funny?

"Does Your Majesty really don't understand or... really don't understand?"

"I want...to understand, what?"

Pretending to understand and pretending to be confused, ok!For you to pretend, to give you the whole straightforward.

[Since the plots of the hero and heroine are all crooked, it shouldn't matter if I get a little more crooked, right?How about we pull the plot forward a bit and reverse it in advance? 】

[This is definitely not possible. Our appearance is after the heroine and the little emperor returned from the southern tour. Now the task progress bar is not lit up. Once the little emperor notices it in advance, don’t let our main task not start. You Just...understand? 】

Mu Fuyu's face darkened immediately: "Know what! Oh, you don't have to follow the script if you co-author the hero and heroine. The plot can be so crooked that there is no CP. I don't care. I have to wait until the plot point before I can rebel. Bullying the villain has no human rights." Is that right? If you are capable... By the way, I almost forgot, you even adjusted the wrong time for me to wear it?"

[Is there a complaint department?I want to complain! 】What kind of spicy chicken breaks the system!Thinking that he had guarded the spirit of the late emperor for a month when he just passed through, Bolingai was kneeling and swollen and unconscious, even when his own father passed away, he didn’t have this kind of treatment, and there are boundaries. Is that where people stay?

War, blood, violence, and death are happening all the time. As a person living in a peaceful and prosperous age, he has never seen such a scene. He can only hypnotize himself in his heart. Those are all paper figures to paralyze himself.

Day after day, year after year.

As long as he thinks about the ten years he spent on the border, Mu Fuyu will inevitably feel uncomfortable. Originally, he should not have experienced the ten years in advance, but because he got the wrong time there, so this important plot point in the front It must be made up by him.

With the little emperor here, his hands are tied, he has to think twice even when he speaks, he must always remember that he is a minister, he must not offend the little emperor, and he has to watch his words everywhere for fear that something will cross the line and make the little emperor unhappy.

To sum it up in two words: too tired.

With a squinting glance, the fluffy ball almost turned himself into a ball, and snorted coldly: "I tell you, don't pretend to be dead, it's useless. It's easy for me not to complain, and the little emperor will get rid of it for me, understand?"

Jiujiu heard that the host didn't complain about him, and immediately revived on the spot, shaking his fluffy hair: "Understood, understood... I understand, dear host, why don't you throw the little emperor out? Absolutely support him to the end." !"

【Then what?After throwing the little emperor out, he has grown legs and can't climb walls, can he still walk?What I want is forever. ] This stupid bird, let it think of a way, the result is to repeat his previous proposal.

Jiu Jiu Ke Ke felt aggrieved twice: "This proposal was made by you."

"..." Mu Fuyu was obviously choked, and said irritablely, "Change to another one? The more ruthless one? If you can't figure it out, don't blame me for complaining to you."

[Mea-no, please let me go... I think that's it. 】

The feathers on the bird's body drooped like the bird's owner, Jiujiu finally came up with a solution, chirping chirping.

After hearing this, Mu Fuyu's expression gradually became a little stiff. The method is indeed a good one, that is: "Are you sure, is it possible?"

There is no such thing in his character set?

Tweeting immediately, Bird Ruoxuanhe assured that there would be absolutely no problem, and said in an old bird's tone: "Yuyu, think about it, change your mind, and change your position. If the little emperor said that to you, how would you react?"

This is nonsense that doesn't ask, what kind of reaction can it be, it must be running as far as possible, or carrying luggage all night.

As Jiujiu continued to increase the output of firepower, Mu Fuyu only felt a heat in his head.

[Yuyu, come on!Good on you, yeah! 】

[The acting was so frenzied that the little emperor ran away, and he never dared to think of stepping into Su Wang's mansion in the future. 】

Secretly clenched his hands into fists, Mu Fuyu made a self-encouraging gesture of cheering, isn't it just blackmailing himself for the sake of a safe life in the future.

—Done!

Emotions brewed, and then he smiled and called His Majesty.

Dong Linfeng's expression froze. Although he could only listen to half of the conversation, it was not difficult to guess that the ghost named Jiujiu had given Mu Fuyu some idea, and wanted to trick him out.

"Your Majesty, I want to confess something to you."

He was already very vigilant in his heart, but Dong Linfeng pretended not to know, and asked curiously: "What's the matter, Uncle Huang?"

"Chen... actually likes men."

When Dong Linfeng heard the words, he choked and coughed, really caught off guard!

