Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Chapter 19

Meng Xiaochun has always liked to pretend to be high-cold, Lu Shaoyan has long been used to it, and now he just takes it for granted that this guy is embarrassed because he feels aggrieved by being forced to be a little lover by himself!

Quite normal.

Normally, when others talk to Meng Xiaochun in a friendly voice, Meng Xiaochun always looks like a dead person, and now he has fallen to this point...

……

Meng Xiaochun was already regretting it.

He hates losing control, and Lu Shaoyan always makes him experience this bad experience again and again.

To him, the words "uncontrollable" are nightmares, curses, and the scariest thing in this world.

Lu Shaoyan always made him do outrageous and stupid things uncontrollably.

……

Lu Shaoyan went around to the bed, and he regretted his mouth.On the other side, looking at the way Meng Xiaochun closed his eyes and frowning tightly, he thought he had guessed it all, this guy was really suppressing his anger.

"Hey, you won't die of anger, will you?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

Not necessarily.Meng Xiaochun thought to himself.

He suspected that one day he would really be mad at himself.

What the hell are you doing.

Seeing Meng Xiaochun's frown became tighter and tighter. With his eyes closed, people could see how stinky his face was and how upset he was. Lu Shaoyan also became upset, curled his lips, and said in a low voice, "It wasn't when you were in heat just now. Like this. Heh, heh."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

More self-loathing.

At that time, it was obvious that he could not do that, and he could completely get rid of Lu Shaoyan...

But didn't do that.

The physiological reaction at that time was not enough to make him lose control, and he was in a very sober state at that time.

Lu Shaoyan used the word very precisely, that is, "in heat", which is a very disgusting thing.

Seeing that Meng Xiaochun insisted on pretending to be dead, Lu Shaoyan snorted, climbed onto the bed, got into the quilt, not feeling sleepy, and opened his eyes to look at the ceiling.

He found that he hadn't worried about going to bed just now.

Meng Xiaochun was coerced and lured into obeying by him, and he was very unhappy in his heart!I want to give Qi Anyuan a guard, body, ru, and jade!

As long as he doesn't take the initiative to put him to bed, Meng Xiaochun can't take the initiative, and he must be very lucky in his heart!

Lu Shaoyan couldn't figure out how Meng Xiaochun would like Qi Anyuan.

He's been thinking about this for a long, long time!

Although Qi Anyuan has always pretended to buy people's hearts by pretending to be green tea, but Meng Xiaochun is definitely not that kind of superficial idiot, he must be able to see through Qi Anyuan's disguise at a glance.

And Meng Xiaochun knew Qi Anyuan's background at all!

Anyone with a little bit of conscience and a little bit of loyalty shouldn't get involved with Qi Anyuan!

The more Lu Shaoyan thought about it, the more sad he became, he kicked Meng Xiaochun under the quilt suddenly, and found fault in a rough voice: "Turn off the light! What kind of plant are you, and you have to turn on the light for photosynthesis when you sleep in the middle of the night?"

Meng Xiaochun, who was sleeping on his side, opened his eyes and met Lu Shaoyan's eyes.

Lu Shaoyan is a trouble maker, Meng Xiaochun had this perception many years ago.

He can always create troubles in tricky places that Meng Xiaochun can't think of, and then he can't solve them by himself. Many times, he doesn't even realize it at all. He can only feel what's wrong, but he can't tell what's wrong.

Meng Xiaochun even suspected that he had been PUAed by Lu Shaoyan from a certain point of view:

He had no reason at all to tell Lu Shaoyan what stupid thing he did again, and what endless troubles he would get, but he was just worried that if he didn't clean up the mess for this guy, this guy might really die.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy? What do you want to do? What do you mean by your eyes? Do you want to fight?" Lu Shaoyan asked defensively.

Meng Xiaochun's eyes and expression now make him very insecure!

Looks too much like the anti-social and gloomy villain in the movie!

"You won't kill me with a pillow while I'm asleep, will you?" Lu Shaoyan tentatively asked.

"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said expressionlessly.

Why answer such boring nonsensical dumb questions?Why do you want to answer more like a fool than a fool?

Meng Xiaochun was about to be annoyed to death by the biological courtship period, and he even seriously considered the feasibility of performing birth control surgery on himself.

"If you press me to death, you will become a murderer. Even if you don't shoot me, you will go to jail. Your whole life will be ruined. It's not worth it!" Lu Shaoyan persuaded him seriously, "I'm serious, Meng Xiaochun, you must not The idea of ​​murder, because you have a high IQ and strong execution ability, so once you have this idea, it is very likely that you will actually realize it. Then there will be two results, one is that the French Open is not missed, you are arrested, Another one is that you have not been arrested, but you have been jittery all the time, have you watched "Crime and Punishment" (&...￥#*("

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

He felt that he was already in the process of crime and punishment.

