After provoking the snake king [rebirth]

Chapter 121 Do you think labor and capital can give birth to little phoenixes?

Holy Snakes

In the courtyard, the elder with a gray beard was smiling and spreading wheat to a group of chickens who were just born, "Eat, eat, eat more, and try to grow up before the baby of the boss's family is born. Human babies make up more."

"I didn't expect this holy fruit to have such an effect. God bless my holy snake clan. Oh, I'm so happy today. Eat more..."

Just when he was so happy, a little yellow chicken jumped onto the wall of the courtyard from the outside, "It seems that you are living a very leisurely life."

The elder raised his head upon hearing the sound, his eyes lit up immediately, "I said why your eyelids are twitching today, so you are here."

As soon as Chen flew down from the wall, he turned back into a human form, and grabbed one of the chickens, causing the chicken to squawk.

"Take it easy, take it easy, it's still small, but it can't stand your strength."

The elder raised his hand and wanted to take the chicken back, but Chen Yi turned away slightly, and said with a smile on his lips: "Old guy, it's not impossible for me to return this chicken to you, but you have to give me something. "

The elder paused and looked at him vigilantly, "What?"

"It's not a big deal." Chen flicked the chicken's head with his fingers, baring his teeth at him, "Holy fruit."

"What the hell? You want the holy fruit?" The elder was stunned. "No, you, a phoenix who has been reborn repeatedly from nirvana and is almost immortal, why do you want the holy fruit of my snake clan?"

Chen Yi squinted at him, and said casually: "The sacred fruit of your snake clan can not only strengthen people's health, cure all kinds of poisons, and cure all kinds of diseases, but if eaten under certain circumstances, it can also make people have children. Am I right?"

The elder's eyeballs popped out, and he blurted out: "How do you know that the holy fruit can also give birth to children?" I think he only found out about it by accidentally looking through the ancient books left by his ancestors recently!

"You don't care how I know," Chen staggered, and pulled off one of his white beards, "You just say whether you will give it or not?"

"Oh, why are you pulling out my beard again!" The elder held his chin with a distressed look on his face, "Can't you just say something if you have something to say?"

Chen raised his hand and grabbed his beard again, narrowing his eyes slightly: "I only want one, if you give it to me, I'll leave, or I'll pluck it all for you!"

"Aren't you embarrassing me?" The elder looked at him with a headache on his face, "You also know that the sacred fruit is a sacred object of my snake clan, and it only bears fruit every ten years, and the output is pitifully small. If you want, you have to give me a reason first, right?"

"Reason?" Chen Yi's expression gradually became strange.

Back to three days ago:

"Huh!" Hua Xixi suddenly emerged from the air, opened her mouth and sprayed a large cluster of flames at Chen Yi in the form of a little yellow chicken.

Unable to guard against this, Chen Yi was directly burned into a scorched black bald chicken, but the instigator smiled and asked him for credit, "Uncle Chen Yi, you see that the cub's spiritual power has increased a lot, even you None escaped the cub's attack."

Chen Yi: "..."

If it weren't for the fact that the other party was still a baby, he would have just hit him on the ground until his ass blossomed!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Hua Xixi floated to him, blinked her big round eyes and looked at him for a while, then suddenly said excitedly: "Uncle Chen Yi, why don't you give birth to a little phoenix for the cub to play with. "

Chen Yi: "...?"

"Uncle Chenyi looks so good-looking, and the little phoenix he will give birth to must be very good-looking too. I want to play with the pretty little phoenix..." Hua Xixi became more and more excited as she talked, and a pair of chubby hands grabbed him Rubbing and rubbing, "Uncle Chenyi, give birth, can you give birth to a little phoenix for the cub to play with?"

The corner of Chen Yi's mouth twitched, "Little bastard, open your eyes and look carefully, do you think Laozi looks like someone who can give birth to little phoenixes?!"

Hua Xixi said in a milky voice, "Why not? I was born by my father, and even my father can give birth to cubs, why can't you? Could it be that you, a big phoenix, are not as good as your father, a mortal?"

Chen Yi: "..." He seems to be despised by a milk doll?

"Chen Yi?"

"Chen Yi?"

The elder's gradually raised voice brought Chen Yi's thoughts back to reality in an instant.

He tugged at the other party's beard, stared and said: "Don't worry about it, just say whether you will give it or not?" The reason why he came to ask for the holy fruit was not because he wanted to have a little Phoenix, but he thought his little daughter-in-law could do it. .

Moreover, he believed that if they had a little Phoenix, they would definitely be stronger than that little bastard who breathed fire and burned his entire body!

The elder really loves his white beard, but he still has some backbone, "You...you are too deceitful, let me tell you, if you don't give me a reason to convince me today, I really won't give you a reason." Already!"

Chen Yi sneered, "You were not so stubborn when you deliberately encouraged me to give Xiaosi Feng Yu as a token while I was drunk."

Elder: "..."

"Cough, is it a holy fruit?" He casually took out a holy fruit and stuffed it into Chen's hand, and said with a dry smile, "Everyone is so familiar with it, you can take it. You are welcome. Ah, by the way, is one enough? Not enough I still have it here."

