Pretty idiots are born to be played with and ruined by their husbands.

Chapter 61 Sharing a Bed

Realizing this, Ruan Zhijuan whimpered, jumped up abruptly, grabbed a pig's trotter in one hand and a grilled squid in the other, and ran to Zhou Gangxun, who had just come in from outside. "Zhou Gangxun, you...you can't wander off. This is a new house. What if you get lost? You have to stay with me..."

He was really scared; his whole body felt cold. It was terrifying.

"You...you eat..." Ruan Zhijuan clung to Zhou Gangxun's side, holding up a pig's trotter and feeding it to Zhou Gangxun's mouth, even though he felt that Zhou Gangxun would not harm him.

Zhou Gangxun stared intently at Ruan Zhijuan with his dark eyes. Now she was scared. Didn't she just insist on eating the fried collarbone that another man gave her?

He lowered his head and bit the pig's trotter that Ruan Zhijuan was feeding him, eating it with her hand.

As Ruan Zhijuan watched Zhou Gangxun eat, he swallowed hard himself. He licked his lips and pleaded, "Zhou...Zhou Gangxun, how about I give you the first bite from now on? You...you finish yours and then I'll eat...but please don't take too big a bite, okay..."

They want to use him as a guinea pig to test the waters.

He knew his wife was a vicious idiot. Zhou Gangxun swallowed, gulping down the piece of meat. "Mmm."

"Zhou Gangxun, what time are we having fried pork ribs and crispy fried pork tomorrow...?" Ruan Zhijuan took the opportunity while asking the question to take back the pig's trotters. Zhou Gangxun couldn't eat any more, or he wouldn't have any left.

Zhou Gangxun stared intently at Ruan Zhijuan's constantly licking lips, his tone indifferent, "You can explode it after you wake up."

Ruan Zhijuan nodded in satisfaction, finally not having to wake up at four or five in the morning. "Then let's go back and watch TV..."

Before he could finish speaking, Zhou Gangxun suddenly walked towards the bedroom in the opposite direction from him and lay down on the bed neatly.

Ruan Zhijuan followed with a "tap tap tap" sound, running into the bedroom. "Zhou Gangxun, you... why are you on the bed...?"

"I'm sleepy," Zhou Gangxun said, covering his face with his arm.

Ruan Zhijuan blinked, stopped gnawing on the pig's trotter, and held it up, looking at him. He was asking if she was sleepy, not why Zhou Gangxun was sleeping on the bed. "You...you're not sleeping on the floor today?"

"I won't sleep. Why sleep on the floor when there's a bed?"

"I'm not sleeping on the floor anymore..." Ruan Zhijuan looked at the bed that could fit two people, then plopped down on the other side of the bed, worried that Zhou Gangxun would take over the whole bed as soon as she left.

He stopped watching TV, sat on the corner of the bed looking at his half, and quickly gnawed on a pig's trotter, making a pact: "Zhou Gangxun, then... then don't crowd me at night, I don't like being crowded... you're hot and smelly, so don't get too close to me... and don't take off your clothes, don't touch me..."

Zhou Gangxun closed his eyes and turned away from Ruan Zhijuan with disgust. He lightly touched his thin lips and replied in a barely audible voice, "I won't touch you. I find it dirty."

I don't know who I'm talking to.

In a sense, this was the first time the two of them had shared a bed in the true sense of the word since the night they drugged each other and climbed into each other's beds.

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One o'clock in the morning.

Ruan Zhijuan was half asleep, with one eye rolled back and the other half half closed, when she saw Zhou Gangxun standing by her bedside, looking at her.

"Zhou Gangxun, why aren't you asleep yet? What are you doing standing by the bed watching me? Did you go to the toilet...? Remember to wash your hands..." Ruan Zhijuan said as she turned over and saw another man lying on the other side of the bed, who was also Zhou Gangxun.

"Why are you in bed so soon? Did you come from somewhere else...?"

Ruan Zhijuan, still half asleep, turned back to the bedside and saw Zhou Gangxun still standing there staring at him.

