crawl out of hell an app

Chapter 120

After finally convincing Hu Yifeng, he found a noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles. He had just taken a bite when his phone rang, and it turned out to be an unfamiliar number.

"Hi, who's there?" I asked on the phone.

"It's me, Chu Tianjiao, you don't want to brag, I've already cleaned the room, can you come over to check and return my ID card and mobile phone?" Chu Tianjiao replied excitedly.

"So fast?"

"Of course, who is Chu Tianjiao? She doesn't brag, of course she is old!"

"Whose phone did you call me from?"

"Auntie Cleaning!"

Chu Tianjiao felt that she had slipped her tongue, and immediately hung up the phone. It was a very failed deception!

It was also rare for me to torment her again. After eating noodles, I returned to my former home. It was very clean, and there was still a cup of steaming chrysanthemum tea on the coffee table in the living room.

"Is the cleaning lady very efficient?" I said coldly.

"No, I cleaned it myself. I just borrowed Auntie Cleaning's mobile phone to contact you. I paid her so much money. Is it not too much to borrow a mobile phone?"

"Okay, I'm too lazy to expose you because of your small thoughts, your mobile phone and your ID card, return my key!"

"Hey, how long can you live in this house, why don't you lend it to me for a few days, I plan to play in this city!"

"key!"

"Here, pervert, cheapskate!"

I saw a cunning flash in her eyes, but I didn't pay much attention to it at the time.

I left with her, took the elevator downstairs together, and then I said goodbye to her, and she suddenly stopped me.

"Hey, you make me feel very frustrated, do you know, tell the truth, don't you really dismiss me, don't have any thoughts in your heart, it almost makes me doubt my own charm!" Chu Tianjiao actually looked Very wronged.

"You know, my wife is ten thousand times more beautiful than you!" I hit her again.

"Don't all men like freshness?"

"How old are you, why are you thinking so complicated?"

"I'm an adult, and I'm very mature. I shocked the hacker world when I was 13 years old. Do you understand? I've met so many men, and there is no one who doesn't covet me. Why don't you be tempted? You know the bad taste torture me?"

"You, think slowly, I'll go first!"

As I said that, I walked towards my car without looking back.

But Chu Tianjiao turned around and went back, holding a copied key in her hand.

"Torturing me for so long, please lend me the house for a few days!" Chu Tianjiao was triumphant.

I drove back home, feeling a lot better, the damn bamboo pole should be out fooling around with the skinny monkey now!

As soon as the door was pushed open, hey, there was a strong smell of vegetable paste and a lot of alcohol. Needless to say, Shouhou made a series of braised paste dishes for the bamboo poles. I don’t know how much the two of them drank. Well, the two bastards just know how to torment me, they are so mad at me, this time I will never take care of the bamboo pole again.

Whenever he gets drunk, I throw him out.

When I opened the door, I saw the thin monkey blowing into the wine bottle, the bastard is so thin, like a monkey, isn't he afraid of drinking you to death?

The bamboo pole is knocking on the table with chopsticks, cheering for the thin monkey!

"Come on, one-third of the way down, speed, more speed!" Zhugan shouted.

I rushed to the bamboo pole and kicked the bastard over, the bamboo pole looked at me with the expression that you dare to kick me.

Seeing this expression, I am so angry, I can't beat you to death!

Crackling, crackling, I'm going to beat this bastard hard!

I beat me until I was out of breath, and I felt much more refreshed, and I finally let it out!

"Master, just take a sip of wine, what's the matter?" The thin monkey finally finished a bottle of wine and said while hiccupping.

"You bastard, don't think that I dare not hit you. Last time you were drunk, you just tossed me. Do you know, and you, why are you still driving back?" I yelled angrily.

"Replacement driver, do you understand, substitute driver!" Shouhou replied proudly.

"Master, you will definitely pay a heavy price for beating me this time. Do you know that my grandfather told me to drink this tonic!" The bamboo pole got up and shouted confidently.

"Your mother and father died long ago. You grew up eating a lot of food, so your grandpa died long ago!" I was so angry that I didn't realize it, and cursed.

"Master, of course the grandpa that master is talking about is your father. You said he is dead, but master called grandpa and said that master cursed him to die!" The bastard Skinny Monkey yelled at me.

It's over, it's over, I've been caught by these two bastards, they will definitely not give up the chance to get revenge on me!

"Hurry up, you should go back and find a substitute driver, you should go to bed and go to sleep!" I immediately changed the subject and dealt with these two bastards first.

"Master, do you know, today is grandma's birthday, and my apprentice and I are here to send blessings to grandma from afar, but what did you do, not only completely forget grandma's birthday, but also curse grandpa to die, believe it or not, I'll call right away, call grandpa, call grandma!" Zhu Gan shouted more confidently.

My mother's birthday, oops, I forgot everything, I really forgot all of it, damn it!

"Bamboo pole, it's Master who made a mistake this time, don't take it to heart, Master will definitely make it up to you!" I hurriedly said with the most sincere smile.

"Master, what is wrong? If you say something wrong, it's fine. What do you want grandparents to do?" It seems that the bamboo pole is about to open the lion's mouth!

"You're so fine, why are you always calling my house!" I cursed a little angrily.

"I am filial piety, filial piety, do you understand, people who are not filial piety will never understand what filial piety is!" Zhugan shouted.

"Call, just call now. Master still knows how to curse people. If you don't call grandma, I wish her a happy birthday and a long life!" the thin monkey shouted.

"Okay, you two bastards, tell me, what do you want?" I chose to compromise, and I can only admit that I am cowardly for such a domineering guy.

"It's very simple, master, teach me one move, and one move will do it!" The thin monkey proudly showed a victorious smile.

"Master, I have two tricks, just teach me two tricks!" Zhu Gan also began to raise conditions in the attitude of a winner!

I'm teaching you shit, I don't know shit myself, but then I rolled my eyes, and a bad taste came to my heart.

"Let me teach you the most basic transportation skills first!" I said pretending to be extremely serious.

On the basis of standing on horseback, I asked the bamboo pole and the thin monkey to lift one foot each, and grasped the toes with their backhands for half an hour!

They are not allowed to move within half an hour, otherwise don't think about learning anything from me in the future. I don't believe anyone can hold on to this posture for half an hour. If you can't hold on, don't blame me for not teaching you!