Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Chapter 87

After a while, Lu Shaoyan lowered his head, wiped the water marks on his face, adjusted his expression, and when he raised his head again, there was a smile on his face.Rusty, polite smile.

"I'm sorry, I came in without telling you." He finally said this.

Meng Xiaochun didn't respond, but still looked at him.There was an indifferent coolness in the dark eyes, exactly the same as before.

Lu Shaoyan hesitated to speak, and remained silent for a while. He really didn't know how to pretend to be relaxed, so he cut straight to the point: "Have you been taking those medicines?"

Only then did Meng Xiaochun open his mouth, and said the first words to him in two years: "It's none of your business."

"But it must have something to do with me." Lu Shaoyan took a deep breath, "Meng Xiaochun, you... I don't understand. Can you... Can you speak clearly? If you don't say it, I really don't understand."

Meng Xiaochun walked around him, walked to the bedside, released Baiyou into the drawer, closed the drawer, turned his back to him, and said calmly, "Did I not make it clear enough?"

"I don't know at all! I don't understand at all!" Lu Shaoyan turned around and looked at his back, and the initial cautiousness was forgotten.

There is no way to be careful with Meng Xiaochun, because Meng Xiaochun always doesn't say anything or express any feelings. He has been playing the straight ball for a long time, for more than ten years. It is difficult for him to pretend to be in front of Meng Xiaochun. Whatever you think, you can't help but tell Meng Xiaochun.

He rushed over, reopened the drawer, pointed at the medicine inside and questioned Meng Xiaochun: "You are not with me, that's fine, it's your freedom, I won't, and it's impossible to force you. But what's the matter with these medicines? You simply have always liked me, so much that you want to take these medicines."

Meng Xiaochun asked: "Does the medicine have to be taken for you?"

Lu Shaoyan was extremely puzzled, frowned, tilted his head slightly, and looked at him: "I don't know what you want to hide? Why don't you admit that you still like me?"

"It's because you are too confident." Meng Xiaochun said, "I transferred to a major in my sophomore year, and I want to graduate a year early. At the same time, I have to work on Xie Zhuyun's side. It's normal to need to take these medicines."

The explanation made sense, but Lu Shaoyan didn't believe it.

"How long do you want to stay here?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"...Then, let's talk about other things." Lu Shaoyan calmed down, and changed the topic, "I heard that Xie Zhuyun is dealing with my mother. Does it have anything to do with you?"

He hoped that Meng Xiaochun would deny it, as long as Meng Xiaochun denied it, he would believe it.No matter what Zhou Tian said or guessed, he would choose to believe Meng Xiaochun.Not only because of preference, but also because, he knew, Meng Xiaochun was easy to be misunderstood.

However, Meng Xiaochun said without any hesitation: "Yes."

Lu Shaoyan didn't know how to react and was stunned.

After a while, Meng Xiaochun said, "Can you leave now?"

"...Why?" Lu Shaoyan murmured, "My mother...except for not promising us to be together, she has always been very kind to you."

Meng Xiaochun's voice was very cold: "Because I'm cold-blooded, I don't remember gratitude, only grudges."

"That's not the case!" Lu Shaoyan objected fiercely, "You must have other reasons, right? Did you go to Xie Zhuyun's place to be an undercover agent? You know that Xie Zhuyun wants to mess with the Lu family, so you just—"

Meng Xiaochun interrupted him: "Put away your naive fantasies. I am very happy to cooperate with Xie Zhuyun. Lu Shaoyan, I don't want to talk with you anymore, you can go."

After finishing speaking, he went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

Lu Shaoyan stood there for a while, listening to the water turning on and off, but he didn't hear Meng Xiaochun's footsteps coming back.He went to the bathroom door and looked at Meng Xiaochun who was standing in front of the sink checking the time on his phone.

Noticing the movement, Meng Xiaochun looked up at him.

