Chapter 50 You think you can just smash me with a jade ruyi?
Chapter 50 You think you can just smash me with a jade ruyi?
The villagers shook their heads, their eyes filled with fear, as they looked at Wang Ye's half-dead, feeble state.
"No! I want to die!"
"I just want to get treatment for my rheumatism, not kidney deficiency!"
Seeing that the time was almost right, Su Wuxian revealed his true intentions:
"So, everyone, you can all leave now."
"Drink more hot water when you get home, go to bed early and get up early, and stop thinking about unnecessary things."
"If you really want to maintain your health, I'll have my senior brother teach you sometime—that's the right way! It doesn't cost a penny! And it prolongs your life!"
The villagers were thrilled.
His senior brother next to him looked like a Taoist immortal, clearly a master!
This is an authentic product!
It's much more reliable than that invisible and intangible stove!
"Uncle Su! We'll listen to you!"
"Going home to drink hot water!"
"Master Wang, we're sorry, we won't pursue you anymore. Your cultivation method is too taxing on our kidneys, we can't practice it."
In the blink of an eye.
The army that had been chasing after them with such fervor just moments before was suddenly doused with cold water and instantly sobered up.
They dispersed in twos and threes, still discussing what to eat that night to nourish their kidneys.
......
In the distance, in the shadows of the trees.
Ma Xianhong stood behind the tree, his fists clenched so tightly they cracked, his face ashen.
He watched as the villagers he had painstakingly won over were turned against him by Su Wuxian with just a few words.
What kind of usury?
What do you mean by "harvesting leeks"?
This is defamation!
This is a blasphemy against the Divine Craftsmanship!
"Master..."
Behind him, Qiu Rang cautiously said:
"How about... I go and smash that loudspeaker?"
"Smash?"
Ma Xianhong took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart:
"Can smashing the loudspeaker win people's hearts?"
"This Su Wuxian... he wants to destroy Biyou Village from the very beginning!"
Ma Xianhong's eyes gradually turned cold.
He realized that this was no longer a technological battle, but a battle of ideologies, a life-or-death struggle over traditions.
"Chou Rang".
"exist."
"Notify all those with superior roots to gather at the Body Cultivation Furnace tonight."
"Since words won't work... then we'll have to resort to force."
"I need to speed up the furnace's progress! Once I complete that 'core,' I can prove I was right!"
......
On the high platform of the square.
"Phew... My mouth is dry."
Su Wuxian turned off the microphone and took a big gulp of water.
Wang Ye slumped to the ground and gave Su Wuxian a thumbs up:
"Master Su, you're amazing! Absolutely amazing!"
"With your eloquence, it's a waste that you're not in the business of pyramid schemes. You've managed to turn a bunch of fanatics into health enthusiasts."
"This is called psychological warfare."
Su Wuxian took off his reading glasses and returned them to Tian Jinzhong.
A glint of shrewdness flashed in his eyes as he watched the villagers leave.
"These villagers are Ma Xianhong's foundation, but also his Achilles' heel."
"Now that his foundation is shaken, he should be worried."
"Wang Ye, let's get ready."
Su Wuxian stood up:
"From now on, Ma Xianhong will no longer be polite to us."
......
Biyou Village, on the path leading to Tingfeng Pavilion.
Having just finished fooling the villagers, Su Wuxian was in a good mood, humming a little tune as he strolled around with his hands behind his back.
Zhang Chulan followed behind, reviewing the pyramid scheme speech with an admiring look on his face.
"Master, your 'harvesting leeks' theory was absolutely brilliant! I bet those old ladies will tear up Ma Xianhong's portrait when they get home!"
"Keep a low profile."
Su Wuxian waved his hand:
"That's called persuading people with reason. We are civilized people; we should use words rather than fists."
The voice just fell.
"stop!!"
An angry shout came from the woods by the roadside.
Immediately afterwards, a golden beam of energy crashed down like a barrier, blocking everyone's path.
