villain king

Chapter 323 It's almost over

Chapter 323 It's almost over

"Swallowing an iron ball is also difficult to practice. What if you really can't get up after swallowing it?"

"Yes, I can't even pass the security check."

"It's not easy to practice, you have to use Hanamaki instead."

"Huh? Hanamaki?"

Ji Yun measured it with his hands, "Such a big roll, once it gets wet, throw it in your mouth."

Pointing to his chest, "Swallow it whole, hold it here."

"Bring it up and den it."

"Hmm~—"

"Yes, use this breath to spit it out." Guo Degang looked at Ji Yun's appearance and explained to the audience, "This breath can be lifted up, just like our voice."

"Oh!" Before he finished explaining, Ji Yun sighed, "One more."

"Is this swallowed?"

"Boom~" Ji Yun swallowed another one without acting. "Hmm!!!"

Guo Degang yelled at the side: "Hold on, push up hard."

"One more."

"Good guy, my dad went to the park for breakfast?"

Ji Yun held the flower roll and looked at the ground, "Eh? There's still one on the ground."

Just as he was about to pick it up and was about to swallow it, Guo Degang quickly stopped him, "Is my father a straight man?"

"It fell on the ground, you know? It's still straight."

Ji Yun rolled his eyes at him, "Practice with this scroll first, then use the iron ball after practice, and finally swallow the sword."

"Yes, this has to be done step by step."

"You can't swallow the sword directly, you have to use the core of cabbage first. The core is soft, cut into thin slices, and stands by the lake every day."

Ji Yun raised his head, opened his mouth like holding a stick in his hand, and stabbed back and forth in his mouth.

"Wait a minute, my dad has practiced swimming."

"Hahahahaha."

Ji Yun's performance is really vivid, and this repetitive and rapid action makes it hard not to think of stabbing the toilet with a leather stick.

"It stimulates the throat and is powerful. When the throat doesn't feel itchy or tight, it's considered a success."

"Oh, then you can swallow the sword?"

"It doesn't work either." Ji Yun waved his hand, "I still have to use bamboo slices, cut them into thin slices, and then pass them into the water. Er, this voice."

"Hahahahahaha."

"Yes." Guo Degang nodded, "It can be regarded as a craft if you can't practice swallowing a sword to pass water to someone."

"After practicing for more than half a month, I really don't feel itchy anymore, and it's true this time!"

"True Swallowing Sword."

Ji Yun nodded and said, "Swallowing the sword this time! When I went to the park in the morning, I carried his two-meter-long sword. Hey! This effort is good and I am full of confidence."

Guo Degang held him down, "I understand, he is able to wear candied haws."

"How can it be candied haws? Are you talking about swallowing the treasure sword?"

Guo Degang said: "How long is two meters long? How tall is my father? Go down from Tianling Gai, and come out from the soles of your feet, and you can go around a teacher Yu's pony."

"Oh, that's 1.9 meters eight."

"Neither!"

"There are so many things." Ji Yun muttered, "That one foot is long, okay?"

"Grandpa Guo just swallowed the sword in one gulp. There are old men and old ladies strolling in the park next to you. Seeing your father's skill, they all applaud."

"It's really not easy."

"It's not difficult to swallow, but the difficult thing is to come out."

Guo Degang asked doubtfully, "Why is it difficult to come out?"

"He can't just pick it out with his hands, that's too bad, so he has to push it out with this breath."

"This is real skill."

Ji Yun put on a pose, folded his hands, and raised his head, "Everyone is watching from the sidelines, very nervous. Hmph! There was only a clang, and the sword flew out with a clang."

"Huo, it really came out."

"As soon as the sword comes out, everyone is happy."

"Why are you still having fun?"

"There are still three flower scrolls stuck on the sword."

"Harmful!"

Guo Degang didn't expect Ji Yun to have a bottom line. He has a head and a tail. It's really good, and he will bow and step down immediately.

Just as he was about to bow, Ji Yun gave him a hand, indicating that it wasn't over yet.

Guo Degang raised his eyebrows, and there is a new chapter in his father's journey of suffering?

"Not only do I like to swallow swords, but I also have to practice other kung fu."

"My dad knows a lot."

"That stretched bow, do you know?"

Guo Degang said: "Then what I don't know is that there is a monkey rubber band tied to the tree fork."

"Yes." Ji Yun nodded and said, "Mr. Guo's stretched bow is very good. You don't need to aim when you draw the bow. Just hear the swish and snap, and the glass in Widow Wang's house shattered."

"Hahahaha." Guo De just laughed heartily, "My father is a childlike innocence."

"Crack, the glass of Widow Li's house is broken again! Crack, the glass of Widow Wang's house is also broken! Crack"

Before Ji Yun could speak, Guo Degang snatched it over, "Widow Wan's glass is broken?"

"Call-"

Hearing boos from the audience, Ji Yun smiled awkwardly, "Isn't this innocence?"

"Tong Zhen knows to stare at the glass of the widow's house?"

Ji Yun hummed twice, "Don't you have to stare at the glass of the widow's house, but even if there are seven or eight gentlemen in the house, Mr. Guo will not be able to fall behind."

"You are wrong." Guo Degang chuckled, his face full of bad water.

"What's the matter?"

"Normal families generally don't have seven or eight gentlemen, but widows' families do."

"Oh--"

Ji Yun gave a thumbs up, "You still know how to do it."

"Know what to do and know what to do, you just use these to amuse my father, don't you?"

Ji Yundao: "It's not a problem, stretching a bow is not a skill, and his father also likes archery."

"Archery?"

"Big bow, this bow is exquisite. After it is full, it will be measured, and it will cost an old money when it is opened."

"Oh, it's a copper coin with a round and square hole inside."

"That's right." Ji Yun stretched his bow and drew his arrow, "This arrow is not capable of hitting this old money. This arrow has to go through the middle mouth, even if it goes all the way. It has to hit the eye. This is called The phoenix builds a nest. The second arrow pushes the second arrow out to make the phoenix grab the nest, and the third arrow hits the second arrow again to make the three-yuan arrow shoot the money eye."

"Is it that powerful?"

"It's so powerful, why practice this? Go hunting."

"Still hunting?"

Ji Yun said: "How fresh, his father still has a baby hunting, and there is a living thing standing on his shoulder, a goshawk!"

"Hahahahaha."

When the goshawk was mentioned, the audience burst into laughter.

Ji Yun was taken aback, and asked Guo Degang, "What are they laughing at?"

Guo Degang said: "I don't blame them for making jokes. He went out to hunt and there was a fly on his shoulder. My father stinks, what's the matter?"

"It's not a fly, a goshawk! It's flying in the sky, the sound of calling: buzz~~~~"

"Hey! Isn't this a fly?"

Ji Yun couldn't hold back his laughter, and explained: "That goshawk can fly very high."

"Just say eagle."

"It's an eagle. His father went out to hunt, with a big bow on his back, a stretched bow in his hand, a one-piece chest hair jacket, and a [-]-eight bar in his crotch. His father was riding a bicycle, and the goshawk clattered up and down on his shoulders."

As soon as Ji Yun went up and down, imitating the bumpy appearance of a goshawk, his hair flew up.

"Why is my father such a cheap eagle?"

(End of this chapter)