Chapter 28
Chapter 28
The air in the fantasy world always makes people feel extremely comfortable, as if the whole body is relaxed, which makes Li Yangui's kidnapped anger less irritable.
The black mist wrapped around his body dissipated, Li Yangui felt his whole body loosen suddenly, and his vision began to become clear. He could see the endless illuminated street below the mountain and the stars in the sky.
He took a deep breath, and after realizing that his mouth could move, he took two steps back calmly, and said vigilantly, "What did you bring me here for?"
Li Yangui couldn't detect the murderous aura in Mu Heng's body, but it was because he couldn't detect this simple and rude aura, which made Li Yangui a little worried.
Don't this guy really want anything from him? He is just a human being, what good can he do if he is begged by a demon?
The only thing Li Yangui can do now is to pray for Feng Wu to come in quickly and fish him out quickly.
Mu Heng took out a mirror and handkerchief from nowhere as if conjuring, and grinned at the mirror: "Wait, I'll take off my makeup first."
"...?"
Li Yangui thought he heard it wrong, and when he took a closer look, he suddenly found that the clean handkerchief in Mu Heng's hand had become dirty because he had wiped off the black lipstick on his lips. The lipstick is actually not that ugly. On the contrary, because it looks very good and wears very punk, it looks very individual.
Now he suddenly removes his makeup, and immediately changes from a rock and roll black to a delicate, clean, and handsome man.
With a click, it was as if a thunder fell from the sky, directly splitting Li Yangui to pieces.
Damn this man is really removing makeup!
"I'm still very fast. Let's hurry up. Boss Feng will come after me later." Mu Heng looked at himself in the mirror, nodded in satisfaction, and put the mirror in his pocket. "Let's go." Let's go, before it's too late."
Li Yangui was almost dragged by Mu Heng and ran on the ground without touching the ground. He asked feebly, "What are you going to do?"
He finally understood that the demon said that he wanted to kill him, he was really just scaring people, but what he was going to do, Li Yangui really couldn't figure it out.
The more critical question, is there anything that one must come to the fantasy world to do?
Li Yangui still didn't understand all this when he was dragged by Mu Heng to the center of the bustling street.
There is a huge stage in the middle of the street. Before Li Yangui approached, he heard the well-known square dance music playing in the stereo from a distance. A group of monsters who couldn't tell the breed and could only tell men and women by their clothes were wriggling their limbs on the stage. Very happy to dance.
As soon as Mu Heng appeared, he unplugged the audio cable aggressively, and said loudly, "Give way to me, I've contracted the stage tonight!"
The scene became quiet in an instant, but within a second, the monsters began to bombard him collectively.
"Why! We haven't finished the square dance yet!"
"That's right, what are you doing, come down quickly, it's time for the square dance in our fantasy world, what do you have to say after we finish dancing."
"If you don't come down, believe it or not, I'll call the city management to drag you to dig coal?"
"No tears without the coffin!"
Mu Heng threw Li Yangui aside, stepped on the speaker, a piercing sound came from inside, and the piercing monsters covered their ears, Mu Heng put his arms on his knees, and leaned forward, playing a fool and not being able to refuse He threatened: "Don't delay me from doing my business, or I'll take your skin off and make it into a lantern for this street, believe it or not?"
Making lanterns may be a weakness that all the monsters in the fantasy world are afraid of. Hearing this, Mu Heng didn't need to say more. They all took a few steps back spontaneously, and the stage was vacant within a few seconds at such a fast speed.
Li Yangui: "..."
Why are they so obedient?Are you still doing square dancing?
Li Yangui backed away silently, only to find that he was standing there motionless, unable to move his legs. His eyes widened in doubt, and he looked at Mu Heng in disbelief, just in time for the sly look he was looking at.
"Want to run?" Mu Heng clicked his tongue twice, "It's still useful for me to keep you, don't worry, you just stand there."
Human beings fall into the heap of demons, Li Yangui is still somewhat taboo and vigilant, but Mu Heng will definitely not let him leave now, panic is useless, Li Yangui stabilized his mind, and asked again: "What the hell are you doing?" What do you want to do?"
"You'll know right away."
After Mu Heng finished speaking, he snapped his fingers.
Almost in an instant, the red carpet covered the stage like fireworks that suddenly bloomed, and the red silk fell from the sky and hung all around. With the gentle night wind blowing, it fluttered in the wind. It was very festive to watch.
The audio plug that Mu Heng had unplugged just now was plugged back in by him. He took out the USB that he had prepared long ago, and the festive music instantly blasted the audience.
What is this for?
Is there a concert?
Li Yangui was shocked by this series of operations and didn't say anything.
Li Yangui watched helplessly as Mu Heng took out another wireless microphone from nowhere. He patted the microphone and coughed twice after making sure he could speak: "Time is short, so I'll make a long story short."
Li Yangui pricked up his ears, he wanted to hear what Mu Heng could say.
"Today, I brought a betrothal gift—" Mu Heng pointed at Li Yangui, and said impassionedly, "That is him, a human being infected with the phantasmagoria's clean energy, who is placed at home as a mascot to purify the turbid air, and should not be used for illusions." It’s like a purifier for walking! Who doesn’t love such a human being?!”
