Just as I was preparing for the college entrance exam, my childhood sweetheart awakened the Wa-senpa

Chapter 79 Stinky Idiot

Lin Jianlu smiled as she looked at the report.

The young man mentioned in the line "a young man who is good at swimming also went into the water to help" should refer to Chen Chen.

In a sense, he did help save people.

No wonder that when he posted a video later claiming credit for saving lives, as netizens said, the Zhengzhou municipal government didn't take action against him.

But most importantly, it was precisely because of this "heroic act" that she was able to learn Lin's mother's real name.

Xie Linyu.

Come on, it's time to bring out the invincible local agent again!

Change the location to "Shanghai Stock Exchange" and then make your request to the other party.

I'm looking for a middle-aged woman named Xie Linyu who moved from Zhengzhou to Shanghai. She previously had an account on a video platform called "Ming Mama Helps You Buy," and I'd like to know how she's doing now.

Does this fall within the scope of a private investigator's duties?

But it doesn't matter, the unbeatable local agent might actually have a way to find a private investigator.

However, the cost...

[The cost ranges from 500 to 2000, and it takes about a week. The final fee will depend on the complexity of the case.]

Lin Jianlu gasped, but ultimately still paid a deposit of one hundred yuan.

"You can't catch a wolf without risking your cub," she thought. She increasingly felt that Chen Chen's recent ordeal was likely orchestrated by a force behind the scenes, and she had to find out who it was. Even if Chen Chen wasn't innocent, she didn't want to see something like what happened on Monday happen again!

"What are you doing?"

A question suddenly jolted Lin Jianlu out of his reverie.

She looked up and saw Chen Chen squatting in front of her, his lips pursed, looking at her with a puzzled expression.

"You look so determined, like you're about to join the Party. Are you planning to go on a shopping spree and buy something expensive?"

Fuck your mother, how did you know?

The thought of all the money and effort she had put into Chen Chen, only to be teased by him now, made Lin Jianlu want to swear.

Because Chen Chen has no mother and cannot be chosen, Lin Jianlu can freely insult him with profanities containing the word "mother".

As for the "mother" role she's playing now...

It's okay! Criticizing yourself is a form of self-discipline, a way to try and become a better person! There's absolutely nothing wrong with it!

"You're not planning to buy a swimsuit, are you?"

Chen Chen chuckled, "You couldn't sit still when you heard I was going to teach Cheng Xiuxiu to swim, right? Planning to buy a swimsuit and show off your skills."

This idiot thinks she's some kind of hot commodity. Why would I be jealous of Cheng Xiuxiu? She even wants to compete with her in beauty?

Lin Jianlu often felt helpless because of Chen Chen's overestimation of his abilities.

"I'm just bored."

Lin Jianlu glanced at Chen Chen, then turned and lay down on the sofa:

"Go play your game and don't bother me."

"No, we can't play anymore." Chen Chen said helplessly when the topic came up.

"Why can't I play it?"

"Look," he said, pointing to the computer.

Lin Jianlu followed his finger and looked in the direction he was pointing, and was quickly dumbfounded.

"Wait a minute... why did this keyboard break?"

"I broke it by accident."

Chen Chen looked at Lin Jianlu and readily admitted his mistake.

"Why did you break it?" Lin Jianlu frowned.

Chen Chen raised an eyebrow, his face instantly lighting up with joy. He jumped up happily, cheering with delight.

"Because I got two five-star characters in a ten-pull!"

"what?"

"Hmph! One is a limited edition, the other is a NEW! I'm ecstatic, I couldn't have won any more! In that instant, I even felt the god of fate beckoning me, saying that this is what I deserve, that I am worthy of such good fortune, simply because I have accumulated a lifetime of good deeds and blessings!"

Good luck, my friend. Next time, you can say that God guided you to the land of Canaan, which flows with milk and honey, and that Canaan protected you.

"So, the reason you suddenly came up to me is... to show off the two five-star characters you just pulled?"

"That's not the case."

Chen Chen smiled awkwardly: "I've run out of money from online games. Could you lend me some? I want to go out and buy a keyboard."

Damn, look at you, you're so pathetic, you don't even have the money to buy a keyboard.

"I don't care about you."

Upon hearing that Chen Chen had spent money on in-game purchases and was now broke, Lin Jianlu felt annoyed. This guy was going to mooch off her for the next few days, so she turned her back to him and refused his request.

"But without a keyboard, I can't play 0 God! It's a new version! It's a new character! Can you really bear to watch me pull a five-star character but not be able to train them, and have new story content but not be able to watch it?"

Chen Chen persisted, bending down to get closer to Lin Jianlu, his head resting against the sofa back, his face full of sorrow and his eyes full of sincerity: "You must understand, without a keyboard, I can't control the character. Without controlling the character, I can't play 0 God. Without playing 0 God, I'll lose my appetite. If I lose my appetite, I'll develop a suicidal mood. If I become suicidal, I'll want to commit suicide. But since 0 God hasn't shut down, I absolutely won't commit suicide. But since I can't play 0 God, I'll only think about suicide. Eventually, I'll lose control, storm into the MiDaddy building, and force them to shut down the servers! At that time, I'll definitely become MiDaddy's enemy, a MiDaddy hater I can't even imagine right now!"

Chen Chen wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, his eyes filled with sorrow: "Xiao Lu, can you really bear to watch me become a universally hated anti-American?"

Whether you become a hater or not is unimportant; what's important to me is that you're an idiot.

Oh my, what a truly top-tier, utterly despicable idiot. How can such a universally hated and despicable idiot like Chen Chen exist in this world?

Lin Jianlu strongly suspected that when God created Chen Chen, He only used one thing: a steaming pile of dung that OP had just excreted.

"Okay, okay, okay!" Completely fed up, Lin Jianlu stood up. "Buy, buy, buy! I'll buy it for you. A keyboard, right? I'll give you fifty yuan!"

"Great, that's wonderful! Thank you, Little Deer Mommy, you're like a second parent to me! I feel a mother's warmth from you!"

Look at you, so shameless! You even called her "Mom" for the sake of God.

But the next moment, Lin Jianlu frowned.

[Ding! Side Quest 3 has been triggered! Make Chen Chen call you "Mom" ten times with heartfelt sincerity. Quest reward: A mysterious gift you can never imagine!]

Goodness, there are missions like this?

Lin Jianlu suddenly looked down at Chen Chen, who was squatting beside her, gazing at her expectantly and waiting for her to transfer the money. Her eyes darted around:

"Call me 'Mom' twice more."

"Well?"

Chen Chen frowned slightly:

"So you have this kind of fetish?"

"What kind of fetish do you have? I'll let you scream, or you won't pay."

"Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy..."

Okay, it's no use, it's not sincere enough.

Lin Jianlu turned around.

"Hey! Money! Where's the money?"

"I'm transferring it to you now."

Chen Chen hurriedly took out his phone, then his expression froze.

By the way, can't you play 〇神 on your phone?

"Get lost, that's all, I don't want your filthy money anymore, I'll just use my phone. Also, you owe me... you owe me two 'Dad' calls, you'll pay me back sooner or later!"

"Ugh, you stupid idiot..."