msmithbooks Chapter 187
Chapter 187
1. Duanzi leg Messi
Many people know Duan Zishou.
Duan Zishou is the author who writes jokes, and what is distinguished from writers is that Duan Zishou mostly exists in the form of a side job rather than the main job, and there are other jobs besides writing jokes.
However, Messi doesn't use his hands. His career has already determined that what he needs is the strength of his legs and the skills of his feet. Let's call them Duanzi legs.
Duanzi leg Messi, life has not been easy in the past two years.
As his role in the team has risen and his performance has become better, more and more defensive players have put their attention on him.
Of course, this is as it should be. After all, everyone is not stupid, and everyone knows who is the main firepower.However, at this time the coach next door jumped out.
Mourinho: As long as Messi is happy, the barca coach can win the championship!
... Messi felt that he was really under a lot of pressure. In the past two days, Coach Enrique looked at him in the wrong way.
But there is no need for him to stand out, and soon someone from Barcelona will also speak out.
Ball: Real Madrid wants to win the championship, as long as cr7 and k8 cooperate seamlessly, they don't even need to consider emotions, let alone the coach?
Boll is their physical coach, but Messi doesn't know what purpose this sentence has besides declaring how harmonious the twin stars on the other side of the world are.
It's all Boll's fault, he doesn't dare to call Kaka anymore! qaq
2. Golden Globes
When Messi is unhappy, he will want to talk to someone, especially someone close to him. If there is no one, even a small toy is fine.
It used to be his football, slowly it became Ronaldinho, the Brazilian, and then another Brazilian, Kaka, but after he moved to the next door, there was no connection between them It was so close in the past—after all, the relationship between the two clubs is here, as the banner figures of the two clubs... Second, the relationship outside the public can't be too good.
And Ronaldinho?
Messi shook his head and put the name behind him.
However, in Mendes' propaganda, he has a good relationship with cr7 and k8 next door since childhood.Kaka could still have the cheek to say "good friend", but... To be honest, although this person didn't give him any bad looks, he was still under a lot of pressure.
How should I put it, this person's aura seems to be aimed specifically at him, making him terrified.
At Camp Nou that day, Mei Xiaoxi, who had been reluctant to attend the post-match press conference, was blocked in the player tunnel.
"Messi! Today Ronaldo and Kaka scored a hat-trick and assisted a hat-trick in 15 minutes. What do you think?"
"Messi! What are your expectations for this year's Ballon d'Or?"
"Messi, do you think you can successfully break the barrier of Kaka and Ronaldo this time and win the Ballon d'Or?"
"Messi, who do you think will win the Ballon d'Or this year?"
The questions became more straightforward one by one, and Messi felt that he was about to suffocate.
So he subconsciously opened his mouth and said something that made him want to bite himself to death.
"Why don't you let me call directly to ask those two people how they feel?"
So he doesn't like dealing with reporters! ! qaq
3. just do it!
Kakahe had just finished his game when the Brazilian heard his cell phone rang. When he picked up the phone, Messi's trembling voice was on the opposite side.
"Kaka?"
The Brazilian didn't suspect him, and thought that the Argentine was in some trouble again, and said with a warm smile, "What's wrong with Messi, what happened again?"
"No, it's not..." Messi was covered in cold sweat on the phone, but he couldn't show his timidity as the banner of Barcelona in front of the reporters, so he mustered up the courage to ask. "Well, I heard that you each had a hat-trick in the game?"
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the line, and then the Brazilian laughed. "Yes, don't put too much pressure on you, and work hard for the next game."
"That." Messi swallowed. "You...you and two people...you..." "Huh?"
"Who do you two think will win the Golden Globe this year?" After hearing this sentence, the person on the other end of the phone obviously laughed. His voice was very nice, and it was even more pleasant to hear it with the loudspeaker on. , willing to laugh along with you.
"It should be Cris." The Brazilian was very relaxed, obviously the recent games did not put too much pressure on him.
"Is it yourself? Are you so unconfident in yourself?" Messi forgot his current situation and the glaring media in front of him for a while, and talked to him intently, "How is your recent state? Your possession of the ball? Let me say you still..." Come to Barcelona to help him?
