Chapter 51 I'm Not Funny
Chapter 51 I'm Not Funny
Liang Chuan said he would take a break, but he actually took three days off.This is the first time in Dionysia.Who doesn't know that Liang Chuan is a super workaholic, eager to stay in the bar 24 hours a day, when he asks for leave, the whole bar seems to be missing something, a few waiters are floating around, Li Mu thinks, it seems that there is no backbone.
"He, it's rare for him to ask for leave." Amy sighed, "I thought he didn't even need to rest."
Perhaps because of his age, Liang Chuan no longer worked as hard as before.They should also let the young ones exercise. Li Mu followed Amy, and after a night of doing it, it was handy.
There have been a lot of guests recently, sitting in front of the bar, trying to chat with Li Mu.Li Mu started to blush within a few words. The guest thought it was very interesting and asked Amy, "Sister Amy, where did you find such a cute little friend?"
He talked about all kinds of whiskey with Li Mu.Touching the blind spot of knowledge, Li Mu didn't dare to show his timidity, and listened with his ears pricked up, almost forgot to drink.
Amy laughed at him, "Are you here for class or for work?"
Li Mu was still in a daze, "So there is such a thing as single malt."
Amy looked at him sincerely, "Son, read more books... I mean, read books if you don't understand."
Li Mu suddenly felt that his life became busy.More and more guests came to talk to him, and the content of the chat became more and more extensive.Li Mu lacked knowledge, not to mention the ability to have a pleasant chat.
He was very distressed, obviously he was with Yue Renge, he always talked so much, time passed in a flash.He forgot that Yue Renge himself was a hopeless talker; let alone that even if he was silent, Yue Renge would unconditionally forgive him.
But now that Liang Chuan had spoken, Li Mu felt that he had to exercise.
Where can I exercise?Li Mu was at a loss again.
It doesn't matter if you are at a loss, you have a thigh hug.
"Huh?" Zhao Shengyan almost spit out a sip of tea, "Looking for a job? Have you been fired?"
"No, no, no." Li Mu shook his head like a rattle, "I'm just having some difficulties right now."
Zhao Shengyan stroked his chin thoughtfully.
Li Mu's question actually didn't surprise him.Zhao Shengyan also knew that he would definitely go through this.But before, he didn't feel that he had to start to solve this problem. Now that Li Mu took the initiative to raise it, Zhao Shengyan suddenly felt that this child had grown up.
Yes, how time flies, in just half a year, Li Mu's progress has far exceeded Zhao Shengyan's imagination.He even felt that it was fortunate that Li Mu didn't come to him back then, otherwise, he might not know what would have happened.
Liang Chuan was Liang Chuan after all, Zhao Shengyan had no choice but to accept.
"Why don't you go and see the open mic?"
"Open mic?"
Li Mu was in a cold sweat and Zhao Shengyan watched half the performance, and shook his head as soon as he came out. "No, I can't, I'm not funny."
Zhao Shengyan also nodded, "It's not that you are not funny, you are too handsome. Being too handsome will easily affect the degree of funnyness."
Li Mu was puzzled.
Zhao Shengyan said: "Did you see that bald man just now? Those facial features, like shuffling cards according to a machine, look like a comedian."
It's the big brother who played just now, his appearance is just a joke, his mouth is full of accents from nowhere, and his every move is repeated on people's jokes.In short, God is chasing him to feed this bowl of rice.
And in this line of work, Li Mu doesn't even have a job.
What's more, this is a specialized art, and Li Mu can't afford to waste his energy by looking far away.
"It's okay, I'll show you around again." Zhao Shengyan patted Li Mu's shoulder, "Don't worry."
So, for two consecutive days, Zhao Shengyan took Li Mu to run around the entire Huadu, watched talk shows, visited big shopping malls, and strolled around the sparsely populated brand stores.Zhao Shengyan raised his hand to wipe his sweat and asked, "What do you think?"
Li Mu pondered for a while, "I plan to go to the supermarket to sell alcohol every afternoon."
Zhao Shengyan:? ? ?
Large supermarkets have tobacco and alcohol counters, and they look no different from other workers. They wear the same uniform, receive the same salary, and may not eat half a chicken leg more than others.
"Why?" Zhao Shengyan took a fancy to a brand franchise store.There are fewer people, but the advantage is that the environment is good, not noisy, and there are neat little uniforms. The young people who work inside are all smeared with hair oil, and everyone looks like a dog—isn’t it better than a supermarket?
"It's all selling wine anyway, there's no difference in essence. But there are many people in large supermarkets, and I'm afraid of dealing with people, so I can't go to places with few people." Li Mu scratched his head, "I just asked, where do you buy wine? There are a lot of people. There are various holidays, and there are always opportunities to deal with people.”
Zhao Shengyan was a little moved, but he was also a little worried, "You have two jobs, can you bear it?"
"Don't worry, it's nothing." Li Mu smiled, "If it's the afternoon shift, I can sleep more in the morning."
Boss Zhao was shocked again, this kid Li Mu would always exceed his expectations.Maybe his talent is not the highest, but he is a very hardworking one.Even if it grows a little slower and becomes the main tune later, so what?Time will prove everything.
