[Comprehensive] Did the judge lose hair today?

Chapter 101

Taro, who was closely following the progress of the alcoholic group, smiled.

The friendship of drunkards is like a bubble in the sun, it will burst when you touch it, the three of them can share the same hatred, all because they have no alcohol to drink, the desire for alcohol makes them stand on the same line, the three of them advance and retreat together , just for one day to drink freely.

But if one person betrayed their rules and drank alone, can the remaining two maintain their superficial peace?

Their friendship reaches its grim moment.

"Jiro, you forgot to bring us wine after drinking. You are a little unkind." Nichiro locked Jiro's neck with one arm, "We agreed to drink together and hang out together."

The wine jug hanging on his waist has been empty for a long time, and he also went out to do missions, why didn't he get the chance to drink? Could it be that the same drunkards are divided into good and bad luck!

Fudo Xingguang is not high enough, he poked Jiro's calf with a scabbard, but he didn't even have the chance to go to this world to do tasks, the Japanese number can be said to be unlucky, he just didn't even touch the edge of the chance to drink arrive.

Jiro felt that a huge crisis was approaching him, but now he understood that it turned out that his elder brother had set him up here, which was clearly to break up the diamond-like friendship between the three of them!

With a steady mind, Jiro clasped Japan's wrist and then pulled down the giant steel wrist that was around his neck: "Now is not the time to pursue this issue, the performance of the three of us is coming soon, In any case, this is the only chance we have now to get in touch with wine in a fair manner, are you sure you are going to waste it in fighting?"

Japanese number: stare——

Moving Light: Stare——

"We can't compete with Mikazuki, and we can't compete with Awataguchi's family in numbers. If we don't unite, we will only make others laugh at us."

Jiro Xiaozhi tried his best to persuade the two drinking buddies who looked at him with the same expression, and at this time, Qingguang and An Ding had already stepped onto the small stage, and everyone was cheering and applauding. Jiro took the time to look back at the stage At a glance, I found two huge bear puppets standing on it.

One brown and one white, the two bears moved onto the stage clumsily, and received intense applause from everyone before the performance started. Regardless of the follow-up, the opening alone was enough to leave a deep impression on everyone.

It's over, if they can't think of a good idea, let alone can't drink, the three of them can only stand awkwardly on the stage and dislike each other, and some will be laughed at by others afterwards.

Jiro broke his heart, pulled the collars of the other two people in front of him, and said to them in a low voice: "If I can get you drinks during the performance, you must listen to me until the performance is over, do you want to do it or not. "

"Really?" Fudo Xingguang frowned, "Now the only person with wine in this pill is the God Judge, how are you going to get us wine?"

"Do you care what method I use, in a word, is it worthy of cooperation?" Jiro raised the corners of his eyes, full of provocation, "Don't back down at this time, you two, you are still not a man."

Japan took Jiro's hand off his collar: "It's done."

"I agree."

Fudo Yukimitsu and Japan are looking forward to how Jiro plans to get the two of them drinks during the performance, which interests them more than the performance itself.

"Listen to my command when the time comes." Jiro was full of confidence, with his arms crossed and his face confidently watching Qingguang and Anding's performance.

Back to the preparation time, Qingguang and Anding stood in the dimly lit backstage, looking at each other's outfits.

"It's really hot." Qing Guang held the huge white bear headgear in one hand while fanning himself, "And the clothes inside are so thick, I'm so afraid that the makeup on my face will take off before I take off the clothes outside."

"So I told you not to put on makeup early in the morning." An Ding was very helpless. Qingguang, a staunch perfectionist about makeup, really wasted a lot of time. Take the time to check whether your eyeliner is crooked with a small mirror.

"Then how can it be!" If it wasn't for the heavy doll costume on his body, Qingguang would have put his hands on his hips and stabilized the theory. If I don’t wear makeup, the judges will see me with a haggard appearance and firmly reject this possibility.”