However, Mei Xiaoxi didn't finish his sentence. The Portuguese passing by had already noticed the Brazilian's expression. Although he didn't hear the previous words, this sentence was enough.So the Portuguese took the phone with raised eyebrows, and said to him: "Messi, do you have a problem with me?"
There was a scream on the other end of the phone, and then the call was hung up.
Looking at the beeping phone, Kaka and Kaka looked at each other.
Messi on the other end of the phone looked at the long guns and short guns in front of him, tears streaming down his face from the bottom of his heart.
Ronaldo scares him and loses money! x
4. First sight
Mr. Rabbit went to the appointment with a bouquet of roses he picked at home, and gave it to Mr. Cat after meeting him, and said: Nice to meet you.
Mr. Kitty narrowed his beautiful eyes, looking menacing. "Where have you been all this time?"
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Mr. Rabbit was so frightened that all the small fish he had prepared for Mr. Cat dropped.
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When Aguero met Messi for the first time, he was not yet 17 years old.It was the eve of a friendly for the Argentine youth team, and they met for the first time on the training ground.
The two of them were sitting together, with Garay and Formica next to them.Although he sat with Messi, he didn't know this little guy at all at the time, because he had never met him in the Arab League.Later, the three of them discussed Nike sneakers together, and Garay said they were really good, and the kid immediately replied, "They bought them from the United States."
Aha, I finally have a reason to strike up a conversation. "I haven't met you in the game, what's your name?"
"Leo."
"Last name?"
"Messi."
"...Mei what?" I'm sorry that he doesn't know this surname very well.
"Messi." After he finished speaking, he smiled. The smile looked clean and pure, and Aguero also laughed.
"Why haven't I seen you before?"
"I went to Barcelona when I was 12."
Oh, that lucky child prodigy turned out to be this kid.
Later, they became good friends and became the famous conjoined twins of the Argentine team. Even the text messages between the two of them were sticky.Of course, it is also very likely that this person who went to La Liga brought a good boy's literary atmosphere from Barcelona, and he doesn't talk much at ordinary times, so people want to praise him very much when they look at him.
However, after getting along with him, he knew that he was wrong.
This little guy who looks like a good baby is stingy, possessive and easily jealous.It's almost like a cat from an alien planet, he has won the trust of humans because of his cute appearance, but... After getting along for a long time, he will reveal his true nature.
He didn't know a cat, he offered a cat ancestor.
5. Rose Garden
Mr. Rabbit has a beautiful rose garden full of roses.He takes good care of it, waters it every morning, trims the branches regularly, and loves it very much.
When Mr. Cat came to settle down.There was only one rose in his rose garden.
"You must always think of me." Said the cat ancestor.
From that day on, there are only carrots, Chinese cabbage, and green vegetables in Mr. Rabbit's rose garden.
And a rose.
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"Where have you been?" Aguero's cell phone vibrated, and he took it out to see a text message from Leo.
Where else, of course, is in the room. There is nothing to say at this time, and he also knows that his good friend suddenly became a little insecure for some reason, maybe because of the recent turmoil in Barcelona?It is estimated that the text message at this time is also to divert my mood. If this is the case, what if he makes the other party happy?
So he replied with a smile: "Don't worry, my love, stay alone!"
After sending this text message, he subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, but soon, Messi's text message was sent again.
"Don't lie to me!"
Look, what he said earlier, his little buddy is just insecure.Aguero didn't delve into whether Messi's "don't lie to him" refers to "stay alone" or the casual "my love", anyway, answer "of course! I won't lie to you!" It's right.
Aguero, who is still young, never imagined what a heavy promise he had made, so that in the long life after that, he was tortured by a kind of unbearable tenderness. On the surface, Messi looks like It was a rose, but he was growing crazily and absorbing nutrients, and then all the roses in the garden withered, leaving only one of him, beautiful and beautiful.
Afterwards, no other flowers could grow in his rose garden except for this rose, which was the exclusive possession of one person.
Sergio Aguero, who has a rose with thorns, willingly, yet he hasn't realized why.