Ruan Zhijuan's eyes widened suddenly. Why were there two Zhou Gangxun?

He turned his head to look at the bed and saw that Zhou Gangxun had woken up at some point and was staring at him with his eyes open, grinning at him in a sinister way. His face twisted and suddenly turned into the face of a strange man.

"!" Ruan Zhijuan was startled awake and saw him lying in Zhou Gangxun's arms.

Ruan Zhijuan snorted and gave Zhou Gangxun a light kick to the side, muttering, "Who told you to hug me secretly, you stinky Zhou Gangxun."

"Still trying to scare me in my dreams? I'll beat you up." He raised his hand and slapped Zhou Gangxun's arm again. It wasn't hard; it just made him a little red, but it didn't wake him up.

Ruan Zhijuan crossed her legs and quietly looked at Zhou Gangxun. She leaned closer and lightly touched the wound on his brow bone with her finger, breathing softly. She had seen it when Zhou Gangxun applied medicine and changed the gauze at noon. It was such a deep cut, with a piece of flesh missing, and it was bright red.

The police officer said he was injured in a fight with the murderer.

Ruan Zhijuan wanted to hold Zhou Gangxun's head and take a closer look, but he wasn't a doctor and couldn't understand it anyway.

Will Zhou Gangxun die? If he dies, no one will earn money to support him.

Zhou Gangxun said that 20,000 yuan would only last about a year; he had initially thought it was a lot.

Ruan Zhijuan blinked, observed for a while, and then used a finger to examine Zhou Gangxun's nose.

He was relieved to see that the baby was still breathing.

Hmph, Zhou Gangxun is a bastard. He's a thousand-year-old tortoise, he can live for a thousand years, he won't die.

Ruan Zhijuan thought about it, nodded, crawled over to her side, lay down and continued to sleep.

Two hours later.

Zhou Gangxun, who was asleep, heard Ruan Zhijuan muttering complaints behind him, "Zhou Gangxun, you're so hot, don't stick so close to me, it's so annoying, hmph... you even stick close to others while sleeping, are you a dog...?"

Zhou Gangxun frowned, took a deep breath, and thought, "What a nuisance. It's just that I accidentally rolled over onto his side."

He rolled over, wanting to get away from his noisy, stupid wife.

With a thud, the person fell off the bed.

Lying on the ground, he slowly opened his eyes, looked at the ceiling, and returned to his familiar spot, "..."

Isn't it a double bed? Why did you get down?

He had just gotten off the bed when Ruan Zhijuan immediately rolled into his spot, groping her way up and down the bed like a blind person, muttering, "Zhou Gangxun, where did you go? Didn't I tell you not to crowd me?"

As he spoke, he started to roll off the bed.

Zhou Gangxun didn't stop him, and lay down below to wait. The stupid thing would learn its lesson after falling once.

But after waiting for a few minutes, the person still didn't fall, so Ruan Zhijuan just lay down on the edge of the bed and fell asleep.

"..."

Zhou Gangxun was disappointed... but not disappointed. He got up from the ground with disgust, sneered, and impatiently grabbed Ruan Zhijuan's arm, turning her over to lie down on the other side of the bed.

Just as she lay down, a soft lump of flesh pressed against her back, and she complained, "Zhou Gangxun, I told you not to press against me, it's so hot! If you keep doing this, you can't sleep in bed anymore, go sleep on the floor..."

Zhou Gangxun glanced at the leg that was straddling his waist. Ha, who was it that was clinging to him like a dog?

He grabbed the leg and threw it aside, got up, lifted Ruan Zhijuan's clothes, stuffed it into Ruan Zhijuan's mouth, and began to touch his flesh, occasionally patting him to lull him to sleep.

Now Ruan Zhijuan stopped complaining, stopped complaining about the crowd, and stopped chasing people away. She just hummed and fell asleep.

She needs to be disciplined; she's acting horny late at night.

However, in reality... Ruan Zhijuan was not asleep.