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is right." An Ding stopped discussing this issue with Qingguang, "but his face is pale...Qingguang, did I not tell you that the liquid foundation you bought this time is more Your skin tone is two shades paler, so even with blush on it’s still pale.”

"what--!"

Before Qingguang's shocking words could be fully uttered, An Ding quickly threw the white bear headgear on Qingguang's head, then put on his own, and then the two stumbled up the somewhat narrow stairs to the stage.

This was really too difficult. The two of them felt that they were walking on tiptoes, and all the strength of their bodies was concentrated on the position of their toes. In this way, they still staggered and appeared in the eyes of everyone.

Qingguang hurriedly adjusted the position of the white bear's headgear before the music started, wailing in his heart that his perfect hairstyle must have suffered a severe blow, but at this time there was no time to tidy it up for him, so he could only give An Ding a haircut through the headgear. Resentful eyes.

Stability: What cannot be seen means that it does not exist.

Kunihiro Horikawa looked at the two companions who stood steadily in the center of the stage, and his worry was finally relieved. After all, there were only two of them performing on stage in the Shinsengumi, and the hearts of the Shinsengumi were all connected.

"Ken-sang, are you really not going to perform?" Horikawa whispered to Izumi Mamoru, "Ken-sang is a more dazzling existence than them all. If Kanesan is standing on the stage, he must be very eye-catching of."

"Kunihiro, I understand how you feel." Izumi pressed the play button, and the cheerful music was spinning around them. He looked at the two bears writhing awkwardly on the stage with a complicated expression, "But wearing such clothes, Why can't the wood shine?"

He and Izumi Shou didn't even need to use their brains to know how sweaty Qingguang Anding was under the fluffy puppet clothes. If he performed the same show with his long hair, it would definitely be like taking a bath. The strands are extremely ugly.

So forget it, he'd better do some light work.

Horikawa was a little confused: "But their subsequent performances will take off their coats, don't you know, Kanesan?"

Izumi's neck was stiff, he twisted and hiccupped: "Kunihiro, can you repeat what you just said?"

"Qingguang and the others will take off their coats in the performance behind them, Kansang, look at it."

The cheerful music stopped, and the two bears were back to back, with their chubby buttocks stuck together. They ended their cute dancing in circles and holding hands. The two bears pointed to the sky and the ground with one paw, and all the lights were on them. The heat from the steam was almost coming out from the top of their hoods.

"Boom boom", after the sound stopped for ten seconds, a deep and dynamic drum sound suddenly appeared.

"Dong dong", the two giant bears on the stage stomped heavily with the drumbeat, thanking the small stage for being strong enough, otherwise the two bears would have to break through the stage and travel far away.

Qingguang tried his best to speed up, stomping his feet to keep up with the drumbeat, his hands unconsciously began to pat his belly. In the eyes of the audience, it was the white bear who suddenly went crazy, stomping his feet and hitting his stomach.

Fortunately, it was a cute puppet coat, otherwise they would have protected Cang Li and left this place.

An Ding felt the high-frequency shaking from his side, so he simply changed his movements and started paddling, leaving the focus of the crowd to Qingguang alone. After all, Qingguang really worked hard for this performance, and he had to be given a chance to perform alone.

After a fierce bear tap dance, the two bears finally stopped their steps, and the two people inside the puppet were both breathing heavily. It was not a good memory to dance with such a heavy burden.

"Next is their official performance." Looking at the bear on the stage, Horikawa looked forward to the performance costumes of the two, which were made by Qingguang and him, and he was also looking forward to the stage effect.

If it looks good, he will make one for Jiansang too.Horikawa thought happily.

Nagasomi lit the fireworks in front of him in the background, and the fireworks with long tails attracted everyone's attention as soon as they appeared, and then exploded in the air with a "boom", bursting out a group of streamlined fireworks in red and blue, talking about fireworks Tail, they looked at the stage, and it was no longer a bear that appeared in the center of the lights, but Qing Guang and Anding in gorgeous costumes.