Rao had known for a long time that he was very thick-skinned, at this moment Chen Yi couldn't help but rolled his eyes, then let go of his beard, and snorted lightly: "You're smart!"

The elder rubbed his nose, "Hey, you must be in a hurry, right? Then I won't keep you for dinner. Let's have another drink when we have time."

The implication is, if you have nothing to do, get out!

Fortunately, Chen Yi came this time only for the holy fruit, and he didn't want to get in ink with him when he got something, so he smiled and said: "OK, I will come to play with you next time."

The elder didn't grow up until his figure disappeared in the teleportation of the god of death.He breathed a sigh of relief, "Tsk, this old Phoenix is ​​really getting more and more stingy. This happened many years ago, and he's still turning over old scores."

After a pause, a bright smile appeared on his face again, "But it's not a loss." After all, not only Xiao Si got a reliable old attack, but also the Snake Clan got a big backer for nothing, killing two birds with one stone, not bad.

The mountains around Snake Valley are called Wuming Mountain. After two days and one night, all the crew members have arrived at their destination.

In the director's temporary lounge, a group of people were discussing tomorrow's plot.

Assistant director: "This kiss scene is a highlight of the relationship between the hero and heroine, so I suggest not to borrow a seat."

Lin Feng nodded, "Indeed, so be it, this scene is scheduled for tomorrow, you can arrange it."

Outside the lounge, a little golden snake crawled past.

After a while, he crawled to another place and rushed in without knocking on the door, "Papa Hua is in trouble, Papa Hua is in trouble..." The voice stopped abruptly.

Inside, the two who kissed inseparably separated quickly separated.

Hua Yuqi blocked the disheveled Miao Yi and stared at him: "Can't you speak before you come in?"

Hua Xixi: "..." He didn't expect to see such a thing in broad daylight.

He pursed his mouth, wronged: "I have something important to tell you."

Hua Yuqi was annoyed: "What important matter can you have?"

While the two were talking, Miao Yi had already tidied up his clothes, and when he heard the words, he pushed him, "Don't be so mean to Zai Zai all the time." As he spoke, he opened his hands to Hua Xixi, "Come on, Zai Zai, what's the matter?" Tell Dad about it."

Hua Xixi changed back into a human form and threw herself into his arms, "When I passed by the director's lounge just now, I heard that they are going to arrange a kissing scene for my father tomorrow."

"Kiss scene?" Hua Yuqi was stunned, "What kiss scene?" Although he made a cameo appearance in "The Beast", he had never read the full version of the script, so he didn't even know there was such a thing as a kiss scene.

"Kiss scene?" Miao Yi thought for a while, nodded and said, "There is a kiss scene, and it's still on a tree."

Hua Yuqi frowned, "What do you mean?"

Miao Yi took the script next to it and flipped through it, then handed it to him, "This is it."

"After the wounds of the two little snakes were healed, the heroine wanted to release them, but the heroine ran into them. The heroine was afraid that he would hurt the two little snakes, so she ran away with the two little snakes. The heroine chased them all the way. She gave up, and said they would not tell the head, and then the two reached a consensus to release the two little snakes together, the relationship warmed up, and then they kissed on the tree."

Hua Yuqi: "..." Which stupid plot is this?It's okay to kiss, why go to the tree to kiss?No, how could his daughter-in-law kiss others?

Thinking about it, Hua Yuqi turned around and walked out.

Miao Yi hurriedly pulled him, "Where are you going?"

Hua Yuqi gritted her teeth, "I'm going to find Lin Feng!"

"You want to ask him to delete the kiss scene?" Miao Yi quickly guessed what he wanted to do, and couldn't help but support his forehead, "It's useless, it's useless for you to ask him for what Lin Feng decided, and as a Artists, whether it's a kiss scene or a sex scene, it's a normal thing, you can't ask the director to delete the scene every time, can you?"

"What? Sex scene?" Hua Yuqi was shocked, "You want to film this kind of thing?"

"No! I can't let you take pictures of these things!"

Miao Yi had a headache and said, "But this is the most basic professionalism of an artist."

"Fart quality!" Thinking of him making kiss scenes with other people, or even sex scenes, Hua Yuqi even swears, "I don't care about others, but you are my wife, I can't just watch you Like everyone else."

"That's all fake." Miao Yi tried to explain to him.

"It doesn't work if it's fake!"

Seeing that he was so excited, Miao Yi had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, I promise you, I won't accept scripts with kissing and sex scenes in the future, don't be so excited, okay?"

"In the future?" The man who overturned the jealousy was very smart at the moment, "What about tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow?" Miao Yi touched his nose, "This contract has already been signed, so I can't refuse."

Hua Yuqi: "..."

He waved a silver belt to tie Miao Yi up, and then said to Hua Xixi next to him, "You look at Dad here, I'll go find Lin Feng!" Then he turned and walked out.

Miao Yi didn't expect that he would tie her up. For a moment, she didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh. After struggling to break free, she looked up at Hua Xixi next to her, "Let go of it, Dad."

Hua Xixi closed her eyes and lay down on the table, "I'm sorry, Zai Zai fell asleep." He also didn't want Dad to kiss anyone else.

Miao Yi: "..."