Meng Xiaochun looked away, turned his back to Lu Shaoyan, stretched his arms and pressed the light switch on the bedside.

The room fell into a reassuring darkness, and Lu Shaoyan gradually fell silent.

Meng Xiaochun has seen a documentary in which the way herdsmen calm down restless lambs is to cover their eyes.

Lu Shaoyang was upset in the dark center, he already had enough things to worry about, and now he added the fear that Meng Xiaochun would turn black and kill him, it was really hard for him!

There are too many things, all the threads are completely out of order, and the high-speed operation of the CPU in the brain leads to a high-temperature shutdown. Lu Shaoyan became sleepy after thinking about it, and his head began to become muddled. Gradually, he did not remember what he was bothering about. "The feeling itself...

……

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Meng Xiaochun woke up on time, and Lu Shaoyan slept soundly.

When Meng Xiaochun came back from washing, Lu Shaoyan had already kicked off the quilt, his T-shirt was half lifted, revealing his fair waist, spread out in large size in the middle of the double bed, and the air conditioner was blowing on with his belly button open.

Meng Xiaochun adjusted the air conditioner, then opened the curtains to let the sun shine in from outside.The weather has been getting warmer recently, and the dawn is early.

Lu Shaoyan fell asleep, and suddenly his eyes were pierced by the sun.He frowned instinctively, turned over, closed his eyes and pulled the quilt to cover his body until he covered his head and continued to sleep in the dark.

……

Hu Peng's apartment is in a village in the city. The advantage is that life is convenient. The disadvantage is that there are various breakfast stalls downstairs in the early morning.

Damn, I forgot to close the window last night!

Gou Yi struggled for a while, trying to block the sound with the quilt, but failed.

He had no choice but to yawn and go to close the window.

It happened that there were hawkers below who were fighting for a seat.

Gou Yi looked at it so much that he couldn't move anymore.

He couldn't sleep anymore, and leaned against the window rubbing his sleepy eyes to watch the excitement.

Gou Yi's drowsiness was almost gone when he saw that the two sides were pulled apart and continued to prepare to open a stall cursing.

He went back to the bed to check the time on his mobile phone, and it happened that Monicanicanica sent a message.

Gou Yi stared at the head portrait for a long time before realizing—oh, it's Meng Shejing's roommate Shi Lei.

Alas, it's not good to have no remarks.

He yawned, noted his name, and clicked in to read the news.

Shi Lei: Meng Xiaochun didn't go back to the dormitory last night

Gou Yi: oh oh

Shi Lei: Sister, do you have morning class today?

Gou Yi: No, what's the matter?

Shi Lei: Is there any class in the morning?

Gou Yi: There is class after nine o'clock.What are you doing?

Shi Lei: Not doing anything, just want to say, Meng Xiaochun has class at [-] o'clock, senior sister, if you want to squat, he can squat

Gou Yi thought to himself that there was nothing wrong with me, did I go squat like a cold-blooded snake spirit because I thought I was too happy today?

But you definitely can't tell Shi Lei that way, after all, you still have to continue to play the nympho senior who is obsessed with snake spirits, in order to go undercover for a long time to get information.

So Gou Yi typed: Great!Thank you brother [Sahua]

Shi Lei: [OK]

……

Lu Shaoyan dodged the light attack, but failed to dodge the sound attack.

He was falling asleep when he suddenly heard noises from the bathroom, turning on the faucet, flushing the toilet, and finally taking a shower.

Forget it, he can still make it through if he covers the quilt tightly.

However, after Meng Xiaochun came out of the wash, he turned on the TV in the bedroom!Turn up the sound so loud, watch martial arts movies!

Lu Shaoyan rolled the quilt from left to right and from right to left, protesting a few times, but seeing that it was useless, he sat up abruptly and shouted at Meng Xiaochun who was sitting at the end of the bed watching TV: "You You must be sick! One morning——" He touched his phone to check the time, "You are sick at six o'clock, watch martial arts movies! Do you have any sense of public morality! And when did you like watching martial arts movies? You don't like it at all Watching martial arts movies, you just want to punish me?!"

Meng Xiaochun turned a deaf ear and kept staring at the TV.

Lu Shaoyan was so angry that he picked up the pillow and thumped him on the back.

Meng Xiaochun's blood bar -0.001, -0.001, -0.001...