The effect of this appearance is really gorgeous. The performance costumes of the two are also shiny and bright. The light refracted is dazzling. The hair has lost the beauty of the freshly made puppet because it has been in the puppet for a long time, but looking at them The smiles on the two faces, as well as the limbs that were struggling to dance, the youthful vitality rushing to the face made people unable to help showing the same bright smile.

My swordsmen, it is a waste of resources not to debut.

Cang Li is also very excited. Every frame of the video sent back by the follower robot can be cut and used as a screen saver. Even the sweat on the pulleys on their cheeks is so perfect. The emotions in dance and music are conveyed through their movements. , people can't help but get drunk together.

The closing action ended with a high five from both of them.

Qingguang couldn't calm down his excited heartbeat: "An, An Ding, just now at 45:[-], you jumped to the wrong place."

"Twenty-three minutes of the chorus, you raised the tune again." An Ding immediately pointed out the other party's mistake.

"Hahahahaha!" The two laughed happily together, put their shoulders on each other and bowed to the audience, and then walked off the stage waving their hands.

Cang Li looked at the words "Completed Editing" on the screen, and calmly posted it on the forum.

[My house is clear and stable, I will show you, briefly]

Cang Li didn't even watch the reply tower that was built quickly for the extremely provocative topic, and waited patiently for the next program.

Ah, it's good to show off.Cang Li didn't want to say that every time he saw a lot of god judges showing off his fusangshen's ability to sing and dance on the forum, his little heart was always beating, and his own swords seemed to be better at this, okay? Singing and dancing are definitely better than yours, okay?

Cang Li's white fur became more fluffy under the influence of his comfortable mood, and the whole chinchilla was just a big white and fluffy ball of fur, and the sword behind him was eager to go up and stroke it.

It would be even better if the judge can jump into my hands/arms actively.Everyone is fantasizing about this scene.

The drunkard group in the backstage greeted Qingguang Anding who came down, and then the three of them walked onto the stage with great vigor.

"An Ning, they seem to be very excited." Qing Guang blinked, and whispered to An Ning, "Let's go out to watch their performance, and suddenly I'm looking forward to it."

So who was the person who shouted to remove his makeup first?An Ding simply took a pack of makeup remover cotton and followed Qingguang, so that the other party would not suddenly yell out and say that he didn't take off his makeup.

Thanks to Qingguang, An Ding can now proudly say that he is a top-ranked girlfriend in this pill. He is forced to listen to everything Qingguang knows. I couldn't answer it, but I did some related research.

An Ding suddenly covered his face, and the breath around him became quite low.

Qing Guang didn't know, so he took the initiative to pull the other party and squeezed behind Cang Li, and then Qing Guang looked at Cang Li's round back, and let out a foolish smile.

Accompanied by the rattling sound of taking pictures, An Ding could conclude that Qing Guang definitely took more than one hundred pictures in less than a minute.

"Cough cough cough, hello everyone, after the last wonderful performance, it's my turn, and Fudo and Japan will present the next performance for you, the name is called."

"—Drunken Fist!"

"Pfft!" Taro spurted out his own tea, unrecognizable, his younger brother was too fussy, he didn't know how to react.

"Speaking of drunken boxing, of course it is a boxing technique that can only be performed by people in a drunk state, but it is a pity that the three of us are all sober now, so we can only present a nondescript performance for everyone." Jiro The regret on his face was just pretending, he deliberately looked at Cang Li sadly, "I don't know if you, the judge, would you like to add luster to our performance and provide a bottle of wine?"

It turns out that the point is here.This sentence slipped through the hearts of all the swords.

"Okay." Cang Li happily fished out a bottle of wine and threw it over with difficulty, "But if the performance is not good, I will take this bottle back."

"Who said that you can't take back what you drink." Cang Li stroked the mustache on his face, "Just deduct ten times the amount of wine you will have in the future."

Jiro opened the bottle cap boldly: "Fearless! If you don't perform well, you won't have to drink a bottle of wine. Ten times zero is still zero. If you want to deduct it, you can deduct it."

He raised his head and poured a third of the wine into his mouth without touching the mouth of the bottle. The slightly semi-solidified wine showed its full-bodied taste. A little blush appeared.

