Chapter 1155 Poison King!
Chapter 1155 Poison King!
Bian Zhi officially took over the institute on this day.
The senior brothers also went back to work.
Since Bian Zhi officially took over the institute, there have been many surprises.
Drink water in the morning, and the water in the glass can turn into arsenic as soon as you turn around.
When you have a meal at noon, the chandelier above your head can hit your head.
When she goes for a walk in the evening, the car can lose control and rush directly in front of her.
Take the stairs upstairs, the murals can fall from your head.
There are 800 coincidences in a day, and there is no one left.
All of them were directed at her.
The hotel manager apologized to Bian Zhi eight hundred times a day.
But accidents continued to happen. When sleeping at night, Bian Zhi noticed something was wrong in the house.
Close your eyes and hear "Hiss——"
"hiss--"
"Hiss-" sound.
Zhou Suihuai also noticed it, opened his eyes vigilantly, and immediately met Bian Zhi's smiling eyes.
"Did you hear the sound?" Zhou Suihuai asked in a low voice.
Bian Zhi blinked, her eyes shining beautifully, "Yeah."
Zhou Suihuai didn't know where his wife's excitement came from, "It seems to be a snake."
Bian Zhi: "Yeah," his eyes were particularly bright under the dim light, "The preparer said it's a cobra. One bite will make you stop eating."
Zhou Suihuai: "..."
So you're still so happy?
Zhou Suihuai suspected that his daughter-in-law was scared to death. Girls are most afraid of these snakes, insects, rats, and ants.
To be honest, Zhou Suihuai himself was a little scared. This kind of slippery, sinister thing spitting out snakes and letters made his skin crawl when he thought about it.
"I'll call the police, call the police..."
Before Zhou Suihuai could finish his words, he could already hear the "hissing_" sound gradually approaching.
Bian Zhi still had time to have fun with Zhou Suihuai, "Mr. Zhou, there was a cobra-inducing drug sprinkled on the bed, and the police officer didn't have time to come over." '
The words fell.
Zhou Suihuai felt that the sound of the cobra's spit had reached under the bed, just a body away from them.
Zhou Suihuai frowned and was about to pull Bian Zhi into his arms when suddenly a quick black shadow flashed before his eyes.
Bian Zhi quickly turned over, jumped to the ground, quickly grasped three inches of the cobra, and stepped directly on the snake's body with her feet.
Zhou Suihuai: "..." I was so frightened that I almost vomited.
This snake's eyes are so green, so disgusting!
Bian Zhi pinched the snake that was twisting wildly and looked at Zhou Suihuai with fresh eyes, "Haha, are you afraid of snakes?" '
Zhou Suihuai collapsed. His wife's feet were still stepping on the snake's tail. He quickly got out of bed and handed someone a pair of shoes, "Hurry up and put them on."
Bian Zhi raised his eyebrows and didn't want to do it.
Zhou Suihuai was speechless, "Ancestor, hurry up, or I'll get sick and won't kiss your legs anymore."
Only then did Bian Zhi give in. Her two delicate little feet stepped into the slippers, and then stepped on the cobra's tail again.
The cobra had just relaxed a little, but after being stepped on like this, it twisted its body crazily in an attempt to struggle. The force seemed to be trying to throw Bian Zhi away.
Bian Zhi's strength was weak and her hand was injured, but she was clever. After holding the snake for more than half an hour, the cobra lost its strength and lay limp in Bian Zhi's hand.
Gu Yan and Lin Ling heard the noise at the door, opened the door and came in, and saw Bian Zhi holding a snake Zheng Le.
Zhou Suihuai thought that Gu Yan and Lin Ling would be his allies, but in the end——
Gu Yan came over, his eyes met the cobra's eyes, and he licked his tongue, "Yo - where did it come from? It's so big."
Zhou Suihuai is about to vomit.
The poisonous scorpion people are so cruel!
He is dying!
I went straight to the bathroom and vomited!
Lin Ling looked at Zhou Suihuai's back as he rushed into the bathroom in confusion, and pointed at Bian Zhi, "What's wrong with him?"