Zhao Shengyan's loving mother's heart swayed back and forth, tears of emotion almost welled up in his eyes.Fortunately, it was taken back.He nodded, "That's fine. I think that supermarket is still recruiting people. You can try it."
Yue Renge raised his hand to look at the time, it was already a bit late.what happened?That's right, people in love can't wait to be together 24 hours a day—even if they can't, they should meet every now and then.It can be lunch at 12:30 noon. By now, Yue Renge squinted his eyes to see the time, and it was already [-]:[-].
Li Mu has always been very punctual.
Yue Renge frowned slightly.
Specially booked restaurants, because of the hot business, often need to make reservations several days in advance.Yue Renge bent his fingers and tapped the table slowly. His movements did not appear impatient, and there was a natural sense of stretch.The waiter not far away was hesitating whether he should ask Yue Renge to order first.
Yue Renge waved lightly, "Let me order first."
Li Mu's matter will be settled with him later.
Li Mu arrived 15 minutes after the appointed time.
The appetizers were already served, Yue Renge turned his face sideways, casually admiring the plastic fake flowers in the small glass bottle by the table.His long hair was gently combed and tied into a bun. This was a very feminine look, but it looked very good-looking when it fell on Yue Renge.
Li Mu suddenly realized one thing: Yue Renge doesn't need to meet a certain definition of beauty, because he is beauty itself.
Meili herself was not angry, she raised her head and saw Li Mu coming, she smiled and asked him to sit down. "I ordered the food first, and you can change it if you don't like it." His eyes swept away and landed on Li Mu's chin, with a clean line.There was nothing unusual about his clothes, as if this handsome boy who was late for a date, really just overslept or missed the subway, and then appeared in front of him belatedly.
"Sorry, I'm late." Li Mu bowed his head and sincerely apologized, "I..."
"Too tired from work last night, weren't you? I heard that Lao Liang wasn't here yesterday, so you and Amy worked all night. It's really hard for you, but you can still manage it."
Li Mu was slightly taken aback when he heard this: Yue Renge was clearly not present, but he had such a fine grasp of the bar's information.
"Is Brother Chuan not in good health recently? We still wanted to visit him, but he refused."
Not to mention going to see it, I don't even know where Liang Chuan lives.Ask Amy, this old Jianghu who has worked with him for many years realized that Liang Chuan outside of work is nothing more than a stranger to them.
"If he wants to rest, let him rest. You don't have to be in poor health to ask for leave? He has worked here for so many years, and the number of vacations is very small. If you miss him, you can't tell him when he goes to work. Late." Yue Ren sang.
Li Mu nodded and breathed a sigh of relief.Carefully observing Yue Renge, it seemed that he was not interested in investigating why he was late today.
It's actually very simple. Today he is in the supermarket and has an early shift.
Arrive at 6:50 and leave work at 12:00.When the shift was handed over, a batch of new goods came in and they were in a hurry to store them. Li Mu was dragged to work for a while, and finally remembered his date with Yue Renge. He didn't even have time to take a look at the lunch box, so he hurried and finally arrived.
Of course, box lunches cannot be compared with such high-end restaurants.Li Mu felt guilty and deliberately changed the topic.Seeing that Yue Renge didn't get angry or ask questions, he thought that all of this would be passed smoothly by fishing in troubled waters.
His mind calmed down, and Li Mu began to eat vegetables happily.Recently, he is very happy, whether it is at work or in love, everything is going well.
Even the part-time job in the supermarket—in fact, the supervisor only wanted him to manage the warehouse at first, which ran counter to Li Mu's original idea.What is he doing in the supermarket?Isn't it just learning to fool - no, learning to communicate and communicate?What's the point if you just deal with objects all day long?
Li Mu really wanted to give up on the spot when he heard the supervisor's arrangement at first.
However, the turning point is often where the willows are dark and the flowers are bright.There is an older lady in the beverage department who has a good impression of Li Mu for no reason, and frequently extends a small banner of friendship to Li Mu.Li Mu knew that this was his chance, even though the elder sister looked a bit like his mother, Li Mu still accepted the invitation.
Today he has been the locker brother in the wine area for half a day.
Because it is the morning shift, most of the people who come to the supermarket at this time are housewives, and they are concentrated in the fresh vegetable section.There are also customers in the wine area, but what people come to buy are often low-alcohol pre-mixed wines like XX.
This kind of customers have their own shopping tendencies, Li Mu doesn't need to do anything, Li Mu just needs to be as quiet as a chicken and smile like a flower by the way.
But if it was just like this, Li Mu might not be so happy.
Before leaving, the eldest sister told him to remember to attend the new employee training tomorrow afternoon and teach him some basic knowledge about alcohol.
In the original words of the elder sister: "If you have never drunk wine, you must know what wine tastes like."
training!Li Mu was excited.After leaving the campus, besides Dionysus, there is actually a second place that can bring him brand new learning opportunities.Give him whatever you want, Li Mu's luck is max.
"Look at you smiling so happily," Yue Renge narrowed his fox-like eyes slightly, "Is there anything good you want to share with me?"
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