It's almost unbelievable. Looking at Mu Fuyu, it's really unbelievable.

Dong Linfeng never expected that Mu Fuyu would retreat and never go to the gate of Prince Su's mansion in order to let him know the difficulty, and could even say that he likes men?

Do you have to sacrifice so much?

Next step, following this thinking, should Mu Fuyu just say that he likes him?

"Especially for someone like His Majesty, the minister will like it when he sees it."

Dong Linfeng: I guessed it right, so... I was speechless and wanted to laugh.

Mu Fuyu, you are really...

"Your Majesty comes here every day these days, and shares the same bed with...the minister. It is inevitable that I have some unrealistic thoughts in my heart..."

Mu Fuyu continued to speak extremely sensational love words, and she was so complacent, she didn't believe that she couldn't scare you away.

From unbelievable to stunned, Dong Linfeng had to admire Mu Fuyu's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense, it's amazing!

"Uncle, you, you, you, you—"

In the darkness, he couldn't see the exact expression on the little emperor's face, but... He could also guess from the little emperor's astonished tone that he couldn't even say a word. , terrified.

Mu Fuyu was in a good mood and said the next line: "Your Majesty is pleased with my heart."

"Uncle Huang, you... you seriously?"

"Really! I have admired His Majesty for a long time, and I can't wait to be by your side every day!!"

After saying this seemingly affectionately, Mu Fuyu actually vomited in his heart: "I feel like vomiting when I hear it, let alone the little emperor. He must run away overnight after a while." gone."

Dong Linfeng: "..." If I hadn't been able to hear what you were saying, maybe you would have really run away.

I want to see me running all night, so I don't have so much free time.

"Your Majesty, I have a sincere heart for you, the world can express it, the sun and the moon—"

Hearing the chirping here, he trembled, and the bird's feathers almost didn't fall off. He jumped and quickly interjected: "It's over, Yuyu, you are too exaggerated, this sounds very fake ...and infiltrate people."

[Exaggerated?Isn't it all the confession quotes you just read? 】

"." The pot was thrown back again, and Jiujiu immediately ran away with his wings on tiptoe and his little paws.

[By the way, where did I just say?Well, I have to come over and make a break. 】

【The world can be expressed, the sun and the moon...】

That's right, it's right here, Mu Fuyu added the last few words: "It can be learned, hey! Your Majesty!"

Dong Linfeng: It's really hard to hold back a laugh, I can't help Mu Fuyu, acting so hard, I...should I also cooperate with him?

After all, for the sake of heaven, earth, sun and moon, I have already confessed my love, and I feel sorry for letting Mu Fuyu sing a one-man show alone.

"So the emperor uncle has such feelings for me?"

"Your Majesty, I don't know what the reason is, I have already recognized you." Now, I don't want to kill you.

In order to meet the occasion, Mu Fuyu also held the little emperor's hand, affectionately.

"Uncle Emperor... I'm still at a loss for what you said today. I need it. Well... think about it?"

"Ah... huh?"

Dong Linfeng turned his hand back and held Mu Fuyu's hand behind his back, very cooperative: "I can feel the sincerity of the emperor's uncle towards me."

Feng Shui took turns, and this time it was Mu Fuyu's turn to cough suddenly, staring blankly.

For a moment, I felt that my brain was no longer functioning... My head was swiped by the screen full of question marks?

--what's the situation? ?

"Uncle, are you okay?"

An arm came around, and asked him with concern, probably because he was still coughing, trying to pat him on the back, but the little emperor just stretched out his hand and asked Mu Fuyu to slap him went back.

"Uncle, don't be angry. What you said today...is too sudden for me. Give me a few days? I will give you a satisfactory answer."

After being stunned for a moment, Mu Fuyu only felt a blackness in front of his eyes, dizziness... as if he could see a star shining brightly spinning around in front of his eyes, and an empty head like paste appeared faintly, who was about to vomit blood cognition.

The little emperor...he actually took what he said seriously?

Thousands of words, thousands of words, in the end, only one——fuck!

If there is another background music for the situation at this time, it must be - a hundred thousand grass mud horses roaring and galloping past, shaking the ground and shaking the mountains.

The author says:

Hahaha, this chapter of the little emperor and the little emperor's uncle's acting skills is very fun to write, hehe...

Then I am very grateful to the little cutie who left a comment yesterday, thank you ω

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Qi Yue 2;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Hualuo; 5 bottles of Qiyue; 1 bottle of Changqing;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!