Su Wuxian paused, letting out a helpless sigh:
"Looks like there's always someone who doesn't want me to be a civilized person."
A man dressed in sportswear with a fierce look on his face emerged from the woods.
He held a crystal-clear jade ruyi in his hand, radiating a warm luster, and his eyes seemed to spit fire as he looked at Su Wuxian.
One of the twelve superior beings, Qiu Rang.
As a weapon refiner, he was Ma Xianhong's most loyal follower.
He is also a fervent admirer of "Shenji Bailian".
Su Wuxian's words in the square not only turned the villagers against him, but also trampled on his faith.
"Su Wuxian!"
Chou Rang pointed at Su Wuxian with his jade ruyi, gritting his teeth:
"You spread heresy and deceive the people! You've destroyed the very foundation of my Biyou Village! Our leader respects you as a senior and has been tolerant of you at every turn, but I, Chou Rang, refuse to submit!"
"Today, I will use the magical weapon bestowed upon me by the cult leader to tear your mouth apart!"
Su Wuxian was speechless. Why did all sorts of random people suddenly appear?
"Have you always been this brave?" Su Wuxian smiled.
"Oh? This is... a jade ruyi?"
Su Wuxian wasn't angry; instead, he examined the item in Qiu Rang's hand with great interest.
"The quality is quite good, is it Hetian jade? It looks quite valuable. Ma Xianhong is quite generous to you."
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Qiu Rang snorted coldly, and the jade ruyi in his hand shone brightly:
"This is Ruyi! It can change shape at will, combining offense and defense! Even the Old Celestial Master's Golden Light Spell, I can break it for you!"
"puff--"
Zhang Zhiwei, who was drinking water behind him, almost choked when he heard this.
He pushed up his sunglasses, glanced at Qiu Rang, and looked at him like he was looking at a brat who didn't know his place:
"Young man, some things are best left unsaid at home. Don't say them out loud, or you might get beaten up."
"Besides, how much counterfeit alcohol have you drunk to say something like that?"
Zhang Zhiwei's body shimmered with golden light.
How many years has it been since anyone said that to him?
Break his Golden Light Spell?
Can you break it with your mouth?
"Senior brother, you rest, I'll take care of it."
Su Wuxian stopped Zhang Zhiwei from making a move.
He looked at Qiu Rang as if he were looking at a primary school student showing off a toy gun.
"You're not happy about it, are you?"
Su Wuxian looked around and casually broke off a dry branch from the bushes by the roadside.
He stripped the leaves off the branches.
He waved it in his hand, making a "whooshing" sound.
"Don't say I'm bullying a junior."
Su Wuxian held up the half-meter-long withered branch and pointed it at Qiu Rang:
"I'll use this fire poker to play with your precious jade ruyi."
"If I move an inch, or if this branch breaks, I'll consider myself to have lost."
"Arrogant!!"
Qiu Rang was greatly insulted.
What he holds is a top-tier magical artifact!
The other party actually used a rotten tree branch to humiliate him?!
"Since you're courting death, don't blame me!"
"Ruyi Golden Dragon Scissors!"
Qiu Rang shouted loudly and poured his Qi into the jade ruyi.
The jade ruyi instantly liquefied, transforming into two golden dragons that, with unparalleled cutting power, crossed and slashed towards Su Wuxian!
This power, if it were to strike a rock, could directly shred a boulder into dust!
Faced with this vicious attack.
Su Wuxian stood still, motionless.
He simply flicked his wrist slightly.
"Snapped!"
A faint, almost transparent layer of Qi instantly covered the withered branch.
There are no fancy moves, just a simple downward chop.
"when!!"
The withered branch collided with the golden dragon, producing a deafening clang of metal striking metal!
next second.
To Qiu Rang's horrified gaze, the two menacing golden dragons were actually ripped apart by this seemingly fragile tree branch!
The enormous recoil force was transmitted back along the jade ruyi, causing Qiu Rang's tiger's mouth to split open and bleed profusely.
"This...this is impossible!"
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