At this time, a certain senior brother who was standing guard at the door rushed in and was also stunned.
The senior fellows at the research institute were worried about her and insisted on watching people together. The one tonight was the eighth senior fellow who loved to doze off. Now he rushed in and saw clearly what Bian Zhi was holding, his legs felt weak.
"This-this is a cobra! Poison King!"
Bian Zhi nodded.
Gu Yan was very excited, as excited as Bian Zhi, and turned to ask Lin Ling to go downstairs to get the wine jar.
Lin Ling turned around and left.
Eighth Senior Brother: 'This, this calls the police! This, this is murder! This this--'
After a long time, it finally collapsed.
Then, after seeing Gu Yan tilting his head and kissing the cobra's head strangely, the Eighth Senior Brother collapsed and rushed into the bathroom feeling unwell. As soon as Zhou Suihuai was about to come out, he also saw Gu Yan's hair. Kissed the snake.
then.
"vomit--"
'vomit--'
"Ugh——!!!" The sound of vomiting kept coming one after another.
Late at night, the hotel was quiet, but because there were too many accidents during the day, people in the hotel paid special attention to Bian Zhi.
In the surveillance video, I saw that the door here was opened, and several people hurried in and out, so the manager on duty came up to take a look.
After just one glance, the snake spit out by the cobra made his legs weak on the spot.
"Oh my God!!!!" The manager carried him out, his messy hair flying in the air.
Zhou Suihuai and the Eighth Senior Brother vomited out from the toilet. Zhou Suihuai looked at Bian Zhili with physical discomfort, his whole face turned pale, "Daughter-in-law, we don't play with snakes."
Just as the Eighth Senior Brother was about to speak, Lin Ling came in with a large vat. The large vat was transparent and filled with more than half a can of liquid. The smell was very strong. Zhou Suihuai and the others immediately smelled it, it was liquor!
The eighth senior brother looked confused, "What do you want liquor for?"
Gu Yan stretched out his little finger, touched the cobra's head, and replied with a smile, "I'm tearing it apart to make snake soup. The snake gall is soaked in wine. It's delicious. In North America, we ate baskets of this stuff before. I'll make this A must-have!"
Bian Zhi smiled and turned around to call the police.
It's edible in North America, but not in China. It's a nationally protected animal and it's illegal.
The police soon arrived and took the fat cobra away.
Gu Yan looked regretful, and Lin Ling asked Bian Zhi puzzledly, "Boss, why did you ask me to bring the wine jar?"
Bian Zhi blinked and smiled slyly.
Zhou Suihuai and Eighth Senior Brother, two people who were afraid of snakes, subconsciously took a few steps back, feeling that Bian Zhi's smile was so scary.
When they retreated, Bian Zhi smiled and lifted up the bed in front of them.
"surprise~"
The bed board was lifted, and hundreds of snakes were seen entwined underneath, looking at people with their blue-green eyes.
"Vomit!" The eighth senior brother went in and vomited again.
"Ugh!" Zhou Suihuai also went in and vomited.
The three poisonous scorpions outside looked at each other in confusion.
The snake is so delicious, what's the point of spitting it out?
Bian Zhi originally wanted to make snake wine. Winters in North America are cold, so making snake wine is a local custom. As a result, the three of them haven't made any move yet.
Zhou Suihuai, with stars in his eyes, leaned against the door and said to the three of them, "I'm sorry, eating snake meat is not allowed in the country."
Gu Yan frowned when he heard this, "Why?"
Zhou Suihuai recited the regulations on wild animals fluently.
So the police hurriedly turned back again.
Gu Yan held the wine vat and watched a group of people moving back and forth to remove his favorite things, and his heart began to bleed.
Inside the bathroom.
Zhou Suihuai and Eighth Senior Brother are still vomiting.
The Eighth Senior Brother turned his head and looked at Zhou Suihuai sympathetically, "Brother, thank you for your hard work. The leader of our research institute is cruel~"
Zhou Suihuai thought of Bian Zhi's domineering step on the cobra's tail just now, and the snake under the bed.
one more time--
"Ugh~!!!"
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