Lu Shaoyan moved his foot to the threshold of the bathroom, hesitating, but didn't move forward. After a few seconds, he retracted it.But after a few seconds, it moved forward again.After a few seconds, it was retracted again.This went on and on for a while, which vividly showed his inner vacillation.

"...What do you want, you won't help solve Zhuyun?" In the end, Lu Shaoyan asked.

"I'm not helping him, I'm taking what they need," Meng Xiaochun said.

"What do you want?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

He guessed that Meng Xiaochun wanted him.

Meng Xiaochun's answer was: "I want everyone to suffer."

Everyone lost what they cared about the most, everyone was abandoned by the person they cared about the most, and everyone fell into the darkness like him.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and opened his mouth: "You..."

Meng Xiaochun said suddenly: "I still have some time, I can take you back."

Lu Shaoyan was stunned again, thought for a while, and said "Oh".

Meng Xiaochun had already issued orders to evict him several times, and it seemed that he was determined to drive him away. If he didn't leave, maybe Meng Xiaochun would just push him out.Then it's better for him to get at least one and send it back, it's better than nothing.

Lu Shaoyan and Meng Xiaochun went to the parking lot of the community and saw him walking towards a BMW, not surprised.Moreover, although the car was washed very clean, it was still a little old. I don't know if it was bought second-hand, or Xie Zhuyun didn't want it and drove it for Meng Xiaochun.

After getting in the car, Lu Shaoyan looked for something to talk to: "Did you buy it?"

Meng Xiaochun put on his seat belt and said expressionlessly, "It was stolen."

Lu Shaoyan: "...and mouth to mouth to mouth to mouth to mouth..."

Meng Xiaochun turned to look at him: "Fasten your seat belt."

"Oh." Lu Shaoyan nodded and followed suit.

Meng Xiaochun clicked on the navigation and drove out.Lu Shaoyan looked at his proficient driving profile, and smiled sarcastically: "I don't know if I can continue to learn at the driving school. I paid the tuition fee and only took subject one."

As expected, Meng Xiaochun ignored him.

Lu Shaoyan gently tugged on the seat belt on his chest, was quiet for a while, and said unrelentingly: "How much did you pay for this car?"

"[-] million." Meng Xiaochun said without squinting.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

He withdrew his gaze and looked at the carriage.It's really Meng Xiaochun's style. There are no decorations, and there are no seat cushions. It basically looks like a naked car.

Lu Shaoyan looked back, looked out the window for a while, habitually opened the zipper of the crossbody backpack, and touched the cigarettes and lighter inside.But he reacted quickly, let go of them, fumbled out a board of mints, picked one and put it in his mouth.

Just put the remaining candy back into the bag, realized something, took it out, and asked Meng Xiaochun: "Do you want to eat?"

Meng Xiaochun still ignored him.

Lu Shaoyan stuffed the sugar back and was about to zip it up when the phone rang.He took it out and saw that it was grandma.Sighing silently, she picked it up, looked down at the lines on the corner of her clothes, and said softly, "Grandma...ah, I'm going back, on the way..."

At the traffic light at the intersection ahead, the car stopped slowly.Meng Xiaochun raised his eyes slightly, and looked at Lu Shaoyan in the rearview mirror - the phone he was holding.It's new this year.

One second before Lu Shaoyan ended the call and looked up, Meng Xiaochun looked away and stared at the traffic lights.

Lu Shaoyan put the phone back into his bag, touched the old phone with his fingertips, turned his head to look at Meng Xiaochun, bit his lip, and asked, "Have you seen the location of my phone in the past two years?"

Meng Xiaochun did not speak, his thin lips were tightly pressed, and the corners of his mouth were slightly drawn down.

"Shortly after I went abroad, the phone broke. I asked someone to fix it, but I'm not sure if the location sharing is invalid. Although I changed to a new phone later, I always carry the old one with me." Lu Shaoyan said.

