Chapter 18 Happy Year of the Monkey
Chapter 18 Happy Year of the Monkey
"..." Bai Wuchang rubbed his temples, he had never seen such an unreliable god. "As one of the main gods on Mount Aspirin—the Sun God, you have successfully broken my imagination of the Western gods."
Apollo was startled for a moment, and then laughed out loud. The man in front of him seemed dangerous and alluring, but sometimes he was unexpectedly cute.
"There are two mistakes in your sentence. First, it is Mount Olympus, and aspirin is a fever reducer. Second, I am Apollo, the sun god, not Teddy the sun god."
Bai Wuchang sneered when he heard the words: "The Underworld imitated the Immortals, Gods and Buddhas Alliance and the Republic to set up an English qualification certificate for civil servants. The policy of unemployment if you don't test the certificate is enough to bother me. If I say Aspirin Mountain How about it?" However, Xiao Hei is a good learner of English, holding pictures of bananas and cucumbers every day, and persistently asking him to look at the pictures and speak English when blood splattered his face when he was dissected, enough is enough.
Apollo straightened his face, and his azure blue eyes shone like gems in the sun: "Whatever you say, can I borrow some fairy coins? When I return to the Republic of the Union of Immortals, Gods and Buddhas, I will ask Hermes Return the fairy coins."
Hei Wuchang took out two large banknotes with a face value of 250 from his pocket, on which were printed the portraits of Immortal Emperor, Jade Emperor and Tathagata from left to right: "Interest."
Immortal coins are the currency in circulation in the Republic of the Alliance of Immortals, Gods and Buddhas, and the amounts of banknotes issued are 250, 123, 69, and 22 respectively.The amounts of coins issued are 5, 2, 1 respectively.The banknotes are printed with the heads of the three gods in one, the top view of Yaoshan Mountain, the distant view of Wushan Mountain and the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea.The coins are printed with soap, chrysanthemum and cucumber respectively.
One fairy coin can be roughly converted into two renminbi, five demon coins and ten ghost coins.Immortal coins have not formed an exchange rate with the currencies of the Western gods for the time being, but with the holding of the Sino-Western seminar, trade exchanges are just around the corner.
Apollo looked at the pattern on the banknote and nodded: "Yes. But the clothes of the three gods are really too conservative. On the coin of Olympus is a bed photo of my father and mother."
Hei Wuchang silently glanced at Apollo, Zeus's romantic history is much more beautiful than that of Jin Ping Mei, not all the gods should feel that everything is going well.
Apollo stuffed the fairy coins into Cupid's arms, and looked at the black and white impermanence, the divine power erupted like a gushing flood in an instant, and the black and white impermanence took two steps back.
"Now, can you tell me why you came to Yaoshan?" Apollo narrowed his eyes slightly.
As far as he knew, this black and white impermanence should be an effective subordinate of the Eastern Underworld King Hades.It coincided with the convening of the Chinese-Western Seminar, only the Eastern Underworld did not participate, and at this time, Black and White Wuchang had a mission to appear in Yaoshan, so he wanted to ask clearly.
"Tsk tsk." Bai Wuchang wiped the blood stains from his mouth with his hand: "This task is not a secret, why not tell you?" was forcibly locked down.
"noob."
Ignoring Hei Wuchang's warning eyes, Bai Wuchang shook his finger and gave a playful smile: "Our task is to kill all creatures that hold the Soul Resurrection Orb except Yao Ji, no matter who God monster."
Resurrection Orb?Silently memorize this strange word by heart, it seems that Black and White Impermanence's destination is Yaodong, so there will be no conflict with their destination for the time being.Apollo gently caressed Cupid's immature cheeks, and put away his divine power.
Then Hei Wuchang followed Hei Wuchang into the main gate of Yaoshan Mountain, and after walking about 2000 meters, Hei Wuchang took the lead in making a gesture and stopped.
Apollo nodded clearly: "I understand, there are mines ahead."
"Line mine your mother's head." It's purely playing minesweeper too much.Bai Wuchang looked around vigilantly: "This is already Yao Ji's cave, and after our calculations, Yao Ji is likely to have awakened. Even if the three of us join forces, we may not be able to fight against Yao Ji. "
Apollo paused, pointed to the woman lying on the copper coffin not far away with her hands clasped together, her body covered with chrysanthemums, and asked, "Is this woman Yao Ji?"
Seeing that Hei Wuchang nodded, Bai Wuchang stepped forward together with Apollo with some doubts.On the copper coffin, Yao Ji's body was covered with chrysanthemum petals. The petals were neatly arranged and spelled out in big characters: Happy Year of the Monkey.
Black and white impermanence: "..."
At the same time, Yaoyuan.
A wolf, a fox, a rabbit, and a radish came out of Yaoyuan with four baskets on their backs, among which Lang Yao and Russell carried one on their backs and held one in their hands.
Qi Pa shook her head with a "tsk tsk": "The republic of the Immortal God Buddha Alliance is really dark, four demons, and a thousand immortal coins were thrown in."
Hu Xian gave Qi Pa a funny look: "The money is clearly from Lang Yao, and you are the most joyful in picking flowers. The southeast corner of Yaoyuan was bald by you."
Qi Pa shrugged his shoulders: "He didn't stipulate the number of flowers to pick. We can pick as many as we want. Later, I will go to the hot spring with radish. Would you like to go together? It's very comfortable, and it will relax your muscles and bones."
Hu Xian looked thoughtfully at the red rope hanging around his neck, and nodded: "Alright, wash your body in the bubble hot spring." Now their bodies are covered with dust, and all of them are old. Freshly unearthed cultural relics.
Qi Pa nodded in satisfaction, then narrowed her eyes: "It's best not to let me catch that kid Hengqing."
Hu Xian sighed: "I believe he was forced by life."
Qi Pa snorted coldly: "Being forced by life, you should sell your body to support yourself, instead of selling your soul." The thing of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger made the monster feel ashamed.
Hu Xian: "Pick up your three views, it's broken."
Soon, a group of demons came to the legendary fairyland.There are gorgeous cherry blossoms blooming beside the Yaochi, the hot air, and the petals floating on the water form a peaceful and peaceful beauty.
Suddenly, a shadow flashed past.Lang Yao, who had been silent all this time, instantly moved a few meters away, and kicked the avoidant opponent into the water.
"Ah!!!!" The horrific scream resounded through the entire Yaochi instantly.
Under the astonished gazes of the demons, a naked and slender man with horns on his head appeared in front of the demons. At this moment, he was grabbing Heng Qing, who was kicked into the fairyland with a messy face and covered in water, while shouting Playing a hooligan, while slapping the opponent's hand at high speed and ruthlessly.
Qi Pa exclaimed: "This monster is definitely a master of playing rhythm."
Hu Xian looked at the two horns on the top of the opponent's head, grabbed Lang Yao's sleeve and exclaimed, "Little Shenlong."
Hearing this, the man in the water glared at Hu Xian: "Little Shenlong, your sister, I am the third prince of Donghai Dragon Palace—Ao Li!"
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