"Hi." Jiro quickly entered a state of drunkenness, the corners of his eyes were flushed, the eyes were shimmering, and the soles of his feet were already showing signs of twisting, "Hey, are you two alright? Damn, I won’t apologize for hurting you in a while.”

The corners of Taro's mouth twitched, his younger brother was not performing on stage, he was just going crazy with alcohol in front of the judge.

...I can't bear to watch it any longer, it's better to bring him down.

Taro was about to get up, the Lion King patted him on the shoulder: "Brother Taro, just let Jiro play with him, look at his appearance, if you take him down, it will be a night of trouble, with a It doesn't make sense for a drunkard to reason, and he can't hit hard."

Celestia sat next to the Lion King, watching the three of them fighting on the stage, filled with great joy in his heart.

Although it felt a little random, everyone was very happy. They saw that under the siege of short knives and guns, Jiro always avoided their attacks with unimaginable movements and counterattacked. , feels like watching an action movie.

Jiro had already entered a mysterious and mysterious state, and the figures were stacked in several layers in his eyes, and he couldn't see them clearly. The weapons that were aimed at him were dodged casually based on his combat experience. Can't escape?

If you can't dodge it, you can't dodge it. How can a man not have a scar on his body!

The jewels on the head made a jingling sound, which was the only soundtrack in the audience.Nihon and Fudo Yukimitsu, who were attacking Jiro, also quickly entered the state. With the addition of alcohol, their combat sensitivity was much higher than when they were sober. Nihon seemed to have unintentionally thrown the weapon behind him. , I didn't expect that the motionless jumping up in the air happened to be borrowed from above, and went straight towards Jiro.

"Hahaha, wait another 1 years if you want to attack me!"

Jiro's opening and closing movements really gave the two people on the opposite side a feeling of nowhere to attack, as if they were facing an impenetrable wall, full of flaws everywhere, and no flaws everywhere, making people shy away from fighting .

The stage under their feet made creaking sounds, which were hidden in the crisp sound of their weapons touching each other. Finally, this overwhelmed stage collapsed when the three of them were preparing to face-to-face confrontation.

The three people who were buried under the ruins looked dazed, their eyes lost focus as they sat between the broken boards, and they didn't know whether to continue the fight now.

Cang Li patted the table and laughed, it was a performance full of excitement everywhere, and the final ending ended with the collapse of the stage.

"Hic." Jiro stood up in the ruins, bowed unsteadily, "Our performance is over here, I hope everyone can vote for us, thank you for your support!"

Taro was finally able to take away his brother who had been drunk for drinking in a fair manner. After being dragged away, Jiro stretched his neck and waved at the Japanese number: "Let's drink together next time!"

It's a good thing to have dreams, but Taro obviously doesn't want your dreams to come true, Jiro, you're such a grown-up man, you should be more careful.

Cang Li wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes: "So the show is over, I just watched a few."

"Actually, there are still some, but the stage is gone. Where will we go to perform next?" Qing Guang patted his heart, thanking their performance for being ranked ahead of the alcoholic, otherwise he would really be out of anger.

"Then change the way." Cang Li patted the table, "Everyone put the table together, today's performance is here, we will continue next time, let us enjoy the moon quietly in the following time, Let's chat."

"Usually I don't have the opportunity to get so close, so I just took advantage of this time to have a good talk."

"Then I'll pick you up first, and we'll move your table."

Tsurumaru once again showed his elusive character, and was the first to hold Cangli in his arms. He had already changed back to the inner suit he usually wears, and seemed to really want to stuff Cangli into his arms.

Cangli struggled desperately in his palm, and finally jumped onto the head of Xiaohuwan next to him, and hugged one of the fox ears: "Hewan, stay away from me today."

"Could it be that I have a big face again?" Tsurumaru pulled his cheeks and made a face for Cang Li, "This is the real big face, you should see this one."

Kokomaru stepped back cleverly, and took Cang Li away from Tsurumaru's grimace: "Tsurumaru-den, you should also mature."