Meng Xiaochun finally spoke: "If you buy a new one, don't keep the old one."

"No conflict." Lu Shaoyan retorted.

For Lu Shaoyan, this is not a conflict, he wants both the old and the new.But Meng Xiaochun felt that one was enough, he only needed one, and he could only afford one.

Lu Shaoyan asked: "So... have you watched it in the past two years?"

Meng Xiaochun began to pretend to be deaf and dumb again.

Seeing him like this, Lu Shaoyan suspected that he had.After much deliberation, he handed over his new mobile phone, and said attentively: "Then you should bind this one too. The old mobile phone has actually broken down more than once, and now it takes a long time to charge it. It's useless."

Meng Xiaochun finally glanced at him, but quickly looked away and continued driving.

Lu Shaoyan raised his hands and waited for a while. Seeing that Meng Xiaochun was indifferent, he took it back embarrassingly, stuffed it back into the bag, and pulled the zipper of the bag with some small emotions, and stopped talking until the car drove to the fence of his yard. outside.

Meng Xiaochun parked the car by the side of the road, silently looking at the flowers and trees outside the car window.

"...Meng Xiaochun." Lu Shaoyan tried to rescue him again. He looked at Meng Xiaochun's three-dimensional superior profile, "Shall we be together again? This time, no matter what happens, I won't tell you about those two Don’t say anything, and don’t say anything fake, okay? I, I really don’t think you can cook, I can cook now, although it’s not as delicious as your cooking, but...you can eat it.”

Although the frequency of "spiritual inspiration" is relatively frequent, the probability of combining to create mysterious substances is relatively high... In short, he didn't eat himself to death, and he didn't even go to the hospital because of it, so he could make ends meet.

"I don't need you to take care of me anymore. In the past two years, I have taken good care of myself, and I have also taken good care of the small vegetable garden. I raised a cat and took good care of it. Meng Xiaochun, I Maybe, I can take good care of you too. I want to be with you just because I want to be with you. You don't have to do anything for me, I don't want you, really." Lu Shaoyan is eager Confidently confessed his heart.

It's all lies.Don't be fooled.Don't believe in Lu Shaoyan anymore, and don't believe that you really have the hope of leaving the darkness.

Meng Xiaochun's eyes moved slightly, focusing on the car window, where Lu Shaoyan's appearance was reflected.

"Get out of the car," he said.

Lu Shaoyan lowered his head sadly, curled his fingers, and unbuckled his seat belt, but he didn't get out of the car for a long time, his expression seemed to be thinking carefully.

After a while, he opened the zipper of the backpack again, reached in and touched it for a while, and found that... He pushed the small box into his palm with his fingers, and clenched it tightly.

"Meng Xiaochun." He raised his head again, took a deep breath, swallowed his saliva, and said in a moderate voice, "Let's get married."

Meng Xiaochun still didn't turn his head to look at him.

"I did some research... In some countries, you don't need to immigrate, as long as you can stay legally or just enter legally, you can register. Although it is not recognized in China, once you register, you are registered. Okay?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

Meng Xiaochun finally turned to look at him now.Lu Shaoyan hurriedly straightened his waist, stretched his shoulders, and stretched his neck, doing a good job of image engineering.

Ten seconds later, Meng Xiaochun sarcastically said: "Even if you admit it, you can get a divorce, let alone if you don't admit it, Lu Shaoyan, you are really good at making people happy."

"I'm not..." Lu Shaoyan was a little short of breath, and whispered, "Then, then I can't help it. Where can same-sex marriages be allowed without divorce? If you can find it, we'll go there Sign up."

Meng Xiaochun said coldly: "There is no such place, so marriage is not reliable at all."

"This is too arbitrary." It's not easy to deal with Meng Xiaochun, Lu Shaoyan sighed, "Then can I write you a letter of commitment? Can I promise to Jade Emperor Tathagata Buddha?"