With a bang, warm applause and uncontrollable excitement erupted at the scene, and Li Yangui was so excited that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Mu Heng is still working hard to make a speech: "If you get hired, you will suffer losses, and if you can't be hired, you won't be fooled. Whoever beats me on this stage tonight is willing to marry me, and I will give her the bride price!"
"Wow!"
"I can, I can!"
"let me!"
"Pfft." Lin Changfeng, who came in a hurry, heard Mu Heng finish his speech from a long distance away, and couldn't help but spit out all the watermelon he had just gnawed.
He wiped his mouth, looked at the man a step away in front of him, pointed to Li Yangui and Mu Heng on the ground: "Boss, how long have you been looking here..."
With Feng Wu's speed, Lin Changfeng guessed that he was already there when Mu Heng took over the stage, but he still didn't show his breath in the sky, let alone make a move.
What are you waiting for?
When he didn't get an answer, Lin Changfeng threw away the watermelon rind, and looked at the poor Li Yangui who was being offered as a dowry on the platform: "You really don't want to do anything? Look at Li Yangui's little face, which is so pale from being frightened."
Feng Wu was unmoved: "He was very white in the first place."
Lin Changfeng muttered in dissatisfaction: "I kissed you anyway, how can you be so indifferent?"
Feng sent the words into Feng Wu's ears. He tilted his head and glanced at Lin Changfeng, who made him stand up straight. He quickly took a step back, reached the safe area, and changed the subject: "Boss, when will you do it?"
"No rush." Feng Wu looked back at the human on the stage.
His dark eyes reflected the intense red on the stage, and Mu Heng's figure jumping up and down was out of his line of sight at all. Feng Wu locked onto Li Yangui firmly, frightening and shocked at times, wishing he could not wait for a moment. The scolding expression can be seen in all eyes.
Looking at it, the corners of his lips hooked slightly, and a chuckle escaped his lips.
Bai Su climbed onto Lin Changfeng's shoulder and whispered in his ear, "I think something is wrong with the boss."
"It's not just something is wrong." Lin Changfeng said loudly in Bai Su's attentive eyes, "It's simply something very wrong!"
"..." Bai Su pushed Lin Changfeng away, wasting his expression.
On the stage, after Mu Heng delivered a speech on the 'betrothal gift', he still did not forget to promote himself.
"In this world, I have a car, a house, savings, a very decent job, and a lot of fans. If some of you follow me, you will be very happy. I don't care at all, but I am a man, and I make mistakes occasionally." When Mu Heng said this, he waved his hand, "But it's not important, the important thing is that I came here to find a wife, a wife who is strong enough to beat me!"
Li Yangui: "..."
Good fellow, I originally thought that I came here to sacrifice him to heaven, but I didn't expect to just treat him as a betrothal gift, and I came here just to find a partner.
Is there something wrong with your brain?
"Why do I feel that this scene seems familiar?"
"...When you say that, I also feel a little bit. It seems that there have been martial arts competitions before?"
"My grandma told me that there used to be a wedding maniac in the fantasy world, who would occupy this stage every now and then to find a beautiful woman to fight with, and he was not light at all, beating people until they cried, just to find a wife who was better than him. "
"I know, I know, I have an impression too! This monster has been exiled by Boss Feng long ago, has he come back again?!"
The whispers in the audience continued to reach Li Yangui's ears, and gradually became louder and louder. The monsters who were a little interested in Mu Heng just now took a few steps back after glancing at Mu Heng's identity during the discussion.
Not a moment later, the monsters who were still crowded in front of the stage took two steps back in unison, forcing the three meters around the stage to become empty, and none of the monsters dared to step forward.
It's not that he is cowardly, it's just that the temptation is ahead, and he is more afraid of Mu Heng's fighting power.
To sum it up, if you are not sure to step forward, you are afraid of being beaten.
Li Yangui sighed tiredly, casually looked up to the sky, and met Feng Wu's gaze.
He was standing not far away in the sky, and the three people in pajamas behind him stood lazily, seeing him finally found their traces, Su Liyue and Lin Changfeng still waved their hands.
are you crazy!
Li Yangui turned his eyes away, looked at Feng Wu, squinted his eyes in displeasure, pressed the tip of his tongue against the roof of his mouth again and again, holding back a curse in his mouth.
I just wanted to scold him at first glance.
Feng Wu thought, and Lin Changfeng sighed: "This Mu Heng hasn't given up on getting married yet, and he insists on finding a wife in the fantasy world. Look at them, who wants to marry him."
"Just rush to his face, there were still a lot of before." Bai Su bumped into the nails, blowing, "Who makes him like to be stronger than himself. It’s strange for a demon to marry him, and now she’s still stubborn, thinking about finding a wife to live the life of a fairy couple.”
Su Liyue concluded: "Look at how frightened the monsters of our fantasy world are. Throw him out quickly, don't leave a psychological shadow on them, and cause secondary damage."
Li Yangui couldn't hear the conversation between the three of them. He only knew that he couldn't move now, and he had to stand on the stage and let the monsters watch him.
Li Yangui sighed again.
Mu Heng was very angry with these ignorant monsters. Hearing Li Yangui sigh, he said angrily, "Why are you depressed? You are not the one who wants to get married."
Li Yangui looked at him and said seriously: "Even if it's a pile of shit, it will meet flies one day, so you don't have to be afraid that you won't be able to marry a wife because of their backsliding."
Mu Heng: "..."
Damn, is he scolding him?
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