Wolf Gu Suspicion

Chapter 5 Sawadee Card, Swipe My Card

After swiping the card and paying the toll, one wolf and one fox slowly walked up the wet stone steps covered with moss, and walked more than 50 steps to a temple with red bricks and blue tiles.

There is also a long black sandalwood table in front of the temple. On the left side are inkstones, brushes, several pieces of oracle bones and a printed version of "Book of Changes". On the right side are a purple crystal ball and a set of Tarot cards. In the middle sat a man wearing a black shawl.The man is sitting on a purple rocking chair, holding a book "On the Combination of Chinese and Western Cultures" in his hand.

Seeing Hu Xian and Lang Yao standing in front of him, the man put down the book in his hand, clasped his hands together, and asked: "Since you are here, you are destined, may I ask if you two plan to divination from the Department of Oriental Taoism or the Department of Western Tower Cards?" Woolen cloth?"

One wolf and one fox look at each other face to face. Although it is the 21st century when the whole world is integrated, this configuration that is compatible with East and West always feels very awkward.It's as awkward as a Taoist priest with a clean sleeve and a lot of make-up saying to you "Sawadi card, you can swipe the card".

However, survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest is not unreasonable.The longevity of the fortune-telling family naturally has its unique features. The soul-changing thing is too bizarre, so it still needs to be calculated.

"How do you calculate the price?" Hu Xian, who also runs a store, is always very sensitive to prices, a typical occupational disease.

The man spread his hands: "Twelve thousand at a time in the West, and eleven thousand at a time in the East."

Hu Xian: "...Why is the West more expensive than the East?"

The man picked his long and narrow Danfeng eyes: "Because the western characters are longer than the eastern characters."

Hu Xian: "... I'll give you nine points for this reason, and I'll give you one more point for fear of your pride." There are too many pitfalls, and Hu Xian said that he doesn't complain about this pitfall.

"Dongfang." Lang Yao, who had been silent all this time, took out a card and put it on the table.

The man nodded and raised his finger to the wooden chair opposite: "Please sit down, both of you." After one wolf and one demon were seated, he asked, "Are you two here to count the marriage?"

Lang Yao: "......." Are you a tease invited by the monkey?

Hu Xian: "What kind of marriage is two men?!"

The man shrugged indifferently: "There used to be two men who came to ask for the secret recipe for having children, so easy."

For some reason, Hu Xian's sixth sense always feels that these two men are not others, one is Qi Pa and the other is his ex-boyfriend, and he is very familiar with the jump to those pictures of men with naked flesh and children born by Mr. Saki.

Lang Yao: "Change soul."

The man's face changed when he heard the words, and he took out two pieces of paper and two brushes from the table, and dipped them in ink: "Write down the birth date."

Hu Xian: "It doesn't count as marriage."

The man raised his eyebrows, stretched out a finger and tapped on the table: "Who told you that the horoscope birthday can only be used to count marriage?"

10 minutes later

Hu Xian looked at the fortune-teller who closed his eyes and calculated, scribbled wildly on the paper, and muttered words in a very good manner, and gently tugged on Lang Yao's sleeve.

Lang Yao: "?"

Hu Xian covered her mouth, and asked in a low voice, "Is it reliable? It's been under the sun for 10 minutes. How I look at it, I think this is a senior magician."

Lang Yao looked at Hu Xian's approaching face, and patted his head: "Don't make trouble."

"I heard." The man suddenly opened his eyes.

"Master, have you figured out anything?" Hu Xian asked first.

"The secret must not be revealed." The man shook his head mysteriously.

Hu Xian showed a smile: "I won't give you a penny." This is the most classic line of a professional liar.

The man paused and asked, "What did you do before you changed your soul?"

One wolf and one fox replied in unison: "Sleep."

As soon as the words were finished, the man looked over with a clear expression of "Look, you guys really slept through".This buddy is really dirtier than the demon king. Sleeping is sometimes just a state, not a verb.

The man continued to ask, "What about before going to bed?"

"Reading." Another unanimous answer.

"What book did you read?"

Hu Xian: "I bought a fanbook for my sister."

Langyao: "..."

The man then asked, "What happened before this? Where did you go?"

"Comic Exhibition."

"Bingo!" The man snapped his fingers: "The problem lies in the book that Manzhan and you bought together." The man pushed the messy rice paper over: "The result of the deduction is: the evil spirit is strong, the process is sparse, Dependence arises from chaos, love finally perishes."

Hu Xian: "What do you mean?"

The man shook his head: "The secret must not be revealed."

Lang Yao took out his bank card and threw it on the table: "Twice."

"The superficial reason for the soul-changing is the resentment from a book, but the deep-seated reason requires you two to go to the fairy world to find Yuelaoer and Rabbit God to understand." The man took the credit card and quickly swiped it with the POS machine.

Hu Xian clicked his tongue: "Vulgar man." Wait..... Rabbit God? !Did he have auditory hallucinations? Why did that grandfather appear? !This style of painting is wrong!

Lang Yao: "Three times."

The man smiled wryly: "Even if it is five times the rest, I really don't know. Fortune tellers have their own rules, and mortals like me cannot pry into matters involving heavenly secrets."

Hu Xian was about to say something when Lang Yao grabbed his wrist: "Let's go."

Seeing that one wolf and one fox completely disappeared into the magic circle, the man sighed softly, and frowned when he saw the word "Tianji" on the divination paper.

"Master." At some point, the chubby baby who was guarding the mountain gate appeared next to the man: "Why do you sigh?"

The man leaned on the back of the chair: "The image of the extreme hexagram, today, will change."

The fat baby tilted his head: "Master, I don't understand."

The man raised his hand and touched his head: "A fortuneteller is the worst believer in fate. This time, let's resign to fate. Let's go, master will take you to eat your favorite sweet-scented osmanthus cake."

A cafe in S city

Hu Xian looked at Lang Yao still holding his hand: "How are we going to sleep tonight?"

Hearing this, the waitress who served the coffee trembled and almost knocked over the plate.

Lang Yao: "Your home."

Hu Xian: "Wait, in terms of room size, lighting, and comfort, your home is more suitable, right?"

Langyao: "......"

Hu Xian: "Also, if I have to go to work recently, I won't handle your files."

Lang Yao: "My home."

The attendant's hands trembled even more. Sure enough, all the pretty boys are with the pretty boys now, humming, feeling so tired.

Lang's Villa at seven o'clock in the evening

Before going to bed, Lang Yao pointed to his room: "No entry."

Hu Xian: "You will transform at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night?"

Lang Yao: "..." Is it the gray wolf? Isn't it some kind of werewolf that is easy to kill? !

Ten p.m

Due to too many rooms, Hu Xian, who couldn't find the bathroom, knocked on Lang Yao's door.

Hu Xian: "......" Who can tell him what the hell is this fan surrounded by walls on three sides? !He swears that he has seen at least a thousand high-end manga divided into categories! SM class, office class, under-year class, ghost class.........

Lang Yao: "For sale."

Hu Xian patted him on the shoulder clearly: "Are everyone male monsters, I understand."

Hu Xian learned two pieces of exclusive breaking news within 1 minute: 1. His future roommate is a president who likes high H comics. 2. The sideline of the Langya Consortium is selling pornographic books.