msmithbooks Chapter 66: Just reciting the name of a dish made him energetic
Chapter 66: Just reciting the name of a dish made him energetic
If we say it's the first day of recording the show...
Shen Jian is a beloved newbie in the jungle.
Everyone wants to come and grab some of his experience points.
Now, he can be seen as a rule-breaking player with a red name above his head.
Nobody wants to choose him anymore.
After all, they've made it to the round of 16.
If you choose to play a bugged dungeon at this point, aren't you just making things harder for yourself?
This is often the most frustrating thing.
Even if they encounter players who spend real money, everyone can accept it.
After all, people spend money, and what they lack is not skill, but money.
Thinking about it that way, it makes sense.
But Shen Jian didn't spend any money, yet he was still able to operate outside the Five Elements, which is the most unsolvable problem.
The entire recording process took a full day.
Of the first seven contestants, only a few have ties with each other and must face off directly.
No one else even glanced at Shen Jian.
Until only one person remained to appear, they had no choice but to face him head-on, because they had no other options.
"Alright, without further ado, let's welcome the final sixteen: Wang Xinbo and Shen Jian!"
After a brief introduction by the host, Pang Bo.
Finally, we've arrived at the last match of the day.
to be frank,
A full day of intensive recording.
No one can maintain a high level of energy and stamina all the time.
Whether they are contestants, guests, or audience members.
Moreover, the jokes written by the stand-up comedy masters in front were very well written, which exhausted the emotions of most of the audience.
The further you go, the higher your standards for humor and the more you'll be able to tell a joke.
Therefore, when Wang Xinbo came on stage, you could already see signs of fatigue, so I tried my best to stir up the atmosphere.
However, the results were still less than satisfactory.
You could sense that much of the laughter from the audience was deliberate and not genuine.
But as a seasoned professional stand-up comedian, he remained calm and completed the performance.
"Sigh, what Wang Xinbo said was actually quite good, it's just a pity it's too late."
"Shen Jian hasn't even appeared yet, it's too early to draw conclusions. Everyone's tired, including the audience. Maybe his performance will be even worse."
"That's true."
The players watching from the sidelines were discussing it privately.
Actually, it's not just them.
Everyone, including the guests and the show's production team, felt that if the atmosphere continued like this, the final episode might be a disaster.
After all, the audience had already lost some patience.
"Director Wu, it seems Shen Jian will have to give up first place in this match."
Wu Da held the walkie-talkie and nodded as he looked at the director's camera.
The extension camera just gave a few seconds of close-up shots of the audience, and you could tell through the screen that they weren't in as good condition as they were this morning.
Wang Xinbo is considered a favorite to enter the finals, but even with such a wonderful performance, he failed to create any excitement. It seems Shen Jian will also have a hard time.
Wu Da laughed and said, "Actually, his performance was quite surprising. It's really good that he got this far. We didn't treat him as a guest for nothing."
"Director Wu, if he loses this round, should we also adjust the editing of the previous promotional episodes...?"
"oh!!!"
"Hahaha!"
Just as the two were talking.
Suddenly, a wave of noise and laughter erupted from the scene.
The two of them were taken aback and quickly looked at the control panel screen.
now,
Shen Jianzheng staggered onto the stage.
Then I drove over the oil and almost went down to the right.
Hey! Wake up!
"Shen Jian, the match is about to begin!"
"Hahaha."
Some people in the audience joined in to tease him.
Shen Jian then groggily came to his senses.
"Ha~~~".
Without saying a word, he first let out a big yawn.
Then, looking at the people around him, his expression gradually regained its clarity.
"Holy crap, where are you doing?"
"Hahaha"
"As expected, it started off erratically!"
"I like."
A nonsensical opening.
It caught many people's attention.
There is no reason.
It's both boring and fun.
Shen Jianzai stood there, stunned.
Everyone looked at him expectantly.
one second.
two seconds.
three seconds.
Several seconds...
Shen Jian looked completely bewildered: "No, I'm waiting for applause. What are you waiting for?"
"Well?"
"Ha ha."
*Splash.*
The audience suddenly realized what was happening and quickly joined in with applause.
Shen Jian nodded in satisfaction: "Alright, I forgive you all. Hello everyone, I'm Shen Jian. I missed you. See you~!"
"Eek~~~~"
『Nurture~~~』
Shen Jian: "Mainly because I was down there for too long. I waited all day and I was so tired that I fell asleep. My legs are still numb."
My agent woke me up several times earlier.
He's always bossing me around. Just now he was really stern with me, saying, "Shen Jian, do you know that sleeping here is disrespectful?"
I was quite helpless at the time. How is it disrespectful for me to sleep with you? I didn't even sleep with you...
"Pfft~ Haha!"
『Nurture~~~~』
"Isn't your manager a man?"
Shen Jian: "Huh? Yes, he's a guy. I was just using an analogy. But I once told my fans during a live stream that a good marksman doesn't necessarily have to go to the bottom lane."
'???'
"Hahaha"
"Damn, if you put it that way, we won't be sleepy anymore!"
Shen Jian: "See, I told you, meat dishes always have a kind of magic. Just mentioning the name of a dish will instantly energize you."
『Nurture~~~~』
Shen Jian: "Alright, alright, that was just a little interaction to get everyone up and running. Now let's get back to the main topic... Oh right, I've never been to school, so I haven't read the main story."
"Damn, hahaha."
"Unofficial history is fine too, it's exciting!"
"Hilarious."
Shen Jian: "Forget it, let's not talk about things from books!"
"Hahaha"
『Nurture~~~~』
Shen Jian: "Let's get back to me and my manager. Actually, apart from being a bit strict, he's a pretty good person. Once, when we were drinking, he opened up to me."
He said his wife is like an NPC every day.
"As soon as you get close, there's definitely a mission!"
"Hahaha"
"So real!"
Shen Jian: "To be honest, I was a little stunned at the time. I've never been married, so I didn't understand."
I thought it was just a small thing like serving tea and water, what's so difficult about it?
As a man, a husband, shouldn't you consider your wife's feelings at all times? It's all just a small thing, a matter of a second or two.
As a result, my agent burst into tears.
He was crying and tugging at my arm. He said, "Shen Jian, you don't understand. What you're talking about are all newbie village quests. Max-level characters need to go into dungeons, and each run takes an hour. It's too hard!"
"Eek~~~~!"
"Hahaha!"
"You really dare to say that."
I love listening to this!
Shen Jian looked completely bewildered by the reactions below:
"Huh? You all understand? But I still don't understand. I've always been a naive person."
『Nurture~~~~』
"You're more energetic now!"
At this moment, the audience seemed to be completely wide awake.
And the periphery.
At this moment, Lin Youyou was standing behind Liang Mu, looking at his slightly trembling back, her face flushed red.
She wanted to laugh, but she didn't dare.
I wondered if I should try to persuade or comfort Liangmu?
To avoid losing control of one's emotions.
It would be unseemly to get angry at Shen Jian when he comes down.
"Uh... Manager Liang? Are you alright?"
Liangmu shook his head, trembling.
Lin Youyou tentatively stepped forward: "Are you really okay? Don't be angry. Shen Jian was just making things up. Just take it as a joke for the show."
Liangmu turned around, laughing like a sick person: "No! It's not nonsense at all! She looks exactly like your sister-in-law! Hahaha!"
Lin Youyou: "..."
Zhang Shan: "..."
Li Si: "..."