"The law can't guarantee it, so what's the use of the letter of commitment?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan could only put it badly: "I can't think of it, you can think about it, you can do whatever you think, okay?"

"I'm not interested in discussing such idle fantasies with you at all." Meng Xiaochun said, "Get out of the car."

Having said all this, this person is still stubborn. Lu Shaoyan was helpless and angry, so he stopped talking, turned his head and opened the door, and just walked out two or three steps, when he heard Meng Xiaochun's voice behind him: "I will I won't be fooled by you, Lu Shaoyan."

Lu Shaoyan stopped and looked back at Meng Xiaochun who was standing in front of the car door. The flames in his heart sprang up. He strode over and stared at him loudly: "What did you do to me? It's endless Ah Meng Xiaochun? My steps are all up to your chin, what do you want? If you have an idea, just say it, okay? You're not really dumb!"

"It was you who stalked me," Meng Xiaochun said.

"Are you going to say this in your next life?" Lu Shaoyan said angrily, "Yes, I'm the one who stalked you. If you really have an opinion, please ignore me! If you have the ability, please ignore me from the beginning to the end. me!"

Inside, Mrs. Lu looked out the door: "Did I hear Xiaoyan's voice?"

After finishing speaking, she couldn't wait to get up and go out.Her husband hurriedly got up and walked away.Lu Lizhi and Zhou Tian naturally stood up and followed the elders out.

"If you really think that I am a liar and only cheat you, then you just hate me! Or you really ignore me and forget me completely! What kind of medicine are you taking? You don't pay back at all. Like me, like me and you don't want me, and then you go to take medicine and make everyone a mess! You're not a poet, and you're not a novelist! What are you doing! You—uh—"

Suddenly, Meng Xiaochun took a small step forward, hugged Lu Shaoyan's waist, supported the back of his head, lowered his head and kissed his lips.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

He froze for a long time.Maybe not for long.He didn't know, he just stared blankly into the eyes of Meng Xiaochun who was close at hand.

Finally, he felt the moist touch on his lips.Blinking his eyes very slowly, his stiff body gradually relaxed, and he leaned back tentatively, unable to move at all, Meng Xiaochun held him firmly in his arms.

But Lu Shaoyan's body became more relaxed because of this, he even closed his eyes, climbed his hands on Meng Xiaochun's back, and actively and impatiently sent it to Meng Xiaochun, for fear of losing it.

Meng Xiaochun kissed Lu Shaoyan, suddenly raised his eyes, and fixedly looked at the shocked or angry people standing not far or near.

Not long after, Meng Xiaochun looked away and ended the kiss.

Lu Shaoyan opened his eyes, his cheeks were flushed, his eyes were as moist as spring water, and he looked at Meng Xiaochun.He felt that it was not his own illusion, it must not be.He saw tenderness in Meng Xiaochun's eyes.

Two seconds later, Lu Shaoyan leaned forward on tiptoe, actively kissed Meng Xiaochun's mouth, and closed his eyes again.At this moment, he didn't remember where he was, or even who he was.

After kissing for a while, the kiss was so deep that Lu Shaoyan was out of breath, and was a little inexplicably shy, so he buried his face in his neck and kept rubbing it coquettishly.

Meng Xiaochun stroked Lu Shaoyan's hair tenderly, but his eyes were dark like black ink.He looked at the Lu family who hadn't reacted like this, and suddenly, an expression that seemed to be called a "smile" appeared on his face.But this expression only appeared for less than a second, so fast that it is not sure whether it really appeared.

Zhou Tian has acted in many plays and seen many people acting, among them there are many talents, and there are many opportunities to perform revenge scenes, but he has never been so panicked by a look.No matter how he entered the play, he knew he was acting, but Meng Xiaochun was not.

He suspected that this was also designed by Meng Xiaochun. Meng Xiaochun deliberately lured them out, and then kissed Lu Shaoyan in front of them.