Lu Shaoyan's energy bar -1, -1, -1...

Tired, Lu Shaoyan is really tired.

He didn't sleep well last night. He was full of troubles before going to bed, and had nightmares when he fell asleep. He felt that he was pressed by a ghost all night, and he didn't feel comfortable until the morning. Make noises to annoy him.

One hit, although the actual damage to Meng Xiaochun was less than 1, but Lu Shaoyan was exhausted, and his anger had already vented.So, he put down the pillow, sat on the bed on his knees, stared at the back of the other person's head, changed to the route of Huairou, and tried to win over the secondary conflicting characters (of course the main conflicting character is Qi Anyuan!).

"Meng Xiaochun, I know you have resentment in your heart. I don't want to either. Do you think I'm just a straight guy and I want to mess with gay guys? Don't worry, I won't force you to sell your body|body, at most I will Play it in front of Qi Anyuan and make him angry.

Speaking of which, I'm also doing it for your own good. Who do you think you can't do with if you want to stir up trouble? You have to find him?He is now selling rot circle fans to others, and there are official ones. CP fans are living and dying, if you expose your relationship with him at this time, you will definitely be raped by the Internet.Oh, it's really scary if you don't pay attention to these things and don't know.Rounding off, I saved your life! "

Meng Xiaochun finally had a reaction.He turned off the TV, stood up, looked back at Lu Shaoyan, and said calmly: "I have class at eight o'clock, so I'm leaving first."

"Oh. Wait, I seem to have class at nine o'clock." Lu Shaoyan scratched his head, "Wait a minute, I'll just wash my face and brush my teeth and go to the toilet. Let's go together and take a taxi back."

On the way, he had to continue to brainwash Meng Xiaochun.

Meng Xiaochun refused him: "No. I don't want to hear you mention Qi Anyuan in front of me."

This is, how embarrassing...

Lu Shaoyan pouted, suppressed the self-blame in his heart, and said, "Well, let's not talk about it. I'll tell you what happened last night on the way. You don't think it's over like this, do you? An Tai is Qi Anyuan's cousin, and Qi Anyuan and his family are ruined, what happened last night, Bi Antai is sure to be furious."

While talking, Lu Shaoyan paid attention to Meng Xiaochun's reaction. Sure enough, this reason was useful to Meng Xiaochun. He was silent for a while before changing his words: "Then hurry up."

Then he sat back at the end of the bed, lowered his head and pressed the phone.

It seems that once bitten by a snake for ten years, I am afraid of well ropes.Heh, I thought Meng Xiaochun was brave enough, but it turned out he wasn't.

Lu Shaoyan groaned angrily, crawled over to put his head on Meng Xiaochun's shoulder, and peeped openly to see if he was complaining to Qi Anyuan.

No.

Meng Xiaochun was just reading news in foreign languages, and after reading an article, he went to sign in to collect gold coins.

Lu Shaoyan recalled that he could always see Meng Xiaochun using all kinds of things with brand/website/organization LOGO, such as canvas bags, umbrellas, water glasses, etc. He couldn't help asking: "Do you really know how to sign in to exchange things?" ?”

He thought Meng Xiaochun would ignore him, but he didn't expect Meng Xiaochun to answer: "Yes."

"Are you short of money?" After Lu Shaoyan asked, he realized that he had asked nonsense.

Sure enough, Meng Xiaochun didn't answer him this time.

Lu Shaoyan sighed, looked at Meng Xiaochun, had an idea, and put on eye drops crazily: "Then...Qi Anyuan doesn't care about yours? He is so rich, why is he so picky on you?"

Meng Xiaochun still did not speak.

Lu Shaoyan continued to work hard: "I'm different from him. Apart from giving you 1 yuan a month, just tell me what you want to buy, and I'll buy it for you."

Meng Xiaochun paused when he swiped the screen with his fingers, then turned his head to meet Lu Shaoyan's gaze.

Lu Shaoyan blinked at him artificially.

after a few seconds.

"Eighty-eight thousand." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan: "Huh?"

"You said, give me eighty-eight thousand a month." Meng Xiaochun said.

"..."

Lu Shaoyan remembered, the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, and quickly moved away from the snake spirit, pointing and saying, "Your dream is eighty-eight thousand! Yes, I said it, but this moment and that moment, I am now If you have a clue, if you are willing to give you [-], you can have fun secretly, but you still have [-]...do you think I look like [-]? I think you look like a big bastard!"

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Meng Xiaochun's hobby: teasing Lu Shaoyan

Normal effect: Lu Shaoyan's anger value +10+10+10