Is it really okay for such a grown-up person to be as happy as a dagger? Taiko Bell looks at you with disgust.

Tsurumaru let out a "呿", and patted his flushed cheeks from being stretched: "Life should always be a little bit pleasantly surprised. Always be as calm as water, and the heart will grow old with the body."

"Hahaha, it seems that Tsurumaru Temple is still a minor today." Sankaiyue walked past Tsurumaru and teased, "You should move the table by yourself, and the short knives are all done by yourself."

"I know, I know." Tsurumaru puffed up his bun face, and picked up his own table.

The seats next to Cangli have been snatched up long ago. How should I put it, it is the greatest kindness of the swordsmen not to let Cangli be surrounded by them alone.

Candlestick cut picked up a box and put it on his desk. After watching everyone gradually quiet down, he was the first to speak: "Originally, it should be my turn. The stage is gone, but my performance is actually closer to everyone's." The closer the better, so let's show it to everyone."

The box was opened, and inside was a candlestick, a commonly used menu, and some vegetables.

Candlestick cut calmly picked up a piece of white radish, stuck the blade on the radish, and turned the radish at a constant speed with the other hand.

The radish slices as thin as onion wings gradually bloomed into a beautiful flower on the plate. The radish was so thin that the moonlight would pass through it. When it reached the middle stamen, the Candlesticker threw the remaining radish core into the air. The hand holding the kitchen knife waved randomly in the air a few times, and when the core of the radish fell, it just scattered in the middle and turned into a stamen.

Next, there will be a carrot carving performance. The small animals are carved lifelike. One is carved out of the candlestick, and one is taken away from the sword and placed on your own table. It's all split up.

Candlestick cut took out the last piece of white radish from the box, and this time changed to a small carving knife to carve the last piece.

The hair-thin shreds of radish fell on the table little by little, and a shrunken chinchilla slowly took shape in the hands of the candle holder. He placed the chinchilla in the radish flower, and sent it to Cangli with a plate.

"Some small tricks, I hope you like it, my lord."

Cangli looked at the exquisite radish flower and the radish herself in front of her, hesitated for a moment, and took a bite of the petals.

Well, crunchy and sweet, full of saliva, delicious.

A small nick was left in the radish, adding some small blemishes to the perfect creation.

But Candlestick Cut has no dissatisfaction: "If you like to eat it, I can cut it into small pieces for you to eat."

"No need, but the radish flower belongs to me, and the chinchilla on it belongs to you." Cangli pushed the chinchilla in the petals to the candle holder, "Everyone has small animals, so I can't let you alone have nothing."

"Then I would like to thank you for your kindness."

Candlestick cut took the chinchilla back and placed it on the table. On everyone's table, only the Candlestick cut and Cangli table were white radish works, and the others were carrots or vegetables of other colors.

What a scheming cook.

All swords: I can't compare, I lost again.

The wind was blowing slowly, and the clouds blocked the moonlight. The candlelight on the corner of everyone's table began to waver because of the wind. The dancing candlelight made the shadows cast by everyone dance around. No one spoke for a while, and there was a kind of An indescribable atmosphere spread around.

"Hehehehe, such a good opportunity, why don't we tell ghost stories."

In the silence, the smiling Qingjiang suddenly spoke out, he deliberately lowered his voice, giving people a feeling of emptiness: "It's a pity that we all get together and don't talk about exciting things. "

"Why don't you start with me, once upon a time there was a forest..."

He didn't give others time to react at all, and started telling the story directly.

The voice of "Xi Xi Suo Suo" came from behind them, and everyone turned their heads together, and found that a dense forest had grown on the hill that should have been empty.

Cang Li's voice of gnawing nuts also became quite obvious: "Telling a ghost story must have an atmosphere, Qing Jiang, don't thank me too much."

All Swords: Is it still too late to apply for chopping him :)

"Then I really want to thank you for your great kindness." Qing Jiang nodded slightly to Cang Li, and continued talking.